Chapter Ninety-Nine: What Do I Want You to Do with This Big Black Bull?

The three people under the tree waited for him to land, and immediately surrounded him, and the sycophants were like a tide.

"Master Qing, you are really a god, can I try it?"

Li Daniu, an activist, was the first to apply to try climbing trees, and the other two girls were also eager to try.

"Yes, but we can't climb this tree, let's find a smaller, slightly inclined one, you can try." ”

Finding a coconut tree five or six meters high, Liu Danqing began to work as a tree climbing trainer.

After the general report, Liu Danqing made a summary of the graduation of tree climbing training.

Li Daniu: The student has good physical fitness, but his flexibility and coordination are still lacking.

Xiao Weiwei: The student has good physical fitness, excellent flexibility and coordination, excellent upper and lower trees.

Fan Bingbing: This student is purely funny.

Anyone who sees a big beautiful woman holding a tree with both hands, jumping twice, laughing for a while, jumping twice, laughing for a while, tossing for a long time, and her feet are only occasionally off the ground, can only give this evaluation.

A group of people each held two large coconuts and grinned back to the camp.

Now that these people are more and more able to enjoy it, they have found a lot of plantain leaves to spread on the beach and use them as beach chairs.

Four people lie side by side, each with a glass of coconut water and a plate of coconut fruit, enjoying the leisurely sunset.

In the evening, Fan Bingbing and Li Daniu finally ate the roasted sea snake they had always dreamed of.

Because it is smoked in advance, this grilled sea snake should be a little harder, but it will also be a little more fragrant, and it is more like jerky than barbecue.

"Well, the roasted sea snake does taste delicious and fragrant, but it's not firewood at all, and it tastes good. ”

Fan Bingbing made a comment while tearing the sea snake meat and putting it in his mouth.

Liu Danqing explained with a smile: "Sister Bingbing, compared to the directly roasted one, this one is a little more fragrant, but it is not as tender as the direct roast, and the fat content of the sea snake meat is high, so even if it is smoked, it will not be firewood." ”

"Yes, Master Qing, this sea snake meat is really good, we have eaten good things every day in your life for the past two days, I don't know if it will become fat, and I was going to go to the island to lose weight before. ”

"Don't worry, Brother Niu, we won't get fat, we exercise a lot, and all we eat are pure natural food, no hormones, no additives. ”

Xiao Weiwei nodded and agreed: "Brother Da Niu, don't worry, what Qing Ye said, walking one kilometer in the jungle is more than walking ten kilometers on flat land, don't look at the road we have walked in the past two days, but counting the calories consumed, it is not a lot at all." ”

"Then I'll rest assured, otherwise, let's roast some more badger meat, this bit of snake meat, I don't feel anything, I'm still a little hungry." ”

As soon as Fan Bingbing heard that he consumed a lot and would not gain weight, his foodie spirit immediately began to explode, and he began to want to eat dog badger meat again.

Liu Danqing thought that he would leave tomorrow morning anyway, and there was still a total of breakfast, so much badger meat, it didn't matter if he ate a little.

So he got up, untied half of the badger tied to the roof of the fire, and cut off the flesh from the badger's thighs and back with a dagger, and prepared to grill the skewers.

Finding the remaining bamboo from last time, Liu Danqing cut out eight long bamboo sticks and skewered the dog badger meat onto these bamboo sticks.

"Now, I'm going to make badger skewers, which are marinated, that is, fishy, and salty, and we just have to coat them with coconut oil and they are ready to roast. ”

"This time, instead of making a grill, we just stuck the bamboo skewers diagonally into the sand next to the fire, and that's it, and I deliberately cut the bamboo skewers thick and long, just for that. ”

"In the wild, grilling some small animals, such as small fish, mice, birds, etc., can use my current method, which is more labor-saving and convenient to eat. ”

Xiao Weiwei expressed 10,000 support for this method, and the skewers or something are one of her favorites.

"I like this method, you have to hold a skewer to enjoy eating barbecue. ”

It was as if she didn't like yesterday's grilled lobster.

"Yes, it's just to enjoy the skewers, but it's a pity that it's inconvenient for me and Da Niu to go to the barbecue stall now, at most we can order a little takeout, but that one doesn't taste good. ”

"Yes, Sister Bingbing and Brother Da Niu are all celebrities, if you go to eat skewers, it will be a pity that you will not be watched by countless people. ”

"You're going to be celebrities soon, and you can't go to the barbecue stand. ”

"Huh? No, it's good that we're a live show, and we won't be so exaggerated as you stars, who knows us when we go back to the city." ”

Fan Bingbing looked at Xiao Weiwei's happy look, and couldn't help but work hard: "Weiwei, look at the number of viewers, more than 18 million, plus those who are not online now, that is to say, at least 20 million people know you now, and there are not so many people who know ordinary celebrities. ”

Xiao Weiwei suddenly looked loveless.

"I can't go to a barbecue stand, I can't go to a food stall, I can't go to a food shop, it's miserable!"

However, the little girl's foodie version of the brain circuit is still very sensitive, and she thought of a solution in an instant.

"It's okay, I can let Qingqing cook it for me to eat, we will turn around the world one by one, grab all the delicious food in each place, and let Qingqing cook, hehe, it's better than everything in the store." ”

This time, the person who had no love became Li Da Niu, because Fan Bingbing listened to Xiao Weiwei's words, looked at Liu Danqing, who was greasing the dog badger meat skewers, and finally glanced at him with disgust, and there was a sentence clearly written in his eyes.

"What do I want you to do with this big black bull!"

I'm a literary youth! I'm not a culinary youth!

"I can write poems for you, still for you, play for you, all the lines of love songs. ”

"But, cooking is really not my specialty anymore, please don't look at me with that disgust anymore, look at me again, look at me again ”

Of course, the above is just Li Daniu's inner monologue.

Transform into a fighting youth?

In front of Fan Bingbing, he has always been a sandbag transformed into a fighting youth.

In the bragging, the dog badger meat skewers have begun to exude a strong meat fragrance, in Li Daniu's words, it is pure meat fragrance, no spices, just meat fragrance.

After waiting for about ten minutes, Liu Danqing pulled out two meat skewers and handed them to Fan Bingbing Li Daniu, and then pulled out two more, one for himself and Xiao Weiwei.

"Authentic island meat skewers, all natural, no additives, on this island, the badger is at the top of the food chain and has no natural predators, so this badger also grows fatter, which is good news for barbecue. ”

"Badger meat contains a lot of fat, and the more fragrant and delicious the grilled meat skewers are. ”

Finally, it's time to release the poison again, although this time it's a barbecue, and many alternatives can be found.

However, at about eight o'clock in the evening, four people ate large meat skewers in front of nearly 20 million spectators, and praised them while eating.

This makes the audience feel embarrassed!

"Master Qing, I've been losing weight for more than a month, are you trying to make me break it?"

"The beautiful girl Fei Fei gave Danqing and Weiwei an early warning plane - Master Qing, you have poisoned again, classmates, Lao Wang will barbecue in a while. ”

"The beautiful girl Dandan gave Danqing and Weiwei an early warning plane - I really want to eat the meat barbecue of the Qing Ye, ah, ah, Lao Wang's barbecue is not good, go to the Northeast Xiaoli barbecue. ”

"The thirteenth sister of Mingyuan, Lao Jiu, gave Danqing and Weiwei an early warning aircraft - our class will go together!"

The world of little tyrants, adults don't understand!