Hu Suo said with a smile: "Anyone who is interested in 'everyone's music' will come here sooner or later to find the 'little madman', what's so strange about this?"

"Little brother, do you know who kidnapped the 'little madman'?"

Hu Suo shook his head and said with a smile: "I don't know, but we Ni Banxian must know, if you have time, you might as well wait until Shen Shi to ask for instructions!"

"Ni Banxian?"

"Yes, Ni Banxian can't bear to see people in the world 'carrying turtles' all day long, so he does not hesitate to violate the rules of heaven and leak the secret of heaven, so that people who are destined can make a fortune!"

"Really?"

"Those who believe do not doubt, those who doubt do not believe, and no one forces you to believe, if you have a way, you can go to 'Peter Pan' yourself!"

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Hu Suo smiled slightly and continued to brag to the villagers!

Time passed quietly under Hu Suo's 'illegal buildings and disorderly buildings', and the gongs and drums stopped when I heard the sound of the gong "Kuang!!"

Hu Suo raised his voice and said: "The time has come, Ni Banxian is about to meet with you, fellow villagers and friends, please take three steps back, thank you!"

Steep smell

Every actor on the stage raised his voice and shouted: "Ni Banxian, please!"

There was silence in the room!

The thick wooden door in front of everyone suddenly opened, and under the guidance of Hu Suo, two or three hundred people entered the hall in an orderly manner.

Everyone looked behind the door, but there was no human figure, and they wondered as they walked, why did the heavy wooden door automatically open to both sides?

Everyone looked at the huge living room and couldn't help but smile!

I saw a big turtle painted on the wall on the right, and a big wooden mallet was drawn on the huge back shell, and tears, feces, and urine flowed out!

It is clearly a "turtle-bearing" phase.

On the left wall, however, there was a young man with a delicate face, smiling, and more than a dozen people around him were punching and kicking him, dancing with knives and swords.

It is clearly "no complaint even though he was beaten".

In front of the living room, there is a high platform, and there is an old man sitting on a futon.

I saw that the old man was dressed in a green shirt, about fifty years old, looking strange and clear, although a gray hair fluttered on his chest, but he didn't look like a trace of old age!

On the wall behind him, a group of people are depicted, each holding several gold ingots in their arms, and their expressions are full of joy and joy.

It is clearly "make a fortune and everyone is happy"!

Everyone was looking left and right with great interest, talking and laughing in a low voice, and suddenly heard a vigorous sentence: "Hello everyone!" echoed in the living room.

Everyone couldn't help but stare at the old man who was sitting cross-stared, but they saw that his eyes were open, smiling, and he bowed his head frequently towards the people in the hall.

Everyone involuntarily responded: "Ni Banxian is good!"

Ni Banxian said with a smile: "Thank you for taking the time to come to the scene in your busy schedule, you will have a fate when you meet, if you have any questions, you can raise them!"

I heard a middle-aged man shouting, "May I ask Ni Banxian, what do the pictures on the wall in the hall mean?"

Ni Banxian said with a smile: "Your Excellency only needs to compare the picture with the pair of doors at the entrance of the museum, and you can find that as long as you step into the museum, you can avoid evil and good fortune, and forever 'avoid carrying turtles'!"

Another sturdy man dressed as a martial artist said, "Your Excellency, do you know where the 'little madman' is at the moment?"

Ni Banxian smiled and said, "Please pay five taels of silver first!"

Dahan was surprised and asked: "Your Excellency's move is unfair, just now that person asked, I don't have to pay the line, why do I have to pay five taels of silver?"

Ni Banxian smiled: "That person's question is simpler, and he is more polite than you, so he will give it away for free, I'm sorry!"

If you want to ask this question again, you must pay ten taels of silver!"

The big man said angrily: "You ......"

Ni Banxian glanced at him and said with a smile: "Haha! It's your freedom to ask or not, as for what price you want to pay, it depends on the happiness of this half-immortal, and now it has risen to twenty taels!"

The man roared angrily, jumped up, and rushed towards Ni Banxian.

Hu Suo laughed lightly, jumped up, shot like electricity, grabbed the man's neck, and slapped his left hand quickly on his body!

I only heard Hu Suo whisper: "Dare to disturb the museum, read your first offense, and be punished for kneeling for an hour!" After speaking, he pressed his right hand, and the big man knelt obediently under the stage.

Ni Banxian smiled: "Everyone, are there any questions?"

Suddenly saw a strong man in black shouting, "May I ask the half-immortal, where is the 'little madman' at the moment?"

Ni Banxian smiled and said: "Well! It's very polite! This half-immortal won't increase the price again, and it will still count you as twenty taels of silver! If you agree, pay the money first!"

"Okay!

