Chapter 341: Hope to live another five hundred years

As if to vent his disgust for the bloodthirsty leeche, Liu Danqing watched the leech being stuck on the ground and struggled.

Xiao Weiwei took another small wooden stick and poked the leech from time to time to make it struggle even harder.

And the audience watched this disgusting and terrifying creature struggle in vain, but they also had an inexplicable pleasure, and for a while, goosebumps were a lot less.

After looking at it for a while, Liu Danqing stood up and said to Xiao Weiwei: "Weiwei, we have to enter the territory of these leeches, before entering, we must prepare first." ”

As he checked the clothes one by one, he said, "All the clothes are tucked into the trousers, the belt is tightened, there are no gaps, the neckline is buttoned, the bottom of the trousers is tucked into the socks, and then the shoes are put on, and the laces are tighter." ”

Then, he opened the seized trophy package, took out two white plastic bags containing dry food, tore out a hole in them, put them on his head, pressed them with a eucalyptus straw hat, and finally put on his backpack, so that the backpack pressed against the hem of the plastic bag.

"This should be about the same, even if the leech jumps from the tree and falls on us, there is no place for it to suck blood, as long as we look at the back of our hands and face from time to time, these two places are not easy for them to come up. ”

The two of them, heavily armed, walked towards the lower valley floor.

Xiao Weiwei, who was walking behind, and the audience through Xiao San's perspective, only saw bloodthirsty leeches falling from branches from time to time, falling on Liu Danqing's body and his backpack, and then lifting their mouthparts, shrugging and squirming one by one, looking for a gap that could be penetrated.

In particular, the leeches that fell on the plastic bag on the back of their necks kept poking the plastic bag with their mouthparts, trying to puncture it and then feast on it.

Xiao San also deliberately gave a close-up of the three leeches on the plastic bag, only to see them keep poking at the plastic bag, mechanical, indifferent, revealing the desire for blood, a living classic shot of a horror movie, which makes people shudder.

Fortunately, the plastic bags bought by drug dealers are of good quality, and the mouthparts of leeches are not known for being sharp, so Liu Danqing's neck is safe, which just brings a creepy sense of déjà vu to Xiao Weiwei and the audience.

After walking for more than ten minutes, Xiao Weiwei couldn't help it anymore and shouted: "Qingqing, you stop, I'll clean up the leeches on you." ”

Now Liu Danqing has twenty or thirty leeches on his body, either arching back and forth, or waving his thin upper body, Xiao Weiwei behind him is terrified, and goosebumps fall to the ground.

Xiao Weiwei is fine, there are no leeches, she followed the route Liu Danqing walked, and the leeches have basically been attracted by Liu Danqing, making her safer.

But Liu Danqing, who was walking in front, did not stop, and replied as he walked: "Don't worry, wait a while, there are more leeches in front, if we keep clearing, then we won't be able to catch up much." ”

"But, they're so disgusting, alas, another one, and it's on your backpack, so numb. ”

Xiao Weiwei muttered dissatisfiedly, feeling that these leeches were simply a kind of visual torture for her.

After continuing to move forward for a distance, an open area appeared in front of Liu Danqing, and he probed the ground with a wooden stick and nodded with satisfaction.

Then, he jumped upward, and landed with a fierce blow, and most of the leeches on his body were immediately thrown away from Liu Danqing's body by strong inertia and flew in the air.

"Ah!" Xiao Weiwei exclaimed, "Qingqing, you are so disgusting, and you didn't say it in advance, so I was almost thrown by a leech." ”

Liu Danqing said with a smile: "It's faster to deal with leeches like this, you can help me take a look, get rid of the others a little, and I'll also help you check if there are any fish that have slipped through the net and landed on you." ”

Taking off the backpack, Liu Danqing cleaned up the leeches on the backpack by himself, while Xiao Weiwei helped him clean up the leeches behind him, and after cleaning up, Liu Danqing asked Xiao Weiwei to turn around.

Not to mention, there were really five or six leeches on Xiao Weiwei's backpack, head and neck.

Fortunately, there is a layer of plastic bag to protect it, otherwise these leeches can have a full meal on Xiao Weiwei's neck and back.

