Chapter 42: The Longevity Parrot
The helmet was taken off, Qin Yan looked up, and saw Gerald's old face, he looked at Qin Yan with a smile and said, "How is it, how do you feel?"
"It's so real, I almost fell into it, and I still haven't reacted to it. Can I go in and play for a while?" Qin Yan was excited.
"Tomorrow, if you still want to play, we'll talk about it tomorrow. ”
"Okay. Qin Yan said a little reluctantly, he was really reluctant. Looking up and seeing the huge floor clock in the living room, Qin Yan was surprised to find that it was more than 11 o'clock now.
When he returned, it was only five o'clock, and even if he had spoken a few words to Gerald and delayed a little, it was not until six o'clock when he entered.
In other words, he stayed in this virtual reality world for more than six hours!
And he didn't feel the passage of time, as if he had just entered, it was incredible!
Now his spirit was in a state of extreme excitement, and there was no feeling of hunger at all, and only by carefully experiencing it could he feel the hunger that came from his body, and the fatigue brought about by the prolonged excitement.
Qin Yan hurriedly ate some food, and went back to sleep, and when he woke up, it was already more than ten o'clock in the morning, and the sun was up to his buttocks. This night, he slept very affectionately, as if it was just the blink of an eye.
After eating, Qin Yan found Gerald and wanted to go in and experience it again, even if he knew that it was false, not real, and no benefit, he still couldn't control himself.
However, in a few days, Gerald found Qin Yan and told him that the medicinal herbs had been pulled over, and Qin Yan still didn't believe it.
As a truck drove into the ranch, Qin Yan saw the various medicinal herbs contained inside, and had to sigh at the other party's quick action.
This is from the country all the way to the checkpoint and then pulled over, there are too many uncertainties in the implementation, this is too fast, is it the use of air expedited express?
If it were someone else, it would be hard to say whether there was such a way.
"Qin, the medicinal materials have been obtained, what should I do next?"
"Traditional Chinese medicine is supposed to need to be boiled in a casserole, but I think you don't have a casserole here, and even if you do, you can't hold so many medicinal materials, so you can directly change the cauldron, set up a few cauldrons, I'll give you a ratio, grab the medicine according to the prescription, put it in it and boil it, and boil three bowls of water into one bowl. ”
Joseph was stunned when he heard his words, he had never seen this kind of cure, so he could only regard it as a local method, and instructed people to set up several large cauldrons, put medicinal herbs and water, and began to boil.
Qin Yan commanded beside him, he had cooked pheasant soup in a cauldron in his hometown before, so he followed that posture, anyway, these medicines were just a disguise, at most they had some health preservation effects, just eat the undead cow, and the real usefulness was the healing technique.
His careless behavior made Joseph feel even more confused. Please, this is a thousand cows, worth two or three million, can you do it, give me a truthful word.
He had been observing Qin Yan's actions these days, and the more he looked, the more he found that he seemed to have come here for a vacation, rather than to heal.
If he hadn't felt sorry for the two or three million cows, and didn't want the cowboys' hard work to come to naught, he would have pulled these sick cows out to slaughter and bury them to prevent other cattle from being infected.
The reason why this is not the case is because Qin Yan said that there is a possibility of treatment, and he hopes that it can be cured in case, but Qin Yan's performance is really not like an orthodox veterinarian, and he is not even a barefoot doctor.
I couldn't help but ask, "Qin, do you say this can work?"
"Five points, I'm only five points sure, rest assured, I will be cured. Give me another half a month to see, if not, I'll tell you the results. ”
Qin Yan assured that he was only five points sure, in fact, through the treatment of these days, the sick cattle had already been cured, and many of the sick cows had no shadow in their brains, and the rest were almost faintly invisible, as long as they were treated for a few more days, they could be cured.
Reflected in his appearance, that is, he has an expression of victory, and unconsciously shows a kind of self-confidence that will inevitably be feasible.
Joseph was infected, which gave him great confidence. "Okay, then I'll wait for you for another half a month. ”
When the water was almost boiled, Qin Yan collected these potions and poured them into the sick cow to drink. He poured it casually into the sink and let the sick cow drink it.
