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Lin Fan was lying on the sofa, in a very sour mood, look at this room, this is what people are for, there is a sofa, a TV, and a separate bathroom.

What was it called before? a few square meters, not even a bathroom, just a few steps to the side, there is no space to show off your real skills.

Now this is turning over and singing, and life is getting more and more petty bourgeoisie.

TV news, entertainment hosts, a piece of news is on the air.

Recently, Han Lu, the first person in Chinese MMA, and Lei Lei, the master of Bagua Boxing, had an unrestricted free competition ...... at the Modu Gymnasium. ”

Lin Fan was studying the encyclopedia at this time.

Host: Lin Fan.

Profession: Master of hand cakes, master of fortune telling, master of Baguazhang.

Mission: The famous Master Lin (uncompleted), reward: Encyclopedia +20.......

Encyclopedia value: 67 points.

The knowledge on the third page, he was stunned when he saw it, how to explain this knowledge to others, even if he said it, not many people understood.

Weibo.

Lin Fan found that his Weibo comment was a little wrong, the topic became so fast, and most netizens were discussing one thing.

Orange wheat field: "This Han Lu is too awesome, knocking out Lei Lei in 11 seconds." ”

The poor man looks at the genuine bitterness: "This guy is so arrogant, ordinary people really can't get it, but Lei Lei has already said on Weibo that he doesn't want to hurt the other party's life, and he didn't use internal force, if he uses internal force, he can definitely beat Han Lu out of Xiang." ”

Cabbage CC: "Blind a few blows, Han Lu is a bull, experienced in a hundred battles, but these routines can not be compared." ”

……。

When will my Weibo become a place for public discussion?

Lin Fan was a little curious, what was going on with this, and then searched for it, and a video really appeared.

After watching the video, he had only one thought.

Cruel!

Rampage!

Kill people!

If you divide five by two, you will be knocked out, and if you get on it yourself, you will definitely be beaten.

At the beginning, when he read the text introduction, Lin Fan was full of confidence in himself.

The third page of knowledge is Baguazhang, and you can also go up and fight it, but after watching the video, I dispelled this idea, this punch hit the meat, how much it hurts, it's better to be leisurely.

At this time, Lin Fan posted a Weibo, feeling that he had to keep pace with the times.

"Actually, Master Ben is also a Baguazhang master. ”

Someone replied soon below.

Brother Ximen Xiaobai: "6666...... The master is deeply hidden, and he wants to seek justice for the national arts. ”

Orange Wheat Field: "Master, you should tell fortunes, we don't get involved in the affairs of these barbarians." ”

Ethereal luck: "Boasting about my skills, I will serve the master, master, recently I went to a friend's barber shop to perm my hair, my friend gave me a green haircut, does my friend have something to tell me." ”

“666…… This friend of yours is a true friend, and he is expressing his love to you. ”

……。

Looking at these comments on Weibo, Lin Fan was a little helpless, the knowledge task on the third page is to become a famous Master Lin, what do you have to do.

Forget it, forget it, I don't want to worry about it, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and as for competing with people, forget it, I'm afraid of pain.

Just when Lin Fan was about to turn off his mobile phone and go to sleep, the autumn knife fish that had disappeared for a while miraculously appeared.

Autumn knife slashing fish: "You are still gossip master palm, it's really stinky and shameless." ”

Autumn knife slashing fish: "Han Lu can blow you up with one punch." ”

"Come on, everyone, prepare melon seeds and water, the Emperor of Fighting Spray, who has disappeared for many years, has reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and is going to set off a bloody storm on Weibo. ”

"Saliva Nine Stages Fighting Emperor Spray, who else can give him a death, let me and other ignorant people look forward to it. ”

Autumn knife chopping fish: "Hey, that's it, life is as brilliant as summer flowers, death is as quiet and beautiful as autumn leaves, my autumn knife is not lost to you, but to this terrible reality." ”

“666…… The head of the navy, who released classic beautiful sentences without saying a word, this kind of commotion is really not something that ordinary people can have. ”

"How can the Emperor of Fighting Spray be in vain, and you still don't applaud and praise. ”

Autumn knife and fish are also considered a celebrity on Lin Fan's Weibo, from the time when there were only a few dozen followers on Weibo, he has been stumbling with Lin Fan until now, every comment is murderous, and corpses are everywhere.

