It was another rainy morning, Jin Zhongming, who had a casual breakfast, changed into a blazer, put on black-framed glasses that he had not seen for a long time, and went downstairs in a happy mood. He ignored the camera that followed him as soon as he went out, and walked briskly towards today's destination with an umbrella.

That's right, today is Kim Jong-ming's first day at work, and it's understandable that he is full of expectations for the future.

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"I'm sorry, on the first day of work, this look is a bit embarrassing for everyone!" Seven or eight minutes later, in the basement of the company's old building, Jin Zhongming took off his previous handsome blazer as soon as he entered the door.

No way, the coat was completely soaked, and he didn't have to wring it to drip down himself, and his rain-soaked hair was just as messy...... Of course, there are also water droplets on that face and black-rimmed glasses covered with a layer of mist.

There was a burst of laughter like silver bells in the basement, someone ran over and sent a dry towel, and after Jin Zhongming wiped his face and hair, someone obediently handed over a clean fine paper towel, which was obviously for him to wipe his glasses, and even after he tidied up, he found that a girl was helping him hang his soaked suit on a chair in a ventilated place.

"Thank you very much, lovely girls. Jin Zhongming smiled at the girls who were helping, and then took two steps forward and jumped to the podium......

Yes, that's right, it's on the podium! Our representative Jin Zhong Mingjin was fired twice in a row in a week, and then forced to change to a third job, and after working as a spider-man for half a day and an idol assistant for two and a half days in a row, he has now become a glorious trainee teacher again.

"I have to admit that I'm quite grateful to Zheng Xiuyan now. Although the heavy rain outside made him fall into a complete gaffe, Jin Zhongming, who came back to his senses, looked at a group of young girls with wide eyes in the audience, and still recovered a lot of good mood. "While it's a sense of unethical guilt to change jobs three times in a week, it's always a pleasure for me to come and teach a bunch of pretty little girls, and it's nice not to have to deal with the facial paralysis of EXO......"

The audience burst into crisp laughter again.

"Yes, that's what it feels like. Jin Zhongming smiled and nodded, and then continued to talk nonsense. "Youth is a very flavorful thing, and even laughter for no reason can make people feel good. But the one over there is the warm girl who dried my coat before...... Why do you feel a little old?"

The audience resounded the laughter of the girls, and the girl who had just sat back had to get up again: "Senior......"

"Call the teacher. Jin Zhongming hurriedly corrected.

"Teacher. The girl replied with some tears and laughter. "I'm the oldest female trainee in the classroom at the moment, but I don't look old anyway, right? I'm 91 years old!"

"The 91-year-old trainees are the oldest trainees of this company?" Jin Zhongming became more and more emotional. "I understand your sensitivity. In fact, I can still feel that the years are unforgiving...... It was just a rain, and I already felt the dampness hit me through the wall, as if a monster from the Han River would swim all the way to this classroom in the next second. ”

"Teacher. A girl who looked very tender at first glance raised her hand, and she was the first to run over to help Jin Zhongming dry her hair.

"What, classmate Jin Shengjing?" Jin Zhongming called out the other party's name, this is a 03-year-old little hairy child, just ten years old this year, a star member of the company's trainee class A, like Shirley, she was basically raised as a little princess in the company, Krystal and Sika have both talked about her, and Jin Zhongming naturally won't recognize her.

"Actually, we think it's very trendy too. Kim Sung-kyung, or rather, Lami replied seriously, two small dimples looming. "This is an old building, and it's close to the Han River, but it's still a basement......"

"Hey. Jin Zhongming shook his head again and again when he heard this. "Uneducated, lami, no wonder your President Kim begged Sika to let me come over to be your teacher, the cultural quality of the artist, from the male team leader who has debuted to the little girl who is just ten years old, is more worrying than the other. ”

Lami was stunned.

"Lami, you remember. Jin Zhongming put on a teacher's pretentious posture. "The real point of what I said is not how the tide is, but the rhetorical device of the Han River monster swimming into the classroom. What is this? This is a well-known rhetoric in the world-famous novel "One Hundred Years of Solitude" when describing the humid air during the rainy season, of course, the original text is a fish, not a monster on the Han River. And this rhetoric, along with the sentence structure of the first sentence of the opening paragraph, is listed as a classic of "One Hundred Years of Solitude". Do you know what the first sentence of the opening sentence is?"

