"What time is it?!" shouted Shaq as he jumped onto a table. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's time to fight!" all the players shouted as they looked up at Shaq.

"Tell me, what should we do?!"

"Indomitable, swear not to retreat!"

"Give it to me, shred the damn Portlanders for me!"

"Roar!"

"Victory, as long as we win, whoever dares to stop us will be killed!"

"This is ESPN, for your live broadcast of the third round of the NBA playoffs, the Los Angeles Lakers vs. the Portland Trail Blazers in the Western Conference Finals, I'm your old friend, Bill Walton!"

"I'm this crippled partner, Kenny Smith..."

"I'm Doug Collins..."

"Welcome to this game, I promise you, guys, this game will be one of the best games you've ever seen in your life, and if your friends and family are watching other league games or watching those **** soap operas right now, then listen to me! Because it's destined to become a classic!" said Bill Wharton, his mouth pouting.

After Bill Wharton said that, Smith picked up, and he continued: "Guys, you know I hate this damn cripple because this guy always likes to run the train with his mouth full, but no, I don't admit it, what he said today is true, and it makes a lot of sense, it's going to be a good game, and you can tell from the enthusiasm of the fans in the stadium that they are looking forward to this game." ”

"Okay, let's look at the rosters of both teams, the Lakers' center is Shaq, oh. Oh my God, am I dazzled? I haven't seen him for a few months, and this guy has been fat like this, has he ever weighed over three hundred pounds? But there's no denying that there's a lot of energy in his body. Like me, we don't have blood flowing in our veins, we have gasoline in our veins. Bill Wharton said happily.

"Gasoline, so you're not from Earth! Looks like the CIA guys should be taking you up and studying you as a guinea pig!" Smith said teasingly.

Suddenly, Bill Wharton grinned happily and said, "Kenny, you're so right, I'm not really from Earth, you know? ”

"Oh God, you should get this alien to the lab, he's always disgusting our dear viewers whenever and wherever he wants. Smith immediately said-for-tat.

"Man, let's go ahead and look at the Lakers roster. God, the Angelenos are crazy, look, their power forward is Lamar, there's no doubt about it, and in fact this series will be a matchup between two of the best power forwards in the league, including Lamar. Their shooting guard is Kobe Bryant. That's no problem, Kobe Bryant is a super talent, and even if Michael Jordan is on the same team as him, the head coach may have to consider letting him play!" Collins exclaimed, and then said hurriedly.

"What's surprising about that? In fact, the Los Angeles have been using this lineup since the regular season! But to be honest, it's a bit of a luxury!" Smith continued.

Collins ignored him and continued to say to the list: "Their small forward is Ramon Murray, and their playmaking guard is Chauncey Billups!"

"Actually, this kind of appearance has long been customary, ahem. Bill Wharton said, straightening his suit. Try to make himself look more imposing, but his height has ruined his prestige. Fortunately, I didn't walk, otherwise that limping posture might have caused the fans to laugh!

Bill Wharton said in an expert tone: "You see, the Lakers need a defensive expert who can limit Pippen, Kobe Bryant is one of those guys, I like that kid, if I can vote, defend the first team then I will definitely give this guy a vote." And he also has good offensive ability! Even if Jordan's old guy comes face to face with him, he may not be able to take advantage!"

"Straight to the point, Bill, you're not young anymore! you're an old fellow too!" Smith said in an impatient tone.

Bill Wharton pursed his lips at the computer screen and said, "Kenny, you're so bad, you're afraid that the audience will remember my majesty when I was younger and support me, right?"

The fans in front of the TV threw up, and Smith bent down and retched a few times.

"Hey, hey, man, get to the point, get to the point!" Collins said with a frown.

Bill Wharton grinned, so he had to continue: "It seems that Phil just wants Kobe to play against that guy, the small forward of the Trail Blazers is Pippen, and he is also a disciple of Phil, you know, since that guy came to the Trail Blazers, in addition to playing, he can also stumble and swing elbows! What else will this guy do, I don't know, oh, I'm talking about anytime! And what is that ugly little guy called?"