I saw four ingots of silver, lined up in a line and shooting towards the heavy point in the early stage of Ni Banxian's chest, and the rest of the people couldn't help but exclaim when they saw this!

Ni Banxian said with a smile: "It's simple enough!"

But I saw that the four ingots of silver, as fast as meteors, seemed to be stuck by an invisible sticker, staying in front of Ni Niuxian, neither advancing nor falling!

Ni Banxian stretched out his right hand, and after putting the four ingots of silver into his arms, he said to the strong man in black with "a thousand miles of transmission": "The 'little madman' has been robbed by the drunken beauty of the incense car, but you can follow the Tianlong Gang to track it down!"

The black-clothed strong man's expression changed, he thought about it for a while, lined up the people in front of him, walked to the kneeling man's side, shot like electricity, and slapped his acupoint.

But I heard the big man screaming and rolling on the ground!

Hu Shuo put his hand on his back and said with a smile: "You have too much to do, hand over another twenty taels of silver, and I will be responsible for unlocking his acupoints, can you do it?"

"You!"

"No one forced you! But now it's up to fifty taels!"

Hu Suo suddenly felt a wild surge, attacked himself from the crowd, turned his body away, grabbed the man on the ground, and threw it with his palm!

Hearing a scream, the man spurted blood from his mouth and fell to the ground.

In the crowd, three strong men in black immediately jumped out, and together with the strong man in black standing in front of the stage, they quickly surrounded Hu Suo and attacked.

Ni Banxian took out the four ingots of silver and threw them at the four of them.

The four of them knew that the secret weapon was coming, but they couldn't avoid it, and they saw that they were restrained on the spot with strange shapes, and their hearts were really trembling and terrified!

Hu Suo opened his bow left and right, and after beating the cheeks of the four people to red and swollen like a "face turtle" in the sound of "splitting and crackling", he stopped and scolded: "Gathering a crowd to make trouble is a great crime!"

Seeing an old man in a green shirt walking out of the crowd, I saw him squirm at Ni Banxian, and said loudly: "Ni Banxian, the old man Tianlong has something to discuss with Mo Guanxi!"

Ni Banxian smiled: "It's okay, let's say it!"

Mo Guanxi said in a deep voice: "The old man's subordinates are reckless and offend your pavilion, can you see the face of our gang and let them go?"

Ni Banxian bowed his head and said, "No problem, as long as they each pay a 'fine' of one hundred taels of silver, Your Excellency can take the five of you away!"

"This ......"

"Are you still thinking about it? It's going to be a price increase......

The old man in the green shirt hurriedly said: "Okay, okay!"

Hu Suo took the silver ticket and said with a smile: "It's the ticket of the 'Wantiao Tongyin Building'!

After speaking, he slapped the five of them for a while, and after taking off the four ingots of silver, he said with a smile: "Welcome to the God of Wealth next time!"

After glaring at Hu Suo fiercely, the five people silently left with the old man in green shirts.

Ni Banxian smiled at the villagers in the hall and said: "Folks, you've seen it! It's best not to bet on 'everyone's happiness'! If you meet this kind of person, not only will you lose your money, but you will also lose your life!"

The villagers couldn't help but be silent for a while!

Ni Banxian continued: "At present, there are no outsiders here, this Banxian has a few words to explain to you, please keep it in mind and put it into practical action."

"There are too few chances to win the lottery in this kind of gambling of 'Everyone's Happiness'! There is only one chance to win the lottery in 72 numbers, but everyone thinks that they are smart and lucky, and they are increasingly obsessed with it.

"For the sake of 'everyone's enjoyment', I don't know how many families and individuals have been empty of money and fragments, and recently gangs have been involved, adding to the atmosphere of violent murder and horror.

"Folks have always been 'sunrise and rest', as long as you save money and frugality, you don't have to worry about food and clothing at all, why bother to sign a 'everyone's fun' full of speculation and killing?"

The villagers were speechless with shame on their faces.

I saw a middle-aged man running to the stage, kneeling down and kowtowing three times in a row, and then said in a lamented voice: "The words of the half-immortal are golden words, but I am already in debt, what should I do?"

Another middle-aged woman knelt down and begged: "Half Immortal, please be merciful and help, just tell us once, after paying off the debt, I will never dare to sign 'Everyone's Happiness' again!"

Ni Banxian looked at nearly 100 people kneeling on the ground begging and crying, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, for secretly hosting "everyone's fun"

He hated it!

I only heard him say aloud: "There is still half a month before the 'lottery', everyone try to borrow money, and when the lottery is held, there will be instructions from this half-immortal." ”

"Thank you Half-Immortal. ”

"Everyone, keep in mind that this matter must not be leaked, otherwise you will not be able to sign the card at that time, or if something accident happens, this half-immortal will not only not be responsible, but will also deal with the leak!"

