Chapter 008: The Comic Intelligence of Messing In

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Wang Yu touched his chest indiscriminately: "Where did you go?

Suddenly, there was a faint pain in my ears, and the mechanical transparent sight glass popped out.

Mechanical clear glasses, with a slender mechanical arm protruding from the right temple, like one-legged glasses hanging from the earring. The blue border is like a sapphire, crystal clear. The transparent sight glass is as light and transparent as a cicada's wings.

Whew... Wow...... Wow............

A burst of electronic noise came out, and suddenly there was a burst of joyful tones:

"Hello, I'm your game guide, you can ask me any questions, you know. ”

Wang Yuzhong's cranial nerves began to operate again, and he safely accepted another "fact".

Ask questions? Then you don't have to.

He patted his head and asked, "Okay, can you change your voice?"

The electronic voice said, "Yes, you need a male or female voice." ”

Male or female? What do you say for a man with normal male hormone secretion?

He smiled: "Of course it's a female voice that sounds comfortable! ”

"Hello, now all you've heard is... Female voice, do you need any services?"

Wang Yu scolded angrily: "Female voice, there is no change at all!"

The electronic voice sounded again: "I'm sorry, maybe we don't understand the language, but the female voice of the machine intelligent person is like this." ”

Machine intelligence, you've been sent by God to make me laugh. Such a dick, why don't you give me a foreign sentence.

A little girl in the distance was playing and playing, Wang Yu pointed at her and said, "Aren't you a smart person?

The electronic voice was cluttered again: "Your question is inconvenient to accept." This is the dignity of machine intelligence people, and I will never give in!"

Wang Yu smiled again: "It makes me feel like I'm going to strengthen you." Well, where did the black cat go?"

"You're the black cat!"

Wang Yu couldn't calm down: "What are you talking nonsense? How can I be the black cat that kills a thousand knives?"

Although the electronic sound is not unpleasant, he finds it particularly disturbing at this time.

"The result of the system is that you are the black cat, and the black cat is you. In your human words, that black cat has lurked inside you. ”

The shade of the tree is just right, Wang Yu sat directly under the tree, looking like he was slowly accompanying you: "How do you get it out?"

"As I have already said, it is you, you are it, and the two are inseparable. ”

Wang Yu naturally refused to give up: "I found that you are different from other machines, your voice is changeable, and you use it very flexibly. If it weren't for the electronic sound that lingers in my ears, I would have thought you were a real person. I'm sure you have a way, my machine is very intelligent!"

"If you can win this game, you might be able to separate the black cat from its body. ”

Wang Yu said with an unhappy face: "Then don't beat around the bush, what should I do?"

The electronic voice snorted, like a lewd laugh that succeeded in a treacherous scheme: "I haven't confessed the Lord yet, you are not my master yet." The service just provided is purely free experience, some precautions, please be sure to take a look. ”

Wang Yu glanced at it, his eyes were full of Chinese, fortunately it was not the English version, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in his heart.

Precautions are as follows:

Anti-addiction: Mosaic off

Use all means to obtain the demon spirit power of the opponent's goblins to upgrade our goblins. The gamer can also get some spiritual power from it, because the black cat is in a weak stage and is falling into a deep sleep, it needs a lot of spiritual power to nourish. The distribution of spiritual power between the black cat and the player is nine to one.

Wang Yu shouted: "It's not fair!

The electronic voice suddenly became informal: "If you really think it's unfair, just punch me in the chest with your little fist!"

Although the electronic tone answered so inappropriately, the mechanical transparent mirror still popped up a prompt box.

Here are some tips:

Since the black cat consumes spiritual power, activates the system, and has high power, it enjoys allowance compensation. If in doubt, mobile users will consult 10086, and China Unicom users will consult 10010. If you still can't solve your problem, the back-office consultant 12580 can provide you with services.

12580, one click I'll help you!

Before I could complain about the advertisement, the electronic sound sounded again:

"The next will be the confession ceremony, you need to exchange the most important things on your body with me, and my contract of use will belong to you. ”

may have been in a trance, but suddenly a blow came to him, and Wang Yu was a little caught off guard: "...... If you're going to sell yourself so quickly, you're not going to be a half-finished product. ”

The electronic voice flickered and stopped: "Don't worry, even if it's a semi-finished product, it's enough to deal with you." ”

Wang Yu blocked the crotch of his pants, and reluctantly jumped on his face: "The most important thing on the body? No! No! I severely oppose it!"

The electronic sound is staccato and reflects a hip-hop rhythm: "I think you're wrong." ”

In the corner of the mechanical transparent sight glass, a thin knife quickly pops out.

Yes!

"Sampling done. There was a small blood mark on Wang Yu's face.

Wang Yu was surprised: "That's it, it's too simple, isn't it? ”

"Master, you laugh, I have always served you wholeheartedly, where is the time to pee. ”

Seems to have forgotten something?

Wang Yu took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "You have to find a way to get my fluff ball out for me." ”

"Master, the fluff ball has been successfully paired with Rem and is undergoing a character remodeling. ”

I didn't catch the phone, I couldn't care about it, Wang Yu quickly wiped the Halizi from his mouth: "The fluffy ball is going to become Rem, goddess... Ha ha. ”

Electronic Voice: "No, but I can think so. ”

Wang Yu suddenly changed his face and said: "Why do you send benefits so late, how can I feel embarrassed! But I like this welfare." ”

Electronic sound: "Welfare? I'm afraid it will be a few years, even thirty or forty years from now." ”

Wang Yu looked into the distance with a confused expression: "What do you mean?"

A chip hovered in front of him: "Just the intelligence of your broken phone, then get the Year of the Horse Monkey Moon! Use it! It won't take long for the character creation to be done." ”

Wang Yu grabbed the chip suspended in the air, tinkered with the mobile phone for a long time, and suddenly burst out: "How to use it?!"

As soon as I asked, something happened by chance. The end of the chip accidentally hit the mobile phone and went directly to the screen.

Electronic sound: "Master, you are too smart! You are really smarter than Xi Shi, and your face is more handsome than Zhuge Liang!"

When it was time for self-study in the morning, the sound of hurried footsteps coming from the playground drowned out the electronic sound, and I don't know if he heard it.

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