Chapter 132: Our Jungle
"What are you talking about? Third brother, don't be joking. Zhang Zifeng's office, Zhang Churan shouted in surprise.
However, for Zhang Churan's surprise, Zhang Zifeng said very calmly: "I'm not joking with you, the money has been collected, and you and Sisi will go to get vaccinated tomorrow." ”
"Damn... Third brother, do you want to play me to death, and let me go to Madagascar?"
"Hehe... It's you who said you want to ask Sisi for a variety show, and now I found it, but the condition is that you also go, I didn't do anything wrong. ”
"Poof.... Zhang Zifeng's shameless appearance made Zhang Churan speechless, he never dreamed that when he got up early this morning, he was actually told by Zhang Zifeng that he was going to go to a program "Our Jungle" on Huizhou TV with Zhang Siyi, and he was going to the real jungle Madagascar.
Seriously, Zhang Churan was a little surprised, but Zhang Zifeng said that the money had been collected, and his sister Zhang Siyi was also going, so Zhang Churan had no choice.
You can only learn about the show "Our Jungle" for the first time!
"Our Jungle" is a large-scale reality show on survival records launched by Huizhou TV, the director team explores the "primitive jungle" without modern civilization and star social attributes, and finds that the reason why the human community has been able to develop so far is that it relies on mutual trust between people and social division of labor, rather than the survival of the weak and the fittest in the animal world, which is the difference between "our law" and "the law of animals". "Our Law" does this to the point that there are no mobile phones, no computers, no lighters, no programs related to modern civilization, and they have not appeared before, and there is pure "de-starification", and ordinary people who really turn them back into survival have never appeared, in the primitive jungle and tribes, no one knows who they are, and there are no fans or agent teams to "send warmth", everything depends on themselves, their jungle family to survive
"Huh...!" After reading the introduction, Zhang Churan found that this show was quite appetizing, which made Zhang Churan, who was originally a little resistant, begin to have a trace of expectation for this show.
This time, there are a total of nine artists, Xiao Fuyang, Zhao Liying, Sun Yizhou, Li Yapeng, Wu Qihui, Xing Aowei, Huang Zitao, Zhang Churan and Zhang Siyi.
Early the next morning, Zhang Churan took Zhang Siyi to the hospital where he was vaccinated, because if you go to Conglin, there will be many diseases, so you must be vaccinated, otherwise it will be troublesome if you get sick.
It's just that this kind of vaccination is very painful, but just after receiving a vaccine, Zhang Siyi cried in pain: "Brother... It hurts, what kind of needle is this, this doctor is so hateful, not only pierced my arm with a needle, but also deliberately picked it.
Dude... It really hurts. ”
The crying one called a pitiful, and Zhang Churan was also a little overwhelmed, and hurriedly comforted: "Bear with me, if you think about it, you're going to be on the show, don't think about the pain, work hard, it's very difficult to want fire." ”
Zhang Churan kept cheering Zhang Siyi on the side, so that our Zhang Siyi stopped his tears slightly, hey... Looking at the little guy's tearful face, it is indeed quite pitiful.
This time the place to go is the jungle of Madagascar, the jungle is not a park, it is a place full of dangers, you don't know what kind of danger will be inside, you don't know what you will encounter in the next second.
Of course, although this is a recording show, there will be a lot of advance preparation, but the jungle is the jungle, and it is not that you can sit back and relax if you have made preparations.
So it always takes a lot of courage to go.
In the jungle and between the currents, many dangers lurk: in addition to poisonous snakes, predators and crocodiles, there are also cannibals, piranhas, man-eating flowers and so on.
For example, there are at least 5~6 cannibals living in the Amazon forest. If there is enough food, cannibals generally do not eat people easily. But when food is scarce, no matter where you come from, if it falls into the hands of the tribe, it will become food for all
In the Amazon forest grows a man-eating tree, which is fragrant when it blooms. Some people go to the Amazon to explore, smell the fragrance of flowers wafting in the distance, and smell the fragrance to find the source. When I approached the cannibal tree and found the beautiful and fragrant flowers, I couldn't help but want to reach out and touch them. At this point, the long-awaited branches and leaves will immediately wrap you tightly around you, unable to escape until you die. At this point, if you have a machete, you must immediately swing the knife and cut off the roots of the tree to save yourself.
There is also a beautiful witch grass growing on the green grasslands of the South American rainforest. But as soon as you step on it, you will be clung to by the red flowers and green leaves, and you will be unable to move, and then you will starve to death and be gradually eaten by ants and insects, and finally die in the arms of witch grass. Therefore, in the Amazon forest, the more beautiful things are, the more you have to stay away from them.
