Chapter Seventy-Three: Ordering Tens of Thousands of Horses to Rush to the Rescue
"The food is all packed up, right?" Although General Li's cultivation is not high, because he has more daily contact with Zhu Fatzi, he can judge from the other party's footsteps who came to the front of the meeting hall, so he asked.
"It's all packed. ”
"That's good. ”
General Li thought that Zhu Fatzi was here to report the meal to him, so he waved his hand with the back of his big hand outward, signaling Yang Li to retreat, but Zhu Fatman shook his figure and refused to leave in hesitation.
"Is there anything else?" General Li asked with obvious impatience, because this time the prince had already ordered him to rush to the Sword Pavilion by tomorrow morning at the latest, under the pretense of the emperor's order, and if the fighter plane was delayed, he would be fully responsible.
General Lee was asking at this time to worry about this matter. Imagine that the Sword Pavilion isolation cluster is more than 300 miles away, even if it is a light cavalry, it is impossible to arrive tomorrow morning.
If at the speed of a hundred miles per march, this may be the limit that the infantry can reach, then there should also be a time limit of 3 days to reach the Sword Pavilion, it seems that the prince must have held a grudge against him for not attending the princess's birthday last time.
But on that day, he had already asked someone to bring rich gifts, but he didn't expect that the prince still held a grudge. But all the generals in the imperial court know that the prince is the biggest, so the people who greet him in front of the prince's mansion are like carp crossing the river, and he holds the heavy army of Gyeonggi like General Li, but because of the "absurd" reason of "not daring to leave his post without permission", he did not go to the palace to congratulate him in person, which is really different.
No, this incident has not happened for half a month, and the "shoes" have been sent over like this, and what is even worse is that this time the prince may use the excuse of this unfavorable dispatch of troops to get rid of the thorn in his eye, who told him to listen to the prince's orders is not very refreshing.
Thinking of this, General Li didn't feel that his old face was gloomy, and he raised his head and let out a long sigh, but other than that, he didn't know who to complain to about the resentment in his heart.
At this time, the big fat man Zhu who he usually trusted, hesitated in front of the meeting hall, and he didn't know what important military affairs this big fat man had to report to him.
Maybe the big fat man wanted to ask, what kind of dishes are better to cook for dinner? General Li waved his hand again, and four words popped out from his throat: "Sweet and sour carp." ”
This dish is a dish that General Li usually loves very much, and he must order this dish whenever he is high, and he must order a stupid dish whenever he is bored.
"General, no, I'm not here to cook!" "Then what are you here for?" General Li was upset in his heart, and his tone was mixed with reproach, thinking about it, what can you do as a firehead soldier?
"General Li, is our army going to the Sword Pavilion now?" General Li nodded in surprise, feeling that the fire head soldier was a big fat man, and it was really strange that there was no such thing as frying materials.
"Is it true that His Majesty the Emperor has asked our army to arrive at the Sword Pavilion by tomorrow morning at the latest?
General Li nodded again, the big fat man, as a person beside him, even gave him his three meals a day with complete confidence, of course, half of his henchmen. Therefore, General Li did not plan to hide it, and pricked up his ears to listen carefully to what the big fat man had planned.
After all, now he does not dare to guarantee that he will be able to complete such a demanding military task.
"I'll take the initiative now," the big fat man suddenly knelt down on one knee and saluted with his hands crossed.
"Go down. ”
"I took the initiative to ask Ying, and rushed to the aid of the Sword Pavilion, if I can't do it, please deal with it by military law. ”
General Li looked at a few cases ago, fell down and bowed to the big fat man weighing more than 800 catties, and after being silent for a while, he laughed out loud, and wiped his tears for a long time, and said quietly:
"Do you know how heavy you are? The strongest horse in our barracks can't pull you. If you want to go to the Sword Pavilion, it's okay to ask for a warrior of more than 100 catties, how can you go quickly with your figure?"
Zhu Da Fat Man was embarrassed by General Li's laughter, in the eyes of everyone, is he so unbearable?
According to the theory of cultivation, even if Zhu Da Fat Man hurried to the Sword Pavilion slowly and methodically, even if he went on foot, because of his contemplation cultivation, he could also arrive within a day, but his cultivation aura had been restrained by him, and the entire huge military camp, tens of thousands of people, I am afraid that only Yang Lihe and Yidao could see his details, but this matter could not be clear to General Li, how to convince General Li to agree to him to go to the Sword Pavilion, but there was still another reason, a sufficient reason.
Zhu Da Fat suddenly lowered his head, as if he had made up his mind, and when he raised his head again, he came up with such a reason: "The general treats me well on weekdays, the so-called raising soldiers for one day and using soldiers for a while, if I don't come out at this moment, it is not raised by my parents."