Losing some blood is still a trivial matter, and it is troublesome to be infected, and they have no anti-inflammatory drugs on them, so they can only deal with them with soil methods.

There were dozens of leeches this time, but the two of them didn't have the heart to carry out the "cockroach abuse incident" again at this time, so they carried their backpacks and continued to move forward.

In the jungle, the sense of time was not strong, but after they had removed the leeches five more times, they finally came to the bottom of the valley, next to the small stream.

The creek is not wide, about a dozen meters, the rainy season in Myanmar is from June to September, and now it is October, the rainy season has ended, and it only relies on some snow melt from the snowy mountains to keep the water flowing.

So the current was only four or five meters in the middle, about seventy or eighty centimeters deep, and on the sides were all dry riverbeds, covered with mossy stones.

Liu Danqing looked at the stream and introduced: "We must be grateful to this stream, with it, this valley has not become a miasma of smoke." ”

"The flow of water brings life to the valley and takes away the filth, but the presence of living water also means that there may be large beasts nearby, so we must be careful. ”

"We have two big guns and two small guns with us, but these guns are for guarding against the pursuers behind me, and I don't want to use them against the wildlife here. ”

At this time, the Burmese government staff who were staring at the screen were anxious again.

Hey, don't open any pot and mention it, the chasing soldiers and everything have been dealt with, don't keep talking about them.

Aren't you saying that you are also providing bullets to those online media and print media to attack our Greater Burma?

Not only the Chinese media, but also some media in Omi countries and other Asian countries are also paying attention to what happened to Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei before.

In particular, the reporters in the United States, a country that fears that the world will not be chaotic, are more enthusiastic than the Chinese reporters, and rushed to Myanmar for first-hand information.

Celebrities + underworld + life and death + drug dealers + guns, don't have too many G-spots in this news.

After a day and a night of investigation, Liu Danqing and what happened to them have been excavated by the almighty media.

Including they were molested by hooligans in a bar, forced to fight to the death the next day, and chased by drag racing on the highway, etc.

All these have added a lot of obstacles to the Myanmar government, and for a time Myanmar's image in the international community has been greatly damaged, it should be said that it has not been better, but now it has only become more unbearable, and the flights to Myanmar are becoming more and more empty.

The handful of passengers, as well as journalists who are least welcomed by the Burmese government.

But these news reports, for Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei, are another free global promotion, which makes their popularity skyrocket.

Now, there are more and more foreign IPs in the live broadcast room, and they are all coming for Mr. "Rambo".

Yes, in many Omi news, Liu Danqing was directly given a nickname: "Rambo", not Rambo in the movie, but the living Rambo, which is really powerful.

It is rumored that four of the six major Hollywood companies are already preparing to contact Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei, preparing to buy the rights and shoot a movie with the theme of personal heroism.

And the center of the news is now baring its teeth.

"I'll go, this water is so cold, why is this snow water still so cold when it flows here?"

Xiao Weiwei followed Liu Danqing, supported herself at the bottom of the stream with trekking poles, stepped into the water, and then screamed.

Liu Danqing, who took the lead, sped up, walked to the opposite bank, stepped out of the water, and replied: "The snow water has been flowing, which has lowered the temperature of the riverbed, and it is a confined space here, and the only air flow is still driven by the stream, so the water temperature will naturally rise very slowly." ”

"But the quality of this water is very good, let's find the empty water bottle and water bladder, fill it with water, and when we get to the mountain, I don't know when we will be able to meet the water." ”

Both of them had a lot of water bottles on their bodies, in addition to the ones they bought, there were also captured trophies, leather water bladders.

Now there were two empty bottles and a water bladder, and they filled them all up, ready to boil and drink them when they could.

I have to say that the weight-bearing capacity far beyond ordinary people is also a big advantage for these two people, look at what they bring, guns and water, and many other things, but there is no ambiguity at all when they climb up the mountain.

After pouring the water, the two of them each found a large stone to sit on, took off their shoes, and prepared to pour out all the water inside.

"Ahh

Following the prestige, Xiao Weiwei was holding a bloodthirsty leech on her left foot, and she was still trying to stuff her mouthparts into Xiao Weiwei's socks.

