Chapter 81: Sister, this brother is so fierce... (Sanjiang asks for votes)
"Oh my God!"
Lu Xiaoyao shouted with a stunned expression:
"Great poison!
You're actually a shemale !! of yin and yang."
Suddenly caused a stunned look around the strange man, and even took out a mobile phone to take pictures.
But the young man covered his little chest, glared at Lu Xiaoyao and said, "You white and tender little pervert!"
"I'll you, where am I, you must rush the camera for me to see, if you don't block this small door, I don't want to look at you more..."
"You, you—" The cool boy's little lips trembled with anger as he finished speaking. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Hehe, brother, I now know what I forgot about something important,
That is: I'm an absolutely invincible foodie in the world who actually forgot about his dinner!
For a foodie, it's very, very important, just like I have to breathe fresh air every day.
Thank you for the reminder~
Please don't get in the way, Mr. Strange Lady~"
Lu Xiaoyao looked triumphant, and pushed away the strange boy who was about to enter the small door.
But it provoked the resentment of the stunning woman next to him: "You can actually resist the ultimate temptation of a lotus in the world, what kind of person are you, don't tell me that you are the owner of a small shop, the ghost will believe your words..."
"I said that the beautiful sister paper is like a fairy sister, don't think that if you say a few words that I don't understand, I will believe you!
There is a lotus in the world, where is the lotus?
I'm sorry, brother, I'm in a good mood now, I'm going to do a shocking world, don't send it~" Lu Xiaoyao replied generously.
The stunning girl immediately changed her shocked eyes to a pitiful little kitten expression, and said, "Oh, my little brother, do you really want to reject me thousands of miles away?"
I am willing to wash your feet and wipe the table for you, so please give me a bowl at night~"
Lu Xiaoyao looked at the charming eyes of this ecstatic woman, as if she was like a fiery cupid's arrow, cruel and terrifying, it passed through all her disguises and reached her heart......
It's really hard to plop for your own little heart, and miraculously haven't been shot yet!~
The only thought in my heart is: If there is such a beautiful sister paper like Xi Shi, give us a hand, then this little life must be enough to taste.
"Master, what do you think, the amazing world you just now, that was the reward given to you yesterday,
It's past 12 o'clock now, and the reward is just cashing out,
Don't tell me you didn't get your reward~~!
But if you make a bowl for this woman, it's a business, and that's not okay!"
"What, Xiao Bo'er, isn't the reward free?Then you still want to collect my money just now, quickly return my deduction to me~!" Lu Xiaoyao suddenly shouted like thunder.
"Master, don't worry, the little bowl is just for you, don't let you spend money indiscriminately,
You're a small shopkeeper with a lot of money now,
Ask the master for a little bit of your card, you won't see my cute little machine spirit sister paper~
Besides, who let your bowl god sleep, the materials that should have been provided by the god were actually taken out of my little bowl's small treasury and given to you, of course there will be a fee~"
"Little Bo'er, I really doubt that you are not a machine spirit~!"
"Why?"
"Where did you learn these quirky little Jiujiu, and when did you have a small treasury?~" Lu Xiaoyao looked at Xiao Bo'er with glowing eyes and said.
"Your words are of course extracted from your conscious memory!
When you're busy, I'm watching the little snippets of your life in my mind whenever I have time, and I'm watching my ......"
"You, you're enjoying it, aren't you?
Did you see me peeking at the school girl on Christmas Eve for a big dinner?"
"Oops, I haven't seen it yet, thanks for the reminder, but what chapter is the master?"
'First of all, little bowl, I protest severely,
You ignore my personal privacy like this, do I want to live me,
Can you give me a little personal space?" Lu Xiaoyao immediately said with a handful of snot and tears.
"Yes, please upgrade quickly, otherwise..."
"How else?"
"Of course I'm the only one who can spy on you, but you can't do anything to me, ahaha
Of course, if the host you upgraded,
Then master, you will definitely explode the sky~" Xiao Bo'er said with a look of adoration.
"Forget it, I'm angry, I'm going to use food to comfort my lost, injured and sad little heart, brother, I feel like she is twitching and crying and dripping blood.....
Little bowl, give me the broken noodles quickly, and I will worship my temple of five internal organs,
I'm so impressed by the index fingers of these foodies, I'm so hungry," Lu Xiaoyao said with a pout.
"Master, how can you be hungry, it's the taste cells of your tongue that are rebelling~" Xiao Bo'er said.
"I'll go, people will eat when they arrive, how can you say that I'm a foodie who doesn't know how hungry!~
What a blow that must have been to me!" Lu Xiaoyao asked with a shocked expression.
"Master, have you drunk the spiritual spring water?"
"Drunk~"
"Spiritual spring water is a rare treasure even in the divine realm,
Although this spiritual spring water has been diluted countless times,
But even the meager spirit and spiritual power contained in the spirit have to withstand a lot of energy in the world.
Master, even if you don't eat or drink for a week, you won't know that you're hungry~!"
"Little Bo'er, I can't love anymore!" Lu Xiaoyao shouted with a bitter and hateful look,
"You actually deprived me of my only ability, which is a foodie ability,
Haven't my heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys become the master of the corpse vegetarian meal?
One last question, can my tongue still perceive deliciousness?"
"Master, do you think the spiritual spring water is Chinese cabbage,
That's a god that can immediately improve your sense of taste, perception by one level, and cooking perception by one level.
If you weren't the person you were the one who the bowl god fancied, I wouldn't be willing to give it to you~"
"You, are you also secretly hiding the spiritual spring water, are you?" Lu Xiaoyao asked with a stunned expression.
Xiao Bo'er looked at Lu Xiaoyao pitifully and said: "Master, God knows that you know and I know, you will rot this little secret in your heart, remember it~"
Lu Xiaoyao looked at Xiao Bo'er with a treacherous appearance and said, "Xiao Bo'er, what about the money I just collected~"
"Go, then you go and report it~" The young and lovely little bowl actually shook her little hand and hid to the side to cool off,
But Lu Xiaoyao's heart was uncomfortable for a while,
Lu Xiaoyao, who was sad in his heart, had already slandered this strange weapon that recognized money and didn't recognize the master, and he didn't know how many times, and finally he could only think hatefully:
"Hmph, when you ask for brother~"
Lu Xiaoyao was in a good mood, but he gave Xiao Bo'er a sudden mood burst, his heart rate was unstable, and his mood was so impetuous.
shouted at a strange young man: "I'll fuck you, since you're a shemale, why do you want to pretend to be a male god,
Don't you know that there is a serious imbalance in the ratio of men to women now?
No wonder brother I'm still a single dog,
It's a pseudo-man like you who is seriously deteriorating and disrupting the market here..."
Lu Xiaoyao's shouting attracted a piece of surprised eyes, and it completely climbed up Lu Xiaoyao's heart.
"Look, haven't you seen a man educate a woman?
Oops, I actually forgot that maybe you are..."
At this moment, this stunning woman who is as beautiful as a fairy and looks like a Xi Shi took the hand of this cool and wonderful young man, looked at the young man with tears in her eyes and said pitifully: "Ah sister, this brother is so fierce..."