There is a treasure passed down from my ancestors that can support me to arrive at the Sword Pavilion before tomorrow morning, and it will never delay the general's military affairs. ”
General Li has never seen a big fat man bragging, so he already has some half-faith in his words, but he feels that Zhu Da Fat Man will not be a problem if he goes alone, so he then asked: "What's the use of you after you go?!"
The meaning couldn't be clearer, that is, even if your son arrives at the Sword Pavilion, he is just a person, even if you weigh more than 800 catties, you can top three, but you are only resisting three in weight, in addition, you are just going to die, can you do anything significant?!
"The general doesn't know, my cousin recently came to visit me, his cultivation is already unattainable, and he can go with me to resist the Tang army. And His Majesty's will is very clear, I must go to the vanguard and arrive early the next morning, otherwise you will be dealt with by military law. Therefore, the general sent me and my cousin as the vanguard to the castle of the Sword Pavilion on the second morning, which is the fulfillment of His Majesty's will, and although such a march will not reduce the general's guilt, your guilt may be lessened at that time. There's no way around it!"
Although the big fat man Zhu was fat, he couldn't help but be impressed by General Li today, so General Li stood up from behind a few cases, and excitedly pressed the left and right shoulders of the big fat man with two big hands like a fan, and then said with an expectant look in his eyes:
"I can't imagine that I only think of you as a cook on weekdays, but today it seems that you have become my advisor and my vanguard. It's up to you.
But how many people do you have to take with you this time, I'm afraid that you haven't brought troops with you on weekdays, and those guys won't obey your orders!"
"The general can rest assured, my fat man will go here without a single soldier. Not for anything else, because my family's magic weapon can't carry those individuals. ”
"Oh, oh, oh~ No, I forgot. ”
General Li was a little embarrassed, he usually lined up his troops, ordered troops on the battlefield, and ordered a certain general to lead some soldiers to kill the enemy, but now as his vanguard, it turned out to be a fat man, or he took his cousin and two people to go, which was contrary to his habit of giving orders to generals on weekdays.
"Come and bring wine!" General Li was very happy because Zhu Da Fat Man relieved him of the siege, and the baby shouted loudly, "Come and get wine", one is to find an outlet for the boredom in his heart. The second is to make a big fat boy for Zhu
"I don't need to drink because of the military emergency, I'll take my cousin to the Sword Pavilion!"
Although Zhu Da Fat Man slapped his chest loudly, but he didn't have the bottom in his heart, if he didn't buy time to go back and discuss with his general, I was afraid that after he failed, he would even be deprived of his qualification to be a firehead soldier here, and at that time, I am afraid that he would not be able to explain to His Majesty, so he wanted to go back in a hurry.
"Eh~ Eh, why hesitate when the husband acts, everything will not delay much time if you drink a glass of wine. "General Li is usually very bold, so his offer to drink has already gone out, so some soldiers came in with two wine jars.
"Drink a bowl and come back quickly. Suddenly, a voice suddenly sounded in the sea of the big fat man's divine consciousness, this was Yang Li's voice, she was afraid that the big fat man Zhu would go alone to ask for help, and might be stopped by someone, so she released her divine sense and instructed him.
Now that the generals have spoken, how can Zhu Da Fat not drink it. So after he and General Li touched the wine jar each other, he tilted his neck and poured half of the jar of wine, and then with a heroic expression, he scratched the corner of his mouth with his greasy sleeve, squatted the half jar of wine aside, and said loudly: "I'm going now." Farewell General!"
"Wait!After you arrive at the Sword Pavilion this time, how do you get in touch with the garrison there?!"
Yes, Originally, His Majesty the Emperor ordered tens of thousands of horses to gallop to help, and one person could go with another person, and the garrison there did not know you, would he arrest you as a spy of the Tang Army?
"When His Majesty gave the order, he once brought a talisman with him. This talisman is actually half a piece, and the other half is in the hand of the Sword Pavilion guard, Zheng You bring this thing with you, and when you arrive at the Sword Pavilion, you can fight against the guards there, so that people will believe in your identity. ”
It is really worthy of being a general for a while, and he thought about it carefully and understood that Zhu Da Fat not only secretly admired it in his heart, but then took the talisman token from General Li's hand with a serious face, and then turned around, and wanted to go to the kitchen where he did his daily work.
Because of the excessive movement, his body is relatively wide, so his sleeves are on the branches of a tree next to him, because he is in a hurry, Zhu Da Fat didn't care, just shook his sleeves, and after making a big cut on his clothes, he turned around in a hurry!