Lami, who was only ten years old, shook her head blankly, it would be strange for her to know!

"Remember, when you make your debut in the future and do a show against those MCs who are not very high-level, you can show off. Jin Zhongming is still teasing other people's little hairy children. "Here's an example...... Many years later, when Lami faced the trophy of her Blue Dragon Queen, she would always think of the morning when Teacher Jin Zhongming explained "One Hundred Years of Solitude" to her. At that time, the trainee classroom was a narrow room located on the basement floor, almost flush with the water surface of the Han River, and every time it rained, the moisture would hit people, as if a Han River monster would swim directly into the classroom in the next second......

“……”

"Okay, it seems that you don't like literature, so let's not talk about this, let's talk about some clichés, what, that 91-year-old girl over there, why don't I know you when you are the oldest here?"

"Report to the teacher, I only became a trainee in '09, and I have to be busy with school. The girl who helped dry the clothes replied with some 'anger', of course she knew that this was the other party's help to fight for the camera for her own sake. "Also, my name is Bae Joo-hyun, not an old girl!"

"Oh, okay, Ms. Pei, I remember, as a peer, I will maintain respect for you. Well...... What's the deal with that particular familiar? It's the right-to-last one in the penultimate row. ”

"Report teacher, my name is Jiang Shiqi, because I am the same age as Krystal's seniors, so when I was short of money before, she recommended me to work in your café, we may have met in the store. ”

"I see, but you seem to be a little bit like Taeyeon, does the company have a template for selecting people now? Chairman Lee so-man made a typical dogmatic mistake......

Listening to the nonsense of Jin Zhongming and this group of trainees in the sky and on the ground, but they didn't mean to go to class at all, the members of the TVN TV crew on the side naturally ...... Well, naturally I feel very comfortable. After all, from the terrifying Spider-Man to the unsettling EXO assistant, this week's shooting mission has finally been born. The company's 'strong recommendation' to Sika, I think that the eldest lady shouldn't have another incident, right?

That's great, isn't it?

I don't have to worry about my big boss smashing down the outer wall of a seven-story building, and I don't have to worry about other performing arts companies and TV stations being thrown into trouble. You said that you are going to be an assistant, even if you are angry, you have to find Miss Zheng as the culprit, right? As a result, I went to MBC and dismantled the CP of "My Knot" that had been filmed together for half a year, and also made a 'son of a bitch' gossip rumor in private, which made Lee Taemin have nightmares. Therefore, the company's worries and the fact that she found Sika this time to let her quickly change tasks is really not superfluous, because if the assistant in front of him who continues to be EXO for two days is allowed to be dismantled, maybe this cutting-edge combination that is now climbing rapidly will be dismantled by him...... It's as easy as demolishing the East God!

"Suddenly I feel that something is wrong?" Just when the members of the program team were thinking wildly, Jin Zhongming on the podium was still talking nonsense with this group of little girls like Hu Tianhai. "Why are there only female students and no male students?"

"Teacher. A 99-year-old girl named Yeri raised her hand and answered, uh, this is the one who helped Jin Zhongming wipe his glasses before. "I know. ”

"Oh, Jin Yilin, please speak. There is no doubt that Jin Zhongming has become familiar with this group of little hairy children.

"I overheard other teachers in the company say yesterday that they say that boys are ambitious, and listening to your class will be bad!"

"Slander, complete slander!" Jin Zhongming immediately retorted with righteous words. "I have a visiting professor at Seoul University who came to teach you and said that I would teach bad students, is this looking down on us at Seoul University? Who is your trainee supervisor? Isn't it ......?"

"Isn't the teacher a student?" Bae Joo-hyun suddenly interjected...... cough, in fact, she noticed that the supervisor of her own trainee who had been eavesdropping outside the window was pale, so she took the initiative to help solve the siege.

"I graduated early, and now I'm a professor. Jin Zhongming really gave up the accountability, and instead answered this question a little self-consciously. "Do you need me to give you a history lesson? ”

As soon as these words came out, the girls looked at each other, and the basement, which had been laughing constantly, was rarely quiet.

