Chapter 39: The Twelve Funniest Things in Heaven

Somewhere in Wang Chenglin's temporary residence, Wang Chenglin gently patted the armrest of the chair and looked at the scarf on his mobile phone again.

When something happened to his scarf, not only his personal team, but also the scarf official gave him a hint.

"Let's wait and see what happens...... this is Wang Chenglin's conclusion after careful consideration.

Wang Chenglin clearly realized that the current Wang Xueyao is no longer the Wang Xueyao she used to be, whether it is behavior or speech.

Although Wang Chenglin is a little sad when he thinks about it sometimes, he should be happy that the child has grown up.

No one will suspect that Wang Xueyao has changed people, this is a scientific world, no one will believe in gods and ghosts and rebirth, that is too nonsense.

If Wang Chenglin pays attention to the things around his neck now, whether it is deleted or responded, it is completely different from his own positioning, and he will only encounter more attention.

As for some of the media that scolded him, Wang Chenglin laughed it off, to his status, what kind of thing is the media? It's easy to shut them up, but it's just that there's no need for that, so what's the harm in letting them brush up their sense of existence?

Wang Xueyao looked at her scarf, smiled coldly, touched her jade fingers, and a new scarf was sent out......

Twelve of the funniest things about Heaven:

First: the cigarette pack says that smoking is harmful to health;

Second: environmental protection is written on plastic products!

Third, private incineration is prohibited due to severe smog;

Fourth: coffin shop to engage in promotion;

Fifth: Write on paper about the protection of forests;

Sixth: the dog is clothed and the man is stripped naked;

Seventh: as long as X99;

Eighth: love is stronger than gold;

Ninth: always say that other people's children are other people's parents, other people's money is poor;

Tenth: insulting others and thinking that they are meritorious;

Eleventh: Whatever language and nationality you take, you think you are from any country;

Twelfth: Fools can see that they are dead, and the news report must also add that the rescue by XX Hospital is ineffective;"

Wang Xueyao's scarf was sent out, and dozens of replies appeared in an instant, but it was just a blink of an eye, which showed the enthusiasm of her scarf fans.

"Well said, everyone thinks they are right, they never think about themselves when they talk about others, and they really think that they have great merit, and the troll dogs have a good experience!"

"The smog seems to be 5,000 years old, and I'm speechless!"

"The dog dresser strips naked, and it is indeed human-like dog-like, hehe......"

"Love is stronger than gold, it originally refers to metal, but it becomes gold, naturally it is not strong!"

"Although I know that it is only one piece less, I still unconsciously breathe a sigh of relief, and sure enough, I feel that it is one hundred less, I don't know if the IQ is too low or everyone wants to be cheap in essence!"

"Smoking is harmful to health, so scared that I quickly picked up the cigarette case seriously and looked at it, smoked one and pondered it seriously, sure enough, I can only continue to smoke in the future and think slowly!"

"I don't know if I don't see it, I'm startled when I see it, it's really cold, especially if the coffin shop is promoting, if you buy one get one free, buy a big one and get a small curse to kill the whole family?"

"Ha, I just tried to think about it in my heart, and suddenly I understood which country I was from, it turned out that my mouth was smooth, but when I thought about it, I still used my native language!"

"Other people's children, other people's parents, other people's money, other people's poor money, think about it seriously, it seems that my mother is such a person......"

"Don't say I didn't pay attention, I was shocked when I said it, I saw a news yesterday, people are stinky and rotten, and it seems that I also added a sentence that died after being rescued by XX Hospital;

“……”

"Anyone can say two crooked things, but what do these words have to do with the problem of Wang Song's death? I personally admire Wang Song very much, the blogger is too much, Wang Song has a myocardial infarction and still says this, no matter how the blogger has a responsibility!"

"Upstairs, to borrow a phrase from the blogger: let the state cancel freedom of speech, the blogger is obviously ridiculing some keyboard dogs for being sick, which together are thirteen 'funny' things! I seriously went back and looked at it, although the blogger's words looked a little crooked, but it was not unreasonable, the blogger did not say anything wrong, from beginning to end he scolded Wang Song, even if it is a word called a beast by a brick family, there is no problem in the Internet!"

"Lori is the highest, Lori is the highest, Lori is the highest!"

"I feel like I have a pillar tied to my back, but it's not a moral pillar, I feel like a shame pillar, I thought I was a good person, but now I realize that in fact, I am no different from other people, they are the kind of people who think they have the truth in their hands, and they can't get used to this and that!"

Wang Xueyao didn't care about this, what if Wang Song died?

Wang Song, Wang Xueyao can't talk about understanding, love and hate.

Just like she once said, it's nothing more than that she insists on a different point of view, and said a few words with a poisonous tongue by the way, who knew that Wang Song's temperament was so big?

Wang Xueyao has played extreme sports for 20 years, and her temperament is actually very eccentric.

It's like she's taken away and become a girl, although there is a young relationship that is not so exciting at first.

But he can easily accept it, and then he has been cheated by the system until now, and he is not really crazy and paranoid.

It's like she will pay attention to the nutritionist stealing food, she will reward Wang Xiaoxiao's live broadcast at will, she will fight for wealth because of Wang Shang's words in the live broadcast room, and she will not want to pay attention to the scarf but have to pay attention to it for various reasons.

It's like she's going to pursue worship values to do anything else, but she doesn't give herself any direct support for the extreme sports she's ready to play to the end.

Even if she knew that as long as she had worship values, the system should be able to help her do a lot of extreme sports.

As soon as I slept until dawn, I don't know when the heavy rain had started, and it was raining outside the window, which was the first rain that Wang Xueyao experienced when she came to this world.

Wang Xueyao took a big doll as a stool, sat in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling window in a light gauze pajamas, opened the window, and the wisps of mist drifted wet the clothes.

The torrential rain and the strong wind blew her long hair flying, and Wang Xueyao, who was quietly folding her hands under her lower abdomen, was like a fairy in a painting, but there was an inexplicable loneliness around her.

Downstairs, Alice still performs tasks such as arranging bodyguards to stand guard every day, even if it rains so heavily, Alice and those female bodyguards have become soup chickens one by one, but they are still disciplined and have no complaints.

Watching the female bodyguards disperse in the pouring rain, Wang Xueyao muttered: "Wait a little longer, as long as I start living alone, it is the beginning of my extreme road, and this period of time will be regarded as a holiday for myself, but if I don't move anymore, I feel like I'm going to rust, hey......"

Picking up the mobile phone next to her, Wang Xueyao called Alice and said, "Housekeeper, come to my bedroom for a trip after changing into wet clothes......