"Chauncey Billups!" Collins reminded.

"Yes, Chauncey Billups! "This kid is very good, although he is still a little inexperienced, but he has a nimble and explosive foot, he is enough to restrain the flying squirrel on the field, but he has to be careful of the flying squirrel's feet, that thing is more powerful than the Russian missiles." ”

"As for Lamond, haha, that little guy is so funny, if he can develop his ball-handling ability, then I bet his achievements are not necessarily much worse than Kobe! Hehe, just kidding! To be honest, it's still a lot worse, but it's definitely better than that Steve Smith!"

Collins rolled his eyes, and he looked up at Smith. Smith hurriedly said, "Straight to the point, damn it, Bill, you've got to get to the point! That's the guy that's it now, he's at his limit, that's all he can do." ”

Bill Wharton pressed his palm to signal Smith not to worry, and he continued to say unhurriedly: "The Lakers and that kid named Lu run fast, to be honest, this is better than me." I didn't run as fast as him when I was his age, you see, this kid is like an electric mouse, still plugged in with high voltage! In terms of speed alone, AI is not sure to win!"

"Straight to the point, Bill, get to the point, please, we're dying. Smith said expressionlessly, and Smith and Collins began to guess the punch, and whoever lost was going to beat Bill Wharton.

"Okay, I'll say right away, I just found out that you guys like to hear me talk about basketball so much, I'm such a genius, I bet if Michael dares to come here, then he must not be as good as me. Bill Wharton said triumphantly.

Miller smiled bitterly: "That's true, Michael is not as shameless as you, uh, in fact, you two are very shameless!"

Smith said impatiently, "Get to the point!"

Collins said helplessly: "Michael won't come, I can guarantee it!"

"Okay, crowds, the Lakers players are in, oh, when are the Portlanders on the court? It's amazing. We didn't even notice it." Bill said strangely, Collins and Smith shook their heads, Fake, Lao Tzu had already noticed.

Smith glanced at Bill Wharton and said, "Friends, we're not going to listen to this crippled man's nonsense now, come on, let's take a look at the players on the court." Look, the two gangs are looking at each other as if they're going to fight, and they're looking at each other, and sheq and Lamar are going to beat up Rashid?"

Bill Wharton hurriedly said, "Hey, man, don't take your attention away, I'm going to say it soon" Hearing Smith's last words, the guy immediately became energetic, and he put his big face on the big screen and said excitedly, "Do you really want to fight? That's cool, Kenny, I'm sure you know, I'm actually a good fighter!"

Both Smith and Collins chose to ignore this guy!

Under the watchful eyes of the fans, Lamar walked to the Trail Blazers' half court with a smile and clapped his hands with Rashid, Lamar talked to every player, except for Stoudemire, who made the enemy friends on and off the court, and Lamar of course congratulated them on reaching the Western Conference Finals. As for why not say hello to the flying squirrel, because Lamar hates this guy's behavior, pad black feet!

Kobe patted Pippen's ass and said, "Hey, Pippen is the best small forward in the game, the cornerstone player of the Bulls' six championships, and one of the key gentlemen in the Finals. ”

Pippen shrugged his shoulders and said, "That's nothing, Kobe, they're not our opponents, as long as we want, then we can beat any opponent." His implication was that they could easily beat the Lakers as well.

This old boy is crazy enough, Kobe Bryant scolded in his heart, but he still had a smile on his face, and he said: "But I heard that you are not very clever at winning, and it is said that now the San Antonio people are ready to ask the killer to kill you, hehe." ”

"But we're victorious, aren't we?" said Pippen, smirking.

Kobe Bryant pouted, but heard Lamar laugh and said, "Rashid, you're getting tougher, I heard you almost broke that old guy's knee, didn't you? Oh, man, you shouldn't do that, he's almost retiring, why ruin his last hope when he's about to leave the league?"

Rashid, who has always been arrogant when he heard this, was also a little embarrassed, Fake! Lao Tzu didn't mean it, that old guy was too inferior, his ass was just straight, and he fell to the ground, still lying on the ground with his ass facing up.

(To be continued.) )