Chapter Ninety-Eight: I Want to Scold

At noon on the second day, Fang Wenqi finally woke up, but his spirit was very bad, he just said a few words, ate a little liquid food casually, and fell asleep again, sleeping very deeply, as if he wanted to make up for all the sleep he hadn't slept enough in his life. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Not long after, Lin Zhengjun also came, and he said softly: "The theater will let the Peking Opera class go first in the afternoon, but at night, this ......"

Yang San said: "I'll go in the evening, I said two singles, let Dongzi accompany his master here." ”

Lin Zhengjun nodded, it seems that this is the only way.

He Xiangdong stood up from Fang Wenqi's bed and said to the two: "It's okay, I will go to the venue at night, since I was a child, my master told me that the play is bigger than the sky, this is what we promised the audience, then we must do it." ”

Lin Zhengjun and Yang San both nodded with satisfaction, and Lin Zhengjun said: "Dongzi, don't worry, I'll call your aunt to take care of your master, and come back when you are gone." ”

He Xiangdong thanked him: "Thank you, Uncle Lin. ”

Lin Zhengjun also sighed silently, this child's filial piety to his master made them all moved by these adults, since Fang Wenqi fainted, this child has never left in front of the hospital bed, and he sleeps on the edge of the bed at night and squints for a while, and often wakes up to see how his master is, not to mention that this is still a child, even adults can't do it.

They also persuaded He Xiangdong to rest and rest, and they came to change shifts, but this kid just didn't want to, and they couldn't resist him, so they could only do this. has to perform on stage again in the evening, Lin Zhengjun is really a little worried about whether this child's body can withstand it.

In the afternoon, He Xiangdong slept a little on the chair to recuperate his spirits, but he couldn't sleep at all, and his eyes flashed with anger from time to time.

In the evening, Lin Zhengjun's wife came over, He Xiangdong said a few words to her, and then hurried to the theater, after arriving, he sat alone in the corner and didn't speak, very silent, others came and went busy, they all knew that the child was in a bad mood, and they didn't bother him.

When he was about to play, Yang San found He Xiangdong and said, "Dongzi, this is almost the game, what kind of work will the two of us do later." ”

The three of them have done a lot of work in the past to talk about cross talk, and now they can take out one of them and say it directly on stage, they don't need to prepare, they are very familiar.

He Xiangdong looked up at Yang San and said in a deep voice: "Third uncle, I want to scold." ”

"Huh?" Yang San was a little stunned.

There are still a lot of viewers here tonight, and the seats are full, but last night's events have had a little impact, at least there are no tickets sold tonight.

He Xiangdong and Yang San appeared, and the audience still gave warm applause.

He Xiangdong also changed to greet the audience with a smile on his face, you are in the comedy industry, no matter what happens to you, but as long as you stand on the stage, you can't pass on bad emotions to the audience, it's not okay to cry with a sad face, this is art.

The two bowed to the audience, and the audience responded enthusiastically.

After being a little quieter, He Xiangdong said: "Come on stage, first apologize to the audience and friends, there was a small accident last night, and the performance was not successful, and then everyone was refunded." ”

"Retreated. ”

"Retreated. ”

"Nope. ”

Anyway, there are blind shouts.

He Xiangdong asked again: "Is there anything that has not been returned?"

Someone shouted at the bottom, "I didn't retreat." ”

He Xiangdong pointed to the door and said, "Come, go out quickly, you can't watch without returning the money." ”

The audience was amused.

Yang San also said angrily: "This is like a word, I didn't return the money and let the family go out, I haven't heard of it." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said: "This is all a joke with the audience and friends, I didn't let you hear it last night, now we will make up for it for you, and talk about it well." ”

That's right. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Some viewers and friends may ask, what was the situation last night, we also have to give you an explanation, we can't let you run for nothing." ”

"Yes, it has to be explained. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Don't look at my master, this person is tall and big, in fact, he is very timid, and he was scared out by that person last night." ”

Yang San was surprised: "Is this person stunned?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course there is, but the main thing is that the person is too ugly." ”

"How ugly. ”

He Xiangdong said: "It is estimated that when he was born, he was thrown away, and then the placenta was raised." ”

"Huh?"

