Chapter 64: The Legend of Men
Although it was the height of summer, the weather was very hot. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but the members have been splashing in the water for a long time, and this is a suburb, in fact, it still feels a little cold.
As a result, he was pressed on the ice like this, and Shi Zhenqiu was like an electrocuted shrimp, wanting to jump.
Wait, it's not electricity, it's high-voltage electricity.
It was so exciting.
However, there were four big men pressed on his body, and he couldn't get up at all. Not only that, but his limbs were also pulled by his brothers, and he really pushed the planer on the ice.
It was already cold, but when I pushed it like this, my back was painful, itchy and cold.
Shi Jinqiu finally played the maximum value of his pitch, which was the limit that Kim Hyung-seok couldn't do with all his requests.
It's really, really dying, let's end it quickly.
But when it was time to suffer, Shi Zhenqiu realized that there would be no good fruit to eat just now.
His back was all red, but his brothers didn't let him go at all.
Several guys worked together and suddenly turned Shi Zhenqiu over.
"Busy, we won't favor one over the other, let's come once before. ”
I........................
When his chest was pressed against the ice, Shi Zhen really cursed the swearing.
"Ah, the West Eight!!"
The front was closer to the heart, and the feeling of the ice cube was more obvious, and he was about to faint from the cold.
But the unscrupulous fellows didn't care about this, and immediately began to push the planer punishment.
Just slid back and forth, Shi Zhenqiu's face immediately changed.
The originally plain white little face suddenly became ripe.
"Ah!!h
This time it was really a pig-killing cry, but the more miserable he screamed, the happier the others became, and the more violent the action became.
Shi Zhenqiu's eyes began to roll, and the voice of accusation seemed to be squeezed out of his lungs.
"Stop, it's really going to die!!"
Seeing that he didn't look like a fake, the members stopped suspiciously, intending to see what was going on.
As soon as the members let go, Shi Zhenqiu immediately covered his crotch and rolled to the side, rubbing his hands constantly.
"Ah, damn it, it's going to be scrapped. You vicious guys, wait, I'll get my revenge. ”
It's weird, it's obviously a planer, what is this kid doing with his crotch?
But at this moment, Zheng Hengdun suddenly screamed.
"Ah, look, Dafa!!!"
Attracted by his shout, everyone turned their heads to look at each other, and all of them had incredible surprises on their faces.
"This ...... It's ......"
"This should be an ice cube, right?"
"Is it that hard?"
The members said a word, but they were all frightened by what they saw.
Not to mention them, even the staff who saw it were stunned by the scene in front of them.
I saw that in the lower part of the originally flat ice, a ravine that was neither deep nor shallow appeared at this time.
Look at the location where it appeared, the size of the ditch, and then look at Shi Zhenqiu's action of covering his crotch, what else do you not understand.
That thing actually ploughed out a trench out of hard ice?
Isn't it made of meat?
Or is it made of diamonds?
For a while, everyone looked at Shi Zhenqiu, who was covering his crotch, and they were shocked.
Ordinary men are together, and they must often brag about their abilities.
What golden gun does not fall, what is as hard as iron, as if it is not like this, it is not a real man.
But in fact, everyone also knows, how can it be to that extent?
Every time I roll the sheets with a woman, it's a matter of moments at most. After a long time, the heart will be weak.
The point is that it can't be tough.
Good guy, this bastard kid's weapon actually destroyed all the ice, how hard should that be?
There was silence throughout the recording site, and all eyes were on someone rolling on the ground.
Men are envious, women are shy.
Only Shi Zhenqiu's howling voice still didn't stop, crying blood.
"You bastards, how can you do this? It's broken, it's definitely broken, what will I do in the future?"
What to do?
Of course, let's take a look at the injuries first.
Shi Zhenqiu was supported and thrown into the bathroom, and took off his pants tremblingly.
As soon as he saw the way the job looked, this guy's voice became even more sad and angry.
"Xiba, these bastards, you wait for me, we're not done. ”
Across the door, listening to his chatter, Liang Huizhen burst out laughing.
She is now newly married, and she is blending oil with her husband's honey, and she understands the affairs of men and women.
Although her husband is very brave, as far as she feels, it seems that she is not enough to compete with the ice cubes.
What kind of baby does this guy in there have?
If Shi Zhenqiu knew her thoughts, he would have to fire her.
Because now that treasure ......
The skin has been worn out, and there are traces of blood seeping out, and a slight touch is like a wound dipped in salt.