After General Li watched his back disappear, he looked at a section of the sleeve left by Li Fat Man on the tree branch, and shook his head unconsciously, thinking that this time he transferred troops and sent generals, I am afraid it will be a helpless move in his life to march and fight, think about it, a person who usually only makes a fire to cook, and leaves in such a hurry after receiving the talisman, can he bring good news to General Li? The fat man is back, I guess it's done!"
Yang Li smiled unconsciously, he had already seen it clearly in the detection of his divine sense.
"Sure enough, as the general expected, General Li sent me as the vanguard officer of the front department. We can now leave for the Sword Pavilion. ”
The big fat man hasn't come back yet, and the voice has already reached Yang Li's side, of course, it is forced into a line, and only a few of them can hear it clearly.
"How do you get there?, could it be that you can find a sturdy horse in the barracks that can carry such a heavy weight as the front Seal Pioneer Officer?!"
General Yang Li heard General Li's words just now, and told them in a joking tone, originally out of the heart of a young man, simply ridiculing, but listening to the fat man, it was like a thunderbolt, he felt that the general might not believe him enough, so he just leaned out his divine sense to "check", and then he was still using such words to test, so he stood on the spot a little dazed, and he didn't know whether it was better to go in or not.
"Everything is laughter, so why should you be cautious everywhere. Yang Li realized that the joke just now might be a little heavy in the ears of the big fat man, so he slowed down his tone, comforted him, and then continued: "Do you have anything else to pack here? If not, we will leave immediately." ”
When the big fat man heard this, he was relieved to enter the kitchen, and then walked around inside, and found that there were no important items to take with him, but he just took the peerless war knife in his hand, and then Zheng Li faced Yang Li: "Everything is ready, please order the general to pull it out." ”
There are only three of them, so why do they need the general to issue an order to pull out. Yang Li felt that it might be a big fat man and didn't know how to arrive at the Sword Pavilion tomorrow morning, so he reminded Yang Li to show his means of travel in this way. That's it, with his 800-pound body, where to find a war horse with infinite strength to carry him?!
If your general can't come up with a convincing means of travel at this time, then how can you be in the position of a general. You must know that the position of a general is a high-ranking position that can lead the Wanxiong Division.
"Let's go out openly first, and then everything depends on me, pull out!" Yang Li faced the two subordinates and officially issued an order.
Yang Limai took the lead in front with open steps, and then led Yidao and Zhu Fatzi to line up in the shape of "Pin", and walked out of the barracks from Yuanmen openly.
They all had solemn expressions on their faces, marching at a uniform pace, especially Zhu Da Fatzi, who had the intention of serving the country and sacrificing his life, so he walked extremely heavy, and his body of more than 800 catties shook the entire military camp.
There was no obstacle along the way, and everyone knew that this big fat man was a popular person next to General Li, so they thought that he might have received some secret order from General Li, so they didn't check the tokens in their hands, so they let them out so easily.
On the other hand, almost all the soldiers in the barracks were mobilized, ready to go one by one, and were busy rushing to the Sword Pavilion overnight, which one still had the heart to care where they went? On the one hand, Yang Li and Yidao, they all had aura on their faces, so no one could see their faces clearly, so as long as the big fat man showed his true face, the others regarded Yang Li and Yidao as their own people out of the camp.
After successfully coming out of the barracks, Zhu Da Fat took them around to another secluded place, and then looked at the "Great General" with a blank eye, hoping that he could really find a way to lead the three of them to the Sword Pavilion as soon as possible.
"How much weight do you have?" Yang Li half-jokingly looked at the big fat man's up and down with his eyes, and the tone was very playful. Is there a direct relationship between one's weight and whether or not he can reach the Sword Pavilion? The big fat man had no bottom in his heart, so he had to say "hehe" with a smiling face, and it was not good to say a word.
"If only you had a tap!" After Yang Li said such a sentence for no reason, he stretched out his left arm and grabbed a knife, stretched out his right arm, grabbed the belt of the big fat man, and then shouted "up", and the betrayal of the big fat man gave birth to a cool breeze.
When the big fat man and Yidao really opened their eyes and looked down, they realized that they had left the ground and soared into the air. Yang Li, as a high-level cultivator at the level of Xiangyun Master, even if he carried a cow to fly in the air, it was effortless.
But like him, the left and right are unbalanced, so the trajectory of flying in the air is a little tilted. From a distance, it looks like a drunken tiger hovering forward, its prey under its armpit. It's very uncomfortable to shake and shake. Fortunately, Yang Li kept an eye on it, and wrapped a layer of light in the process of flying to prevent the soldiers on the ground from seeing their true faces.
