The animal that came in after Li He was a little fat man.

In the crowd, the little fat man is a wonderful existence, and it is a pity that Li He lacked such a little fat man in his high school days.

At this time, Li He couldn't help but recall who his roommates were in his previous life, but like his ex-wife, all the people and things that should be remembered most clearly in his memory are precisely the most vague. Maybe God is telling him not to worry about his past life, what is in front of him is the best.

Back to this little fat man, fat people are usually not very tall, and so is this little fat man, it seems that he is shorter than Li Ningfeng, basically just 170, and his gross weight is probably ...... What 170 looks like. Fat people have naturally large faces, natural small eyes, and very white skin...... No matter how Li He looks at it, he has a slippery and greasy feeling. That is, this guy is not badly dressed, basically as long as he can maintain such a clothing price, even if he is fat, he can find a girlfriend.

Seeing Li He, the little fat man enthusiastically stretched out his hand and said, "Yo, there is a new friend, my name is Guo Tianqi, and you are welcome to Guangda." ”

Nima, this is how much she loves this school, and she has such a strong sense of being a hero when she first comes in.

Li He continued to sigh in his heart, but he couldn't refuse the hand that someone else stretched out, so he had to shake the other party's hand and say, "My name is Li He." "Please take care of it, I feel that this little fat man will not only grow horizontal meat and not bad ideas. Sure enough, as soon as he shook hands, he felt that there was something in his palm, and when he looked down, the little fat man put a Jieshibang in his hand, and said with a smile: "You're welcome, I hope this thing will not be sealed with you for four years, this is my gift to you, and it is also my best wishes to every brother in the dormitory." ”

Your sister......

Li He thought to himself, if he told him that Durex was more useful, where would this guy pull himself next?

After putting down his luggage and packing up his bed, Li He went out to pay the bill, went back to Mia for a meal at noon, and finished all kinds of admission procedures in the afternoon. That is, all kinds of queues and all kinds of complaints, at this time Li He missed the university in his previous life a little, there is nothing else, there are few people......

When Li He returned to 1574 in the evening, the entire eight-person dormitory was already full.

When Li He walked into the dormitory, the group of animals was discussing enthusiastically...... ...... of 16 opposite buildings Schoolgirl.

Li He really wanted to pretend to be forced, as soon as he entered the university, he knew how to talk about girls, can you be a little promising? Can you memorize the 24-character mantra? Do you know what the Belt and Road Initiative is? Do you know when the Liaoning ship will be launched, I will go! Do you know that A Bian of the Democratic Progressive Party will come to power next year? Well, you guys are really ...... like this? It's normal.

He didn't join the discussion right away, but as soon as he entered, he pricked up his ears and listened, talking about girls, well, isn't Ji Xiao not around? I don't take the initiative to provoke, I can't listen?

"There is a legend. At this time, the most eyebrow-dancing is still the little fat man with a height of 170 and a weight of 170, his bed is just on the top bunk opposite Li He, Li He saw him sitting on his bed and dangling his legs, isn't this the style of painting that only young girls have?

"The legend goes like this. The so-called Everbright has no school flowers, not that there are no beauties in Everbright. On the contrary, it is because there are too many beauties in Guangda, and the beauties who have reached the school flower level are all stubble by stubble like leeks, so no one is convinced, so there is no school flower species. ”

"There is also a legend in the rivers and lakes," after taking a sip of water, the little fat man continued to dance with his eyebrows, and said: "In the colleges and universities in the provincial capital, if you want to talk about beautiful women, you must first look at the four universities, which are the four universities?

In terms of the number of female students, it must be the first in Normal University, in terms of height, it is a city college, in terms of openness, it is an art college, and in terms of comprehensive quality, it must be our Everbright. The so-called comprehensive quality is not only about appearance, but also about figure, temperament, dressing taste, and literary and artistic level.

And if you want to see the beauties of this school, you have to look at the four major departments. What are the four major departments? The Department of Music and Dance, not to mention this, is the hardcover version of the Academy of Arts; and then foreign languages, but the eyes of the little girls in the foreign language department are all on the top of their heads, and in their opinion, their boyfriends are either looking for foreign countries or looking for people who want to go abroad; if you want to talk about fashion taste, you have to look at the department, those women seem to be born with how to wear clothes and how not to wear clothes, and what we Chinese is pure natural and wild...... According to my practical experience, the above legends are basically reliable. ”

Hahahaha, there was a burst of laughter, and then someone raised his hand and asked, "What do you mean by pure natural wild?"

Guo Tianqi replied seriously: "It's that when you first meet, if you don't wear makeup or dress up, you look good, and if you don't look good, you won't look good. Of course, only during the beginning of the school year, they will soon become confusing to you whether they are real or fake. ”

Someone raised his hand again: "Excuse me, how old are you, where did you get your practical experience?"

