Chapter 127: Honkai Impact (7.5k)
Since the character of the Wind Knife began to enter the filming stage, the atmosphere of the crew of "Dragon Gate Flying Armor" has been completely abnormal, and it can even be said that the entire Dragon Gate Inn has developed in the direction of collapse!
And the initiator is naturally Jin Zhongming, who will not take off his talent costume almost all day long. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ info In fact, these days, from about 6 o'clock in the morning after the crew gathers until the end of the evening, the Dragon Gate Inn will become his big stage!
And the reason why the word big stage did not add a 'personal' qualifier is because more and more people are being brought into the ditch by him. From actors to field workers, from martial arts instructors to technicians, and even from screenwriters to artists...... The whole crew has a tendency to fall. Later, Kim Jong-ming even pulled up a photographer to shoot the daily life of the crew, which was quite a bit of a debut record of the girl group in South Korea. In front of the camera, not to mention that most of the actors and the venue will become easy-going, even the most grumpy technicians will not shoot the table during a meeting, and even once when Tsui Hark was in a meeting in front, two technicians in the back were caught by the photographer playing with cats...... It's like two elementary school students.
Well, you have to know that the atmosphere of the crew was very serious before, and the technicians were too scared to speak when they saw Tsui Hark; the actors were all frosty, and their personalities were lively, like Fan Xiaoxuan, who was also sad because she wanted to play a 'woman like water'...... It's hard to imagine what it's like this.
However, Tsui Hark, who has begun to resume cigar smoking, is very open to this, in his words, everyone was very tense not because they were all grumpy people, but because the filming did not go well, and now the crew is progressing well, but there is just a lack of opportunity to improve the atmosphere. In this case, suddenly kill a person who can talk up and down, is too enthusiastic and humorous, and is naturally cheap...... The crew inevitably felt a little overwhelmed.
"I never knew he had this skill?" laughed in the lobby of the inn outside, and the second director, Zhang Zhiliang, shook his head and walked into a guest room that was temporarily used as a conference room, and then closed the door casually.
"What's going on outside?" asked screenwriter He Jiping with a smile.
"Didn't Sheng Jian's foot be cut by the table leg?" Zhang Zhiliang pulled out a stool and sat down. "I saw that it had been bandaged just now, so I asked...... It turned out that Xiao Jin bandaged him with his hands. β
"What does this mean?" Just thinking of Jin Zhongming, Xi Zhongwen couldn't help but laugh out loud. "Didn't he buy a gift for the Mongolian actor whose child was born?"
"Just came back. Zhang Zhiliang replied with a smile. "I had already led a group of actors to send gifts to people, but when I turned around, I found Sheng Jian sitting on the bench alone, and then Xiao Jin said that he had to do his best for all the actresses in the movie...... And Sheng Jian's foot was accidentally injured by Gui Lunmei, so he can't ignore it......
"Quite reasonable. He Jiping, the screenwriter, naturally has his own interpretation. "The character of Buludu was originally a ...... of the knife in the wind"
"That's not the point. Zhang Zhiliang waved his hand helplessly. "The point is that Sheng Jian was deeply moved by Xiaojin, and after he finished bandaging it, he found that his feet had turned into a mummy rabbit with two ears, and his nose and eyes were painted, and now he is being watched by the whole crew......"
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"You say...... When I first met the little golden man, I felt quite stable?" Xi Zhongwen was really a little puzzled. "Even if you're deliberately presumptuous according to the role, you won't be crazy about this, right?"
Everyone nodded.
"I think it's understandable. It was Jet Li who spoke. "Your first reaction when you see him is the actor and the boss, but when I first saw him, I really felt like a young hairy child...... So, don't ignore his age when thinking about it. β
"Yes. Now everyone nodded again and again, think about it carefully, it's really true, the most naΓ―ve and scared of life in the crew before was actually Li Yuchun, but in fact, Jin Zhongming is a few years younger than Li Yuchun.
"Alright, leave them alone. Tsui Hark clapped his hands. "The actors are all young, and it's good for filming to get along well, and more importantly...... Li Yuchun still lacks shooting experience, and the laughter of this movie is all on the wind knife, so let him come! Let's continue our meeting now...... The final Armageddon scene is coming soon, but it's still those two dead knots...... Hairdryer and horse camel ...... Does anyone have a good idea?"
"Sir, horses and camels are still very smart, and we grooms have the character of each horse, so ...... If you will let me go to Inner Mongolia, which is not far to the north, I promise that in ten days I will return with enough docile horses!"