Swimming in the Amazon rivers, if you don't have a wound on your body, you are very safe. If your skin is scratched by a branch while swimming in the river, the smell of blood will attract schools of piranhas to swim in from all directions to attack you. A good man will be devoured by the combined attack of piranhas and burrowing fish.
So you have to be careful in the jungle, fortunately, Zhang Churan is a soldier, and the jungle is not too difficult for him.
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From Chunshen to Xiangjiang, from Xiangjiang to Thailand, from Thailand to Nairobi, and finally to the port of Nosiebe, it took a total of 39 hours for the nine members of the jungle family to finally converge.
"Sister Li Ying. After seeing Zhao Liying, Sisi ran over as fast as she could, and then hugged Zhao Liying.
And after Zhang Churan saw Zhao Liying, he also shouted helplessly: "Lord Yingbao, is your agent brainless and actually let you come to the jungle, it's very dangerous here, okay?"
"Huh... Regarding Zhang Churan's concern, Zhao Liying smiled and said: "I know the danger, but I know that Coco's father is also coming, and I didn't want to come, so I decided to come again, because I know that Coco's father will definitely take care of me, right?"
"Uhhh Zhang Churan was stunned by Zhao Liying's words: "Since Keke's mother said so, then what else can I say, I can only fight for my life to protect." ”
"Hee-hee... Zhang Churan's words made Zhao Liying laugh happily!
Then in the back, Zhang Churan met with other stars one by one, and then our jungle recording officially began.
"Fellow Jungle members, do you know where we're standing at this moment?"
was asked by the program team, Zhang Siyi shook his little head and said: "Who can know this, because we have changed flights too many times." ”
"Hehe... It's also right not to know, because we haven't reached our destination, the real first place of survival. ”
"Ah...!" the words of the program team made all the jungle members present show speechless expressions.
"After tossing for a long time, we haven't reached the first place of survival?" Wu Qiyu was speechless, and then Zhang Churan asked, "Then when will we arrive at the first place of survival?"
"Hehe... Chu Ran is very experienced, let's wait for a speedboat, as for the destination, we'll know when you arrive. After speaking, the director of the program team showed a mysterious smile!
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On the speedboat, if you want to get to your destination, you have to take a speedboat ride for more than an hour, and on the speedboat, our jungle members have to say goodbye to their respective agents.
Waiting to get on the speedboat, all the jungle members were excited at this time, because driving on the vast sea, feeling the sea breeze and beautiful scenery, which is rarely encountered by jungle members.
However, before the members of the jungle were excited for two minutes, the sea showed its cruelty, and the originally endless blue sky suddenly turned black, and then a downpour rained down on the faces and bodies of the forest members, making the jungle members feel the cruelty of the sea for the first time.
"Ahh It hurts. ”
was smashed on his face by a large piece of rain, and Zhang Siyi's cheeks were smashed painfully.
"Me too... Is there anything to cover one. ”
In addition to Zhang Siyi, Zhao Liying is the same.
Hearing the two girls who said it hurt, Zhang Churan had no choice but to say, "You guys are hiding under me." ”
"Is it okay?" asked Zhao Liying.
"Of course... Hurry up. Zhang Churan laughed.
"Oh... Oh.... Then Zhang Siyi and Zhao Liying hid under Zhang Churan, and sure enough, the rain could no longer hit the faces of the two, making the pain of the two instantly alleviated.
"Oh... Look, next to the storm. At this moment, Li Yapeng shouted excitedly.
And with the direction that Li Yapeng pointed, everyone was also shocked, because on the opposite sea, there was really a storm that felt like a hurricane, and it was really scary to watch.
Fortunately, the speedboat was in the opposite direction from the storm, and after about ten minutes of driving, the jungle members broke out of the storm circle and ushered in the sun again.
Feeling the sunlight sprinkled on his body, Zhang Siyi sighed a little and said: "My God, death was all around us just now, the sea is really terrible." ”
For Zhang Siyi's exclamation, the other jungle members also thought it was true, and soon four islands appeared in front of the speedboat, at this time, the director came out with a smile and said: "Now you have to play a guessing game, the four islands in front, you choose one, maybe you can get the tools you need." ”
In the democratic vote of everyone, Island Four won the bid, and everyone's vote was not wrong, because the jungle knife was found on Island Four, which is the most needed item in the jungle.
After getting the Jungle Knife, the Jungle members finally want to enter their first place of existence, Python Island, however, Python Island is not named after the island is not full of pythons.
The island is named after a fairy tale snake swallowing elephant, and is called Python Island because it resembles the shape of a snake swallowing elephant.
Walking on the beach, the jungle members shouted happily, because it was the first time to land on the island, everyone was excited, but after a few steps, the jungle members came across a board with the words self-reliance, and then there was a pile of tools for drilling wood to make fire under the board.
"The board tells us to be self-reliant. Wu Qihui grabbed the board.