"What's wrong?" Kim Jong-ming was slightly puzzled.

"Teacher. It was Yeri who raised her hand again. "What class are we in? We've been talking for half an hour......

"Oh!" Jin Zhongming's face suddenly appeared. "Nominally, it is a class on the rule of law, let me teach you some common sense of finance and law, so that you can realize the specific concept of money and the sanctity of the law...... The reason, everyone knows, something has happened in the entertainment industry recently. However, in fact, because of the presence of the camera, you can understand it from another angle as a short-term trainee reality show, just like the previous "Girls Go to School" and the like. So, let's say whatever we want, and you can ask me directly if you have any questions...... Anyway, I don't care what the specific class is, your company won't give me money anyway!"

Listening to Jin Zhongming's words, the people in the TVN TV crew were suddenly in high spirits, because the so-called professional sensitivity made them feel a little bit almost instantly, if after this episode of the program is broadcast, the response of these trainee girls is good, and the company will cooperate again, and the company's A-level trainees will be the theme of the program?

"Teacher, I really have a question about money. ”

"Speak. ”

"How much money do you have now?"

"The approximate number refers to next year's Forbes list, and the specific number is not known. ”

"Teacher, is it really hard for a female artist to make her debut? That dahee said that she was too hard, and then she couldn't help but take risks. ”

"Perhaps. But her teammates must have worked just as hard as she did, and they haven't done anything bad, and now they're going to disband the group...... It's disbanded, isn't it?"

"Yes......"

"Teacher, which of us is the prettiest?"

“lami。 Jin Zhongming replied very crisply, and the little hairy child also put his hands on his cheeks and smiled very happily.

"Why?"

"Why?"

"Am I not pretty?"

……

Naturally, everyone else was very upset.

"Because she's the youngest. Jin Zhong replied magnificently. "And I'm an older person. You must understand that youth is undoubtedly the greatest temptation in the world for an elderly person. I don't know if there were aristocratic old women in the Middle Ages who especially liked to drink the blood of young girls......?

"Really?"

"Whoever is the prettiest is going to be killed and bloodletted?"

"I've heard this story......"

After all, Sika was forced to change by Kim Young-min, and the task that Sika was forced to change by Kim Young-min was too easy to deal with, and this weather seemed to be naturally suitable for telling ghost stories...... Or, adult fairy tales? A vicious and bloody version of fairy tales deciphered?

"The teacher ......" At this moment, when he was about to turn in the direction of the story meeting on this rainy morning, Yeri, who had been quiet for a long time, suddenly stood up, as if he had plucked up courage in private. "I have a question too, can I?"

"Speak. Jin Zhongming, who came back to his senses, raised his finger disapprenosingly. "I said it, I have to answer any questions. ”

"Teacher, do you think I can make my debut?" asked Yeri with a blushing face.

Outside the room, the company's trainee supervisor slightly opened his eyes that had been squinted before, but after a few seconds, he closed them again.

"I should be able to make my debut, right?" replied Kim Jong-ming with a little dazedness. "It might be more accurate for you to ask your trainee's room manager...... Are you still the head of the Han room and the girl?"

"The Crown. Someone corrected. "When I was a teenager and FX seniors, the head of the Han room at that time was already Minister Han. ”

"Oh, I've gotten promoted, I've forgotten. Jin Zhongming nodded casually.

"Minister Han, I don't dare to ask. Fourteen-year-old Yeri replied with a pursed mouth. "The head of the royal family always snorts again, teacher, you just said, you can ask anything, that's why I thought of asking you, teacher. ”

"Actually, it's not me who is perfunctory to you. Jin Zhongming sighed slightly. "It's really hard to say. You see, this room is basically full of all the A-level female trainees in your company, and according to their age, they can obviously be divided into two groups......"

The classroom was completely silent, and the company staff gasped, but they didn't dare to speak...... In fact, deep down he seemed to be prepared for this.

There's no way, the man on the podium in the room is so powerful that he can make a big hole in his own people's heaven with a single finger. And the people in the company wanted to stuff the other party to this group of little hairy children after Li Taimin got out of the car, not to expect this master to not cause trouble, but to say that this is a classroom for trainees after all, and the students in it are just a group of girls including ten-year-old little girl dolls, and the trouble will just turn the world upside down.

