Chapter 11: Winning the Championship
It is said that Zhao Sisheng was afraid that the bustard's mother would announce the winner before he came to the stage, so he scattered his legs and rushed to the stage quickly, not caring about the steps under his feet, but only wishing to step three steps. Helplessly, his dog's legs were really short, and he was in a hurry, so he didn't pay attention, and his right foot, which had just stepped onto the stage, slipped and lost his balance, and the whole person stumbled forward and fell on the steps.
Coincidentally, Zhao Si's shouts of "Wait a minute" just now attracted the attention of almost everyone in the audience, so his wrestling dog eating unfortunately fell into everyone's eyes.
Sure enough, the crowd burst into laughter, and Zhao Si accidentally became a clown in the eyes of everyone.
Some unkind voices came out of the crowd:
"Although this brother's legs are not long, his courage is commendable, and he dares to take the stage in one step with such a radish with short legs!
"I didn't expect this son to be so eager to bow down under the pomegranate skirt of the rouge girl! He actually began to bow down from the steps! It can be seen that he is really sincere to the rouge girl, Mother Liu, you must give him this opportunity!"
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The sound of falling stones came and went, and Xu saw that Zhao was born in all directions, and he didn't look like a rich and powerful person in his clothes, so he ridiculed me word by word.
Zhao Si couldn't help but feel annoyed in his heart, he was in a hurry and only cared about speed but forgot his demeanor, I don't know if the beauty will be disgusted in his eyes. However, Zhao Si gritted his teeth when he thought of the good sentence in his heart, and said in his heart that these people look down on people, and when his good sentence comes out, there will be times when they are dumbfounded, envious and jealous.
Thinking of this, Zhao Siqiang pretended to calmly pull the hem of his clothes, brushed the folds on his body, flicked his sleeves, cleared his throat, and said loudly: "Mother Liu is not in a hurry! Zhao Sibu is not in a hurry!
It is said that the rouge sitting behind the screen thought that today's situation had been decided, or that the mountain boy came out on top, and was about to recruit a personal maid to go down to prepare, but at this time, he saw a thin and shriveled man in his thirties rushing up. Although the man fell so hard that people couldn't help laughing, but at this time, after she saw the figure, appearance, and bearing of the person who came clearly, she couldn't help but knot her eyebrows, especially just now when the man turned around and grinned at him, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth, which couldn't help but make her feel cold and creepy.
I saw that Zhao Si took the wolf from the maid's hand, and wrote a sentence on the screen without hesitation,
"The Queen Mother is pregnant, who is when?"
When the two maids recited this sentence in unison, the audience erupted in laughter. However, after a moment, when everyone thought about it, the laughter gradually subsided.
Rouge heard this, and couldn't help but sit down again, and said in her heart: It's over! I knew that I wouldn't make a seven-day appointment with that Qin Zimo! She glanced at Zhao Si's triumphant, unsightly ** face and the teeth and claws, crooked and twisted a few big characters, is it possible for her to really commit to such a market today? Rouge couldn't help but look at the second floor.
"Okay! Well written!" Qin Zimo on the second floor was the first to get up and applaud!"That brother only used eight characters, not only explained all the elements, but also really suspenseful four-legged, which is thought-provoking!"
Some people in the crowd immediately began to echo: "Yes, although this brother is reckless, but this sentence is the shortest and most compliant sentence on the field at present, and it deserves to win the championship!"
"That's right, that's right, although this sentence is rough, but the rouge girl has already stated early in the morning that today she doesn't look at rhetoric, no subject matter, only six elements and sentences that contain time, characters, stories, myths, suspense, etc., so look at it, this Zhao Gongzi is shorter than the sentence of the mountain boy, 'You and I are Nuwa created people?', but it is well deserved!"
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When Zhao Si heard everyone's praise at this time, he was naturally arrogant, so he clenched his fists and bowed down on the stage to thank everyone for their support.
Shen Moyun couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth, and couldn't help but put his eyes on the "Mountain Boy" sitting opposite her at the next table. I saw that the mountain boy was frowning at this time, staring at the first floor with a solemn expression, it seems that he also realized that the boat capsized in the gutter today, and he was defeated by a sloppy man in the market, which is really shameless!
Thinking about it this way, Shen Moyun felt a little guilty, if it weren't for the design of Zhao Si, she might not have broken up this pair of "love-minded" people, this stick is not moral!
At this time, the unsuspecting mountain boy suddenly raised his head and swept his gaze, and Shen Moyun, who had subconsciously done a "bad thing", reflexively lowered his head.
Seeing her weak heart, Cui Yiheng guessed in his heart.
In recent years, he has made a lot of enemies in the DPRK and Beijing, and this time he has done enough to quietly go south.
He didn't know where the next table came from, but he had to prevent them from coming for him. Therefore, after Shen Moyun looked at him for the first time, he began to quietly pay attention to them.
Just now, after he noticed the whispering between Qingqi at the next table and the woman dressed as a man, he hurriedly went downstairs, and the interaction between Qingqi and the girl in pink on Zhao Si's table naturally did not escape his eyes. But after a few breaths, Zhao Si thought of a good sentence, so it seems that this matter is very likely to be related to the woman at the table next door!
It's just that their target is themselves, is it Rouge, or is it Zhao Si? Or is it that someone already knows that he has quietly gone south this time?
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At this time, when Liu's mother saw that no one came to the stage, after discussing with the rouge behind the screen, she could only announce that Zhao Si was the final champion.
That Zhao Si was naturally overjoyed, and he just jumped on the spot three times! This Jiangnan is really his blessed land! Not only did Aunt Xia give him a reward, but she also promised him a future glory, and after coming to Jinling, she was rewarded continuously. Today's auspicious star shines brightly, and he also asked him to hug the first beauty in Jinling! Haha! It seems that if Aunt Xia doesn't command him in the future, he will also think of ways to delay the return date of the eldest lady......
Rouge was full of disappointment and dragged her skirt off the stage, but unexpectedly, Zhao Si picked up from behind her, sniffed deeply in her neck, swallowed saliva and said: "Beauty, why don't you go to your fat pavilion with your master!"
Feeling the turbid wine exhaled from Zhao Si's mouth, Rouge just wanted to slap it over, she forcibly endured the regurgitation in her abdomen, pushed Zhao Si away with a whirlwind on her side, bowed, and showed a bright smile, "Master Zhao, please forgive the slave family to go back to the Agar Pavilion to bathe and change clothes first, and there will be a maid who will come over to invite the official master in a while......!"
That Zhao Si just wanted to step forward to express his good wish to go back with the beauty and bathe together, but in a blink of an eye, he saw that Xue Qiao was standing under the stage with his arms crossed and waiting for her.
That's right, yes! I almost forgot about this stubble! In order to prevent the cooked duck from flying, I still sent this girl away!
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