"Okay, okay, director, this is a thousand yuan!" said Old Tang and took out a thousand yuan from his pocket and handed it to Chen Zhouzhou.

"Alas, I said Old Tang, do you want to pit the director by handing it to the director like this?" Xiang Zuo is really this guy, and he didn't ask him to borrow money, where did he get so many things, Chen Zhouzhou estimated that even his eighteenth generation ancestors hated him.

"Ah, no, the director wants to use it, I'll put it on the director first!" Old Tang was sincere in what he said, uncle, he has beaten people like this, and a thousand yuan should be used as a medical expense for others.

"You, you, you sincerely want to harm the director, you didn't stuff money to a director without evidence, what you know is that you helped pay for the car, saying that you are a good person, and those who don't know think that you bribed the director, at this juncture, aren't you looking for something for the director?"

Chen Zhouzhou, who was curled up on the ground, scolded to the left for a long time in his heart, and when he heard this, he finally stopped cursing temporarily.

"What should I do then?" When Old Tang heard that there was still such a thing, he was naturally afraid in his heart, the crime of giving and accepting bribes was almost the same.

"You give the director an IOU, and when the time comes, it will be justified and well-founded!"

"Okay!" Old Tang didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly found a pen to write an IOU, at this time Chen Zhouzhou was really angry and less angry, in case there was a good one, it was really a big deal.

Xiang Zuo looked calm, what kind of person did he, people who had seen blood on the battlefield, just like Chen Zhouzhou, if he died, he would have a skin injury, and he would be fine if he lay down for a day or two.

"Director, this is an IOU, this is money, you sign it!" Old Tang took the money in one hand and handed it over with an IOU in the other.

Chen Zhouzhou slowed down, his eyes could open a thin slit, and he took the IOU and signed his name.

"Old Tang put away the IOU, don't lose it, if the director has anything in the future, he has to prove it with this IOU!" Xiang Zuo said, took the money in Lao Tang's hand, took out two and stuffed them back to Lao Tang, and then put the rest into his pocket.

This can be seen stupid old Tang, didn't you pay the fare for the money borrowed by the director, you put it in your pocket, no, why did you stuff me back with two hundred?

"I said Old Tang, why are you not sensible, the director is like this, you let him go out to pay the fare, isn't it tossing people, let's do this kind of trivial thing for the director!" Xiang Zuo said and took out twenty yuan from his pocket and walked to the black car at the door.

"I said, master, how much is the fare to talk to our director?" said Xiang Xiang, shaking the twenty yuan in his hand.

The black car driver is a standard social youth, just saw the police room Lao Tang handed Xiang Zuo a stack of 100 yuan bills in his heart, and he shouted in his heart that he had made a fortune, and then he saw that Xiang Zuo only took 20 yuan out, thinking that Xiang Zuo was going to buy cigarettes, and said with a big mouth: "It's not much, just 300 yuan!"

This black car has a common problem, that is, the lion opens his mouth wide, asking for a price, he bets that he and Xiang Zuo talk Chen Zhouzhou can't hear, and it seems that Xiang Zuo and Chen Zhouzhou don't deal with each other, just in this situation, don't kill him for a hundred yuan, I'm really sorry for the professional ethics of the black car driver.

"Oh, three hundred!" As he expected, Xiang Zuo really didn't ask Chen Zhouzhou, just repeated.

"Is this the price you negotiated before you left?" the black car driver thought that Xiang Zuo would pay for it, but did not want to Xiang Zuo and asked again.

"Mu you think you're coming!" the black car driver listened to Xiang Zuo speak Mandarin, and he came to a local dialect.

He is telling Xiang Zuo, I am a local, you are a small security guard from outsider, don't mess with me, otherwise maybe you will meet me when you go out of the gate that day, and then you understand

This routine can actually be used, for example, if you come back from a business trip to Lancheng railway station or bus station, whether it is a taxi or a black car, as long as you listen to you speak Mandarin, you will definitely be confused about the price, if you are a foreigner, there is a chance that you will be fooled, but if you come to a standard local dialect, although he will be confused, but he dare not ask for it too outrageous.

This routine is not only in Lancheng, but also in almost most places, after all, people are mixed with this mouthful of food, and it is not illegal to ask for more fares, and they are not blind.

'Wood you thought to come', the standard Lancheng dialect, means 'what do you think?'

"Oh, you treat me like a melon baby, and the person who negotiates the price with you is simply two hundred and five!" What surprised the driver of the car black was that Xiang Zuo actually spoke a standard Lancheng dialect, and he knew that he couldn't get over.

Xiang Zuo's guy is bad, but it really comes to a certain point, when he just said, 'The person who negotiated the price with you is simply two hundred and five', the voice was very loud, and Chen Zhouzhou and Lao Tang in the police room heard it clearly.

Chen Zhouzhou heard Xiang Zuo deliberately say this to him, and he almost fainted, is it easy for Lao Tzu to wear a hospital gown and take a taxi, let you still say this, I

'Two hundred and five' Lancheng dialect, which means 'fool', Xiang Zuo grew up in Lancheng since he was a child, although he has been out for a few years, the dialect may be more proficient than this thing.

"Then give me two hundred lines, and I won't charge you three hundred, how about it?" The black car driver saw that it didn't work, and immediately gave way, this is the original price, and he didn't suffer at all.

"I said brother, I understand that it's not easy for you to run a car, and it's not too much to give you these two hundred yuan, but if you want to give it all, won't I run away in vain?"

"What do you want, one hundred and fifteen, no less!" The black car driver realized that he had met a pit brother today, and even his colleagues were pitted, and he was better than him.

"Give you two hundred and five, do you want to?" said Xiang Zuo with a smile.

"Two hundred and five, why are you scolding me!" Before the driver of the black car could react at first, he immediately became angry.

"Oh, you still dare to scold me, this is a legal country, a civilized society, I am generous, I will not sue you for insulting and slandering me, just deduct one hundred and three as my mental loss fee, according to the fare of one hundred and fifteen you said, then I will find you twenty just right!"

"I'm fucking you Malegobi, don't you be embarrassed!" The black car driver was not a good bird, and the meaning of Xiang Zuo's words was too obvious, he just didn't want to give him the fare, and he smashed out of the window with a punch as he spoke.

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