Chapter 126: Reba's Bikini
Keju... Keju, also known as "Juju", "Keqiu", "Juyuan", "Zhuqiu", "Kicking Round", etc., "Keju" has the meaning of kicking, kicking, kicking, "Ju" was the earliest ball with leather and rice bran. Therefore, "Keju" refers to the activities of the ancients to kick, kick and kick the ball, similar to today's football. According to historical records, as early as the Warring States Period, the Chinese folk were popular entertainment Keju games, and since the Han Dynasty, it has become a method of military training.
If the Han Dynasty was a climax in the development of Keju culture, then the Tang and Song dynasties were the second climax in the development of Keju culture. First of all, the appearance of inflatable balls. Kemari originally used solid balls stuffed with hair.
Second, the appearance of the goal. Ma Duanlin said in the "Literature General Examination and Music Examination Twenty": "The cover began in the Tang Dynasty, planted two bamboos, several zhang high, and the network was on the top for the door, so as to measure it. The work is divided into left and right friends, and the corners are won and lost. "Kemari matches with goals are generally single-goal, and most of them are held at court banquets. This is a step back from the previous direct confrontation, but it requires more kicking. When the ball is built, two clubs with a height of three feet are erected in the center of the court, and the diameter of the upper goal is about one foot, which is called "Merry Eye".
The left and right armies (two teams) with different colors of clothing stand on both sides, with 12 or 16 people in each team, which are respectively called ball heads, Xiaoqiu, Zheng, head, left pole net, right pole net, scattering, etc. There is also a slight difference between the ball head and the player's hat. During the game, the whistle and drum are the trumpet, the left team members kick off the ball first, juggle the ball several times with each other and then pass it to the vice captain, the vice captain tosses the ball and waits for the ball to be upright and steady, and then passes to the captain, who kicks the ball to the eye of the wind, and the one who passes wins. The same goes for the right team to get the ball. At the end of the day, the winner is rewarded and the loser is punished, and the captain has to eat a whip and paint white powder on his face.
Su Shi of the Song Dynasty had a Keju master under him, because this kick was really good, and then Su Shi gave his Keju master to Duanwang, that is, the future Song Huizong, who is this, it is the famous Gao Yu.
Our crossing members, the scholars finished the Qushui Liuzhen, and the scholars finished cleaning the bathroom and making soap, and then entered the court in turn, and erected a red merry eye in the center of the court.
In our modern football, it is not easy to score such a big goal, and you have such a big little eye, it is really terrible.
Later, the director team invited a team of people to confront the crossing members, but there was no suspense in this game, because the crossing members couldn't even kick the merry eyes, how to play this game?
After a bit of madness on Kemari's court, everyone finally knew why they wanted the scholar to clean the bathroom, because after Kemari was washed.
At around 19 o'clock in the evening, the group of people who kicked the juju came to the outside of the bathhouse, and Zhang Hanyu took out the soap he made, which caused everyone to be surprised again and again.
"My mother, it turns out that there was soap in the Song Dynasty. Huang Xiaolei was very surprised.
This made Zhang Hanyu very proud and said: "This is purely handmade, I put a lot of oil in it, and when you take a bath, you must rub it more." ”
"Hmm.... Zhang Churan smiled and sniffed the soap made by Zhang Hanyu and said, "Is there still a little fragrance?"
Just waited for Zhang Churan to finish speaking, Yu Xiaotong, who was not high in emotional intelligence, immediately shot and said: "No, there is no fragrance, Brother Chu Ran has a problem with his nose, I only smell the smell." ”
Yu Xiaotong's words made Zhang Hanyu frown slightly.
After listening to Yu Xiaotong's words, the people in the field frowned slightly, this EQ is nothing to eat, maybe it's because of his young age, hey... There is only one excuse.
may have seen the scene at the scene, so the director team immediately said: "Your scholar has already cleaned the bathhouse for you...!"
As soon as the words came out, Shen Yi immediately said: "Director, director, let me interrupt, I want to investigate, who was in that room before we cleaned up, and it was too dirty to take a shower like this, and there was no way to get dirty inside." ”
"Hehe... It's very dirty, Brother Shen and I are tired to death. Hailu said slightly.
"Alright... Go in and take a bath, but remember, the scholar is to serve your scholar in the bath. ”
"OK!" After the director team finished speaking, Song Xiaobao said: "Come... I'll go up first, and I'll give you a sample first. In this way, Song Xiaobao strode into the bathroom.
It's just that after they went in, everyone was surprised, because everyone thought that it was a bucket for one person, but to everyone's surprise, there was a big pool inside.
It's exactly the same as a modern bathroom, and there are female students in everyone, so what is it that everyone washes together?