Anyway, you can't let the other party stay with the company's new pillar EXO!

"A group, starting from Bae Joo-hyun in 91 to Park so-young in 96, there are not many people, and all of them have deep trainee qualifications, so the debut probability of this group of people forming a group is very large. Jin Zhongming in the classroom was already talking. "However, let's be honest, in terms of numbers, their positioning is likely to be FX2.0, which is the so-called experimental product, the royal combination, don't expect to have any unrealistic upper limit. ”

Hearing this analysis, several older trainees, from Bae Joo-hyun to Park so-young, had complicated expressions, on the one hand, they did feel reassured, but on the other hand, they also had such a little bit of loss.

"As for the other group. Jin Zhongming propped up the podium and said with a smile. "There's too much to talk about.,This group of people, including you yeri.,It's obviously a group of little hairy children with 00 years as the age limit.,The number is very large.,And it's clearly hierarchical.,Properly matched.,This is obviously a big move...... According to the typical logic of our President Lee so-man, 'there is always one for you', right, this is likely to be based on the girlhood as a template to create a young time 2.0. ”

"Is the second one a short hour?" asked Yeri excitedly.

"Hey, the second hour, it should be this rhythm. Jin Zhongming nodded frankly. "But it's not necessarily a good thing......"

"Why?" asked Lami, blushing.

"It's simple. Jin Zhongming glanced at this little hairy child with a smile. "First of all, the success of their youth has its own way, and the company's all-round assistance is only one of the necessary reasons for their current position, not everything. Therefore, even if you make your debut, and then the company does its best to assist you as you did when you were young, and you work hard to the extreme, it may not really become a young time 2.0. Even if we take an inappropriate example, Glam, their company actually put a lot of effort into it, and the other members of their group also worked hard, and even that dahee may have worked hard, but a string in his head didn't break, and everyone's efforts were put into waste......"

"We're not going to do that. Lami, the little hairy child, seemed a little dissatisfied.

"Perhaps. Kim Jong Ming smiled. "In addition to the statement just now, there is actually another one. Think about it, since your company is ready to go all out to build a young time 2.0 with you people, does that mean that your competition will be extremely fierce?yeri, that's why I just said 'it's hard to say', in this fierce competitive atmosphere, who dares to say that you will definitely debut? I'm very familiar with the batch of trainees when I was young, and I've seen too many negative examples, Stella, who once competed with Yuna for the façade, really couldn't stand this intensity, and chose to quit before her debut;

Yeri pursed her lips, there was no interface.

"And, let's say again, there's one more thing you have to pay attention to, when you are young, you are a combination built with the core age of 90 years of birth, and your core birth age is 00 years, in other words, the difference between your two combinations is a full ten years...... Ten years, how many years has it been since you debuted this year? Less than 7 years! So, if they renew their contract next year, then it is estimated that your debut time will have to wait until 2017 or even 2018. After such a long time, who dares to say that they will not be left behind?yeri......"

"Huh?"

"I know what you're trying to ask, so I'll answer your question now. Jin Zhongming looked at the little girl and shook his head with a little emotion. "If you can survive, or if you have ambitions in your heart, you must do 2.0 for less time, then don't ask anyone if you can make your debut, because the devil knows! Let's even be honest, this group should have the kind of strategic task of bridging between the young time and the young time 2.0, so if you really talk about debut, it really won't take too long...... Got it?"

"Understood. Yeri said with a blank expression.

"It's good to understand, you're good at it. As he spoke, Jin Zhongming withdrew his gaze from the other party, and then smiled slightly at the girls in the audience, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth. "Well, that's the end of the Q&A session. Next, I'll tell you a story about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, which is guaranteed to be exciting and authentic......"

PS: I wish you all a happy third day after New Year's Day!

And then say something unhappy...... This morning, the guy in white sent an exclusive package in the group, 8.8, two bags, I shared it with the big teacher, I clicked it first, and then found that I got 0.31...... It's only been three days since New Year's Day, isn't it possible that the fortune of the whole year will be so weak?

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