Chapter 1369 Captain, How Did You Do It (Five Watches)
The group ate, drank and played until midnight before coming back, but they didn't catch much fish, but Xiaoqian came back from Akana and had a preliminary plan in mind.
When he got home, it was already more than one o'clock, and the two boxes of beer Xiaoqian was merciful and didn't let Yu Minglang carry it back, he hugged Xiao Wei, who was asleep on his shoulder, and when he got home, he put the child on the small bed and changed his clothes and diapers, and then paced leisurely into the bedroom.
"Why do you put on this kind of yellow and non-trash mask, which looks similar to Xiao Wei's belly?"
Yu Minglang narrowly dodged the unknown canned cosmetics thrown by Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian had almost forgotten that he used that thing to compare his stalk today, and he remembered it again when he mentioned it.
"Are you done wiping the glass, get out and wipe the glass, don't come back to sleep until you're done!"
"Oh..."Yu Minglang walked out pitifully with a step, and sighed as he took a step.
"Hey, my daughter-in-law doesn't love me anymore, and she doesn't feel sorry for me anymore, I drank and asked me to wipe the glass..."
"Come back!" Xiao Qian didn't really want to bully him, or listened to him make a mistake and scare him.
"I seriously correct you, this mask of mine is a gold mask, it is very expensive and contains gold ingredients, you are not allowed to use those disgusting words to describe my mask, understand?"
"Gold... Daughter-in-law, you won't be poisoned by heavy metals, right?"
Heavy metals, urine, acid, etc., it sounds terrible.
"The biggest poison in me is you Yu Minglang!" Xiao Qian resisted the urge to cut him and waved her hand.
"Hurry up and go to bed! I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow!"
"But my daughter-in-law said that the glass would not let me sleep until it was wiped. "Fingers, poor little cabbage!
"If you are verbose, you really won't let you sleep, I will let you wipe the glass of the whole building!"
With this threat, Yu Minglang didn't dare to speak, and obediently climbed into bed and lay down.
Xiao Qian put on the mask and lay on the bed, thinking about what Aka told her today.
"Tomorrow you give me a look at Aka's sister - forget it, you might as well ask my dad and I'll give him a call. β
Xiao Qian was about to sit up as she spoke, but Yu Minglang pressed her back again.
"It's so late, don't disturb his old man's restβI mean, a quiet rest. I'll ask you tomorrow if there's anything. β
Xiao Qian thought about it, she couldn't always rely on Qi Yuxuan to be obedient to her, and she didn't care about the trouble of time, place and place.
"You're right, it's not bad this time. Xiaoqian praised Minglang, and was about to praise a few more words, but she felt that the mask on her face was taken off by some external force, and then when she opened her eyes, she saw the man who had just been praised carrying her mask and throwing it to the ground in the same way as yesterday.
This, this... What do you mean?!Yesterday's "day" reappeared?!
"Daughter-in-law, I still think that these messy ingredients are unreliable things don't apply to the face, heavy metals are really not good, you really want to beautify and nourish your face, and have a more pure natural original ecological tonic for your husband, which is easier to be absorbed, environmentally friendly and pollution-free, self-produced and self-sold, and it is better to absorb it from the inside and use it according to the course of treatment!
β...β
A second later, Yu Minglang was kicked out of bed.
With a look of grievance, what did he do wrong, thinking about his wife wholeheartedly, always urging his wife to cherish her body and stay away from suspicious products, and support environmental protection, what's wrong with this? !
Xiao Qian threw his pillow down.
"You roll me to Xiao Wei's house and sleep, don't let me see you!"
"But..."What about the use of the course of treatment?"
"Get out, get out, go!"
What kind of evil did she fall into, so that she would want to praise such a man, the second goods with a capital letter from beginning to end!
With deep contempt for Minglang, Xiaoqian slept until dawn, and when she got up, Yu Minglang had already gone to work, because he brought the child over, and Xiaoqian held her chin to see her daughter's innocent sleeping face.
It's so cute.
Fortunately, my daughter only has a face like her father, and if her personality is like that, it will be really scary - wait!
Xiao Qian's eyes swept over the mirror of the dresser, and she was startled by the shocking red on it.
I picked up my glasses from the pillow and put them on, and when I looked at them, I realized that it was someone's love painting.
Xiao Qian got out of bed with trembling hands, ran to the dresser, rubbed her eyes, the red did not disappear, this familiar color, could it be...
Yu Minglang was in an extremely happy mood, and the subordinates who worked with him could see it.
"Captain morning!"
"Morning, your crazy soap was sent back?"
"Thanks to you, I'm sending it back. This person happened to be the unlucky brother-in-law of Liu Lan, the crazy woman who ran to Xiaoqian's house to make trouble before, and he was refreshed when he sent away the plague god, and he was grateful to Yu Minglang, a great benefactor.
"The captain is in a good mood today?"
Belch... Being kicked out of bed by his daughter-in-law is naturally not very honorable, and it is not enough for outsiders, but Yu Minglang can't help but feel a little proud when he thinks of his feat this morning.
"It's okay, your sister-in-law has a very big temper these days, I thought of a little trick to coax her, it is estimated that she will be in the family music can't close her mouth, hey, live a life, isn't everyone happy, if this hostess is stable and happy every day, the family is naturally harmonious. β
This remark came out of Yu Minglang's mouth, not only high-end atmosphere and grade, but also low-key luxury and connotation!
His subordinates who listened to it were in awe, worthy of being the captain!
This consciousness is high!
"Captain, what do you do, can you teach me a thing or two, my daughter-in-law is not very happy these days, my sister-in-law has done enough for her, my daughter-in-law is narrow-minded, I also want to coax her!"
Yu Minglang was extremely proud when he heard this, "Actually, it's quite simple, doesn't this woman have lipstick, you just use her lipstick to write two sentences on the mirror for her, make sure she is tearful and moved after reading it, this is romance! Marriage must not lose romance, and you can't forget your original intention because of trivial life!"
God, worship you, brother! His subordinates looked at Yu Ming's eyes with countless little stars, he really deserved to be the captain, these people with a master's degree just understand life, look at other people's days!
"Captain, where did you learn from?"
β... Why do you ask so much!"
Reading comics, will the captain tell you?
Hmph, presumably the daughter-in-law must be very moved to see herself so romantic, according to the daughter-in-law's character of rewards and punishments, she will definitely be warmly praised after going back today, Yu Minglang thinks about those praised pictures, and feels that she is too wise.
The daughter-in-law will definitely love him more!
Not really.
In fact, Xiao Qian was now holding the lipstick that she had left, and all kinds of methods to destroy Xiao Qiang flashed in her head.
Stomped on him, threw him upstairs with his legs, sprinkled croton in the cup he drank from...