Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Funny Class Teacher (Three Watches)
"I found out that there is only one female classmate in our class? Isn't this a little too embarrassing? Let me take a roll call first, if there are any brave people who dare not come to the first class meeting! This is also the first collision that you can be familiar with each other, please use your brain that can be admitted to the university, and remember the names and characteristics of your classmates as much as possible!
Remember, don't bully my memory, and if you do, figure out the consequences yourself;
Of course, what I'm more curious about now is, if there is a classmate who hasn't arrived, then does he know that there are no beautiful women in our class? Of course, I'm not talking about the only female classmate in the front row, although you wear sunglasses, but those who wear sunglasses are generally not very confident in themselves or are stars, so you must be a beauty!"
"Haha......"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
"Wow......"
This homeroom teacher, named Yeli, used a relatively 'young' language to get closer to the students as soon as he came, and he didn't have the impression of a stern homeroom teacher who was completely fixed in the eyes of some people.
Yeli just looked at it with a smile and didn't stop it, and it took about half a minute for the classroom to be quiet.
"The adrenaline has gone down, and I'm starting to call names...... , Gou Chenggui ......"
"Here!"
"Xu Hu ......"
"To ......"
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"Wang Xueyao ......"
"To ......" Wang Xueyao stood up, and the cute Lori sounded.
In an instant, there was a buzz in the classroom, and it was obvious that no matter whether the others remembered each other or not, it was certain that the whole class had already remembered Wang Xueyao's name, just because she was the only girl.
And don't forget her natural voice passive blessing, the effect is just for men, especially men who are already in turmoil, secretly most of them have already shown respect to her Shi Geng, but she just doesn't know.
"Hongtian ......"
"To ......"
……
"Okay, it seems that none of the classmates are absent, it turns out that there is really a female classmate in our class! Legend has it that our computer department is a couple of three pairs of friends, in our class, this theorem seems to be broken, I should say that you are lucky, because no one will distract your attention, I found that even if I stood up by name to answer, the eyes are always on the back of Wang Xueyao, this is very impolite, you know? If you want to see it, you have to look at it openly, for example, please eat an ice cream or something on such a hot day and sit next to it and watch it slowly, how can you be so unconfident as a college student?" Yeli smiled.
"......" Wang Xueyao's face was full of black lines, and she felt that the feeling of being like a man's back was even hotter.
"Well, I want you to understand that you fight for everything! The second item is selected below, the selection of class cadres, of course, this time is not formal, the university pays attention to freedom and fairness, and when you come back from military training to study for a period of time, then you will vote on the formal class cadres; because everyone is not too familiar with each other at present, so I will temporarily designate a class cadre according to my own ideas, if the classmates I designated do not want to temporarily assume the position I designated, you can put it forward, if you don't put it forward, I will be your acquiescence, and then please use your own brain to think of a short speech, so that you will not be too embarrassed when you introduce yourself。
Well, first of all, the squad leader is the squad leader who is in charge of the overall situation; I think, in addition to the leadership ability, the most important thing is to be able to communicate well with all the students; therefore, I personally think that you can enter the boys' dormitory, so that you dare not beat her, dare not scold her, dare not disobey, otherwise Wang Xueyao, the only female classmate who will be besieged by the group, is very suitable, what do you think?"
"Good!"
"Yay......"
"Papapa......" The table came out.
Wang Xueyao opened her mouth and wanted to refuse, but thinking about her beliefs, she finally acquiesced.
With her unique experience as a man, she still doesn't believe that she can't clean up a bunch of little men whose puberty has not passed.
"Well, it seems that Wang Xueyao has acquiesced, so hurry up and think about the speech, the following is the candidate for the secretary of the Youth League, and the secretary of the Youth League is ...... as the person who assists the class leader in managing class affairs; If I randomly instruct a door where I am afraid that I will not be able to get out of the class by waiting for the next step, what do you say? I found that letting the only female classmate be the class president is a big hole that I dug for myself!"
"Don't, don't, don't ...... the secretary of the regiment"
"Yes, yes, yes, don't be a secretary of the league, we won't make trouble for the squad leader......"
"Don't, don't, don't ......"
Yeli pressed down with both hands, and said loudly: "Quiet, I'm still very democratic, don't let everyone say don't! But I still have to ask for the opinion of the temporary squad leader, after all, I can't tire a female classmate, right? If she has a crush on any of you, then there is no need to fight for the rest." ”
"......" Everyone was silent, and their hearts couldn't help but suffer from gains and losses.
"Teacher, forget it, I'll do it......" Wang Xueyao got up and said.
"OK, then, here's ......"
……
"Then, I would like to invite our squad leader to speak on stage...... Ye Li stepped aside and took the lead in applauding.
The loud applause resounded for half a minute and did not stop, Wang Xueyao had already stood on the podium, and at this time took off her glasses and hung them on her collar.
In an instant, all the voices in the classroom were gone, and they were all staring at Wang Xueyao.
The moment some of Shi's more respectful classmates saw Wang Xueyao's immature face, a strong sense of shame suddenly rose in their hearts, and they felt that they were committing a crime, and of course some were even more excited.
"The black hair doesn't know how to study early, and the white head regrets studying late! The industry is good at diligence and is ridiculous at playing, and the line is successful in thinking and ruined at will! Life is diligent, don't ask for anything?" The faint cute children's voice sounded unhurriedly.
Wang Xueyao's face is serious, of course, in the eyes of others, her face is full of cuteness.
"My speech is actually just a few dozen words, and it's over, but I have a question now, that is, what are you going to college for? I'm not asking you to answer this question, I'll answer you right away!"
Wang Xueyao raised her right hand and stretched out three fingers as she spoke: "First, money, second, power! Third, you are beautiful women or friends in your own eyes! Whether you want to be a scientist, a biologist, a software development, website construction, maintenance, hackers, etc., these are just processes, but the final results are money, power, beauties and friends!"
We are all college students, let's not talk about the ideal of kindergarten, at that time it was a real ideal, but also a very weak ideal, now we are talking about reality!
You like me, it's not that I'm narcissistic, what I see in your eyes is the truth, which also confirms the third beauty and friends, of course, these three are not in order, everyone's hobbies are different, or all three love. But here comes my question again......"