Chapter 302: Being a Bridegroom
Looking at this woman's smile, I almost fell off the coffin lid, this smile was really weird, when this woman opened her mouth, I seemed to see something in this woman's mouth. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"What are you doing, help it quickly, wait a minute, I won't help you up." The big fat man whispered to me.
"Fatty, do you see any woman behind me? I said to the big fat man.
The big fat man gave me a blank look, "Lao Tzu, I see that you think too much about women, where are women in this barren mountain range." ”
I turned my head to look behind me, and the woman was gone.
The big fat man pulled me to the river and told me to jump on the shore, and I hurriedly jumped on the shore.
"Grandma, we almost didn't come back. The big fat man patted his chest and said.
I told the big fat man what happened just now, and I don't care if the big fat man believes it or not.
Listening to my words, the big fat man stood up and said I believe in you.
Why didn't you believe it just now?
Then the big fat man patted me on the shoulder and asked me if I was the woman across the river.
I looked in the direction the big fat man was pointing, and I saw a woman by the river, who kept looking at me and smiling at me.
I scratched the back of my head, and before I could ask the big fat man, the big fat man reached out and pulled me over.
"Let's go, wait for this place to be too weird. The big fat man pulled me towards the front.
As I walked, I looked behind me, and I saw that the woman was no longer on the shore, but had run to the middle of the river, and the woman was standing on the coffin lid that had just floated.
"Don't look at it, let's go. The big fat man pulled me faster and faster towards the front.
When I walked to the location of the tent, I saw the shopkeeper Cheng and the little monk cleaning up the tent, and when I saw us coming, the little monk called me to hurry up and pack the tent.
I put the tent away, still worried in my heart, and in the process of cleaning up the tent, I also asked the big fat man, who that woman was, and why she kept smiling at me.
The big fat man was silent, and just opened his mouth, about to speak, when the shopkeeper Cheng came over and coughed lightly.
When the words came to his lips, the big fat man held back stiffly.
I glanced coldly at Shopkeeper Cheng, this annoying old guy.
After packing up the tent, Shopkeeper Cheng let us head towards the highest mountain.
He also said that when you step on that mountain, you can see the sunrise.
In my heart, I wish I had climbed that mountain sooner and finished sooner.
Shopkeeper Cheng asked me to walk in the front, and I walked in front according to what Shopkeeper Cheng said.
But as soon as I walked in front, I felt a pain in my neck, and my whole body fell to the ground, and when I fell, I also saw the shopkeeper Cheng tearing his teeth and smiling at me.
I wanted to scold the shopkeeper Cheng for being a brute, and he knocked me unconscious, but I couldn't say a word.
I didn't feel anything, and when I woke up, I looked around, and I was in a place, and I was startled, I was in a new house, and it was red everywhere, and I looked very happy.
Looking down at my clothes, I was confused again, I was wearing a groom's dress.
Before I could figure out what was going on, all of a sudden an old woman came over to me, walked up to me, and smiled weirdly at me, "Uncle, just went to see the bride." ”
I frowned slightly, what the hell was this place, I didn't know that I was being called to see the bride now.
I was about to speak, but suddenly I noticed that the old woman's feet were not on the ground.
I chuckled in my heart, I knew something bad was wrong.
The old woman came over, clasped my arms with both hands, and pulled me forward.
This old woman's hands were cold and cold, and when she grabbed me like this, the hairs on my whole body couldn't help but stand up.
The more I walked past, I heard the sound of horns, gongs and drums, and it looked very lively.
When I entered the lobby, I saw my parents sitting in front of me, and there was an elderly couple next to my parents.
"Master, my uncle brought it. After the old woman said this, she immediately took a step back behind her.
"Now that you've arrived, let's get married. My dad said.
I looked at my dad in confusion, what the hell is this, I took a deep breath, tried to stabilize myself, stretched out my hand, and aimed hard at myself is a big mouth.
I thought I was dreaming, but the big mouth hit me in the face and it hurt me.
"It's not a dream. I muttered.
"Huh...... Husband, you are so funny, today is a big day for the two of us, how can it be a dream. The bride wearing a red hijab next to her said softly.
I knew that I must have been killed, and the first person I thought of was Shopkeeper Cheng, who knocked me unconscious, and then I was here.
"Cheng Peel, who kills a thousand knives. I scolded.
He pulled off the groom's red top hat and threw it on the ground, ready to get out of here.
But before I could take a step, my body was grabbed by the bride next to me.
"If the husband wants to leave, he has to finish this kiss before leaving. The bride said softly.
I opened my mouth to speak, but I could only make a muffled voice.
In the voice of worshipping heaven and earth and worshipping the high hall twice, I couldn't move at all, and my body was like being dominated by someone.
When I entered the cave room, the bride took my hand and walked towards the room step by step.
Walking in the room, the bride smiled shyly, "Husband, today is the day we become husband and wife, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, let's hurry up and do the gift of husband and wife." ”
After saying this, the bride slowly stretched out her hand and tried to untie her clothes.
I was shocked in my heart, if I solved it, it would be okay.
This circle is not human, and this bride will not be human, in case she is a ghost on her own day, then there is no place to cry.
"Haha, lady, it's inappropriate for you to be like this, your husband hasn't helped you take off the red hijab, you just loosen your clothes and untie your belt, are you a little anxious? I hurriedly said.
Listening to my words, the bride smiled shyly, "What the husband said is that Qian'er is anxious." ”
I walked over and gently removed the bride's red hijab, and when I took it, I was shocked to see that this bride was the woman in black I saw in the river.
"Husband, why are you staring at Qian'er. The bride said softly.
"It's because the lady is so beautiful, she has the beauty of the sunken moon and the shy flowers, the fish and the geese, and she stunned her husband for a while. I said, pulling the calf.