The relationship between this kid and the goddess was really unusual, and after seeing Hela hold Evenson under her arm, Malik became more and more sure of his suspicions.

Because in his concept, this kind of behavior is a very intimate action, even if Asgard is arrogant, this difference between men and women must always be more exquisite. Of course, there is still another possibility, that is, the goddess is angry, on the verge of the collapse of reason, and can no longer take care of the difference between men and women.

Malik, however, felt that was unlikely. Because Evenson had just helped the goddess develop his own group of believers, how could he be angry if he had this kind of credit before the goddess was happy? But even so, to be given this kind of commendation, the relationship between them is definitely not ordinary.

It must be like this, you see that kid is not in shape now, and he dares to tilt his neck to speak to the goddess, can this be an ordinary relationship?

"I said you really don't have the strength to keep the door open. Evenson crooked his neck and snorted, to be honest, he didn't want to do this, wasn't it just now that Hela had to fall off his neck with his neck, and now it hurts when he moves, "Isn't it just a matter of dressing, are you so ruthless?"

"It's not a matter of dressing, I asked you to develop believers, and you ended up finding me such a baby bear?" Hela looked very dissatisfied with his eyes, "And he actually dares to wear fur, I hate it when others wear fur in front of me!"

"Hmm... Oh..."This long pain is better than a short pain, Evenson gritted his teeth and closed his eyes and brought his neck back, and then rubbed his face fiercely, alas, I didn't expect Hela to smell under her arm, and it was fucking spicy beef!

This rubs his head and face without saying anything, and smells that he is hungry, could it be that this is an alternative beauty and food?

"You hate fur? I thought the Asgardians liked it. Evenson shook his neck twice with difficulty, and suddenly felt a lot more comfortable. However, Hela's hatred of fur surprised him, for it was a heroic fashion for a martial man to eat his flesh and sleep on his skin, and he remembered that Sif had a thick fur coat.

And when she was stranded on the earth, she never forgot the bearskin mat, and brought it with her when she left. It is said that if it weren't for the timely arrest of the people from S.H.I.E.L.D., she would have wanted to go to the wilderness of Siberia to survive and hunt bears, and she almost became a woman who dominated the top of the food chain in the great wilderness.

"The opposition exists at all times, and I was the initiator of the Anti-Fur Society in Asgard, and I was the one who held all the positions of president and vice president!"

Evenson rolled his eyes, you just said that you were the only one in that association back then!

"And I had already made a decision that the first decree after my accession to the throne would be the complete abolition of fur throughout the territory of Asgard and its domains. ”

No wonder you failed to rebel back then, it turns out that in addition to the difference in strength, there are also unpopular reasons.

"So to wear fur in front of me is a great disrespect. Hela glanced at Malik, who was kneeling below, "Fortunately, he is wearing a bearskin, if he dares to wear a wolfskin, Fenrir is below, I would have stabbed him to death with a sword." ”

Fenrir the demon wolf, in Norse mythology, is Hela's brother, but this is obviously nonsense. But the relationship between Hela and Fenrir is indeed like brothers, because Fenrir is Hela's ****... Ahh

Hela used to be a charging general, and the closest thing to her was nothing more than the comrades next to her and the mount under her crotch. She and her soldiers have established a bond beyond life and death, and they can be trusted with that demon wolf, even to the point of heart-to-heart.

Perhaps it is for this reason that Hela, who is mounted on the control, is so disgusted with fur products. If one's mount dies, it would be incompetent cowardly to put its skin on one's body to show that it is still with oneself. For me, death cannot separate us!

"This is considered my negligence..."Evenson didn't expect Hela to control his mount to such an extent, "but you too, you don't have any requirements for your followers' clothing, so I can only make my own decisions." ”

"It's as quibbling as usual!" Although this is the second time they have met, Hela is still very impressed by Evenson's kung fu, "It's all your responsibility, why do such superfluous things, if you hadn't made them dress up like this, there wouldn't be what they are now." ”

"I'm sorry about that. But it is an indispensable preparation for the ceremony. Evenson sneered, "The resolute preparation before the ceremony, as well as other tedious processes, are all essential etiquette!"

