Of course, Brother Shen'er's little trick can't hide from Li Qian's eyes. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Li Qian couldn't help but smile slightly in his heart.

His son's way of acting made him very pleased.

Know how to fight in a roundabout way, and know how to impress each other with common interests.

Li Qian wanted to agree to his son's request at that moment, but looking at Brother Zhi'er who followed Brother Shen like a little tail, Li Qian felt that his teeth were a little sore - it is responsible to take care of children.

However, this child is also a little pitiful.

It is estimated that I have never been to the light market when I am so old.

It's like Jiang Xian when he was a child. At the same time, it also loses a lot of fun that ordinary children once had. I can't say which kind of life is better, but people always have to look forward to Shu and hope to try it all.

What's more, this is the first time Shen Keer has bothered to do something, and he hopes to give his son a little encouragement.

"Go tell your mother. Li Qian smiled, "If your mother agrees, I will take you there!"

Brother Shen'er's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his little finger and said, "Then let's pull the hook and don't change!"

Li Qian laughed and hooked up with Brother Shen.

Brother Shen pulled Brother Zhi and left: "Let's go find my mother!"

Brother Zhi hurriedly said: "My cousin is not in the palace, where can we find it?"

"Let's leave the palace!" Brother Shen said without looking back, "Let's go and talk to the Empress Dowager." However, we can't say that we went out of the palace to find my mother to visit the light market, we have to say that we miss my mother, and we will come back when we go out of the palace to see!"

Brother Zhi hurriedly followed him forward, and said breathlessly, "Didn't you say that you can't lie in front of adults? If we lie, adults won't believe us, and we won't be able to go out to play." ”

"Can you move that brain!" Brother Shen rolled his eyes and said, "When to say something and when not to say anything, doesn't it depend on the specific situation?

"Then when are we going to tell the truth?" asked Brother Zhi'er.

A lot of answers floated through Brother Shen's mind, and it was a long story.

Brother Shen didn't know where to start for a while, and he didn't want to be asked by Brother Zhi'er, so he had to say simply and rudely: "I say when I should say it, and I don't say it when I shouldn't." ”

"Oh!" Brother Zhi answered honestly and didn't ask him again.

Brother Shen breathed a sigh of relief.

didn't have a few moments of leisure, so Brother Zhi said again: "Then if my mother asks about me, should I tell her that you will take me to the Lamp Market to play?"

Brother Shen had a gut feeling that he shouldn't tell him, but he thought that he was going to give this fool two big lanterns, and the rewards on the Queen Mother's side were all registered, and the adults would definitely know, even if they wanted to, they couldn't hide it. He had no choice but to say: "If your mother doesn't ask, you won't tell." If your mother asks, you will smirk and just say that I gave you this lamp. ”

lest this fool not be able to speak, and when the time comes, he will tell everything to him, so that he will not have a chance to sneak away for a while in the future.

"How can that work?" shouted Brother Zhi, "I can't let you carry the black pot! I will tell my mother that I am the one who is making you go." My grandmother loved me a lot. If my mother taught me a lesson, I would go to my grandmother, and my mother would punish me for kneeling in the ancestral hall. ”

Brother Shen had a headache.

Uncle Wang Shi, such a good person, how could he give birth to such a fool!

So did he. It's not good to play with someone, and you still play with this idiot. In the end, I put myself in.

Brother Shen couldn't help but shout in a low voice: "You shut up for me! If you can't speak, you won't speak!"

Brother Zhi hurriedly pursed his mouth tightly into a slit.

It's quiet.

Brother Shen felt that everyone was much more comfortable.

And Li Qian couldn't help but laugh when he listened to the voices of the two children drifting apart.

He and Jiang Xian both thought that Brother Shen would be closer to the two brothers Nian Ci and Huai Ci, but they didn't expect Brother Shen to be able to play with Brother Zhi.

This is also fate, right?

Over there, Brother Shen and Brother Zhi turned out of the courtyard and crossed the thresholds to Cining Palace.

Seeing that Cining Palace was in sight, Brother Zhi'er, who had been quiet all the time, twisted and pulled Brother Lashen'er's clothes.

Brother Shen looked back impatiently, and saw Brother Zhi looking at him with a blank look, looking like he was about to cry.

"What are you going to do!" Brother Shen said fiercely.

Brother Zhi didn't speak, looked at him and only shook his head.

"Can't you speak?!" Brother Shen yelled at him.

"You didn't let me speak. Brother Zhi retorted loudly aggrievedly, as if Brother Shen was a bandit who bullied men and women.

Brother Shen'er's head began to hurt again.

He slowed down his voice and said, "I'm asking you not to talk nonsense in front of adults, not to stop you from talking!"

Brother Shen felt that he was stupid to explain like this.

Brother Zhi was obviously relieved, but his expression was still about to cry and said, "Brother, I want to relieve myself." ”

Brother Shen was stunned.

But before he could speak, Brother Zhi said anxiously: "I wanted to relieve myself when I didn't leave the courtyard, I can't help it now, what should I do?" he said, already covering his crotch and turning around in a hurry.

Brother Shen didn't want to talk to him anymore. Looking back and forth, left and right, to find a place for Brother Zhi'er.

For safety, there are not many trees planted in the palace.

Brother Shen searched for a long time and didn't find a small forest, seeing that Brother Zhi'er's tears were already rolling in his eyes, he had to pull him into a yard casually, pointed to the big tree in the middle of the yard and said, "You can solve it here, right?"

"Ahh......h

Brother Shen was furious and said, "Are you a man or a woman? What kind of toilet do you want? Either you can relieve yourself here, or you can pull your pants!

Brother Zhi can only choose to solve on the spot.

The guards on duty in front of the palace gate looked white, but they didn't dare to say anything.

After Brother Zhi'er finished his work, he was happy, but he didn't know where to put his hands, he looked at Brother Shen as if he was crying, and said, "No water, no water to wash your hands!"

"Bear with it!" Brother Shen said angrily, "If you were my father's subordinate, you would have been pulled out and whipped." When my father's men were beating tartars, they had no water to drink, so they drank horse urine......"

"Ahh

Of course not!

He listened to the veterans around his grandfather.

But at this moment, he didn't want to talk nonsense with Brother Zhi'er, and said: "Do you understand or not? If you don't understand, we will continue to go to Cining Palace, and we will solve it quickly." If we don't leave the palace today, we won't want to go to the Lantern Market tomorrow!"

"Okay!" Brother Zhi raised his hands behind Brother Shen'er, looking at Brother Shen'er's back with admiration.

Brother is so amazing!

Even horse urine dare to drink!

Dare to deceive the Queen Mother and the King of Lintong!

There is no one in the world who is more daring than his brother!

After that, for a long time, there were anecdotes in the capital that Li Shen followed Li Qian to fight tartars and drank horse urine when there was no water to drink.

Poor Brother Shen, I never knew that this rumor came from Wang Zhi.

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