"Ah, what should I do if I bleed?"
In any case, the most important thing is to treat the injury first. Even if he knew that there was a woman outside, Shi Zhenqiu had to consult.
Liang Huizhen imagined the picture in her mind, and her smile trembled even more.
Still, she fulfilled her duties as an assistant and asked, "Is it serious?"
After a while, Shi Zhenqiu said sullenly: "It's a little broken, it's a little red." ”
"Oh, let's stop the bleeding first. I'll get you some gauze and cotton, alcohol or something. Once you've cleaned it up, wrap it in gauze and you should be fine. ”
Shi Zhenqiu was ridiculous for a while.
"Then how do I pee?"
Liang Huizhen almost hit her head against the wall.
"Aren't you going to wrap around the bag? ”
"Oh, I see. ”
It's really an awkward topic to talk to a woman about how to deal with a wound in that place.
When Liang Huizhen brought the things, Shi Zhenqiu took them from the door, and after everything was done, he found a serious problem.
"Well, what if this gauze will fall apart?"
Liang Huizhen had already prepared, and something came in on the door.
"Just glue it with this. ”
Shi Zhenqiu looked up and was really sad and indignant.
Damn the Band-Aid, it's still the biggest.
Brother's baby is really ordinary, not as exaggerated as you think.
Finally, everything was dealt with, but the wound was still very uncomfortable. Plus it's stuffed, and it's very unaccustomed to it.
So when Shi Zhenqiu came out of the toilet, he had to walk with a figure outside, twisting and twisting like a toad.
Everyone was waiting for him, and when they saw his virtue, the scene exploded.
Everyone, the members, the staff, and even the cameo actors, burst into laughter.
Shi Zhenqiu's face was as red as an autumn persimmon, and he roared angrily.
"Ah, you're still laughing? I'm all hurt, and you don't want to comfort me?"
It's good that he wasn't angry, but when he was so angry, everyone laughed even more violently.
Shi Zhenqiu looked up to the sky and sighed, his eyes full of pathos.
In this world, there are no good people!!
It's time to speak, haha.
This guy came back from Germany and rushed to his death at this time, so everyone would not be polite.
First the mud mask, then the ice cube pusher, haha, none of them fell.
However, in the face of his angry howl, everyone pointed to the ice cube next to him.
"Haha, look, look what this is. ”
Haha also saw that little ditch and didn't figure it out.
"What's this?"
Liu Zaishi leaned into his ear and muttered, which made Haha's expression change.
Looking at Shi Zhenqiu, who was still sad and angry, haha had to give a thumbs up.
"Ah, busy, you're a real man. ”
Shi Zhenqiu raised his head forty-five degrees, looking at the white clouds floating in the distance, and his tone was distant and poetic.
"Brother, let's not talk about it, okay?"
Today is a Hawaii special, but because Shi Zhenqiu was injured at a critical point, he couldn't go into the water. So in the next recording session, Kim Taehot approved that he could rest on the shore.
Liu Zaishi and the others changed into clean clothes and returned to the pool to stand up.
It's just six people, from Shi Zhenqiu to haha.
But the situation still has to be explained to the audience.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to report urgently. In the courage test just now, due to the performance of our busy real man, he was bravely injured, and the place was wrapped in gauze, so there was no way to go into the water, please understand. ”
The others were shocked when they found out.
"Wrapped in gauze, is it so bad?"
"If you can't record it, why don't you go to the hospital?"
"The gauze is so loose, how can it be tied?"
Faced with Park Myung-so's question, Yoo Jae-seok grinned and said it all.
"According to our busy assistant, Miss Liang Huizhen, because of the abundant capital in the busy, in order to fix the gauze, the largest Band-Aid was deliberately used. ”
It's really a malicious communication, which caused the members to clap their hands and laugh.
Shi Zhenqiu crooked his mouth angrily.
As soon as he turned around, he found Liang Huizhen in the crowd who wanted to dodge, and immediately reprimanded him.
"Ah, who is paying you a salary? Why do you say everything? You haven't seen it, how do you know the size? Aren't you just married? Are you most interested in this kind of thing?"
Liang Huizhen hid her face and fled, anyway, she did a good job of internal response, and everything that should be betrayed was betrayed.
Only Shi Zhenqiu was left sitting alone on the shore, seven of the eight orifices were on fire, and one was bleeding.
The injury to the key part is really a loss of face.
But is the ice really ground up?
Ah, if it's true, that brother's weapon is really fierce.