Back at the villa, before he had time to rest, Qin Yan heard someone shouting, "Humble servant, your master is hungry, quickly prepare dried fruits for me." ”
Qin Yan smiled, saw the empty food box, walked over and said, "Your Majesty Billy XIII, what's wrong with you, why didn't anyone prepare food for you." ”
Billy XIII was stunned for a moment, then retorted. "You damned servant, do you talk to your master like this, what about my food, if you don't bring it again, I will castrate you. ”
As he spoke, he also showed his teeth and claws, making preparations for eunuchs.
Qin Yan didn't expect it to really understand what he said, such a long period of time, even a younger child may not be able to say it, let alone a parrot, this is too smart.
He habitually used the "Heaven Viewing Pupil" to check, and suddenly his eyes widened in surprise, the gray parrot he chose already had good potential, far more than half a cut above its brothers and sisters, but it was nothing compared to Billy XIII, its potential was two or three times higher than those few.
In human terms, it is Einstein, Newton, and Hawking among birds. With good education, it is possible to change people's perception of parrots.
"Okay, I'll go get you some food. ”
"Go quickly, lowly slave, are you going to starve your master, remember, I need a hearty delicacy, and I must find ten different nuts. ”
Qin Yan shook his head, don't pretend to force you to die. I'll only take one to see if you eat or not, and if you don't eat, starve to death.
Joseph came in and said, "Don't look for it, starve it to death, and if it doesn't, I'm going to throw it away in two days." ”
"Throw it away, you throw it away?"
Qin Yan was surprised, this is Einstein, Newton, and Hawking among birds, such a smart pet, you can throw it if you say it.
"So what can I do, I don't want it anyway, just talk about it, my face is all lost, I can't sell it, smart is smart, it can't be used in the right place, who will want it. ”
Qin Yan knew that what he said was the truth.
There is such a faggot parrot as Billy XIII, and he still speaks very pretentiously, and if he is slightly unsatisfactory, he is a humble servant, and castrates you, saying that you have the lace edge of the mountain on your back.
Every time I can make people so popular that one Buddha was born, and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, but I beat and scolded, and I tried all kinds of methods, but I couldn't correct it, but it became worse, and finally I was helpless.
As for selling it, it is even more impossible, no one will admit that they have a back to the mountain, even if they have this hobby, they will hide it, the social situation is like this, no one wants to be looked at by others, is it uncomfortable to buy it, no one will buy it.
Releasing it humanely is the best way to do it.
The problem is that the gray parrot is an African bird that was released in Australia, and Qin Yan didn't think it would survive. The best ending is nothing more than a struggle to survive, and finally being frozen to death in a cold winter.
It is more likely that they will starve to death or be eaten by other animals within a few days of release because they cannot find food.
If Qin Yan hadn't planned to take care of this matter before, but since he knew that Billy XIII was the Einstein, Newton, and Hawking among the birds, how could he not let it run away and starve to death in vain, which was not only a major loss for the scientific community, but also a major loss for him.
"Didn't you ask if anyone around you wanted to adopt it?"
"Adopt it? Who do you think will adopt, I don't want to give it away. ”
"Or give it to me. ”
"You?" said Joseph looked at him suspiciously. "What's the use of you wanting it? Don't you ......?"
"Phew, what do you think, I just think it's smart enough, if it can be taught well, it's much better than raising it from a young age. ”
Joseph was relieved, Billy XIII was only five years old, this age is indeed very big for kittens and dogs, and it is a birthday star to live for another ten years, but parrots are different, a gray parrot can live for fifty or sixty years, take good care of it, maybe Qin Yan is dead, and Billy XIII is still alive and well.
Perhaps the most typical example of this is Churchill.
The name is not very familiar, it is the British Prime Minister, Churchill, one of the Big Three of World War II, who once raised a parrot.
As a result, Churchill has been buried in the soil for a long time, and he is still alive and well, still alive and kicking at the age of more than 100 years, and there is no sign of death.
Although the parrot's blue-yellow feathers have lost their former luster as it ages, it still retains all its "skills".
The most prominent "skill" is that it still likes to say "bad guy Hitler" and "bad guy Nazi", and it still retains the voice characteristics of Churchill.