Chapter 568: Birds and Dogs Fight
For everyone living on the mountain, last night was a sleepless night, Chi Shang Zhenyi and his nine wives fought until dawn, and the old woman and Nishihara Masae talked until late at night because of the marriage contract. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Therefore, when it was dawn in the morning, all the people who lived on the mountain were in bed, and not one of them got up early.
"Quack, get up early in the morning, the air is just right, the sun is rising, and the mood is wonderful......"
After practicing morning song for a while, the big mouth was very comfortable, and yesterday it flew back and forth seventy-two times to fill a tank of water.
In the end, the tired wings couldn't be flapped, and I almost didn't exhaust it to death, I really didn't have the right to a bird......
"Hmph, the people outside the mountain are a bunch of lazy people, they don't get up so late, and they despise ......" The big mouth that describes himself as having the vision of an eagle can't help but grind his claws and disdain when he sees that the door of the guest room in the distance is still closed.
There is a lot of dissatisfaction with these foreign guests, if it weren't for those people yesterday, it wouldn't have been punished by the mother-in-law for carrying water, and those people are to blame.
"Because you have been punished, if you haven't said anything for a while, I will pull a piece of bird on the head of your 'riding beast' and curse you for the next three days. Thinking of his hardships yesterday, his big mouth couldn't help but mutter.
After complaining for a while about his miserable experience yesterday, Dazui seemed to feel a little quiet around him, turned his head left and right and looked around with some surprise: "Quack, it's so quiet today, even my mother-in-law and Yahui haven't gotten up, can laziness still be contagious?"
"Alas, only a bird as handsome as me would always pay attention to keeping in shape. ”
"Now even my mother-in-law and Yahui have given up exercising, it's really lonely, quack~~~"
Falling on the high branches, the big mouth was a little narcissistic intoxicated, but when it inadvertently swept a figure out of the corner of its eye, the good mood in its heart was immediately gone.
"Quack, stop, you despicable stupid dog for Ben Bird to stop, you are not allowed to enter that room, that is my room. ”
Seeing a furry figure in front of the door of the room where he was hiding food, the big mouth immediately exploded, and while screaming angrily, he flew towards the other party quickly.
Sometimes the rice ball really wants to dull his nose and ears, because yesterday the man had copulation with several hostesses, and the room was not at peace all night.
I understand that mating is a rice ball, and it's the nature of everything in the world, and even it sometimes wants to do it once, but there is no suitable dog.
It was a normal mating thing, but these masters of their own house did something earth-shattering, the sound made it impossible to sleep on the rice balls sleeping outside, and the smell that made it a little ready to move, this night was really torturous for dogs.
After being tortured for a night, as soon as the day dawned, I planned to go out to find something to eat, first pad my stomach, and then go to the car to sleep peacefully.
Although the humidity of the early morning in the mountains is heavy, the onigiri still find the smell of things with their excellent nose.
When the rice ball was just about to follow the smell to find something delicious, it suddenly felt a very faint aroma coming from its nose.
Compared with this smell, the previous taste was much less attractive, and the choice between the two, the rice ball immediately chose the latter.
Following the faint taste of the search, the rice ball soon found the door of a room, sniffed hard, and determined that the delicious food was hidden in this room.
Faced with the lure of food, Onigiri is hesitant to break down the door and enter, after all, this is a place for guests, and it seems a little rude to just go in like this.
Just as the rice ball was hesitating, suddenly a strange sound that was somewhat hoarse came from the distance, and the sound was getting closer and closer.
"Stupid dog, you stop for me, this room belongs to this bird, and you are not allowed to enter. ”
Looking up at the talking bird, Onigiri immediately made a decision in his hesitant heart.
It wanted to teach the rotten bird a lesson yesterday, and now that it knows that this house belongs to the rotten bird, the rice ball has no reason to let go of the food inside, it wants to eat all the food, and the rotten bird to death.
After making a decision, the onigiri stood up with two hind paws, pushed the door hard with both front paws, and immediately pushed the hidden door open, and then penetrated it.
was drinking the big mouth of the stupid dog from breaking into his house, but he didn't expect that the stupid dog not only did not stop his paws after listening to his own voice, but became even more violent.
"Stupid dog, you dare to break into your bird's room, I'm not done with you today. ”
With an angry scolding, the big mouth flew straight into the house along the door.
