Chapter 461: Pinch Yourself
Seeing that I was worried, the big fat man reached out and patted me on the shoulder, "Don't worry, nothing will happen." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
I smiled wryly, every time the big fat man said this, things were always not good.
"Xiaoye, you sit down. Xiao Dabai said to me.
I hummed softly, and just wanted to sit on it, but suddenly I felt that something was wrong, I could go up, but the old horse still had vegetable teeth, and these two were not real people at all. It's a paper man.
If I go up and sit down, won't I collapse these two people?
I turned my head and glanced at the big fat man, pointing to the old horse and the paper figure with vegetable teeth, but I didn't speak yet.
The big fat man nodded, "Don't worry, this matter is handed over to me, okay, hurry up and get in." ”
I sat in the sedan chair, this time I sat down, I looked down, the sedan chair of the sedan chair was sunken by me, stood up and stretched out my hand to pat my buttocks, I sat down carefully.
As soon as I sat down, I heard the voice of the big fat man coming, "Get up the sedan chair." ”
After these two sounds came out, I felt that the sedan chair was shaking, and I almost fell down.
I was about to reach my head and look outside, but then I remembered what the big fat man had said to me, and I pulled my neck back.
Sitting in the sedan chair, my whole heart was tense, afraid that something would happen.
Especially the paper man next to him, I forgot to tell the big fat man just now, can I throw this paper man away.
Looking at this paper figure now, I feel oozing, I just close my eyes and don't think about anything.
But at this moment, I suddenly felt as if the paper figure next to me was alive.
A grin...... The sound of giggling came to my ears, and the strange sound made my body tremble.
The voice seemed to be that of an old woman, and it felt familiar to me.
I opened my eyes slightly and looked to the side, and I was startled by the fact that the paper figure sitting next to me stared at me with their eyes fixed.
Just now I clearly remembered that the paper man's eyes were closed, but now it seems that the paper man's eyes are open.
I rubbed my eyes, and when I looked closely, the paper man's eyes were open.
Suddenly, the paper man's mouth slowly opened, and a sound came out of the paper man's mouth.
"You're an old witch!" I said, shocked, holding out my hand and pointing at the paper figure.
"Boy, I said you'd come. The paper mouthed and immediately reached out and grabbed my throat tightly.
The force from my hand was so great that it completely locked my throat.
I tried to move my fingers, and I found that my body couldn't move at all.
"Don't bother, you go die. A cold voice came from the paper man's mouth, and then my throat was choked harder and harder, and I couldn't breathe even if I wanted to breathe air.
The paper man's hideous face was pressed against my face, and the cold feeling spread from the paper man's face to my face.
My face turned red, and a strong suffocation came over me immediately, and I couldn't do anything but open my eyes and stare at the paper figure in front of me.
At this moment, my heart was extremely desperate.
I thought I was going to die, and at that moment, I felt a hard slap in the face, and an angry voice rang in my ears.
When I looked again, the paper figure was still next to me, motionless, and looked down at my neck.
I was shocked that the hand around my neck was not the paper man's hand, but mine.
In other words, the person who wanted to strangle myself just now was not a paper man, but myself.
"You're crazy, if it weren't for Lao Tzu, you would have died just now. The big fat man glared at me with both eyes and said coldly.
"Okay, don't talk about Xiao Ye, I guess he doesn't know that he pinched himself. Xiao Dabai continued the words of the big fat man.
I'm in a state of confusion, I don't know anything, I don't understand, why do I pinch myself, and I pinch myself so hard, this is obviously pinching to death.
"What's going on. I hurriedly looked at the big fat man, a little anxious.
"What's going on, I'm confused, don't say it, this old witch still has a bit of a way, otherwise my senior brother sprinkled white ash along the way just now, and looked at a lot of footprints on the ground, it is estimated that you would have died in the sedan chair." The big fat man said
I turned my head and glanced behind me at the road behind me, and there were a lot of footprints on the road behind me.
"Alright, come down, don't sit on it, sit on it again, maybe something more dangerous will happen. Xiao Dabai said.
I nodded, said yes, and hurriedly walked down from the sedan chair.
Looking around, I realized that we were in the village.
"Big fat man, how did you do it. I asked.
Before the big fat man could speak, Xiao Dabai smiled a little smugly, "If I can't walk in this place, I'll just find a piece of tofu and kill me." ”
I gave Xiao Dabai a thumbs up, and just wanted to enter the village, Xiao Dabai pulled me.
"Don't worry, go in again at night and see if anyone's big girl hangs lanterns at night. Xiao Dabai said obscenely.
Hearing Xiao Dabai say this, my face immediately darkened, doesn't this guy think there are enough things?
The big fat man also looked at Xiao Dabai in a bit of confusion, "Senior brother, if you can't help us, don't make trouble with us." ”
"Do you still think I'm so lustful? The reason why I did this is to see what means are used in this village to suck the essence of men, is it the so-called knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible?" Xiao Dabai said with a righteous face.
If I hadn't known Xiao Dabai for a few months, I would definitely look at Xiao Dabai with admiration, but now when Xiao Dabai said this, I knew what this guy wanted to do.
"Okay, don't say anything, just do it according to this matter, don't worry, I won't do anything unreliable. Xiao Dabai patted his chest and said to me in a deep voice.
I looked at Xiao Dabai in disbelief, but now there is no other way, so I can only do what Xiao Dabai said.
"Xiao Ye, tell me, that big girl in the village has a big butt. Xiao Dabai walked up to me and said in a low voice.
Listening to Xiao Dabai's words, I always felt that this time I didn't come to help me find my soul, but like a devil entering the village and choosing a flower girl, looking for a soul has something to do with the big girl's ass.