Fortunately, Xiao Weiwei wears blended outdoor socks with high branches, which are comfortable and breathable, but also very tough.

"Die, die, die," Xiao Weiwei used a stone to pull the leech onto the riverbed, and then beat it.

The leech is two layers of skin, and on the riverbed with gaps, even if Xiao Weiwei beats hard, it is still intact.

Xiao Weiwei was even more angry, found a flat stone, clamped the leech on it, and then forcefully moved a stone larger than a basketball and suppressed it.

"I can't smash you, now it's up to you to do what you do, if you have the ability, you can find Tang Seng to save you." Xiao Weiwei said viciously.

Liu Danqing and the audience twitched out of the corners of their eyes.

Sure enough, the woman's anger was powerful. The anger of the powerful woman is even more powerful. ”

"Mourn for three seconds of silence for this leech, hoping that it will last for five hundred years, and wait for its other person, so as to forge a new myth. ”

"Leech: I really want to live another 500 years!"

"I learned another trick, and in the future, my husband will play tricks and suppress it directly, but what's the best way to use it?"

"Dining table!"

"Coffee table!"

The male audience was in a cold sweat when they saw it, and they could only settle down in the future, otherwise, they would become cups on the coffee table.

After putting on his shoes, Liu Danqing stood up and checked around.

"Look, this is a feline paw print, in Myanmar, big cats include tigers and leopards, look at the shape of this paw print, it should be a leopard. ”

"And here, the footprints of the primates, looking at the fist prints in front of the footprints, you know that these should be left by the gorillas, and they are slightly clenched into fists on the ground as they move forward, as support points and balance bars. ”

"It's going to be very unsafe here at night, so, Weiwei, let's go, and while it's still two or three hours before dark, let's climb as high as we can, at least out of leech territory. ”

"Okay, let's go. Xiao Weiwei put on her shoes and socks, and deliberately tied the laces of her hiking shoes around the upper of her shoes.

"Now look at how you get in, you just me off, and you actually got into my shoes, the more you think about it, the more disgusting it becomes!"

After packing up, the two of them chose the direction and route, and began to climb towards the ridge.

Along the way, they saw some small animals that could be used as food, and the two didn't make a move, just silently passed over them.

Waiting until there were no more leeches in the sky, the two of them still walked forward for a while with flashlights, found a protruding rock, and set up a tent in the depression.

Of course, there is still a job before entering the tent, and the two of them took flashlights and carefully checked each other to prevent leeches from mixing into the tent.

In this inventory operation, a total of three leeches were found, but they were still suppressed by Xiao Weiwei's boulder.

Sitting in the tent, the two were finally able to breathe a sigh of relief.

Liu Danqing took a sip of water and said to the junior who came in together: "Now we should be safer, I think those chasing soldiers will not be willing to chase all the way here." ”

"Here, the large number of people is a disadvantage, which means more accidents, otherwise the Huaguo Expeditionary Force would not have lost half of its number here. At that time, if someone is tricked, it is better to give up, or arrange someone to escort it back, it is troublesome. ”

"Along the way, we should say that we were relatively lucky, especially since we did not encounter dangerous creatures such as elephants, bears, tigers, and leopards. ”

Xiao Weiwei was puzzled when she heard this: "Are elephants also dangerous creatures?"

"The elephants here are Asian elephants, although they are smaller than African elephants, but they are also giant beasts with a body length of 5~6 meters, a height of 2.1~3.6 meters, and a weight of 3~5 tons. ”

"But the elephant is very docile, and my grandfather even let the elephant step on his back. ”

Liu Danqing gave Xiao Weiwei a touch of the head and explained: "That's a domesticated elephant, and here is a wild elephant, wilder, even if it is a service elephant, isn't there a sudden anger, and then attack the human thing, last year there was a Chinese tour guide, in order to save an old man, he was suddenly beaten and trampled by the elephant who suddenly went crazy, and finally died." ”

chatted for a while, and interacted with the audience until late at night, the two glanced at each other and said goodbye to Xiao San's camera.

"That's all for today's live broadcast, see you tomorrow, good night!"

"Good night, dear friends!"

Xiao Weiwei is now digging out the treasure, but this is still quite emotional when said by the cute girl.

(End of chapter)