And when he entered the house and saw the scene in the house, the big mouth's already angry heart was immediately completely burned with anger, and he saw that the delicious food he had always treasured was actually eaten by the stupid dog.
These foods are not even willing to be eaten by it, and every time they eat, they will cherish and enjoy them slowly, for fear that they will not taste good if they eat quickly.
These delicious foods, which are precious to themselves, are now being eaten by stupid dogs, and the big mouth is really like pecking it to death.
is munching on the nut crisp rice ball, although the mouth is not slow, but he has been paying attention to the movements of the rotten bird that is screaming, after all, he is robbing the other party of food, what if the other party and it are desperate.
It was precisely because he was always on guard that when the rice ball saw the rotten bird flying towards him like crazy, he immediately jumped and dodged, dodging the attack from the overhead.
"Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang......"
Without hesitation, Big Mouth immediately pulled his figure high and circled on the rooftop, ready to look for the next attack.
But before the big mouth could strike again, it heard a foul barking sound.
After hearing this barking of dogs, the heart of the big mouth, which was already burning with anger, became even more angry as if it had been poured with a bowl of hot oil.
But he said why Big Mouth was so angry, it was entirely because he heard these words: "Rotten bird, you came early in the morning to fight against your aunt and grandmother of the rice ball, do you want to find death, or do you think that my aunt and my minions are not sharp and can't clean you up?"
I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, burglary, and slander and bully my master, which simply makes the bird unbearable.
"You shameless stupid dog, you are embarrassed to question your bird master in turn, I am really angry with the bird master~~~"
"If I don't clean you up today, I won't be called a big mouth in the future, quack~~~"
The long tongue licked a kernel residue from the corner of the mouth into his mouth, and the rice ball rolled his eyes in disdain as he looked at the rotten birds circling and croaking on the roof.
"Woo ......Woo Woo T
Looking at the stupid dog below who scolded himself arrogantly, Dazui couldn't hold back any longer, and quickly waved his wings twice, and immediately two whirlwinds with a cold aura appeared in front of his wings, and quickly attacked the rice balls below.
Although Fantuan has always despised this rotten bird in his heart, it has never underestimated the other party.
From the first time we met, Onigiri felt that this rotten bird was not easy to mess with, so it has always been cautious about rotten birds.
Seeing two cold whirlwinds with black smoke coming towards him, the rice balls immediately exploded, and he looked up at the two cold whirlwinds that came at him...... Jumped and fled.
In the face of this kind of unclear attack, Onigiri will not easily oppose it, so it chooses to be cautious.
The big mouth that was circling and flying on the roof looked at the stupid dog below and didn't dare to deal with his attack, so he jumped away in fright, and immediately opened his mouth to mock: "You stupid dog has the courage to steal your bird's food, and you have the courage to fight with your bird, but you don't have the courage to accept your bird's attack, it's really a cunning lecherous dog, look at me......"
As a female dog, the most proud of Onigiri is her appearance, you must know those stupid male dogs on the street, which one sees it is not drooling and wants to mate with it.
However, as a civet dog, how can Fantuan look down on those mundane dogs, in its heart, only male dogs who are also civet dogs are qualified to touch it, and it needs to look at it.
Now this noisy and hateful rotten bird dares to say that it is a leper dog, and the rice ball immediately becomes popular.
At that moment, he couldn't care about testing the other party's depth, and directly responded with a blow to the Wind Splitting Claw.
"Quack~~~ It's really a leper dog, and it actually sneaks up on it, look at the tricks. ”
Dodging the energy claw blades flying up below, Big Mouth didn't dare to stay in place, and immediately accelerated his circling speed, flying quickly around the top of the head of the rice ball.
At the same time, taking the opportunity to hover rapidly, the two wings of the big mouth fanned out a vortex of cold and cold black energy from time to time, beckoning to the rice ball below.
Ground-to-air has its own disadvantages, and the area inside the room is not large, which further reduces the space for the onigiri to dodge.
In the face of the dense cold energy vortex above his head, the rice ball can dodge and dodge, and when it encounters the kind of attack that is really impossible to dodge, he immediately swings his claws and casts the Wind Splitting Claw to grab it.
But even so, the rice ball was inevitably hit by a vortex of cold energy.
