The sun is the most determined alarm clock, rising in the east and setting in the west every day.

Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei were woken up by the sun.

The sun is also the most weak alarm clock, especially for two people who sleep extremely soundly.

Fan Bingbing and Xiao Weiwei were still sleeping, especially Fan Bingbing, whose sleeping posture was extremely unrestrained, and one foot rested on Li Daniu's lap.

The first thing Liu Danqing did was to start the junior and open the live broadcast room.

"Dear audience friends, good morning, this is the law of the jungle, I'm Danqing. ”

"I'm Weiwei. ”

Liu Danqing thought that there would be no audience just after the start, so he hurriedly finished the opening sentence vaguely.

I didn't expect that there were really audiences waiting in advance, and it seemed that there were quite a few people, and when they heard Liu Danqing's sentence "Uh-huh, uh-huh, the law of the jungle", they were not happy.

"Master Qing, what's going on? Why didn't I understand, what is the law of the jungle?"

"Master Qing, you come back, what is it?"

"I strongly asked Qing Ye to re-report the name of the show. ”

"I strongly ask the young master to re-report the name of the show +1. ”

"I strongly ask Qing Ye to re-report the name of the show +N. ”

Fortunately, it's not interactive time, and Liu Danqing doesn't know what the audience is talking about, so he is happy to take care of himself.

First he removed the embers from the fire, then took some small dry firewood and threw it in, blew it, waited until the flame rose, and then added large wood to it.

Last night they went to bed and put two large pieces of driftwood in it, so there was still burning red carbon in the embers of the fire pit.

But he never expected that the live broadcast room would actually play a relay race.

"I live next door to your house, my surname is Zhao, and I gave Danqing and Weiwei a spaceship - comrades, let's relay, and strongly ask Qing Ye to re-report the name of the show, regardless of the level of gifts, just ask for banners constantly!"

"I sign up"

"I sign up +1"

"I sign up +2"

It is conceivable that when Liu Danqing picks up his mobile phone and prepares to interact with the audience, the expression on his face will be wonderful.

Xiao Weiwei also helped throw a few pieces of wood into the firepit, looked back at the sleeping two, and asked, "Qingqing, do you want to wake them up?"

Liu Danqing looked at the sun, although the two of them had shrunk into the shade, but now their calves had been sunburned, and while pouring the fresh water in the bottle into the jar, he said with a smile: "No, they will wake up in a while, the sun here is very poisonous, and their feet will soon be burned, let's prepare first, and then go to wash." ”

Sure enough, after more than ten minutes, Fan Bingbing woke up in a daze, and muttered while rubbing his calves: "This sun is really poisonous, it's only past six o'clock, and my calves hurt from the sun through a pair of pants." ”

After speaking, he lifted Li Daniu's feet again and shouted:

"Big cow, big cow, get up, the sun is up to the buttocks, and you can't get up yet. ”

It looked like she had been up for a long time.

Although Li Daniu had thick skin and thick flesh, he withstood the sun-drenched attack, but he still couldn't resist Fan Bingbing's Green Island Shadowless Feet.

"Well, I slept so comfortably at night, I haven't slept so comfortably in a long time, and the sound of the sea seems to wash away all the worries and sorrows in your mind, so that you can sleep cleanly. ”

Sure enough, Li Daniu is still a young man, and he has to make an aria when he gets up early in the morning.

Hurry up and get up, I saw that Qingye and Weiwei were washing their faces on the beach. ”

"Oh!"

The vigorous inspiration of the literary and artistic youth was kicked away, got up and put on shoes, and walked to the beach.

"Brother Niu is early, Sister Bingbing is early, so don't you sleep for a while?"

Liu Danqing took the lead in finishing washing, and when he turned around, he saw two people walking over, and hurriedly said hello.

"I've got a toothbrush for you, so you're going to use it!"

"Toothbrush?", Fan Bingbing and Li Daniu were stunned, "Didn't you say don't bring these things?" ”

But Liu Danqing reached out and took out two small wooden sticks more than ten centimeters long from his trouser pocket, handed them to them, and said: "This is a toothbrush, you can use your teeth to chew one end apart, and you can brush your teeth." ”

Fan Bingbing looked at Liu Danqing with a suspicious expression.

"Is this a toothbrush?, are you sure it's just a twig?"

"It's a twig, but it can be used as a toothbrush, you see, I'll use it for you. ”

Liu Danqing explained as he picked up a "toothbrush" he had just used from the beach, used his teeth to bite off the unused bark, chewed it apart, and then rubbed it on his teeth.

"This is a branch of the purple flowering tree, oh, the scientific name is neem tree, the wood is very soft, but flexible, perfect for brushing my teeth, I just went over there, that is, less than fifty meters from the camp for a walk. ”

"Sometimes it's really dark under the lights, and we don't even notice it for two days when there's such a useful tree next to it. ”

Li Daniu listened to Liu Danqing's explanation and began to bite the bark, but Fan Bingbing was still a little unconvinced, and continued to ask: "Is it so powerful? Why haven't I heard of it?"

This tree is known as "the tree of health and its givers" in Europe and the United States, and in Tianzhu, it is known as the sacred tree. There are still many people in Tianzhu who are used to brushing their teeth with the branches of the neem tree, but their toothpaste is disgusting, and you can't guess what it is."

Fan Bingbing looked at Liu Danqing with disdain, saying that this old-fashioned method of attracting attention is outdated, so I won't answer your words and watch you quietly embarrassed.

At this time, the benefits of his intimate little girlfriend are reflected.

"Qingqing, what do they use as toothpaste?"

Liu Dan cleared his throat, and then spit out two words clearly: "cow dung".

"Poof", Li Daniu, who had just held some seawater and sucked it into his mouth, returned all the seawater to the sea in one gulp: "Master Qing, you are in the Arabian Nights, how can you brush your teeth with cow dung, doesn't it smell more and more?"

Look at the youth of humanities and humanities, bragging is not called bragging, it is called Arabian Nights, high B!

Liu Danqing is here, and continues to open the Qingye lecture hall.

"Don't believe it, this is the truth, the neem tree is a sacred tree, the branch is naturally a sacred branch, the cow is a divine beast in Tianzhu, and the cow dung is naturally a divine beast poop, both of which are sacred items for the Tianzhu people, if you add the holy river, that is, the water of the Ganges, it is not a simple brushing of teeth, but a cleansing of the soul. ”

"Ahem, ahem, well, it's to cleanse the soul, but when it comes to the quality of the Ganges, it's really, hey, indescribable!"

Liu Danqing had also been to Tianzhu in his previous life, and when he arrived in Tianzhu, he naturally wanted to visit the legendary holy river, so he rushed to the edge of the Ganges River early in the morning.

"I didn't expect you to be such a Ganges. ”

"I didn't expect the Indian people to be so tenacious. ”

That's the impression that the Ganges gives it.

In front of him, there were countless garbage floating in the holy river, and even animal carcasses, and if you looked closely, you could see the poop floating and sinking on the water.

The people of Tianzhu are on the side of this river, and they happily wash their clothes, wash their faces, brush their teeth, and even take a bath with this river water.

Back at the hotel, he told his friends about it, and they told him that there had been a legend in the same place where he had gone in the morning.

A young man went down to swim in the river and fished up a monk sitting cross-legged, of course, dead, his body swollen, but still in a sitting position.

In the end, that young man became a holy envoy, was given a surname, entered the temple as a monk, and became a superior person.

This is a story of an inferior counterattack that has been circulating in this region for a long time, and it is far more difficult than a short poor man in Huaguo to become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life.