Chapter 35 FACE Ranking
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There are New Year's reports everywhere, but Shi Zhenqiu doesn't feel anything, and it is still the rhythm of work and rest.
But at the beginning of the new year, everyone finally gave the woman who was behind the scenes a name in various jokes - Ma Fengchun.
The woman didn't say yes or no, so she was called that.
On the first recording of the new year, something happened that completely changed the rhythm of Infinite Challenge.
The cause of the incident has to start before the recording.
Early in the morning, Shi Zhenqiu came to the waiting room and unexpectedly found that Liu Zaishi actually came earlier than him.
It's just that this eldest brother is not in a good state, with bags under his eyes, wrinkled skin, and a shiny face.
"Brother Shi, have you been kicked out of your home? Or are your parents unable to stand it and won't let you go home?"
Because of Park Myung-so's joke, Yoo Jae-seok became a well-known *** enthusiast in the whole country, which really annoyed Yoo Jae-seok for a long time.
At this time, Shi Zhenqiu mentioned this stubble, and Liu Zaishi jumped like thunder.
"Ah, you still say, it's all you guys, and my parents are very embarrassed to see me. ”
Shi Zhenqiu clapped his hands and laughed.
"Hahahaha, have you seen it?"
"Ahem...... Ahem......"
Liu Zaishi's face was very unnatural, his eyes were wandering, and he just didn't answer.
It seems that Park Myung-so is not framed out of thin air.
Because there is no one else here, Shi Zhenqiu is alone, and he is not so daring. Otherwise, Liu Zaishi will be angered, and no one will pull him, and he will definitely be beaten.
So he decided to start with something else.
"Ah, Brother Shi, I just saw you without makeup today, it's really ugly. ”
Liu Zaishi smiled speechlessly.
"How good are you? I don't know anything else, but you're the ugliest of men under thirty in Korea. ”
Shi Zhenqiu couldn't accept it at all.
"Hey, although you are the eldest brother, you are also a senior. If it's something else, I'll back down. But when it comes to your face, haven't you heard any bad news?"
"What kind of rumors?" Liu Zaishi was suspicious.
Shi Zhenqiu pulled the others up.
"Haha, brother has said behind your back more than once that you are Yoda, Yoda, what kind of thing is Yoda?"
Liu Zaishi didn't come up in one breath, and he was completely angry.
"Ah, really, this can't just be left at that. When everyone arrives today, let's compare who is handsome and who is ugly. ”
was originally a joke, but because it was taken seriously, it quickly became the top priority of the program team.
Until the start of the recording, everyone was still arguing.
Although everyone is not a handsome person outside, but here, among a group of creatures below average, how can they survive if they still lose?
Even if it's because of pride, you can't back down.
"So, let's let the audience judge, and the audience's eyes are always bright, right?"
Haha made a suggestion.
He has always thought that he is the most handsome person in Wujiao, so he is not false at all, and he also pulled the audience in.
This is a very good suggestion, and everyone agrees.
"Well, here today, each of us puts on what we think is the most handsome pose. And then let the program team take a photo and hand it over to the audience for selection?"
Liu Zaishi thought very well, and no one had any opinions.
At this time, everyone still doesn't know that in the future, because of the problem of one face, there will be countless stories.
The person who proposed it was haha, and he was the first to stand up.
At this time, he was still extremely confident.
"To be honest, it's already unfair to me to compare myself to you. Even if I get an ugly photo, I'll still be one. ”
As he spoke, he deliberately squeezed his eyebrows, living like a baboon, extremely confident.
"It can be one. ”
This is haha's firm attitude, and everyone has it firmly in mind.
Then came Lu Hongzhe, who stood sideways, his eyes staring into the distance.
It's just that if such a look is done by an actor, then it must be extremely affectionate. As for Lu Hongzhe......
"Brother Hong Zhe, is this pretending to be a dead fish?"
Shi Zhenqiu quickly made a definition, causing everyone to clap and laugh.
Lu Hongzhe hurriedly defended.
"What, I have an arrogant expression. ”
Zheng Hengdun was even worse, turning his back to the camera, turning around suddenly, and raising his hands up, brushing up the hair on his forehead.
It's a pity that the fat body can't create a little curve, just like a big rock.
When it was Liu Zaishi's turn, everyone worked together and didn't let him wear glasses. So Liu Zaishi, who was without makeup, appeared in the camera very terrifyingly.
Everyone finished their turns, and in the end it was Shi Zhenqiu.
"I have to say, my brothers really don't know how to take art photos. It's okay if you don't have talent, it's still so ugly, I'm afraid I won't have the opportunity to touch the camera in the future. ”
The crowd laughed.