The black vortex of cold energy on the body did not bring any harm to the surface of the skin, but it was different in the body.
As the vortex of cold energy fell on his body, Onigiri immediately felt as if his body had been thrown into a cold ancient well, and his entire body was about to freeze.
The cold and cold energy flow ran down its body surface and into its body, freezing its muscles and flesh all the way down.
This deep cold air from the inside of the body to the outside not only froze the muscles and flesh of the rice ball, but also made its flexible body freeze.
Because of the stiffening of the body, the rice ball endured several vortices of cold energy, and for a while, the entire body was frozen in place, like an ice sculpture in winter.
The big mouth that was quickly circling and flying on the roof, and when he saw the rice balls that were stiff in place below, he immediately became excited.
"Quack, if I don't take you seriously, you don't know how powerful your bird master is. ”
"Dare to talk to your bird, it's really looking for death. ”
"In a moment, I will take your stupid dog in front of your master, and let your master take a good look at what the stupid dog he brought is like. ”
"Not only do I steal food, but my skills are also very low. ”
"If you eat my delicious food, I will let your master accompany me, otherwise it will ......"
The rice balls that were frozen underneath were frozen in place, but their senses were not frozen.
As for what the noisy bird above said, the rice balls were all in their ears.
Hearing that the other party was going to bring it to its owner to humiliate his master, Onigiri was furious.
Along with the anger, the energy in the meal group quickly shuttled through the body, expelling all the cold aura in the body, and the body regained its freedom in just a few moments.
At this time, the big mouth above didn't know, and was still talking about the plan in his heart.
Faced with this rotten bird that intended to humiliate its master, Onigiri was no longer willing to bear it, and suddenly shook its head and let out an angry roar.
A large amount of energy mingled in the sound waves, covering the large mouth straight upwards.
"Wang~~~"
The big mouth that was still humiliating the rice balls had no time to react to this sudden roar.
The sound of sound waves full of energy dizzy the big mouth in an instant, the sky swirled in his mind, his mind was completely confused and confused, and his body was completely out of control, falling straight down.
Below, after the rice ball roared out in anger, it immediately activated its body and threw itself towards the big mouth that had fallen.
Although the rice ball slammed hard, it didn't use its energy, and it didn't intend to hurt the rotten bird too much, which would make it difficult for its owner.
It plans to take the rotten bird in its claws and humiliate it for a while, so that the other party can taste it too.
After the humiliation, the rice ball will eat all the rest of the other party's food, whether he likes it or not, anyway, he will not leave this rotten bird, not at all, so that the other party will feel distressed to death.
The falling big mouth, the rice balls that pounce up, and the contest between a bird and a dog seem to be coming to an end soon.
However, it seems that Amaterasu is unwilling to let the two little things divide the winner so quickly.
At the moment when the bird and dog were about to meet, the big mouth that fell off suddenly regained a trace of consciousness, flapped its wings rapidly, and its body immediately deviated, narrowly avoiding the rice balls that pounced.
In this way, the birds and dogs compete for each other, and the two are brilliant in the first round, regardless of victory or defeat, and end with a fight and a finish.
It narrowly escaped the big mouth of the stupid dog below, and although its head was still a little drowsy, a layer of cold sweat oozed from its body.
Big Mouth really didn't expect the stupid dog below to be so powerful, and he couldn't even freeze the cold little whirlwind it emitted, but almost took down his own sneak attack.
If you were caught on the ground by this stupid dog, the scene would be terrible to think about.
Although it was sure that the stupid dog would not dare to take his own life, a humiliation was inevitable.
Thinking of this, the big mouth and drowsy brain also became a little clearer, and his attitude towards him was not as contemptuous as it was just now.
The big mouth changed back and forth, and said to the rice ball below: "Quack, stupid dog, you are quite good, you recovered so quickly, and almost blackened your bird." ”
"But don't be complacent, stupid dog, now I'm going to be serious, Master Bird, let you see the power of the real cold whirlpool. ”
The big mouth is serious, and the rice ball is also not despised either, and a pair of eyes have been staring at the big mouth flying in the sky, ready at any time.
In the air and on the ground, the birds and dogs faced each other, and in an instant, both found the opportunity to attack at the same time.
"Quack~~~"
"Wang~~~"
(To be continued.) )