Guo Tianqi calmly took out a SLR and said, "I have a machine in hand, I have a beautiful woman." My brother has an ambition, which is to go to colleges and universities that are rich in beauties across the country, photograph the school flowers of each college, and then compile an illustrated "Dictionary of College Beauties". Don't say that my brother is obscene, knowing how to appreciate beauty is a kind of realm. ”

Awesome, everyone thinks that Guo Tianqi is very awesome, and they don't seem to notice how much a DSLR is worth in this era. However, although this guy has always shown a harmless smile on his face, he said that it was art, and everyone still thought he was very obscene.

"I also heard a legend. At this time, another person in the dormitory said, "I heard that the military training for new students in Everbright University is the most rigorous among all colleges and universities in Tiannan Province. ”

This guy is the highest altitude in the bedroom, taller than Li He, at least one meter eighty-five, the body size and height ratio are slightly too thin, with a rectangular face and long hair, to say handsome Li He is handsome, more handsome than everyone else in the bedroom, but it is slightly rougher than Li Jingwei. When Li Jingwei thought of Li Jingwei, Li He's heart was a little blocked, he didn't want to continue to participate in these topics, it happened that this handsome guy with a rectangular face brought the topic to military training, and everyone else was booed, Li He pretended to be very interested and asked: "I heard that your accent is Qilu people, how do you know about Everbright military training?"

The handsome guy with a rectangular face said: "I am still from Qilu, my surname is Qi, Qi Siyuan." I listened to what my fellow countryman said, my fellow is a senior brother in the Department of Physics and Electricity, and now he is a junior, and he said that Everbright's military training is different from other families. Other families invite instructors to go to the school for training, and Everbright military training is to pull new students to the military camps in the suburbs, and other people's military training is ten days, and Everbright military training is three weeks! Not only do they eat and live in the barracks, but they also have to train the same as the soldiers in the barracks, and the zipper also goes the farthest.

This topic...... It was very cold, and no one spoke for a while.

Qi Siyuan was embarrassed for a moment and asked, "Shouldn't I yearn for this thing?"

"You still yearn for it!" Guo Tianqi showed a bitter gourd face and said: "Hurry up and pull it down! We are people who study literature, and we are talking about art and literature, not being played by people who are muddy and sweaty! Let's talk about it first, if I fall down in military training, you should not come to the hospital to see me, and if you want to come, you must also bring some female classmates." ”

Li He smiled, changed the topic and said: "Routines are routines, so let's do it, everyone comes from different places, this is going to spend four years together, this Nima is fate, fate, the rules of the rivers and lakes, let's arrange them according to age." ”

This can be had, and it is also a compulsory course for new students to enter the school, so everyone reports their age.

Lined up, the little fat man Guo Tianqi turned out to be the boss, one and a half years older than the average age of the dormitory, his family is from the city, and I don't know what he did to stay in this grade.

The second child is called Zhao Jialin, from the ancient Xixia realm, not tall, but relatively old, although he is half a year younger than Guo Tianqi, but he looks several years older than Guo Tianqi, even his hair is a little sparse, and his eye sockets are very deep when he laughs, which makes people inexplicably think of the word "iron harrier".

The third child is Qi Siyuan, from Qilu.

The fourth Li Ningfeng, from Xingqing City, the northwesternmost part of the province, has many lofty mountains and mountains, and it has been a place where bandits have been unearthed since ancient times, so Li Ningfeng seems to be white, but in fact there is a fierce atmosphere.

The fifth child's name is Dong Yi, he is from the imperial capital, and he looks and dresses decently, but if it is said that Guo Tianqi is just pretending to be literary and artistic, in fact, it is to shoot beautiful women, and Dong Yi, who never brings a camera, is really literary and artistic.

The sixth Chen Zhen is from Guangnan, but he doesn't speak with an accent, and he can't tell where he is from in standard Mandarin, only when he scolds with a smile, he will use his hometown dialect, Chen Zhen's height is short in the bedroom, and he is about 165 by sight.

Li He studied early and was the seventh in the dormitory, but he was not the youngest, the youngest was Xu Xiaoshu, who had just turned 17 the day before entering college. Maybe it's because he's young, maybe it's stunted, the eighth looks thin and small, and his eyes are a little wary when he looks at people, and when everyone was discussing it hotly just now, he hardly talked much.

The seats were arranged, and the boss said generously: "Yes, I'm a local, and I'm the boss, I invite everyone to eat in the afternoon of the day after tomorrow, why the day after tomorrow, because after dinner in the afternoon the day after tomorrow, we will go directly to the class meeting." I heard that the quality of girls in this year's Chinese class is the highest in years, don't be too excited, hahahaha!"

Li He shook his head slightly in a hormonal laughter, and said in his heart, Okay, take a look, just look, brother, I am very calm......

Readers who have read Lao Bai's previous work will find that the characters in the previous work have been resurrected...... Okay, this is Lao Bai's tribute to his previous work, but rest assured, they won't become zombies again...... See you tomorrow.