This little bastard is really good.
Which of the people present has not debuted for many years?
Who hasn't touched a camera?
If you want to say that he has the least experience, he is actually still it.
But Shi Zhenqiu pretended to be old, and after standing up, he talked nonsense.
"The most important thing to take pictures is the angle and the light. When these two aspects are perfectly combined, an amazing work of art is born. Now, you're coming to see what I'm doing......"
As he spoke, he slowly leaned his back against the wall, bowed his head, and began to meditate.
"That...... Shi Zhenqiuxi, please take a look at the lens. ”
It's over, there is so much nonsense in front of him, and VJ's words reveal his nihilistic nature.
Shi Zhenqiu realized that he was patronizing and being handsome, but he didn't notice where the camera was?
Feeling embarrassed, he quickly changed his posture amid everyone's laughter.
What lights, what angles, all retreat, no face is fake.
Seven people just took the photo like this, and then sent it out by the program team.
Two weeks later, when it was time to record again, everyone finally learned that the results were in.
The program team is quite formal, and there is no shortage of envelopes and nameplates, just like the real awards ceremony.
Finally, the time has come to reveal.
For no reason, everyone was very nervous.
Haha with his head down, his eyes closed and yelling.
"Really...... It's really going to be. ”
What he meant was that if you didn't get the first place, you would really get angry.
"First of all, this is the result of the audience vote among the seven members of Infinite Challenge. One more thing, especially the ......"
Liu Zaishi deliberately emphasized: "As long as we are ruthless, we can also vote in person." ”
Everyone's eyes lit up, and they didn't even think of such a solution.
Shi Zhenqiu, who was at the far end of the project, said faintly: "I have already voted." ”
Now everyone is gone.
"Yaxi, busy, do you still have a sense of morality?"
"Sure enough, there are such shameless people, how can they vote for themselves?"
Shi Zhenqiu Zhenzhen has words.
"Didn't Brother Shi say that you can vote for yourself. ”
Everyone was speechless, very depressed, hating themselves for not thinking about it earlier.
"First of all, it will be announced starting from the fifth place selected by the netizen gate. ”
Because there were seven people, the fifth place, although it was lower, was definitely a consoling result.
For a while, everyone was very nervous and didn't want to miss such a good position.
In the midst of a commotion, it turned out to be Lee Yoon-seok.
The national sick bones did not have much ambition, and they were really happy to know that they were safe.
The unexpected happened in the fourth place.
Last week, the members chose the first place within the group haha, but this time it fell to the fourth place.
Haha looked shocked and couldn't believe it.
"I, it's me, it's not like !!!."
From the first place in the on-site voting to the fourth place in the online voting, haha is almost to death.
He has always thought that he is the first beautiful man without a pick, and he actually ranks fourth here. As far as he is concerned, it is no different from the last place.
But what does it matter?
Anyway, everyone was quite happy to see him unhappy.
You kicked it, I kicked it, and I kicked this guy who was pretending to be a child to the fourth place.
"Oh yes, I'm in the top three. ”
Shi Zhenqiu was elated, waving his arms, no different from a mentally ill person.
Here, you must not fall into the lower circle, otherwise you will be worse off than dead.
The third place followed by Zheng Hengdun turned out to be the winner.
Watching the little fat man dancing with his hands, all the people who were not read their names were upset.
"Pig's heads can be ranked ahead of me, and this vote has no authority at all. ”
"That brother has a very shabby temperament, how can it be?"
But no matter how Haha and Shi Zhenqiu complained, Zheng Hengdun still won the third place.
It's going to be a great second place soon, and there aren't many good positions, and everyone is really getting nervous.
Shi Zhenqiu was not calm at all, and quickly climbed in front of the camera to make himself popular.
"Ladies and gentlemen, take a good look at how young I am, only twenty-three years old, the same age as flowers. Putting them together with their old bark is in itself an insult to the facts. ”
But as he spoke, his face changed.
"Hey, hey, VJ, why are you backing off? What's that expression?"
What emoji?
Of course, I was scared by the ugly face.
Seeing that everyone was deflated in the busy house, everyone was the happiest.
"Hahaha, we can't recognize reality all the time, it's so cute. ”
Failed to attract popularity, Shi Zhenqiu sat back sullenly, watching Liu Zaishi take the two away.
"Can Yoda be two?" Haha was really angry.
"That brother relies on popularity, and if he goes abroad, he is definitely at the bottom. Shi Zhenqiu also can't see others getting benefits.
It's a pity that no matter how everyone condemns it, Liu Zaishi happily brought the nameplate of the two of them, which really makes everyone envious, jealous and hateful.