Song Xiaobao was the first to go into the water, I don't know, where did he get a pair of flower pants, which was very enchanting to wear on his body, and then Zhang Churan also went into the water, only Yu Xiaotong died and did not go into the water, I have to say that the water is dirty.
Hailu said to Song Xiaotong again and again that it was very clean, really clean, but Yu Xiaotong had to say that it was dirty, hey... Seriously, Zhang Churan didn't want to complain at this time, this guy still has too low EQ.
In the end, Yu Xiaotong still had to go into the water, why... Hehe... Because the chief of the fast came, the chief of the fast with the ring ruler in his hand was equal to Xiaotong when he saw it, like a rabbit into the water, the speed was called a fast, this is to be scared.
In addition to Yu Xiaotong, Huang Xiaolei also went into the water, because if you don't go down, if you don't go down, the chief will beat you, it's too terrible!
It's just that when using soap, this soap is really not very good, no matter how you rub it, it has no foam at all, Zhang Hanyu also wondered: "Why is there no foam at all." ”
Everyone couldn't help but chuckle.
This was the public bathhouse of the Song Dynasty, and by the Song Dynasty, China's commodity economy had developed unprecedentedly, giving rise to many new commercial metropolises. In these metropolises, where many merchants, craftsmen, sergeants, and civilians lived, commercial public baths appeared to meet their hygienic needs. In Bianjing of the Northern Song Dynasty (now Kaifeng, Henan), there was a "bathhouse courtyard" in Tianshui Lane (see Meng Yuanlao: "Tokyo Menghualu" vol. 3); The bathroom of the Song Dynasty "hangs the pot in the door" as a symbol.
Behind... Commercial public baths have become more common and popular. The objects of bathroom service are not only all kinds of working people "who lose, sell, slaughter, and sell", but also scholars, "who are scholars also bathe" (Lang Ying: "Seven Revision Manuscripts" Volume 16), and the class is very wide. Regardless of gender and age, the service items are diverse, including cold and hot water, pool baths and baths, as well as back rubbing, head shaving, pedicures and so on. In the Yuan Dynasty, the Mongols ruled China, and the Mongolian people loved to take cold showers. In some streets of Lin'an, there are many cold baths, "The male and female customers of these bathhouses have been accustomed to taking cold baths all year round since they were children, and they think it is good for their bodies." In these baths, there are also baths with hot water, which are specially designed for foreigners who cannot stand the cold water" (Marco Polo's Travels, Volume 2, Chapter 76, "The Majestic and Magnificent Jingshi - Hangzhou"). These public baths require a "soup money" for bathing, and there are "male and female waiters to serve you", and various services must be paid separately, and the "Pu Tongshi Proverbs" once recorded a price list of public baths in Dadu (now Beidu): 5 yuan for bathing, 2 yuan for scratching the back, 5 yuan for combing hair, 2 dollars for shaving the head, 5 dollars for pedicure, a total of 19 yuan for a complete set.
After taking a shower, the members all changed into the costumes of scholars and scholars, and then went to the playground of the academy, where they were about to start the last recording in the Song Dynasty.
"Hurry up.... "The members who had just walked into the playground of the academy were scolded by the chief of the fast, and their speed immediately increased!
When he came to the mountain chief, the chief shouted fiercely again: "Stand up, each scholar stands behind his scholars, and all of them stand for me." "It's loud, it's scary.
After the chief scolded him, Zhang Guoli, the mountain chief, shook his fan and looked at the chief and said, "Don't be so powerful, it's the last day anyway." ”
"Haha... The members of the crossing laughed, and Saicho showed a slight hint of embarrassment.
"Hmm... Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to graduate, and every time a scholar graduates, we always announce your scores. As he spoke, the chief respectfully handed over the scores of the two teams.
Holding the scroll containing the scores inside, Zhang Guoli smiled and said, "Before you entered the academy, everyone gave you ten points, right?"
"Yes.... The crossing members shouted together!
"Oh... Hehe... Then I hope your scores will be better. After speaking, Zhang Guoli slowly opened the scroll and read: "Jing Yi Zhai." ”
Zhang Churan and Huang Xiaolei raised their hands one by one, revealing expectant expressions.
"Eleven points. ”
After Zhang Guoli finished reading, in an instant, Huang Xiaolei and Zhang Churan shouted excitedly, both of them showed happy expressions, but Zhang Churan and Huang Xiaolei's happy appearance made Zhang Guoli very puzzled and said: "You two have been studying in the academy for such a long time, and you have only scored one point, is it still worth your elation and dancing?"
"Huh... When Zhang Guoli said this, Zhang Churan and Huang Xiaolei laughed silently!
