Chapter 421 The real martial art that can kill the enemy can also be called a national art!
", look at her, no, look at his expression, I vomited directly!"
"It looks like it's his fans upstairs!"
"Mom, it turns out that all I used to watch was match-fixing......"
"It's over, it's over, I feel like I'm bending, I used to like *** like his ......"
"Me too, I'm done, no, I'm going to find a female ticket to try, even if it's inflatable......"
“……”
The Internet is simply upset, after watching the wonderful reaction, as long as there is no defect in IQ, anyone can feel that what Wang Xueyao said is true.
"I'm here to promise that as long as you upload your identity registration again, I can ask the technical department to open a special transgender category for you, and then you will be the first transgender streamer.
As a pioneer of transgender anchors, what you enjoy will be uninterrupted recommendations, even if you can't be recommended because of grades, just by virtue of that category, you are the only anchor, and your audience will be thousands of curious netizens.
I have a hunch that as long as you stay, after you open a special category for you to enter and settle in, at least half of the traffic on our platform needs you to carry the tripod, and you can do whatever you want at that time.
Even if it's me, I'm afraid I'll have to let you when the time comes, otherwise you will yell in the live broadcast room, and I don't know how many netizens will find the network cable to come and cut me. Wang Xueyao continued to speak venomously.
"Ahh
Miao Miao screamed and rushed towards Wang Xueyao.
The audience and netizens below who couldn't hold back their laughter were stunned for a moment, and at this moment they didn't know that there was a few people shouting at Wang Xueyao to be careful.
A cold light flashed in Wang Xueyao's eyes, the microphone she was holding in both hands was replaced by one hand, her steps were wrong, and she seemed to wave her hand inadvertently while dodging the opponent's attack.
Miao Miao only felt a strong surge in his back, and he didn't even have time to react, he threw himself directly on the stage, smashing out a dull sound.
"Ahh
The audience, who had already panicked because of Miaomiao's fall, almost burst out laughing when they heard this, is this really good?
Miaomiao got up in embarrassment, pointed at Wang Xueyao and screamed, "You ......"
Wang Xueyao interrupted: "Eh, you have a ball! If it's a water polo, it's not a big problem, it's too late to go to the hospital to dissipate your anger, maybe when you get to the hospital, the doctor will tell you that if you come a little later, all of it will be absorbed by the body, after all, it's usually normal saline."
If it is a silicone ball, it is best to go to the hospital as soon as possible, it will have a great impact on the body if you go late!
Ah, I found out, it turned out to be a silicone ball, and now it's on your back near your armpit, so let's go to the hospital quickly!"
"Hahahaha......"
"Coax ......"
Whether it was in the live broadcast room or in the scene, almost everyone burst into laughter, especially those who could see the huge lump on that Miaomiao's back.
"You ......"
Miaomiao subconsciously held her chest with both hands, but found that one side felt completely wrong, and quickly touched her back, and sure enough, there was a bulge behind her back, and that special feeling told him that she really ran to the back.
"Woo woo woo ......"
It's really embarrassing to be thrown to grandma's house now, Miaomiao ran into the backstage crying, as for leaving Wang Xueyao, it doesn't matter, anyway, it's him who doesn't leave and loses face.
"Okay, about the wonderful thing about the anchor just now, well, it wasn't arranged by our platform, so please allow me to observe a minute of a second of silence for him, the time has come, so I won't be silent. Wang Xueyao was serious, and said with a cute face.
As a result, her natural expression, coupled with that serious tone, directly made many people laugh.
When the laughter at the scene almost stopped, Wang Xueyao said: "I have to admit that I was at fault, after all, I made this annual meeting almost interrupted in the middle of the event."
But let me tell you, as the old saying goes, there are buns, dogs, and dogs, and there is no return.
I think this sentence is a fart, you should give a stray dog a meat bun, it eats and looks at you, and if you want to leave, it will follow you.
Of course, you have to stubbornly understand that Chengtou Bun has no way to go back, I have nothing to say, anyway, what I understand is that the dog must still be there, and it will come back no matter how bad it is.
So, for wild dogs, wild dogs that may bite people, we can't expect to give a meat bun to eat to thank us and go on its own.
We need a stick to kill, yes, kill, complete kill!
Don't expect a mad dog to be afraid, if the mad dog will be afraid, it will not bite.
Just like an old saying goes, the nature of the country is easy to change, and there is no such thing as pain, even if you say that you want to spare your life, you are thinking about how to retaliate in your heart.
Although I, Wang Xueyao, am young, I understand these things, I will not let any dog have a chance to bite me, as long as I dare to bare my teeth in front of me, what awaits it is death, there is no second result!
Okay, that's a bit of a stretch.
Since it was my mistake today, then I have to make amends, or I will come to an impromptu show?"
"Good!"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
"Well said!"
Many people at the scene stood up, not knowing who started applauding first, and the applause instantly became intensive.
It wasn't the first applause at the scene, but it was definitely the most enthusiastic.
Sometimes a person speaks not because of how much truth he says, but what his identity is, if he is a nobody, even if he is talking about the truth of heaven and earth, it is a fart in the eyes of others.
Obviously, now Wang Xueyao occupies the position of the boss of grilled fish, and her identity is mysterious, and she is a beauty, so she is naturally very popular.
To put it bluntly, just with Wang Xueyao's natural face, even if she swears, some people kneel and lick and say that they are so cute and cute, this is the era of looking at faces and looking at money!
When the applause gradually subsided, Wang Xueyao said: "I watched the previous shows, there are singing, dancing, sketches and almost all other types that everyone likes or is widely circulated.
And I haven't seen any martial arts performances, I don't know if it's because our streamers aren't proficient in martial arts, or because they don't want to perform such housekeeping skills.
Martial arts, our kingdom of heaven has a long history.
The martial arts of the cracked stone in the middle of the stele, and even the brain hole was sublimated to the cosmic plane-level destructive power.
In reality, martial arts also have a long history.
What I want to tell you here is that martial arts do exist, not the kind of routines that everyone usually sees when they are alone, and when they really fight, they become ruffians and hooligans.
It's not the kind of boxing where you punch me and I jump around.
It is not even the modern so-called dance technique, the dance of dance.
Rather, a real martial art that can kill the enemy, it can also be called a national martial art!"