"That's good!" Tsui Hark decided. "Without further ado, you bring someone with you, as well as the two accountants of the finance team, you can leave now, be sure not to delay the shooting!"
The leader of the horse group was also happy, and got up and left without saying a word.
"So...... Blow dryer. Tsui Hark continued the meeting.
But...... There was an immediate silence in the conference room.
"Roc. Seeing that no one spoke, Tsui Hark directly called names. "You are the leader of the equipment group, you can tell me about the hair dryer!"
"Sir. Han Dapeng, the leader of the equipment group, looked embarrassed. "We really tried our best......"
"It's not a question of trying or not trying to do it. Tsui Hark nodded to the table. "You yourself said, which of our future scenes doesn't need the wind and sand effect? Can the wind and sand effect leave the hair dryer? And more importantly, you have been complaining before, saying that the wind of the hair dryer is not enough, it needs to be large, and the number is not enough, and it needs more...... But now Mr. Yu pulled a truck directly from the capital, and there were eight models, and in this case, each experiment could not meet the requirements...... You said to yourself, who are you looking for if I don't look for you?"
"Master, I don't mean to shirk responsibility. Han Dapeng hurriedly shook his head. "But I think you misunderstood what I meant, the hair dryer doesn't blow well, that's really to blame us, but the problem is not here......"
"Where's that?" Tsui Hark asked, frowning.
"You see, sir, hair dryers were originally designed to blow wind, not sand. So as soon as the engine is turned on, the sand is flying all over the sky, and it is easy to fly into the engine and let it get stuck, and the stronger the wind, the more likely this situation will be. So the question now is...... The bigger the scene you want, the more unstable it will be, because no one can control a grain of sand to keep it from getting into the engine!"
With the professional and authoritative explanation of the leader of the instrument group, everyone became serious.
That's a paradox. Jet Li also understood the problem. "The larger the scene, the more hair dryers are needed, but the more hair dryers blow together, the more likely it is to have problems, making it more difficult to stabilize the wind field of the large scene......"
"That's it. β
"Then ......" Zhang Zhiliang seemed to have thought of something. "When the sand gets into the engine, the hair dryer breaks? I don't think I see how many scrapped ones, right?"
"That's not it, it's just sand, and at night our equipment team will immediately disassemble and clean it, and then basically just re-oil it and use it again......"
"If that's the case...... Can you have a lot of spare hair dryers at the same time?" asked Tsui Hark tentatively. "If there is a problem here, replace it immediately, and then quickly clean up the broken one, and replace it at any time......"
"Theoretically possible!" Han Dapeng thought for a moment and nodded slowly. "But the process of this change...... The small hair dryer is very convenient, but the large hair dryer has a fixed position, remove it and install it again, replace it a little slower, and the wind field effect will disappear......"
The crowd was speechless again.
"I have an idea. While speaking, I don't know when Jin Zhongming had already sat at the door of the conference room with his arms in his arms. "I'm afraid...... It's going to make it hard for everyone in the equipment team. β
"Tell me about it. Tsui Hark nodded at the other party.
"We're not afraid of hard work. Han Dapeng also replied, but there was some suspicion in his eyes.
"Brother Dapeng, what kind of eyes are you, how can I say that I have been mixing on the set since I was a teenager, I still have experience in these things, so you don't look at me like this, right?" Jin Zhongming was a little helpless.
"It's not that he can't trust you. Jet Li said with a smile. "It's because you're acting too cheap these days...... People who used to trust you can't trust you anymore. β
Kim Jong Ming was speechless.
"Tell me about it. "Tsui Hark is all about movies.
"You don't have to hold a big hair dryer in place. "Jin Zhongming is rarely serious these days. "But you can't help but fix ......"
Some people couldn't help laughing, and Han Dapeng also began to cover his face.
"I mean, we can attach a big hair dryer to something that can be moved at any time!" Kim Jong-ming continued unhurriedly.
Many people's eyes immediately light up, and it is true, if you fix the hair dryer to the car, you will immediately drive to replace the broken one as soon as there is a problem...... Isn't that the problem solved?
However, Han Dapeng, an expert, immediately rejected this opinion:
"You can't use a vehicle, because keeping the vehicle in the desert state in the starting state itself will produce violent vibrations, which will have an uncertain impact on the wind field, and if you don't keep the starting state, the movement of the vehicle in the desert is actually inconvenient. β
Everyone was disappointed again.
"I didn't say about using a car. Jin Zhongming shook his head. "I mean employing people, employing people with hair dryers on their backs......"
The room fell silent instantly, and Tsui Hark was the first to react, and then looked at Han Dapeng.
