When men and women are together, even if the boy is telling a bad joke on the Internet, he can laugh out of it, and he will be amused by the meat jokes, and the girl who listens to the man's bragging with interest - a smart girl; when men and women are together, the boy will tell the beginning and the end, and the girl who understands the meat joke in seconds and is discovered by the boy, and will seriously point out the logical loopholes of the other party's bragging.

Obviously, Chen Shuyuan belongs to the former, even if she understands everything, she will act as the best listener, and it will continue with Xiao Sheng's elaboration. Tong Tong belongs to the latter. The fate of a strong man is generally miserable, not to mention the bleeding of the head, it will also be a complete body......

There was a loud 'bang' and the sound of the door closing from the second floor to the living room. Wu's mother, who never came out of the kitchen from beginning to end, continued to clean up the 'mess' that Chen Shuyuan had fiddled with, and in the living room at this time, only Chen Shuyuan standing at the top of the stairs and Xiao Sheng stood up from the sofa......

Xiao Sheng, who had a very gentle pace and always had an indifferent smile on his face, came to Chen Shuyuan's side, looking at each other, not the imaginary question, but the passing of the autumn waves between his eyebrows......

"Can I say it's a small prank? Originally, the girl recorded some of my opinions about women, and the sentences were more explicit, so ......"

"So you're stealing beams and changing pillars?" After saying this, Xiao Sheng and Chen Shuyuan looked at each other and smiled, Xiao Sheng, who lowered his head, looked at the apron in Chen Shuyuan's hand that had not yet been put down, and continued:

"What have you learned tonight? Do I have a good mouth, so let's try it first?"

"Slipping muscles, I only learned fifty percent, I really have no talent in cooking, Wu Ma is already very attentive, and it is only suitable for starting. ”

"Coincidentally, I'm very good at cooking, but I don't have a capable assistant. Do you think this is fate? A match made in heaven? The big horse monkey and the mare monkey recognize each other?" Hearing Xiao Sheng's ridiculous words, Chen Shuyuan smashed the apron in her hand into the other party's arms, turned around and walked upstairs. When she reached the bend and was about to disappear into Xiao Sheng's eyes, this girl suddenly lowered her head and looked at Xiao Sheng......

"What's the matter? reluctant to go upstairs, or do you want to sleep with me in the 'kennel' at night?" Chen Shuyuan, who was grinning, said to the donkey with his head not in the horse's mouth:

"Tong Tong's recording is not the key, the key is, when will you meet and come back...... How many days have it been?" Hearing this, Xiao Sheng was stunned, and there was no panic in his eyes as Chen Shuyuan imagined, but a little surprise. Xiao Sheng, who was smiling unabated, replaced everything with silence, scratched his head, thought about it a little, and when Chen Shuyuan stood up again and was about to go up, Xiao Sheng suddenly said:

"Too smart women, men are cautious and panicked. ”

"If you bury everything in your heart and pretend to be a woman who knows nothing, you won't be scared?"

"Incisive...... Thank you for your candor. When Xiao Sheng said this, Chen Shuyuan had already walked up with broken steps, and just walked to the second floor, Xiao Sheng's obscene voice came from downstairs.

"The trousers are too big, and the ...... is exposed" Chen Shuyuan, who heard this, subconsciously looked down at her pajama pants, and suddenly saw a figure in the afterglow, and came to the corner of the floor. When she turned around suddenly, she saw Xiao Sheng with a dirty smile on his face.

"Actually, my purpose is to see if the way you pout your ass is sexy. It's really round, it's really warped, and it's really good to have a son. After speaking, Xiao Sheng turned around and jumped down several stairs, only to hear a 'whoosh' sound, and disappeared. And Chen Shuyuan, who was stunned and ashamed, bit the corners of her mouth tightly, and muttered a sentence for a long time:

"Filthy ......" then turned around and knocked on his cousin's door.

Xiao Sheng, who turned off the TV easily, said hello to Wu's mother, then returned to his room, pushed open the door, and saw the paint-white laptop computer on the table, Xiao Sheng showed a knowing smile, for fear that Chen Shuyuan, who was lonely, contributed his notebook, in fact, according to Xiao Sheng's meaning, the most effective way to solve loneliness is for the person who sent the computer to stay, watch a well-known strength and the obvious ethics of the idol faction, and be honest with each other, so that Xiao Sheng will not be lonely......

Thinking about it, yi, yinguiyi, yin, this thing does need time to be sorted out, and it is estimated that it will be almost the same when I return to the northern province, and I don't want to? At that time, it wasn't what she said...... Do you really think that grandma came to Hong Kong City for a 'vacation'? Wrong, very wrong, the old mother was 'brainwashed' by her grandmother, and stayed in Nalan's house with all her heart......

Turning on the computer casually, looking at the only competitive platform on the page, 'Yicheng', Xiao Sheng's face showed an indifferent smile. After clicking on it, Xiao Sheng, who immediately closed it, clicked the mouse to the QQ enterprise icon, and the automatically saved number exposed another privacy ......

As Xiao Sheng touted before, he is also a hipster, and he still has QQ for social use, full of diamonds, but they are all borrowed from the scout Dongfeng and brushed! It's not that these guys can't afford to pay these small money, as the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a wife is not as good as stealing. If you think about it a little more, it is better to take someone else's than to get it yourself.

At the age of sixteen or seventeen, I used QQ to make an appointment, and now more than ten years have passed, and the level is still so little, but the Q age is not low. The glittering full diamond number, looking at Xiao Sheng, he has a sense of superiority......

Added the other party's QQ,It still needs to be verified,This thing is complete,Just as Xiao Sheng was preparing to wait for a long time,The message box was received,Was rejected?Send it again,Attached message content,It's just that the content is a little explicit。

"Naked, chatty, strong man, like red peony!"

Chen Shuyuan, who accompanied her cousin to chat, took advantage of borrowing the other party's iPad4 to log in to her private QQ.

"Sister, it's still that person who adds you. Chen Shuyuan, who didn't look at the screen, replied directly:

"No, ignore him. ”

"But people came with a message, naked, chatting, strong man, like red peony ......" Hearing this, Chen Shuyuan got up suddenly and looked downstairs through the windowsill, and at this time, Xiao Sheng, who was bare and bare at the poss, showed the muscles of his upper body that made the girl scream, and then knocked his chest muscles with his fist......

Just when Chen Shuyuan was laughing and laughing, this guy took out an underwear from behind him, a bewitching red, dazzling peony...... At this moment, the smile on Chen Shuyuan's face suddenly froze there, and the muscles on her face couldn't help twitching for a few points......

It looks like the underwear that I put in the courtyard?