In Lin Fan's opinion, there is something wrong with the comment of the general manager of the water army, as if there is a feeling of seeing through the red dust.

Lin Fan hesitated for a moment, finally sighed, and sent a private message directly.

"Qiu Dao, you are a good person, this master has calculated a hexagram for you, the nurse who has been taking care of you is your lifelong marriage, confess on time at nine o'clock tonight, your life is about to change, believe it or not. ”

At this moment, lying on the hospital bed, looking at the ceiling with a loveless autumn knife and fish, the cute incident has broken his heart, and all the broken ones have become slag.

When he saw this private message, there was a glimmer of hope in his eyes.

He knows that this magic stick has real skills, but he is the head of the autumn knife, and he has never regretted acting in his life, even if he knows that it is a pit, he will never bow his head.

said that if you want to hack you for the rest of your life, then hack you for the rest of your life, and you will never change your mind because of what you have done.

Autumn knife chopping fish sent a private message: "Get out!"

is just one word, but it exhausts the attitude of Qiu Dao Fish to Lin Fan.

I looked at the phone time, eight thirty.

Autumn knife cutting fish no longer cares about Weibo things, but opens the Baidu search confession guide, one after another touching confession oath, which deeply moved Autumn knife cutting fish.

"God stick, as long as I confess successfully today, I will definitely spray you lightly in the future. ”

Autumn knife cutting fish in the hospital for several days, has been taken care of by a nurse, the nurse is young, beautiful, gentle, that soft voice, every time it reaches the ears of autumn knife, it makes autumn knife feel that the broken heart has a sign of slow healing.

Nine o'clock sharp.

The nurse who helped Qiudao hang up the water in the ward smiled sweetly and turned to leave.

When the nurse left, Akito immediately pulled out the needle.

Although I am not happy to see this magic stick, but according to the observation of many days, this magic stick is a really capable person, with today's situation, this magic stick must admit it, and want to please himself.

Since he said that his life was changing at nine o'clock, he couldn't be wrong.

Thinking that he would be able to burst out of male brilliance every night in the future, Akira was a little excited.

Push open the door to the patient room.

Corridor.

Even this wide hospital gown can't stop the determination of the fat fat meat of the autumn knife cutting fish show.

"Quietly, you stop. Autumn Knife Chopping Fish shouted sideways.

At this moment, the quiet corridor was even quieter.

Some of the nurses looked at the patient in amazement.

The nurse, who was called Jingjing, turned her head and looked curiously at the autumn knife chopping fish.

Smack!

Autumn knife slashed fish knelt down on one knee, "Jingjing, you are the domineering sky, I am the chic wind, I want to change the sky, but I have a soft spot for you, quietly I love you, can you be my girlfriend?"

Vomiting sound~

Help~

In an instant, Jing Jing ran away with a pale face, and ran very decisively, without a trace of remembrance.

Qiu Dao Chopping Fish looked at all this dumbfounded, and immediately became angry, and immediately returned to the ward, picked up his mobile phone, and sent a private message to him.

"Nyima's magic stick, I don't do anything in my life, I just want to fight you to the end. ”

Lin Fan, who was just about to go to bed, received a private message, and then went back.

Lin Fan: "You can regain the strength of the Saliva Nine-Stage Fighting Spray Emperor, and Master Ben is also pleased." ”

Autumn knife fish: "You shit, wait for me, I will definitely lead the army and step on your Weibo." ”

At this moment, Autumn Knife Cutting Fish's heart was full of infinite fighting spirit, and he angered himself again and again.

I can't stand it, I can't stand it.

But Lin Fan laughed lightly at the moment, he could use this method to make a lamb who had lost hope in society regain his fighting spirit, and he felt that everything was worth it.

I don't go to hell, who does.

But whether you go to hell or not, you still have to sleep.

Turn off your phone.

Go to bed.

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