The next thing is to look at the score of Zhishizhai, and when Zhang Guoli opens the scroll, he looks at it and says, "Oh... You see, this team has a little bit of a higher score. ”
"What...?" Song Xiaobao and Yu Xiaotong showed expressions of disbelief.
"Two points...!"
After Zhang Guoli finished reading, Song Xiaobao and Yu Xiaotong, who originally wanted to be happy, closed their mouths and wanted to be happy, Zhang Guoli took out the scroll and said, "Are you here to go to school, and you have deducted points." ”
"Haha... In the face of Zhang Guoli's questioning, Huang Xiaolei and Zhang Churan smiled, while Song Xiaobao and Yu Xiaotong were stunned.
"Why is there only two points in our dormitory?" Yu Xiaotong couldn't accept it.
"There are also points deducted for extra points, but the points you add are not as many as the points you deduct, just like when Song Xiaobao was in the water, he was added five points because he made a limerick poem, but Yu Xiaotong, on the first day he threw the book, he couldn't answer the question, the most serious thing was the matter of drinking flower wine in the hotel, he was contentious, he didn't stop talking about entering this academy from the beginning. ”
"Haha... Teacher Zhang Guoli's laughter and scolding made everyone laugh non-stop.
"Hey... Elder Shan, didn't you say that we would have a scholarship?" asked Huang Xiaolei suddenly remembered.
Regarding Huang Xiaolei's words, Zhang Guoli's face was stinky: "There is a scholarship, but according to your grades, you should not be able to get a scholarship." ”
"But we're at least positive. In the face of Song Xiaobao and Yu Xiaotong's two points, Huang Xiaolei is a fan of confidence.
"One point is also called a positive fan number?" Zhang Guoli was ridiculous: "In fact, in Jingyi Zhai, it is also because of Huang Xiaolei, Zhang Churan is so powerful, all the questions are answered correctly, mainly because of Huang Xiaolei, the questions are answered incorrectly, and she secretly took a cheat sheet, which is outrageous, Chu Ran is deeply dragged down by you." ”
"Don't say it, I'm wronged. Zhang Churan showed an aggrieved expression.
And Zhang Guoli immediately comforted: "Chu Ran, don't be wronged, you are my son, we still have a chance." ”
"Ah...?" Just as everyone shouted in surprise, "He's your son," three more people suddenly walked in, and so far people shouted, "Mountain Chief, we found a girl here." ”
"What...?" Zhang Guoli was shocked: "What's going on in this academy, how can there be girls?"
After Zhang Guoli finished speaking, the girl's hat was taken off, and just when Zhang Guoli was shocked, Song Xiaobao and Zhang Hanyu took off Song Xiaolei's hat again.
At the same time, Yu Xiaotong and Zhang Churan also lifted the hats of Hailu and Reba.
"What are you doing?"
"Brother Chu Ran?"
The two girls were surprised, Zhang Guoli was stunned for a moment, but then Zhang Guoli sighed helplessly: "The academy does not allow girls, it's not that I, the mountain chief, is ruthless, but I can't, you go, just because I haven't seen you." ”
"Mountain chief. Huang Xiaolei stepped forward to bow, only to see Zhang Guoli wave his hand and say, "Let's go." ”
After Huang Xiaolei, Hailu and Reba were taken away, Zhang Churan and others were also waved away by Zhang Guoli, leaving only Yu Xiaotong and Song Xiaobao to plagiarize the three-character scripture.
That's it... The story of the Song Dynasty Academy has also come to an end!
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"Brother Chu Ran, let's go to the hot springs together?"
After the recording of the variety show ended, those who had jobs had already left first, Song Xiaobao, Zhang Hanyu, and Shen Xian left because they still had jobs, leaving only Zhang Churan and other five people.
Among them, Yu Xiaotong and Hailu are lovers, so the two of them stay in their rooms, and Huang Xiaolei wants to call her husband, so only Zhang Churan and Di Lieba are left.
Who knows, Zhang Churan hasn't opened his mouth to invite yet, and he was actually preempted by Di Lieba.
"Let's go... At this time, Zhang Churan will not be shy,
Reba's head and body are more than perfect, Reba's head and face are small (because the facial features are more obvious and the face is not so small, you can see it when you stand with other girls, the area is absolutely small), and the neck is also very slender.
The shoulders are flat, the collarbone is good-looking, not very prominent but the shape is good-looking and delicate.
The beauty is in the skin and the bones are in the skin, and Reba belongs to the small skeleton (the bones are not thick, the skeleton shape is good), and the flesh is not fat, sexy and bewitching and cute.
A yellow bikini appeared in front of Zhang Churan, especially revealing his chest shape, which is round, with a relatively high chest position, and it can be seen when dressing, it is simply the best.
Zhang Churan didn't know why for a while, and he was a little panicked!
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