Tian Jiani said: "It's still accurate, it's really shameless to sing, and she said that I married ...... Hum...... Marry ......"

The voice became lower and lower, and finally the little girl blushed.

He Xiangdong said: "If you have something to say, don't marry me if you don't agree." ”

"You ......" Tian Jiani was stunned.

He Xiangdong said reluctantly: "We have grievances to revenge, revenge to revenge, and we can't abuse me so badly." ”

"You ......" Tian Jiani was about to cry angrily again.

Seeing that it was going to be bad, He Xiangdong hurriedly admitted: "Nier, don't cry, don't cry, I'm wrong, I'm cheap, I'm not amusing you, I'm wrong, okay." ”

"Hmph. Tian Jiani turned her head and didn't look at He Xiangdong.

He Xiangdong scratched his head and stepped forward with a shy face, this kid was thick-skinned, he stretched out his hand and said, "Nier, if you bite me, I will apologize to you." ”

Tian Jiani was not polite at all, she took He Xiangdong's hand and gnawed it down, and He Xiangdong grinned in pain.

After a while, Tian Jiani relented, and He Xiangdong saw that there was a row of tiny tooth marks on his right wrist, which were deeply embedded in the flesh.

He Xiangdong covered his wrists, looked at Tian Jiani sadly, and said, "You belong to a dog, bite so hard." ”

Tian Jiani said: "What, I'm giving you a watch." ”

As she spoke, Tian Jiani took out a pen and marked the time, hour, minute and second hands on the tooth marks she gritted, and mended the strap, which looked really interesting. Children of that era loved to play this.

"How's it going?" Tian Jiani asked with a smile.

He Xiangdong said: "It's okay, or I'll give you a watch." ”

"Well...... Okay. Tian Jiani closed her eyes and stretched out her little hand to make an expression of looking at death as if she were at home.

He Xiangdong shook his head and said: "The watch can't express my gratitude anymore, I'll give you a pocket watch." ”

"Ah, pocket watch?" Tian Jiani was stunned for a moment, then looked down, and suddenly clasped her hands in front of her chest, and scolded with a red face: "You rascal." ”

He Xiangdong said seriously: "How can this be a hooligan, my master said to give away a pocket watch, and there is a lingering fragrance in his hand." ”

Tian Jiani covered her face and said, "Your master will teach you this, both masters and apprentices are hooligans." ”

After thinking about it for a while, he seemed to feel that it was a bit inappropriate to say this about his elders, and then changed his words: "My uncle is not a hooligan, just you, hum, little rascal." ”

He Xiangdong has a black line on his face, hooliganism was not a good word in the 80s, and there were hooliganism crimes in the criminal law, especially in 83 years, there were not a few people who were shot because of hooliganism.

Seeing that He Xiangdong stopped talking, Tian Jiani thought he was angry, the little girl was kind-hearted, and asked cautiously, "Are you angry?"

He Xiangdong nodded.

Tian Jiani coaxed him: "Ah, don't be angry, it's me who is not good, I don't say that you are a little rascal, okay?"

He Xiangdong turned his face and said, "You coax me." ”

Tian Jiani didn't understand, and asked, "How can I coax you?"

"That'...... Just call me Sun Dasheng. "At this time in 84, Journey to the West has become popular all over the country, and Sun Wukong has become an idol in the hearts of children.

Tian Jiani said: "Okay then...... Kindness...... Sun Dasheng. ”

He Xiangdong turned around, made a very chic gesture with the finger of his right hand, and responded loudly: "Grandpa is here." ”

Tian Jiani chased He Xiangdong to fight.

After enough trouble, the two children sat side by side on the stone steps in front of the door, and Tian Jiani asked, "What is the matter with your master looking for my master?"

He Xiangdong said: "No, my master didn't look for your master, I lied to him." ”

Tian Jiani was stunned and said: "Ah, you lie to people, how can you lie to people, then won't your master beat you when you go back?"

He Xiangdong said indifferently: "Hey, isn't this for you, seeing that you are about to cry, I can only deceive your master." “

Tian Jiani was moved: "Are you willing to be beaten for me?"

He Xiangdong said: "I can still die for you." ”

Tian Jiani's eyes were full of stars and said, "Really." ”

"Of course, voila. As he spoke, He Xiangdong stretched out his little thumb and stretched it out into his ear.

Tian Jiani beckoned to He Xiangdong with her small fist, and scolded: "Little bastard, feed me earwax, you go to die, you." ”

After enough trouble, He Xiangdong estimated that Bai Qiang was coming back soon, in order to avoid being criticized later, he was ready to leave, and made an appointment to take Tian Jiani out to play another day.

Out of the door, He Xiangdong wandered around the street, this is also an idle master, looking at all kinds of snacks on the street, Tianjin twist flowers, Gaba vegetables, pancakes and fruits, ears and eyes fried cakes......

He Xiangdong's saliva has come down, and the children in this year have no oil and water in their stomachs, especially He Xiangdong's family is not rich, and they can only earn money for food and clothing by relying on their master to go out to perform arts.

"Spend 200 dollars to buy a little pig, squeak and drink water, eat beans in Gaba Gaba, untie the wall and throw it over, squeak, guess what...... He's dead. "Mr. Gao Deming, a senior of cross talk, once said that cross talk artists have a few words that must be said, and this sentence is one of them.

The mouth of a cross talk artist can't be idle, and he always has to say something in his mouth when he is learning art, such as tongue twisters, slipping his mouth, and small songs.

As the saying goes, it is easy to get the Tao and it is difficult to cultivate the Tao, opera actors have to hang their voices every morning, and cross talk actors also have to exercise their mouths, postures, and voices every day.

"Oops......" He Xiangdong wiped his saliva, he really couldn't bear it, he couldn't even practice, he stood at the door of the kitchen of a state-run restaurant, it was noon, and there were bursts of aroma wafting out, and he couldn't stand it.

"A lame man came from the south, and carried a handful of eggplants, and a saucer in his hand, and a wooden peg nailed to the ground. I didn't pay attention to the peg and tripped over the lame man, scattered the lame eggplant, smashed the lame dish, and the lame man picked up the eggplant with his hairy waist. There was a drunk old man from the north, with a cigarette pouch in his waist, and he came to buy lame eggplant, and the lame man didn't sell it to the drunk old man, and the old man grabbed the lame eggplant in anger, and the lame man picked up the eggplant and picked up the saucer, pulled the peg, chased the old man, and the old man was angry, and he didn't give the lame eggplant, picked up the cigarette pouch, and didn't know that the old man's cigarette pouch didn't hit the lame eggplant, and I didn't know how delicious this thing was, oops......"

He Xiangdong's practice can't go on today, he can't be greedy, he can't do it, he is addicted to it at the door of someone's kitchen, his nose is inciting again and again, and smoking other people's oil fumes is like smoking a big cigarette.

A fat chef came out of the kitchen window and said to He Xiangdong: "Child, be greedy." ”

He Xiangdong made a light look, and his little head raised on the Internet and said, "I can hold it." ”

The fat chef also looked funny, and said: "It's useless to be greedy, everything you eat is public, and I don't have a problem with you." If you want to eat, go to Shi Laosan's house to see, people set up a birthday banquet today, eat a flowing water feast, your child used to say a few auspicious words, and nothing else dared to say that it was okay to let you open the meat. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Craftsmen don't beg for money, if they want to eat, they have to rely on their own skills, they have to rely on their ancestors to appreciate food, and we can't afford to lose that person if we beg for food." ”

The fat chef asked, "What kind of craft do you use?"

"Talking about cross talk. He Xiangdong turned his head and strode forward.