Chapter 582: The God of Performing Arts

got Park Junying, and Shi Zhenqiu was also very happy.

With such a great god joining, it will be of great benefit to the growth of Mystic89's singers.

He told Yoon Jong-shin about it, and he was praised by Yoon Jong-shin, thinking that he had done a good job.

Shi Jinqiu and Park Junying made an agreement.

It will not be until the end of April that Park Joon-young will have time to go to South Korea. At that time, we will officially sign a work contract with Mystic89 and give our first lesson.

After having a good time with Kim Tae-hee in Guam and solving another matter, Shi Zhenqiu returned to South Korea with a relaxed and happy attitude to meet the major events of "Infinite Challenge".

The little man, the kid-like guy, came back from the army after two years.

Kim Tae-ho and the members of the Unchallenged have long been gearing up and preparing a surprise for Haha.

On March 11, Haha officially walked out of the door of the Military Service Hall and saw many, many media and reporters greeting him.

The only exception was that the members of Infinite Challenge did not come to greet him.

Unlike Kim Jong-min a few days ago, he was hijacked by "Two Days and One Night" as soon as he walked out of the military service hall.

Compared with Kim Jong-min, the consideration of "Infinite Challenge" is more comprehensive and prudent.

Haha, after all, it has been more than two years since I said goodbye, and I am not very familiar with today's entertainment industry, so I rushed up to record the show, and I may not be as good as Kim Jong-min.

In order to avoid this from happening, Kim Tae-ho's strategy is to let Haha re-train in the arts.

The beautiful name is called: the god of arts.

The production team gave Haha a few days of rest and let him deal with the aspects of his life, and the official recording of the god of arts began.

On this day, Haha changed into a student outfit and cautiously walked into the studio, a little restless in the face of everything dark.

"In Brother Shi!"

Because I am uneasy, I need to rely on it. Haha, the first name to call is his spiritual pillar Liu Zaishi.

When no one answered, he shouted again, "Busy!"

This is a group of people who can play together, and there is a lot of common language.

Again, no one answered.

The silent and cold video studio, haha, I don't know what awaits me.

Just as he was fidgeting, the six large screens behind him suddenly lit up. On each screen, there is a member.

Everyone's images appeared en masse and began to greet haha.

Liu Zaishi: "Haha xi, the six gods of entertainment with infinite challenges." Welcome to the Infinite Arts Military Academy. ”

I heard that it was an arts school, and I couldn't cry or laugh, so I had to applaud.

Yoo Jae-seok: "Let's talk about which subject each is the god of performing arts." ”

The first one is Shi Zhenqiu.

"I, as for me, am the god of bad luck who serves as a god of words and attacks. ”

Speaking of this introduction, Shi Zhenqiu himself was a little embarrassed.

Nima, is my brother's bad luck really going to accompany you for a lifetime?

Haha slapped the table with a smile.

"This, can't you get out of the whirlpool of bad luck?"

Shi Zhenqiu was also helpless, and drew a V at Haha, not wanting to speak.

Next up is Jung Jun-ha.

"As for me, I'm the god of physical comedy and the auditor. ”

The idler king still can't put down his nickname, and he has begun to work hard to interpret it.

Park Myung-so is the most shameless, and he doesn't hesitate to praise himself at all.

"Authenticity is the most important virtue, as a sitcom, I am the god of sitcom. ”

As far as your clumsy reaction goes, any sitcom that lasts no more than ten seconds is too embarrassing to call yourself.

Liu Zaishi's self-introduction is much more real.

"I am the presiding god who resolves the entanglements between the members and reconciles them. ”

Speaking of the shamelessness of the unchallenged members, in addition to Park Myung-so, another crazy child is not far behind.

"As for me, I caught both rabbits. Pop and fashion, but also visual effects, I'm the god of visual effects. ”

What the?

You actually said you caught both of your rabbits?

Shi Zhenqiu said in the distance.

"Only Zhang Yunzhen was lost. ”

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the scene exploded immediately, and haha sat on the ground with laughter.

At the beginning of March just past, the crazy boy was very unfortunate and broke up with Zhang Yunzhen.

Therefore, in the show, he was ridiculed by the big guys. No, he had just gotten a little bit of emotion when he was killed by Shi Zhenqiu.

Finally, there is Jung Hyung-don.

"The first in the history of real variety shows, serving as a blank god of boredom. ”

The six people have introduced themselves, and Liu Zaishi said again: "Haha, your return, once again heartily applauded." ”

Hearing everyone's applause, haha also burst into tears.

After two years of hard military life, being able to return to a place to call home is really the greatest happiness for an artist.

But don't worry, feel happy now, it's a little early.

Sure enough, Liu Zaishi's face turned straight and began to become serious.

"But! There is no haha for two years, and it is actually very difficult to grasp that change in one morning. ”

In this regard, Shi Zhenqiu agrees very much.

"Brother Shi is right, let's try it first. If Brother Haha really can't master it, he will be released. Anyway, Brother Ji is not so reluctant to go, so it's better to call it back. ”

Haha was quite moved, but listen, this kid is going to kick himself.