After being silent for a long time, Han Dapeng stared at Jin Zhongming with complicated eyes and said: "Xiaojin, you are so poisonous!"
Jin Zhongming pursed his lips and did not speak.
No matter what, the two problems to be solved by the meeting seemed to have found a feasible path, and everyone immediately relaxed, only Han Dapeng went out to experiment with a big fan with a sad face.
"Cough!" Seeing Han Dapeng and a group of high-level executives walking out in twos and threes, Jin Zhongming suddenly coughed in his arms.
"What else?" Tsui Hark, who had just comfortably lit a cigar, vigilantly withdrew his lighter (Tsui Hark had always used a lighter to light cigars on set, not matches), and the rest of the room looked at the two men reflexively.
"That's the old man. Jin Zhongming pulled the stool and moved forward. "Yesterday...... I saw a Q version of Sister Xun of your old painting here, very cute and cute. I told her that she was very interested, but she also knew that it was for Mr. Xi as a reference for fashion design, and I was afraid that she couldn't take it away. But...... Don't you think I'm a gentleman, so I volunteered to come and ask for a special Q version of the portrait for her......"
"Oh!" Tsui Hark felt relieved. "It's easy, I'll draw it for you when I'm done with these two bites, it's in my exercise book, and I can sign it......"
"I knew that you were a martial artist, and Ze was a thousand years. Jin Zhongming is still the image of holding a lewd wind knife with a shrunken head. "This kind of trivial matter is easy for you, so I promised Sister Xun before I came that I would definitely be able to bring it back to her......"
"That's it. Tsui Hark nodded in satisfaction.
"But...... As the saying goes, if you don't suffer from widowhood but suffer from unevenness, one person will not be sad if you have the rest, plus I am a gentleman, so I made my own decision and agreed to the remaining seventeen main actors for you...... Promise them to go back with their Q version of the portrait...... You see, can you also sign your name by the way? You don't have to ask for them one by one. β
"Ahem, ahem...... Ahem!"
"Take care of yourself, sir. Xi Zhongwen put away his stack of Q-version portraits for designing costumes, and turned around and left directly.
Jin Zhongming pursed his lips again and did not speak.
The seventeen Q version portraits of Master Xu are really cute, the artistic conception is expressive, fresh and cute, and he is worthy of being recognized as the first painter in the director industry!
It's just that the workload of seventeen sheets is a bit heavy, and I originally wanted to take advantage of the outside set to smoke a cigar to have a good time, but in the end I only smoked three puffs and cut out the cigar scissors myself.
However, Jin Zhongming was not bluffing him, and when this guy ran out with a stack of paintings, the whole inn cheered, and everyone was studying and praising the master's excellent painting skills.
Then, after Master Xu lit the cigar again, Jin Zhongming actually walked in with his sleeves folded again.
"What else do you want to do?" Tsui Hark was extremely vigilant at this time.
"I'm going to talk to your lord about that scene in the afternoon. Kim Jong-ming sat down next to Tsui Hark.
"Oh!" Tsui Hark reacted. "The slap scene...... What, have an idea?"
"Yes. Jin Zhongming replied calmly. "I think I can design it to make my play even more. β
"Little Kim. Tsui Hark was speechless. "You've got enough of it...... A movie is so long, if you have a drama, others will have no drama. β
Jet Li, who was studying the weapon pattern with Yuan Biao, couldn't help but grin.
"Then delete Jet Li's inconspicuous scenes. Jin Zhongming glanced back at Jet Li. "For the first time in my life, I learned the true meaning of stealing the show, which he taught with Andy Lau...... Count his retribution!"
"Let's go out and talk. Jet Li shook his head speechlessly, and dragged Yuan Biao out together, if he stayed any longer, he was afraid that he would not be able to stand the other party's cheapness.
"Let's talk about it. Seeing that Li Lianzhuo was gone, Tsui Hark also put on a posture of talking about things. "Boss Li agreed, as long as it's really good, I won't stop it. β
"That's right. Jin Zhongming also began to talk about things seriously. First of all, he is a very gentlemanly person, and he respects women very much, even to the point of being unsuspecting...... So even if he had been slapped by Li Yuchun before, he shouldn't have been able to dodge the slap facing Gui Lunmei later......"
"In other words, do you want the two of them to be the first to slap you in the face, and they have to be neat?" Tsui Hark tasted a little taste. "But that's the case...... How can you have more drama, isn't this a reduction of drama?"
"Not really. Jin Zhongming shook his head. "The person in the wind knife undertakes the only comedic task in the whole movie, so he should be allowed to interact more with Gu Shaotang played by Li Yuchun after the slap. β
"Makes sense. After a little thought, Tsui agreed to this setting. "So how did it come about?"