Note that this so-called etiquette is not meant to be pleasing to your eyes, but rather to reinforce your authority. The more prepared the ceremony, the more solemn the ceremony will be. The more complicated the etiquette between the upper and lower levels, the more obvious the difference between the upper and lower levels, so this etiquette is not a polite to you, but an emphasis on their respective classes, and a reminder that they should never forget their duties!"

"Hmph, you think I really don't understand this?" Hela snorted coldly, "Etiquette is class, you think I don't understand this? ”

"I am not one of those stupid kings of the mortal world, nor am I one of those gods imagined by humans. I am the goddess who brings death to the world, and I have absolute power, which means that I have absolute authority, and I don't need all those boring things to consolidate something. ”

"It's simple, kneel down to me, or you'll die. It doesn't have to be that complicated. ”

"Are you tired? If you have nothing to do, you can show your absolute strength, are you tired? If you have nothing to do, you are tired of emphasizing your authority to others?" Evenson sighed and said, "If you don't want to do that, you can only let those boring things invisibly remind others of your authority all the time." ”

It's like someone saying that the emperor has absolute authority as long as he holds military power, and everything else doesn't matter. But you can't pull your own soldiers out to parade through the streets every day, and the country can't fight every day. So I have to use the etiquette that doesn't consume anything, but reminds the respective classes all the time.

Moreover, mystery is also essential to God. You must always maintain an unfathomable appearance, once you leak the bottom and are seen through, then other people's awe of you will be relatively reduced. ”

"Heh... You know a lot about that. Hela pouted, it was a wonderful experience to be a god herself, but to be taught how to be a god by a mortal.

"Are you questioning my profession?" said Evenson, looking very upset, very solemnly, "I'm a professional who has taught systems theory by correspondence!"

Warlock Spells, Warlock Professional Ethics Outline, Essay No. 003, on how to be a successful magic stick.

"Okay, okay. Hela rolled her eyes helplessly, but she suddenly smiled, "Since you emphasize etiquette so much, then I will humbly accept it." She straightened her posture and looked up slightly at Evenson, "Then you come to me, are you going to bow as we have promised, or are you going to kneel like you did last time?" ”

Evenson's expression froze, this pit he dug himself was exhausted... I won't jump off!" You don't want to open a pot and mention whether it's good or not, I said that I didn't want to kneel last time, it was... That's—" Evenson rolled his eyes and thought urgently about what he had used last time, "Oh yes, last time I made my clothes too big and accidentally tripped over them!"

Evenson felt panicked when he mentioned this, last time he didn't kneel, and he had a rare hard fight with Hella for 300 rounds, and finally got the recognition of others that he didn't need to kneel, but as a result, he was tired and out of strength, and he knelt down as soon as he stood up and his legs fluttered.

"And you see that I made an oversized gift last time, which is definitely not appropriate for you to come back, so I just give it this time. ”

"Hmph—" Hela sneered twice, but she didn't let it go. Although she accepted Evenson's words, her perspective did not change, and she did not like to care about the people who were recognized by her.

"Forget it, I'd better take a look at the group of believers you've found for me. Hela turned to look at Malik below. Evenson whispered, "This is the leader of the family I mentioned to you last time, and the girl next to him is his daughter, and... I'm grooming him to make her the executioner of this organization. ”

"Executioner, interesting—" Hela couldn't help but glance at Stephanie. Then she stepped forward and prepared to go on.

"What are you doing?!" But before Hela's feet could be lifted, Evenson hurriedly stepped forward and stopped her, "I just said that God wants to be mysterious, do you really not understand or are you pretending not to understand?"

Evenson said in an angry tone, "If it weren't for the sake of holding their hearts, it would have been an arrogance to let them face you directly this time!

Of course, there is also the most important point that Evenson didn't say, you are now covered in grease and twist with the smell of spices, and the stain on your cloak, dare you use it to wipe your mouth all the time, right?!

