Chapter 513: The audience is so weird
"There are a lot of people coming, and the empty seats are full. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info He Xiangdong quickly put aside his negative emotions and was still smiling on stage.
Zhang Wenhai also held it and said, "Eh, what is this called?"
He Xiangdong asked rhetorically, "Is there anything wrong with what I said?"
Zhang Wenhai was stunned for a moment and said, "No, what you said is really reasonable." ā
He Xiangdong was unforgiving: "Then what do you ask me about, what do you mean?"
Zhang Wenhai is not a good character, he scolded at the time: "Hey, grandson, you are caught, right?" ā
When the audience saw the two arguing on stage, they thought it was quite funny, and they all laughed out loud all at once.
He Xiangdong saw that the burden of welcoming the door sounded, so he continued to say: "Forget it, I don't know as much as you, we are here to talk about cross talk." ā
Zhang Wenhai nodded and said, "That's right." ā
He Xiangdong continued: "Now there are not many people in Beijing who say cross talk, we are considered a team, today is the official opening performance in our Sifang Tea House, in the future, we old and young masters will have to make a living here, there is no gentleman and no artist, whether we can have a bite to eat, it will all depend on you in the future." Please, everybody. ā
The crowd bowed.
The audience also burst into sparse applause, after all, they are not familiar with He Xiangdong, and their willingness to applaud is all for the sake of people's good speech.
He Xiangdong didn't think too much about it, everything was difficult at the beginning, and making friends with the audience had to rely on the future: "When we come to the stage, we have to introduce ourselves first, why do we introduce ourselves?"
Zhang Wenhai also asked, "Tell me." ā
He Xiangdong said: "You all bought tickets and spent money to come in, if our performance here is not good, I can't stop your ticket money." Let's introduce ourselves, so that you can know who to scold when you scold the street in the future. ā
"Haha......" the audience laughed.
Zhang Wenhai said: "What you say is reasonable. ā
He Xiangdong smiled, stretched out his hand to the side, and said loudly: "Then what are we called, the old gentleman next to me is called Zhang Wenhai." ā
"Oh, it's me. Zhang Wenhai responded and showed a straight face to the audience.
He Xiangdong patted himself again: "And I, I don't have a name." ā
Zhang Wenhai almost didn't stand firm, and exclaimed: "Ah?
"Hahaha......" The burden sounded, and the audience laughed.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh......" He Xiangdong nodded desperately.
Zhang Wenhai stopped him: "You, don't be boring, hurry up and introduce us to the audience, everyone is waiting to scold the street." ā
"Haha......" The audience laughed again, and after these few burdens, the audience was in good spirits.
"Good, good. He Xiangdong agreed, and finally got serious, "Okay, let's officially introduce it, the name of our team is ......"
"Xiang Wenshe. ā
Suddenly there was a neat shout outside the theater.
The actors on stage were stunned.
Even an old fritter like He Xiangdong was stunned on the spot.
The audience in the theater looked back one by one, and the sound came from behind, and the sound in the audience became noisy at that time.
But the sound outside did not stop, and there was another neat earth-shattering shout: "He Xiangdong." ā
"Wow. The crowd outside cheered in unison and applauded like thunder.
"What's the situation?" He Xiangdong was stupid, and his mouth couldn't close.
Everyone in this teahouse was stunned, what the hell is this?
Outside, Qiu Wuyu was really speechless, he had nothing to say anyway, and the shopkeeper Wang also shook his head and smiled bitterly.
These audience members bought tickets to come in, but none of them entered the theater, all of them stood in the aisle, and they thought that these people were here to smash the venue, but they actually came to such a show.
Qiu Wuyu shook his head and said helplessly to the yellow-haired woman in the lead: "After shouting, hurry in, this day, my little heart." ā
The yellow-haired woman in the lead waved her hand and shouted to everyone, "Let's go, let's enter." ā
Hula, a crowd poured in.
When these people saw that the actors on the stage, all of them were stupid on stage, these people were even more excited, laughing wildly in the audience, and almost lost their fun.
The audience who was originally sitting in the theater was even more unclear, what was wrong with this newcomer, and how did he laugh like this before he could do anything.
He Xiangdong looked at it fixedly, and found many familiar faces at a glance, including the yellow-haired girl in the lead, these people are all old audiences.
He Xiangdong suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, if he was an old audience, he would be fine, but he was afraid that he would come to make trouble.
He Xiangdong was immediately excited, and shouted: "Relatives, you are here, you are almost scared to death." ā
As soon as the words "hahaha......" came out, the old audience laughed down one by one, not to mention how gloating.
"Oh ......" I don't know who started it, and a group of people began to coax.
The new audience was stunned, what does it mean to shout "oh", and they actually shouted so together.
The scene is the era of new cross talk, and the audience listening to cross talk rarely makes a fuss, let alone shouting "wow" with the audience.
These old audiences are actually He Xiangdong who taught them to shout "oh", and it was he who guided the audience to learn to coax, you say cheap or not.
The yellow-haired girl saw that the effect had been achieved, and she was also happy, so she waved her hand and said, "Come on, don't hold the pestle, everyone take a seat." ā
The old audience began to find a seat to sit in, the first table is empty, the first table is the closest to the stage, it can seat three people, this is a tea house, but now there is only one person, it is the yellow-haired girl.
He Xiangdong saw it clearly, this person came with three tickets, in other words, she bought a table ticket by herself.
He Xiangdong glanced back, and all the actors realized that the old audience was here, no matter how weird the way they came, but when people came, they had to cheer up and deal with it.
He Xiangdong turned his head, smiled, and said, "There are a lot of people, and the empty seats are full." ā
Again, the audience laughed.
"Yikes. The old audience cheered in unison.
He Xiangdong smiled and explained a little: "Shouting is the rule of listening to cross talk, which was originally a unique way of applauding in our cross talk, but later it became more of a taste of coaxing." For example, I said that our Mr. Zhang is better looking than Andy Lau and their dogs, you shout, this is not a good call, right? ā
Zhang Wenhai didn't do it: "Eh, why do you say that I'm better looking than other dogs?"
He Xiangdong said: "That's okay, that's okay, you're more ugly than other dogs." ā
Zhang Wenhua shouted: "Go." ā
"Haha......"
"Woo ......"
The old audience was added, and the atmosphere of the scene was different, and even the new audience was infected.