"It's very simple, the wind knife is very agile and cunning, he can be the first to be slapped because he trusts Gu Shaotang, but then he can stop it. β
"But even if you block it, it should be limited to the most basic and minimal occlusion...... Tsui Hark further added. Because the wind knife is reluctant to really shoot at Gu Shaotang, although Gu Shaotang is as plain as water with him, he is really affectionate. β
"That's right...... And this minimal occlusion itself will form a physical comedy in the movement. β
"That's good...... I'm looking for someone to design the moves, is there anything else you'd like to add?"
"There is one. Jin Zhongming thought for a while and solemnly put forward a request. "Sir, you should tell them both seriously...... I have to really fight, because none of them have experience in beating people, and if they don't really beat, it will make me suffer a lot. β
"It's okay, I'll let you know. Tsui Hark affirmed Kim's last proposal.
In this way, in a few words, the two of them enriched and complicated the afternoon scene.
And just two hours later, the whole crew witnessed this exciting drama that lasted for three hours.
"Yuchun, don't be entangled in backhand or forehand pumping, in short, you have to be sharp and happy, you have to turn around and slap it over, understand?"
"Understood!" Li Yuchun nodded affirmatively.
"That's good. Tsui Hark nodded, and at the same time gestured to the field.
The scene reporter picked up the repertoire board knowingly: "Yes, Director Xu...... All in place, Hole Play, 9E, 5th, ACTION!"
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"You listen to me Xiaojin, I can let you in literary drama, because you are qualified to wave on your own, but you are a chick in action drama...... Do you know what a chick is? A chick, a rookie, let you block, just let you protect your face at close range, and don't let your whole body move back...... Do you understand, do you understand, then do it again, the scene ......."
The scene reporter numbly picked up the repertoire board: "Yes, Director Zhang...... ALL IN PLACE, GROUND HOLE PLAY, 9E FIELD, ELEVENTH TIME, ACTION!"
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"Ah Mei, you have to understand that at this moment, that is, Bu Ludu, is on the same position as Gu Shaotang, after seeing Ling Yanqiu's matter, there is no gap between you at the moment, you two women are in the same camp. So, don't take a look at Gu Shaotang before hitting someone, no matter how fierce Gu Shaotang fights, it will be a matter of course for you, you just need to look at the front coldly, and then when it's time for you to fight, the action is not big or small, just slap it over neatly!OK?"
Gui Lunmei is a conscientious person, and she even glanced at Jin Zhongming with concern before nodding, but Jin Zhongming has lost the ability to react.
"All in place. The scene reporter lifted the repertoire board weakly. "Field 9E, 10th & 15th, Start!"
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"Lao Chai, don't laugh...... You've been acting for 40 years......"
Scene note: "9E field, the seventeenth time, continue to shoot." β
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"It was good just now, right? Why do you want to remake it?" Kim Jong-ming shouted.
"Just now, the pyrotechnic put out a lot of smoke, and the camera didn't shoot clearly......"
Jin Zhongming: "......"
Scene Notes: "Nineteenth, start." β
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"I suddenly thought of a nice note. Xi Zhongwen suddenly stepped forward. "Xiao Jin, you see, isn't it very monotonous to simply let Gu Shaotang slap him, if you are indignantly talking about the two after they broke up, can you let Yu Chun make an elbow raising action, just like this, and then you ...... Sorry, I didn't see it...... Haha......"
Tsui Hark, Zhou Xun, Jet Li and others in the general control room also looked up and laughed. It turned out that in the screen directly in front of them, Jin Zhongming was holding his chest with one hand, which was the position where Xi Zhongwen raised his elbow to hit him, and the other hand was hammered on Xi Zhongwen's back like a storm.
It's a shame that although it's March, it's far north, so the art director is still wearing a padded jacket, and he can still laugh while being beaten.
"Think I don't understand?" Jin Zhongming yelled at the camera directly with an aggrieved face after putting down Xi Zhongwen, he knew that behind the camera was a group of people in the general control room. "What old drama bones suddenly laughed, what pyrotechnician smoked thicker, what art director thought of new ideas in action, isn't it that I can't stand you scratching you for most of the month, and then you finally start to retaliate......"
"What nonsense?" Tsui Hark's voice came directly through the speaker. "This scene is difficult! It's really difficult! Do you dare to say that Yuchun and Xiao Mei are deliberately pretending to be bad? Didn't you also say it in the morning, they have no experience in beating people...... Come on!"
Jin Zhongming: "......"
