Chapter 249: Don't Deceive People Too Much (Four More Requests for Subscription)
This time, Guanyin couldn't help it.
A wicker suddenly appeared in his hand, and he directly pumped Sun Xiaokong's body.
Bang Bang Bang!
This guy, Sun Xiaokong, who was pumping, jumped up immediately, a little painful,.
However, Sun Xiaokong said that he was happy and painful.
Guanyin, who was running wildly, just slapped Sun Xiaokong a few times, and then suddenly his face changed: "I'm telling you one last time, I'm Bodhi Ancestor, I'm an immortal, understand?"
Sun Xiaokong nodded and replied weakly: "I understand, you are an immortal, you are your mother." ”
Guanyin's face was gloomy in an instant, and a ball of mana in his hand sucked Sun Xiaokong into his hand, pinched Sun Xiaokong's neck, and said angrily:
"Don't deceive people too much. ”
Sun Xiaokong: ???
For a while, Sun Xiaokong was also convinced, and his mother sold batches!
You pinched my neck, pinched me breathlessly, and said I shouldn't go too far?
Who's going to do it?
"The routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 100. ”
Guanyin at this time, he was also angry with Sun Xiaokong, and he even gave him what he was here for.
And in the air, Rulai at this time also hurriedly transmitted the sound and scriptures to Guanyin, so that she calmed down.
In this regard, Rulai is also convinced.
This Sun Xiaokong is inevitably too annoying, right?
Guanyin listened to the sound of the scriptures coming into her ears and gradually calmed down.
Then he let go of Sun Xiaokong's neck and said, "Don't talk now, listen to me." ”
"Those two women are monsters, they are all here to harm you, and you are the Monkey King Sun Xiaokong. ”
"Five hundred years ago, I listened to the decree of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and was ordered to protect Tang Sanzang to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, but on the way, he joined forces with the Bull Demon King to eat Tang Sanzang. ”
"If the Buddha is angry, he will put you to death, it is your master Tang Sanzang who sacrificed himself for others and chose to sacrifice himself to save your life. ”
"The immortals and Buddhas were moved by Tang Sanzang's behavior, so the Buddha decided to give you another chance, hoping that you can change your past mistakes, realize self-sacrifice, sacrifice small love, and achieve great love..."
"Do you understand?"
Sun Xiaokong nodded seriously and said, "I understand, you are a psychopath... Hehe. ”
it!
Guanyin was angry, raised his head, and looked at the sky outside the window, as if asking Rulai, "Can I hack him to death?"
I saw Guanyin take a deep breath again, endure his anger again, and take out an object from his body and say: "You see that this is a demon mirror, as long as you take a look at those two female goblins, you can understand." ”
In other words, Sun Xiaokong was a little stunned at this time.
This plot seems to be right, not much different.
But...
Shouldn't Guanyin come to match herself with Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang?
It's obviously against the original routine to do this now.
What is the purpose?
It's a bit brain-burning.
Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong silently, which was a temporary sigh of relief.
Sun Xiaokong took the demon mirror, and then looked at himself, a little confused.
I saw that in the demon mirror, a handsome golden retriever monkey appeared, which was his earliest demon body.
But...
It's a complete mess of the plot.
For a while, the more Sun Xiaokong thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong...
Oh no.
The purpose of Rulai is to make himself miserable and remorseful, so he will not consider anything reasonable or unreasonable at all.
As long as the purpose is achieved.
"Then in your opinion, what should I do?" Sun Xiaokong looked at Guanyin and asked.
Guanyin replied lightly: "I don't know." ”
Sun Xiaokong: ???
At this time, Sun Xiaokong is also in pain, you haven't arranged the plot, why should I let me act?
How do you reverse the routine?
Ru Director: Time is urgent, so write the script while shooting.
After thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong looked at Guanyin and said, "Then since you are an immortal, why do you still want to tell me, wouldn't it be good to subdue those two female goblins by yourself?"
Guanyin was also speechless for a while, and said in his heart: "You ask me, who am I asking? ”
After hesitating, Sun Xiaokong thought: "If you don't think this will work, tonight's third watch, I will call out to the brothers of the Axe Gang, and you will charge." ”
"Let's go and kill those two goblins together, okay?"
Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, looked at Sun Xiaokong and nodded slightly, "Maybe... Okay!"
"Okay, that's it. ”
"You wait here, I'll go and discuss with my brothers, tonight's third watch, let's get rid of these two female goblins together. ”
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong really went to find a group of robbers.
This group of robbers also sat in one place, eating meat and drinking wine.
How to say it, the plot needs.
The most important thing is that there is no time to lose.
On the third watch that night, Sun Xiaokong held an axe in his hand, took Guanyin and a group of robbers, and quietly touched the downstairs where Chun Sanniang and Bai Jingjing lived.
I saw Sun Xiaokong hand Guanyin a machete, and said with a serious face: "Since you are an immortal, then this important task will be handed over to you." ”
"What about you?" Guanyin said a little speechlessly.
"Of course we're cheering you on, let's go!" Sun Xiaokong said seriously.
Guanyin sighed, and was convinced.
What should I do?
How do you feel like you're out of tune?
So, Guanyin thought about it, or forget it.
Mom sells batches... The old lady is no longer playing.
Who knows how to act...
So, Guanyin quietly touched it with a machete by himself, walked to a place where no one was, and then flew away directly.
In this regard, Guanyin said, dead monkey, please your mother's, wait slowly.
in the sky.
Ru watched Guanyin come back and didn't say anything.
He already had a new arrangement in his heart, and after a while, he directly arranged for the Bull Demon King to pull him down.
Let the Bull Demon King directly arrest Sun Xiaokong, and see what kind of attitude Sun Xiaokong has towards Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang.
And the other side.
Sun Xiaokong and a group of robbers waited silently...
After waiting for a long time, everyone also found that there was no movement on this floor.
What's the situation?
"Helper, you've been watching it for so long, and there's not any movement on it, do you want to go and take a look?" said the second master beside Sun Xiaokong.
Sun Xiaokong listened to the words of the second master, nodded seriously and said, "Good idea, it's up to you to go upstairs and have a look!"
"Go, don't go, I'll poke you with a sword. ”
The second master was also stunned, shook his head and said, "Let's still wait." ”
In other words, at this time, Sun Xiaokong had already thought that the eight achievements of Guanyin had run away.
This guy...
The more Sun Xiaokong thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became.
I was actually put on the table,!
Looking at everyone, Sun Xiaokong opened his mouth and said: "Napu, your old mother immortal is estimated to have been hung up, and everyone has withdrawn." Operation cancelled tonight. ”
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong was ready to go back to sleep.
Shout!
I saw a flash of white light, but it was the spider silk spit out by Chun Thirty Niang, and Sun Xiaokong was directly arrested.
Bandits: ???