The director followed behind and said: "That's right, the members of the jungle must rely on their own strength to survive in this jungle, we will only provide survival necessities, enough fresh water for 9 people to last a day, the only tool for making a fire, a fire stick, only these two things, so please come on." ”
After the director finished speaking, Wu Qihui said speechlessly: "Just give me this, can you give more?"
After getting the director's head, Wu Qihui could only look at the members and said, "Okay, it looks like we won't get anything, it's too hot here, let's go to a place with shade in front." ”
Everyone nodded, and then followed Wu Qihui to find the shade of the tree.
Soon found one, and then Li Yapeng proposed to put the backpack here first, and then leave a few people here to study drilling wood to remove fire, and then divide into two teams, one to find a water source, and the other to find food and a campsite.
After Li Yapeng said what he meant, the other jungle members also agreed, and then Wu Qihui asked who stayed to study drilling wood to make fire, you must know that fire in the jungle is the most important.
It is very difficult to drill wood for fire, don't think that you can really drill wood to make fire.
So Zhang Churan was ready to take on this most difficult task, but just when Zhang Churan wanted to raise his hand, Xiao Fuyang said loudly: "I'll study this." ”
"Uhhh Suddenly forced Zhang Churan's words back.
"Good.... Soon Wu Qihui also clapped his hand and said: "Fu Yang researches, and then Sisi and Li Ying accompany you, that... I, Aowei and Chu Ran, went together to find a place to live, and Zitao, Yizhou and Brother Yapeng went to find water and food, is it okay?"
"Yes.... Everyone recognized Wu Qihui's division of labor, and then began to act separately.
Only Zhang Churan looked back at Xiao Fuyang, who was a graduate student, a little worried, because making a fire was really the most difficult, and Zhang Churan really didn't know why the other party chose this.
Although he was worried, since everything had already been decided, Zhang Churan didn't think about refuting it, so soon, he followed Wu Qihui and Xing Aowei to find a campsite.
The three of them were very lucky, and they walked for less than ten minutes, and they immediately found a campsite, but what Zhang Churan didn't expect was that if there were two eldest brothers in a family, it would still be a trouble.
Because there was a difference of opinion between the two in the back, this disagreement made everyone very embarrassed, but Zhang Churan didn't think that this was a manifestation of impossibility, but Zhang Churan thought that such a difference of opinion was just a process of running in between people, some people thought it was not good, but Zhang Churan thought that it was very real.
Xiao Mi ** would not have drilled wood for fire, although Xiao Fuyang had been in the countryside, but the countryside did not need to drill wood for fire, so how could he, this matter can only be completed by Zhang Churan, but Xiao Fuyang actually took the matter over.
After Zhang Churan and the others decided to come back from the campsite, Xiao Fuyang didn't know where to do anything, so Sisi and Li Ying knelt where one helped Xiao Fuyang block the wind, and the other helped Xiao Fuyang fix the plank, but the two of them were too pitiful, and it was completely in vain.
Just when Zhang Churan wanted to step forward to help, suddenly Li Yapeng's voice shouted, and Zhang Churan had to follow Wu Qihui to see what happened to Li Yapeng.
When he saw Li Yapeng, it turned out that he had also found a campsite, and then excitedly told everyone that it was good here, but when Li Yapeng said it, Wu Qihui and Xing Aowei's faces became unsightly.
After a while, Wu Qihui put forward this rebuttal, one is that this is the depths of the jungle, so there must be a lot of mosquitoes, which is very reasonable, but Li Yapeng does not agree with this rebuttal, he thinks that there are a lot of them, as long as they are next to the tree, there is no problem.
In fact, Zhang Churan wanted to interject a sentence, wanting to tell Li Yapeng that if you choose to camp in the wild, you must choose to camp on the beach, if you choose to be in the jungle, the mosquitoes will eat you.
It's just that although Zhang Churan knows everything, but in the face of the confrontation between the two big brothers, Zhang Churan can only hide behind, one is 71, one is 70, and Zhang Churan, the 88, is still far away.
What is surprising is that Tao Tao actually stuck it in at this time, and said to Li Yapeng, he thinks the sand is better, to be honest, Zhang Churan sometimes envy Tao Tao's stupidity, he doesn't know how to observe words and emotions at all, don't you see that Li Yapeng's face is very stinky now.
Of course, Li Yapeng didn't mean it, he just thought that as the eldest brother, he had the obligation to let his younger brothers and sisters sleep better.
After discussion, Li Yapeng finally chose to go to the place of residence found by Wu Qihui because of his weak strength, and after going to the camp, Wu Qipeng immediately began to build a house, but Li Yapeng put forward his own opinions at this time, he thought that this camp was too trendy.
In an instant, he once again fell into a boundless entanglement,
"Hey.... Zhang Churan sighed silently, what is this called!
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