"Ah, you guy, what are you talking about? How dare you do this to me? Do you want to reveal what happened to you and see how you die? As long as I tell you and your ex-girlfriend, you're finished. ”

Shi Zhenqiu was startled, and then remembered that he knew about himself and Renjing.

Thinking of this, he quickly changed his face.

"Actually, I think it's okay, Brother Haha will be able to master it well. If you don't do it in the morning, it's a day. If you don't do it for a day, it's a week. If you give it a little more time, you can definitely do it. ”

Seeing that this guy was as timid as a mouse, the others were also helpless.

"Busy, remember not to be arrogant in the future. ”

Shi Zhenqiu was frightened enough and wiped a handful of sweat.

"There's no way, this guy was kicked when he was in the army, and now he is invincible!"

As soon as these words came out, the scene was a sea again.

Haha was originally in love with announcer An Huijing, but after Haha enlisted in the army, the two got together less and left more, and finally broke up.

It can be said that Haha has experienced the double crit that Korean male artists often encounter, that is, enlisting in the army and breaking up.

Haha, who is now back in the rivers and lakes, is a veritable bachelor, so he is invincible, and he dares to come to anything.

Shi Zhenqiu can't do it, he can only make it easy for three points.

Back to Haha's sense of artistry, Park Myung-so chattered endlessly.

"I didn't lose my ...... in two years of artistic performance"

As a result, Zheng Junhe interjected and came in.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to verify it. ”

The good words were cut off, which made Park Mingxiu angry.

"Yike...... Yikes...... As I spoke, you interjected. ”

Seeing the river and show staged again, haha was a little puzzled.

"It doesn't seem like much has changed in two years, doesn't it seem to me?"

Shi Zhenqiu was also melancholy.

"What else can I do? It's nice if this old guy doesn't die. ”

Viciously busy, in a word, the two big brothers were buried.

Next, the class of the god of arts officially began.

The content of the first lesson is to be real.

Liu Zaishi: "Hahaxi, we simply call this session the Artistic Sense Hearing. Before the return of the Infinite Challenge, there were many voices of anticipation, and there were also people who expressed concern. Let me make a few comments. ”

This is a message from an enthusiastic audience on the official website.

Everyone loves "Infinite Challenge" so much, so I really have all kinds of ideas for Haha's return.

"Haha Infinite Challenge is back, please maintain the perfect group of six now. Everything in the world is unstable when it's odd. Haha, maybe it can be used as a semi-fixed, and it's not bad to appear every other week. ”

Obviously, this is opposed.

"I have been looking forward to the return of Haha for two years, and I welcome it unconditionally. ”

It's welcome, knowing what it was like when Haha was there.

"It's okay to come back, but it's a little different when you come back. ”

This is to say what to expect.

Haha, the image before enlistment, although everyone likes it very much. But now that two years have passed, the audience must want to see something different.

In this regard, Shi Zhenqiu has a lot to say.

"Everyone, haha brother is different. Before he enlisted in the army, he was a man of a certain woman. Now, it's the man no one wants. ”

Haha knew that he didn't have good words, and immediately scolded: "Ah, stinky boy, you shut up for me." ”

But there are also viewers who hope that haha doesn't need to change.

"Let's come back with a stronger private life. ”

was just teased by Shi Zhenqiu, haha immediately began to retaliate.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this guy, yes, it's this busy, this guy's side, it's incomparably beautiful. You'll never guess what kind of woman he has around him. Wow, if I say it, the Korean show business industry is going to explode. ”

Shi Zhenqiu was really frightened.

"Brother, haha, let's live in peace. We're brothers, we can't kill each other!"

Seeing that Shi Zhenqiu's face had changed, everyone was happy.

This bastard boy usually tosses everyone, but this time he met his opponent, right?

These are basically very representative opinions, and they have also been listened to by haha.

He slapped the pen in his hand on the table and began to speak his thoughts.

"So, I have something to prepare. ”

Hearing that he was prepared, everyone was relieved and waited expectantly.

Haha stood up from his position and began to tell his plan.

"The first, starring us got married. ”

This......

The members were skeptical.

Zheng Hengdun: "Didn't you just get returned?" ”

Zheng Junhe: "This kid is selfish." ”

Lu Hongzhe: "He's going to meet female artists, right?"

Haha was a little weak-hearted, but still shouted: "Give me a little quiet." ”

After everyone was really quiet, haha said what was in his heart.

"You all have girlfriends......"

Jung Hyung-dun digging a pit.

"Where's Lu Hongzhe?"

Lu Hongzhe, who was waiting quietly, was even more ashamed, and couldn't help lowering his head, looking extremely sad.

Shi Zhenqiu slapped the table and laughed wildly.

"Ah, these two are worthy of being childhood sweethearts, and they were actually returned together. ”

It can really add fuel to the fire, and the brothers of 79 years are all blackened in front of their eyes, knowing that their lives are not easy.