Chapter 316: Let's see if you have a face in the future

There were less than half of the people at the scene, but there were still people walking outside. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info see that the number of people here is not as many as last night.

"What's going on?" He Xiangdong was puzzled.

He Xiangdong is still very confident in last night's stand-up, he can guarantee that he can leave a part, no, it should be a large number of people, and then add the number of people tonight, why not only so many people in front of him.

Looking at today's posture, yesterday's people didn't come at all, and these viewers came for the first time today.

What's going on?

Shouldn't it?

He Xiangdong frowned, unable to understand the key to this.

Wu Bei is the host, and she is also staying at the door, she saw He Xiangdong coming over in front of her, and her heart was still pounding, and now when she saw He Xiangdong looking outside the stage, her brows tightened, which also made her nervous.

After thinking about it for a while, Wu Bei stepped forward cautiously and asked with a red face, "What's wrong with you?"

He Xiangdong was still immersed in his own world, he was confused, and he didn't have the heart to answer Wu Bei's question, so he shook his head.

Wu Bei lowered her head slightly, stopped talking, and stood beside He Xiangdong silently accompanying him.

After a while, Xue Guo also came over, and he came over and said, "I heard that the people in the room tonight are almost gone." ”

Xue Guo glanced at He Xiangdong, then quickly stepped forward, quietly looked outside at the entrance door, and found that it was indeed the case.

Wu Bei also realized at this time that He Xiangdong was worried about this, and she felt strange now, how popular it was when she was in Baoji last time, and the audience below was full, all waiting for He Xiangdong alone.

She's heard last night's stand-up, and it's still very good, but why hasn't anyone listened to it?

He Xiangdong also withdrew his gaze, but his brows were still tightly locked, he looked at Xue Guo, and said in a deep voice: "I don't know either." ”

Xue Guo was also puzzled: "It shouldn't be, why are there so few people all of a sudden, so that last night's audience seemed to have no one coming in again." ”

Wu Bei said boldly: "Could it be because they don't have tickets, so they can't get in?"

Xue Guo shook his head and said: "If you don't have tickets, you won't be allowed to enter at the beginning, but now that most of the people are gone, the box office will definitely release people, and those who don't have tickets can enter, they used to do this." ”

Wu Bei couldn't speak, seeing that no one really came to listen to the stand-up like this, although she thought so in her heart, but she couldn't say it, she also comforted He Xiangdong and said: "I think they can't come to the station to change the guard." ”

When these words came out, Wu Bei herself felt that it was not credible, the employees had changed the guard, but what about their families, the family members did not, these people also listened to it last night, and these people still accounted for the majority of the audience.

Xue Guo frowned and asked He Xiangdong: "Dongzi, it's almost time for you to play, what are you going to do?"

He Xiangdong had a calm face and said: "No matter what, there can't be any problems with the performance, just go straight to the stage and say it, and figure out the rest after the performance." ”

He still can't believe that last night's stand-up didn't keep the audience, as an artist with a level comparable to a stand-up master, he is still quite confident in his level.

Xue Guo nodded, it could only be like this.

There were also two people squatting at the exit door, namely Huang Gaobai and Li Yuangong, and when they saw the large empty seats in the audience, they almost didn't laugh.

Li Yuangong said hatefully: "That's it, it's right." ”

Huang Gaobai's face was also filled with a happy smile, dripping with joy.

Li Yuangong snorted coldly and said: "You still talk about stand-up comedy, I see that you are embarrassed to say it in the future, one person has been talking for more than an hour, why are you so majestic." ”

Huang Gaobai thought about it and then admonished: "Don't mess around, He Xiangdong is a member of the Hou Tuan after all, and if you make it big, you will have trouble yourself." ”

Li Yuangong said: "Don't worry, I have a lot of numbers." I won't use the means, these people in the audience haven't heard of his stand-up last night, in other words, he didn't stay alone last night, just this matter, he can be laughed at for several years, see if he has the face to say it again on stage in the future. Let's talk and laugh, is it possible that Hou Tuan can still blame us?"

Huang Gaobai smiled and gave Li Yuangong a thumbs up: "It's still you." ”

……

Soon, after the last song was sung, it was He Xiangdong's stand-up comedy, and Wu Bei went out to report the curtain to him.

The table, microphone, and rack were all ready, He Xiangdong frowned, and appeared with heavy steps, and no one in the audience applauded, and no one knew about him.

He stood in the center of the stage, looking at the pitch black under the stage, he couldn't see the figure, no matter how he got on stage, he always had to perform well, he quickly adjusted his state.

He Xiangdong smiled and said: "The last show is mine, on stage, first introduce myself, my name is He Xiangdong, that is, the one that flows eastward in the big river." ”

A small burden was thrown out, and the audience below burst into laughter. Judging from the laughter, He Xiangdong can tell that almost half of the people are laughing, and this is how it is, you have to use a small burden to find out the audience's preferences, and then arrange the size of the performance behind you.

Therefore, cross talk is a face-to-face art, and the effect of listening to it live is definitely much better than listening to it in front of the TV, and the actor can't leave the audience to say, just facing a camera, this said cross talk can't be heard.

He Xiangdong touched his nose and continued: "I am a cross talk actor, and what I want to perform today is a stand-up comedy, and this stand-up does not appear much on the stage now, so you are all here today." ”

"So what are you talking about today, let's talk about a book, one of the programs in our stand-up comedy eight sticks, called "Zhang Guangtai Goes Home", I have already said a paragraph yesterday, let's continue to talk about the book today. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was a sound of doubt in the audience.

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"I said it yesterday, but we didn't come. ”

Someone else shouted: "We didn't come, can you tell us from the beginning." ”

He Xiangdong's face instantly looked bad, after he came on stage, he still had illusions in his heart, what if these were all people who had heard a stand-up last night, the audience who came today was actually gone.

But when he said this just now, the reaction of the audience was so surprisingly unanimous that no one said that they had heard it.

Did not a single one of the people last night come? Impossible, did you remember the wrong time? No, who doesn't know, just play for two nights.

He Xiangdong frowned.

Seeing He Xiangdong's reaction like this, Xue Guo and Wu Bei, who came to the door, were secretly anxious, but there was nothing to do.

As for Li Yuangong and Huang Gaobai, who were at the end of the door, they really laughed out loud, and when they saw He Xiangdong making a fool of themselves on the stage, the two of them couldn't be happier.

He Xiangdong's mind was spinning rapidly, since he came to the stage, then this cross talk must be said, they haven't heard of Zhang Guangtai going home last night, do they say it again, or do they open another bibliography?

Just as he was stunned, there was a "snap", and the lights in the audience turned on, and all of a sudden the lights were bright.

The audience looked around, and some were puzzled.

He Xiangdong also raised his head suspiciously. (To be continued.) )