Scene Notes: "Twenty-first, Begin!"
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"Stop!" After being slapped by Li Yuchun again, Jin Zhongming directly shouted to stop.
"What's wrong?" Tsui Hark hurriedly ran out of the main control room. "Xiaojin, don't be emotional, everyone really doesn't want to fix your ......"
"I know. Jin Zhongming waved his hand. "I'm not emotional...... The cold in the cave was heavy, and my face was a little numb, and I couldn't make an expression...... Give me a few minutes......"
Tsui Hark was speechless, and Gui Lunmei and Li Yuchun were also embarrassed.
"Two ...... Sister don't care. Kim Jong-ming covered his cheeks with his hands while comforting the two actresses. "If you don't really fight, it's really more troublesome...... This should be considered my retribution...... Don't worry. β
Gui Lunmei and Li Yuchun glanced at each other, but they didn't say much, they were not stupid, they knew that at this time, they needed to really work hard...... It is possible to let this scene pass.
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Two minutes later, the field notes were raised again: "Twenty-second, let's start?"
Several actors pose to look at the camera in front of them.
According to the plot setting, there should be Ling Yanqiu (played by Zhou Xun) lying down and Zhao Huaian (played by Jet Li) holding him. Ling Yanqiu wandered in the rivers and lakes for several years, and experienced a lot of hardships, just to see Zhao Huai'an, and at this time, he revisited the old place and was seriously injured, but he finally saw Zhao Huai'an who had been absent for a long time.
Gu Shaotang (played by Li Yuchun) stood sideways, and his chest was obviously panting unevenly: "All men in the world are so selfish......"
The big thief Fenglidao (played by Jin Zhongming), who makes a living by selling news about the rivers and lakes, also held it in his arms, looked at the front with a sentimental face, and it could be seen that he, who has always respected women, should also be moved by Ling Yanqiu.
At this moment, as soon as the words fell, Gu Shaotang suddenly turned around and slapped his childhood sweetheart's ex-boyfriend Fengli Dao.
Several thieves in the inn behind him immediately withdrew their attention from Ling Yanqiu and Zhao Huai'an, and instead focused on the man and woman, and even Bu Ludu turned around to look at Fengli Dao, but his face was as usual, as if he didn't care that his sweetheart was slapped in the face by his ex-girlfriend.
Fengli Dao was dumbfounded, stroked his face with one hand, and couldn't help but stab Gu Shaotang with the other: "......What does he care about me if he is selfish?"
"You say it again?!" Gu Shaotang actually made a gesture and wanted to pull back.
Fengli Dao hurriedly stretched out his hand to protect his face, and was relieved when he saw the other party put down his hand: "Didn't we talk ......about the three chapters of the law when we broke up?" Why do you regret it?"
Having said this, he reached out and stabbed the other party again.
Gu Shaotang was told that he was in the sore spot, and this time he directly raised his elbow (Xi Zhongwen, the art director's action suggestion, was really adopted by Tsui Hark), and he was so frightened that the wind knife hurriedly protected his face again.
Gu Shaotang slowly put down his hand, stared at the other party with a knife in the wind that was beaten out of the fire, and slowly put down the posture of blocking, and then turned around, but when his eyes passed by Bu Ludu, who was now chasing him, another scene suddenly appeared, and Bu Ludu, who had been staring at the man in front of him expressionlessly, slapped the other side of the wind knife on the other side of his face.
"Keep an account first, see how much you dare to eat, and I'll calculate it with you." Buludu put his arms up and walked away casually.
At this moment, Jin Zhongming suddenly made a move that had not been arranged before, he stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and then said the lines in a sullen voice: "Bookkeeping, how to remember?"
No one paid any attention to him.
And five seconds later, a voice like a natural voice suddenly came out of the loudspeaker turned on overhead: "Beautiful! It's over! But how did you remember this mouth-covering action, Xiaojin? And from this side, how do you feel that tears flew out of the corners of your eyes when you were fanned? The effect is amazing!"
Jin Zhongming, who was already squatting on the ground and still covering his mouth, was in pain, he actually wanted to stand up and yell at Tsui Hark, that was not acting, it was Gui Lunmei's slap just now that was too hard, the tears were directly withdrawn, and covering his mouth was to prevent his nose from being too sour and tears from bursting out!
And Gui Lunmei noticed something, she turned around and squatted down and opened Jin Zhongming's palm, and then, Jin Zhongming, whose nose was swollen, couldn't control it at all, and tears flowed out...... After a while, the entire costume was wet.
Poor ......thing! Those who hear are sad, and those who see are weeping.
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