He Xiangdong stretched out his hands and said, "Otherwise, why don't you look like a person at all." ”

The audience was shocked and happy to hear it, these people are good enough to lose their mouths, they used to joke with each other often, but they have never been so ruthless.

Yang San said: "Then he is so ugly, it's all up to his father or his mother, how can anyone be so ugly?"

He Xiangdong said: "Who told you that he followed people, and people followed dogs." ”

Yang San grabbed him and stopped: "You are talking nonsense, how can anyone follow a dog?"

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically: "Then you have to ask the, where do I know about the and the dog?"

Yang San was shocked: "Ah, his father let the dog cuckold?"

"Wow. "The audience has exploded, who has ever heard such a powerful way of scolding in recent years, some people think it is novel, and some people think it is a little too much.

He Xiangdong naturally saw the audience's reaction, and he explained: "The audience with sharp ears must have heard it last night, and the person who came to the stage to call Master was the master. ”

Many audiences in the audience ordered him, the stage of the theater and the audience seat are very close, and many people heard and saw what happened last night.

He Xiangdong continued: "That person is my master's former apprentice. There are many kinds of apprentices, and there are people like me who were raised by the master as sons since childhood, and they are called child apprentices. There is also the one who takes the art investment master to learn the skills of my master for a few years, and then works for my master for a few years, which is called an apprentice. There is also a kind of person like the one who rushed up last night, this kind of person is called a criminal, that is, the kind of person who hates my master's immortality. ”

The audience was also taken aback.

Yang San also asked, "What's going on?"

He Xiangdong was furious when he thought about it: "What's going on, what's going on? My master was a well-known big horn a few decades ago, and he was also the number one figure in the quyi troupe, if it weren't for this bastard, would my master have fallen to this point today?"

"You may not know, just a few months ago, my master and I were still performing on the rural road, there was no meal, my master is in his sixties, how many people have retired and pensioned, but my master is still hungry and full of hard work, there is no money for medical treatment, all rely on gambling to die, whoever harms is that bastard. Last night my master was not stunned, but stunned by that bastard. ”

The audience was in an uproar, who would have thought that the story in this was so deep.

Yang San's face was also very ugly, and he also had a fire in his stomach.

After a pause, He Xiangdong continued: "Of course, this is also to blame on my master. ”

"Why?" Yang San asked.

He Xiangdong said: "Blame my master for not picking up this poisonous snake back then, and covering it alive, if he hadn't raised this white-eyed wolf, he would be where he is today." ”

Yang San was silent.

He Xiangdong asked the audience again: "This kind of bastard who deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors and was killed by the heavens, should you scold it?"

"Scolded. "This time the audience was united and the sound was earth-shattering.

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said angrily: "Today, I won't scold him for the birth of one Buddha and the birth of two Buddhas, and I am fucking born of a dog like him." ”

……

It's night, Qian family.

Qian Guosheng said: "I will enter Beijing tomorrow, and it turns out that there are still things that have not been handed over to the unit." ”

The middle-aged woman was packing up his things, and she hesitated, "What about Master...... Or...... Do you want me to check it out? ”

Qian Guosheng paused, smiled bitterly, and said, "Forget it, Master fainted when he saw me yesterday, and he ...... It's better not to disturb his old man, Master...... Master doesn't want to see us. ”

The middle-aged woman put down the work in her hand, she looked at Qian Guosheng, hesitated for a while, and finally decided to ask cautiously: "Old Qian, these years...... You...... Have you ever regretted it?"

Qian Guosheng looked at his wife's plain face, his eyes trembled, a stiff and bitter smile appeared on his face, he bared his teeth like a hideous monster, his expression was terrifying, and after a while, he said with difficulty: "Regret......?" Over the years...... There's not a day I don't regret......"

As soon as the last word fell, tears of remorse rolled down from Qian Guosheng's eyes and smashed on the ground into an irreparable flower.