After General Li ordered the big fat man to go to the Sword Pavilion, he had no bottom in his heart, why didn't he hear that the big fat man still had such a family heirloom magic weapon, and he could actually send 8,00 catties of meat to the Sword Pavilion at the fastest speed.
There was still someone next to him: "Although Zhu Da Fat Man is humble on weekdays, he sees that you can't survive this catastrophe today, so he finds a chance to slip away!"
But when a streamer lit up in mid-air, General Li and his henchmen put their minds at ease, because in their opinion, it was Li Da Fat who used his magic weapon to carry him to the Sword Pavilion, and the direction of the streamer was the direction of the Sword Pavilion.
Yang Li was probably flying for the first time, carrying such a big fat man in his right hand, he really felt a little strenuous and unbalanced, so the speed of the flight was a little slow, and he could have reached a place 300 miles away in half an hour, but after he traveled for half an hour, he only came to the peak of a mountain peak.
Here Yang Li, Yidao and the big fat man all smelled a strange fragrance, this fragrance is by no means emitted by the material treasure, because the mountains are all over the wilderness, it is impossible to rare the material treasure, just like cabbage planted everywhere, right?
Yang Li felt that this aura was very familiar, but he couldn't figure out what it was for a while. So his speed slowed down because he was thinking.
It was still the tip of Zhu's fat nose, he raised his nose and sniffed it, and then said unusually high-mindedly: "This is the smell of cumin! What a big piece! Let me go down, it just so happens that this smell is missing in my seasoning!"
Hearing this, Yidao smiled dumbly, and he opened his mouth and said urgently: "You don't want to do any more moths! We are going to go to the Sword Pavilion and kill all directions, how can we have the kung fu to idle cumin here!"
Yang Li was reminded like this, and suddenly remembered that when he was catching demons in Phantom Bay, didn't he just use cumin to barbecue seafood to eat!
After smelling this aroma, he realized that he hadn't tasted cumin barbecued seafood for a long time, although at his level, he could already open the valley, that is, he didn't need to make up for the loss of his own energy by ingesting the energy in the food, as long as he absorbed the spiritual energy in the ground, but the wonderful feeling on the taste buds, no one would forget.
"Since the fat man is going, he won't be able to delay much, so I think we'll go back when we go. Yang Li hurriedly landed with a knife, and then Yang Li put them down, and he opened his mouth to the big fat man: "You can receive as much cumin as you can quickly, don't forget, we have to rush to the Sword Pavilion." ”
The big fat man said "order", and then used the true cultivation means of concentrating cultivators, and collected all the cumin within half a mile of the surrounding area at the speed of the wind and clouds, and then rubbed and twisted these collected cumin particles into cumin powder in the palm of his hand, and then a big cloth bag was contained, and finally he threw it into the storage bag.
All the actions were done in full, but it took half a stick of incense.
"It's all done!" The big fat man stayed in the barracks for a long time, of course, he knew that the military plane could not be delayed, although he really wanted to catch all the cumin here, but he still finally reported to the general.
"Now that everything is ready, let's go to the Sword Pavilion and start fighting!" Yang Li announced the general in a majestic manner.
But all this in the eyes of a knife, it seems to be like Huangkou'er playing at home, the three of them rushed to the aid of the Sword Pavilion, but they didn't come here to get any kitchen materials, they were going to protect the family and defend the country, and they were going to save people.
If it weren't for such an order coming from the mouth of General Yang Li, he would have thought he was dreaming!
Fu flew into the air again, and the big fat man was in a hurry to make cumin powder just now, so he was stained with a lot of cumin powder on his body and placket, so as soon as he was in the air, he was blown by the oncoming strong wind, and the cumin powder cumin on his body was danced everywhere.
Of course, some cumin powder drifted into his nostrils, and he couldn't hold back the itch in his nose for a moment, and was forced to let out a few loud sneezes, like a thunderclap in mid-air.
Of course, a knife is not much better, but with the kung fu of the front and back feet, he also sneezed at least three times. Yang Li was caught between them on the left and right, and the trajectory of the flight became more and more strange and unpredictable, and the two sides that were already unbalanced made it even more difficult for Yang Li to grasp.
If Yang Lizhao hadn't been prepared and sealed his nostrils with a trace of aura, I'm afraid he would have sneezed at this time.
"Don't use the aura to block your nostrils!" Yang Li didn't forget to remind the two living treasures in a hurry, but Rao was like this, the big fat man was still sneezing constantly, and the sound was vibrating.
In this way, Yang Lixing finally came to the Sword Pavilion after half an hour.