The crowd listened and bowed their heads one after another, and promised that they would not tell anyone about it.

Ni Banxian sighed: "This Daxian came to your place to set up a museum this time, thanks to the 'black dog sister-in-law' for the new residence as a fortune-telling hall, I am very grateful in my heart!"

In order to carry forward the spirit of loyalty, filial piety, and righteousness, this great immortal specially respects the golden body of Wang Niangniang to worship people from all walks of life, and hopes that you will widely publicize it, so that the Niangniang Temple can be completed as soon as possible. ”

A middle-aged man raised his voice and said: "Half immortal, as long as I can pay off the debt, the rest of the silver will be completely donated to the temple building fund!"

"Yes! I, Liu Feiwen, will do it!"

"Okay! I won't be left behind!"

Ni Banxian said with relief: "Okay! Since you have this intention, this Banxian is happy to fulfill it, as long as everyone can keep the secret?"

This half-immortal promises to make your wish come true!"

"Thank you Demi-Immortal!"

"Guys, please go back!"

After everyone walked a thousand and two clean, Hu Suo smiled: "It's enjoyable!"

Ni Banxian said with a smile: "This is just the beginning! In the future, all kinds of strange and colorful characters will come, enough for you to be busy!"

Hu Suo laughed and said: "I am a natural hard-working person, and I am not afraid of death at all! However, to speak in good conscience, I am afraid that only the two of us will take care of one or the other!"

Ni Banxian bowed his head and said: "This is the truth! However, let's do our best, obey the destiny of heaven, I am not alone, and there will definitely be someone to help at that time!"

Steep listening

"Nice!"

Ni Banxian and Hu Suo couldn't help but look at it.

At this glance, the two of them only felt that their eyes lit up, and Hu Suo's heart was beating wildly, his body trembled, his eyes were wide open, and he couldn't speak.

I saw the red clouds flickering, and from outside the door, Nana came in a girl in red! Hey! Beautiful! It's so beautiful!

A modest figure that is neither tall nor short, with a slender waist, tall chests, round buttocks, a straight back, and a long black braid, she is pretty at home.

Rose-red trousers, goose-yellow embroidered shoes, embroidered on the toe of the shoe is a "orchid", the work is created, simply a delicate lover!

Dai eyebrows, star eyes, shell teeth, red lips, a melon seed face, such as a pink jade carving, blowing and breaking, if you smile, it will be a country and a city!

Beauty!

A masterpiece of Heavenly Father!

There is only one sentence: "Not bad!" but it is like a fairy music in the clouds, a unique sound in the world, that is beautiful, I can't write, I can't say it, the silver bell, the sound of the yellow warbler, it's a fart!

Ni Banxian coughed lightly and said with a smile: "Phew, sour, sour, sour, so heavy vinegar smell, did you knock over the vinegar bottle there, Hu Daxia, did you say?"

Hu Suo's soul had long since drifted away from the heavy sky, and when he heard the fairy "asking", he replied busily: "Yes!"

Yes! Yes!"

Ni Banxian kicked him and scolded with a smile: "What is the echo worm!"

Hu Suo shouted, "Lao Ke, are you ashamed of me?"

The girl in red covered her face with her sleeves and grinned!

Ni Banxian smiled: "Laugh! My guy just can't see a beautiful girl, don't be surprised by Miss Ma, he has absolutely no other malice!"

Hu Suo hurriedly said: "Lao Ke, you finally said a fair word, Miss Ma! My surname is Hu, Gu Yue Hu, single name Shuo, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, please advise!"

After speaking, bow down!

The girl in red whispered: "Hu Suo! nonsense! hee!"

Before he could say anything, he covered his sleeves and laughed lightly!

Hu Suo sighed secretly: "This nerve-wracking name really gives people a bad first impression! I don't know why the old man chose this notorious name in the past!"

He coughed dryly, rubbed his hands together, and didn't know how to open his mouth!

Ni Banxian smiled and said, "Miss Ma, why are you here today?"

The girl in red said coquettishly: "First, I want to congratulate you, second, I want to explain one thing to you, and third, I want to show my position and determination!"

Ni Banxian and Hu Suo couldn't help but be stunned!

What is the origin of this fairy-like beauty, listening to her tone, it seems that there is something important to announce, but how can she have anything to do with the two of them?

She's just the niece of the third brother, and she just came to teach at a private school!

The girl in red also looked at the two of them with wide eyes for a while, and sighed: "Seamless, such a superb disguise technique, worthy of being the proud disciple of the 'Thousand Faces and Thousand Hands Immortal Medical Immortal'!"