Chapter 990: Rich Xue Guo
Finally, Xue Guo pulled He Xiangdong back, and Xue Guo shouted: "You have no end of taking advantage of this, right?"
He Xiangdong also said with a heartfelt voice: "I'm a buddy's righteous anger." ”
Xue Guo waved his hand: "There is no such thing as you, you are taking advantage of me." ”
He Xiangdong's face was straight, and he accused: "What is your cheapness, my cheapness, what you said is so outside, if you see it like this again, I will be angry." ”
Xue Guo was speechless and choked.
The audience was also laughed at He Xiangdong's shamelessness.
Xue Guo also had to sigh and say: "Okay, if you don't say that you are a big name, your brain is good." ”
He Xiangdong also laughed: "Hahaha...... There's no comparison to you. ”
Xue Guo waved his hand.
He Xiangdong said to the audience: "I can't compare with Teacher Xue, they are big families, the family is very rich, we went to school together when we were young, ho, envy others, we can't envy it." ”
Xue Guo waved his hand: "Hey, don't keep mentioning money." ”
He Xiangdong said: "This is a true thing, like when we were in school, everyone was not rich, and those who could eat well were considered good, and those who had good conditions at home should change a few good clothes for their children and a pair of white sneakers." If you have good conditions, buy a walkman for your child, buy a watch, and this is already amazing. ”
Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes, that's it that year." ”
He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and praised him: "But Teacher Xue is different, people wear jade when they were young." ”
Xue Guo was surprised: "Hey, I wore a jade when I was in elementary school?"
He Xiangdong gestured on his chest and compared a shape with his hand: "It's good for others to get a little jade on the ring, but Mr. Xue brought such a big piece on his chest." ”
Xue Guo exclaimed, "This is not cheap. ”
He Xiangdong said: "That's right, it's rich." The one that people wear is the best jadeite, and the water head is quite good. We say that good jadeite has a good water head and good water. Teacher Xue's jadeite is like there is really water in it, watery. ”
Xue Guo was surprised: "It's so good?"
He Xiangdong said firmly: "That's right, what kind of glass and imperial green are you like, none of them can compare to the other people's piece, that's the real best." ”
Xue Guo also nodded: "It's worth it." ”
He Xiangdong said: "People are rich people, they wear this jade every day to show off to us, and we don't dare to mess with him, we are afraid of him." ”
Xue Guo also said, "Hey, kid." ”
He Xiangdong said: "I was terrible for him when I was a child, but when I grew up, I realized that he was wearing a ...... around his neck."
Xue Guo responded: "Huh?"
He Xiangdong spit out the words: "It turned out to be the wind oil essence." ”
Xue Guo shouted: "Hey, why do I say that there is so much water." ”
The audience was also amused by the laughter.
"It's not just something to see, it's something to use. He Xiangdong gestured with his hand, and made the wind oil essence to rub the middle of the person and wipe the temple.
Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, don't use this." ”
He Xiangdong said: "We were all afraid of him when we were children, he was the most powerful, he usually walked with the wind, and we didn't dare to come out when we followed the atmosphere." ”
Xue Guo was surprised: "It's so powerful?"
He Xiangdong pouted and walked with his eyes drooping, his hands shook a few times, his fingers dipped and wiped them under his nose.
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed again.
Xue Guo said: "Okay, don't wipe it, I'll wipe it with wind oil essence, are you so afraid of me?"
He Xiangdong said: "That's right, it's not okay to be afraid." When we grow up, we are also afraid of him, the conditions of other people's homes are good, and when we are not rut, people have houses and cars. “
Xue Guo also nodded: "Yes, I bought a house and a car earlier." ”
He Xiangdong said: "It was good for us to have a monthly ticket to take the bus at that time, but people had already bought a car, and I don't know much about what I bought, is it Lincoln or Lin Mao?"
Xue Guo said: "Then it's called Lincoln." ”
He Xiangdong praised: "Look at people, look at people, when we have to save money on the bus, people buy a ...... of the president of the United States."
"Hey......" Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him.
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed crazy and booed, this is San Francisco, USA, He Xiangdong is looking for a burden with the president of the United States with one mouth, and this burden is quite loud.
Xue Guo stopped He Xiangdong, he wiped his cold sweat: "Good guy, He Xiangdong, if you want to die, don't take us with you." ”
He Xiangdong also realized that he had lost his words, he covered his mouth and made a scared look, and the audience laughed even more when he saw it.
He Xiangdong said: "If you want to die, we don't have Americans here, right?"
Xue Guo pointed down: "Yes, that's it." ”
There are a few Americans who came here today, and they are reporters, and they are here to take pictures and do news.
He Xiangdong was about to cry in fright: "My mother, come to two security guards, drag them to the backstage for me to die." ”
Xue Guo was startled: "Killed?"
The audience burst into laughter.
The reporter didn't know why everyone was smiling so happily, they actually laughed too, and they were silly happy.
He Xiangdong glanced at them, and he couldn't help laughing.
He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it." Or is it that our teacher Xue bought a good car, an extended version of Lincoln. ”
Xue Guo emphasized: "Yes, this time it's finally a car." ”
"Haha......" The audience laughed again, Xue Guo really can't open any pot.
He Xiangdong turned around and pushed Xue Guo, and Xue Guo also laughed.
He Xiangdong turned around and continued: "Okay, don't make trouble, the extended version of Lincoln." Ho, in the 90s, how many people could drive such a luxury car, we all envy it. ”
Xue Guo also nodded and said, "That's right." ”
He Xiangdong said: "Our envy and jealousy, people drive us on the bus, he still likes to show off, every time he wants to drive his extended Lincoln, he calls us over, drives in front of us, and he is angry with us." ”
Xue Guo explained: "I was young at that time. ”
He Xiangdong learned Xue Guo, took it out of his pocket, and showed it to everyone.
Xue Guo explained: "I'm taking out the car keys. ”
He Xiangdong praised: "We haven't seen it, who had a car in those days, he had it." The key is really good-looking, a big car key. ”
Xue Guo also said: "That's it, the extended version." ”
He Xiangdong snorted disdainfully, learned Xue Guo's movements, and then inserted the key into the car, and shook his right hand wildly.
Xue Guo was stunned.
After the audience was stunned, the audience laughed.
Xue Guo hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong and asked in surprise, "No, what are you doing here?"
He Xiangdong said with a smile: "Start the car." ”
Xue Guo exclaimed: "Stunned, good guy, you are a walk-behind tractor, I mean, why is the key so long, it can't be long." ”
He Xiangdong was still there and said: "There is money. ”
Xue Guo was speechless: "What is rich, I will be rich if I drive a walk-behind tractor?"
He Xiangdong asked rhetorically, "What else is that?"
Xue Guo said: "You have to use a car key to drive, why do you get a walk-behind tractor rocker?"
He Xiangdong said: "Car keys, yes, car keys." Ignition, start, gear. ”
Xue Guo was relieved: "This time it's finally right." ”
He Xiangdong praised: "People's good cars are different, as soon as they start, they pedal and pedal, and there is black smoke in the air vent." ”
Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Three jumpers?"
The audience laughs.
He Xiangdong said: "It's amazing, as soon as Mr. Xue drove, Beijing City couldn't be seen, and the traffic police were shouting, 'Elder Sun, take the supernatural powers'." ”