"Trespassing—" Hela savored this, but raised her hand to Evenson, "Your actions just now can be considered trespassing." ”

"No, no, no," Evenson shook his head again and again, quibbling, "the one I just did was an admonition!"

"And what do you think we should do now?" Hela crossed her hands and made a look like she was on top of Malik below, but asked Evenson at the same time.

"First of all, you have to get a throne here..."As soon as Evenson's words fell, he saw Hela wave his hand, and several large swords flew over at the same time, piecing together a pitch-black throne, and Hela sat down with majesty, "And then?"

"Then, you just keep it like this, just let me pass on something, and you don't need to talk to them directly. ”

Hela nodded, and when she saw her lips lightly open, Evenson shouted to the below, "The goddess thinks you've made a respectful gesture, so get even!"

"Thank you Goddess for your grace!" Hearing this, Malik was really pardoned, after all, he has always been pampered, and he is not young, it is too sinful to let him kneel on such a hard stone ground for so long.

He staggered as he got up, but fortunately Stephanie was quick to hold him up. What a noble goddess this is, and as a mortal, she can only prostrate herself on the ground, and she is not even qualified to hear her voice.

Then he looked at Evenson with some envy and even a hint of jealousy, you kid robbed me of my job! In the future, this messenger for the goddess and shouted that I must come to the job!

"The Goddess is very pleased with your willingness to abandon false beliefs and convert to the true God, and has decided to reward you. ”

"Huh?" Hearing this, Malik and the others immediately knelt down again, this time the person was much more reliable than the original one!But Hela looked at Evenson in a daze, and it was not what I said just now, "What are you doing?"

Evenson turned his head sideways and whispered, "This is the first time we met, and we have to give a little bit of a meeting gift." Otherwise, how can you make people follow you with all their hearts. ”

"I also commend them?" Hela raised her eyebrows, "Come and see that I didn't even bring a single sacrifice, and asked me to reward them?!"

"Sacrifices should be offered by believers on their own initiative, and it would be a very cheap thing for God to open his mouth and take care of people's homes directly. ”

"I don't care!" Hela tilted her head to the side very unreasonably, I just ate the last grain reserve, if you don't refill it, no one will think about it!

But Evenson persuaded her back in a word: "Don't worry, you think I'll be as careless as them, I'll take it with you, and I'll put it down for you when they can't see it when you turn back, it's enough for you to get out of prison." ”

"Hmm..."I saw Hela's expression immediately turn from anger to joy, and even licked the corner of her mouth with her tongue happily, "As a monarch, you should be humble and admonished, if you say praise, then praise." Pure water and gas canisters, right?"

Evenson nodded, "And this time I've added a few more flavors to make sure you enjoy it." ”

"Uh-huh..."Hela almost didn't laugh out loud, but what no one expected was that she suddenly raised her hand and threw a flying sword, which hit Stephanie's heart below.

Everyone present was shocked, and even Evenson was stunned. Malik even pounced directly, but saw that there was not a drop of blood coming out of Stephanie's body, and the flying sword suddenly shattered into particles and merged into Stephanie's body.

"Thank you, Lady Goddess, for your kindness. And after a short period of fright, Stephanie found that the place where she was stabbed by the sword did not hurt or hurt, but after the sword was integrated into her body, she suddenly had a little more realization in her mind, and suddenly felt that she had... Man and sword in one!

"What are you?" asked Evenson, unexplained.

"Nothing. Hela leaned back to the seat next to her, "I just gave that little girl some of my swordsmanship." It's just a common rank in my army back then... Well, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Hehe..."The corners of Evenson's mouth twitched, "The commendation I just said was just about to go down and say two beautiful words to praise them, and you actually gave it back to the real thing?!"

It's strange to say, everyone I know is more generous to others, but more than one to oneself, does this mean that life is like a mirror, when you pick at it, it will also pick at you.

Evenson shook his head, and then replied, "The goddess has bestowed grace, and Stephanie has been promoted to the noble Hylagar, becoming a member of the Goddess's army, so... Honor your glorious grace!"