"Ahh

Looking up at the signboard of the 'Paradise Cafe' in front of him, Li Jian sighed softly and dragged in listlessly with zombie-like steps.

After fleeing for three days in the name of buying a car, today I was finally forced out by my mother to go on a blind date. And not only this time, starting from today, starting from this time, in the next four days, Li Jian will usher in eight blind dates.

Now Li Jian is about to face the first scene, and the blind date is a woman named Cai Fangling.

Walking into the café, Li Jian said the name of the reservation to the waiter who greeted him, and was taken to table seven.

Because he was early, he was kicked out of the house by his mother under the pretext that 'a man should arrive early is a gentleman'. Therefore, when Li Jian sat down at table seven, there were still more than twenty minutes before the agreed nine and a half in the morning, and Cai Fangling had not yet come.

Even if you don't want to go on a blind date, you will be safe when you come.

Therefore, Li Jian, who knew that he could not escape the fate of the blind date, sat down peacefully, ordered a glass of juice, took out his mobile phone, connected to the wifi of the café, and clicked on a mobile game that he often played.

Just when Li Jian was bored and playing the game, suddenly a figure paused in front of Li Jian, and then this person was surprised.

Li Jian looked up and saw a big beautiful woman standing in front of him. Tall, ponytailed, black-framed, wide-rimmed glasses, full in front and round in the back......

Eh, why does it look familiar?

After Li Jian looked at this big beauty for half a second, she finally remembered who she was. It turned out to be the 'poisonous beauty' who made Xue Qi forget the original intention of 'refusing to go on a blind date' at the Queqiao meeting and lost all the discipline to talk to. It's also the beautiful doctor who indirectly let herself know the news of the 'beetle snake'!

"Is that you? Miss Cai?"

Thinking that the blind date arranged by my mother in the past few days was all obtained at that Queqiao meeting, this poisonous beauty is also a member of the unmarried men and women in the Queqiao meeting. Therefore, Li Jian immediately connected this girl with her blind date today.

As a result, it didn't work out, this beautiful woman who once felt that Li Jian was familiar at the time and took the initiative to talk to her, but was so angry that Li Jian borrowed her words to sarcastically mock Xue Qi, and she actually held a grudge.

After listening to Li Jian's inquiry, he didn't answer at all, but directly snorted coldly, and after giving a very delicate big white eye, he started to staggered with Li Jian again. came to table eight behind Li Jian, and sat down heavily across a backrest position from Li Jian.

"Apparently not. ”

Although he was stared at, Li Jian didn't take it to heart, and after muttering to himself, he lowered his head and continued to play his phone. However, before Li Jian could devote himself to the game again, he was attracted by the conversation at table eight behind him.

This 'poisonous tongue beauty' came here for the same purpose as Li Jian, and she also came on a blind date. The man came earlier than Li Jian, this buddy Li Jian glanced at it before sitting down, and he had a little impression, he was a white, handsome, a little wooden, and a very bookish buddy.

This buddy seems to be stunned by the appearance of the big beauty at first sight. When he spoke, his mouth was a little unfavorable.

"You...... Okay, you are Miss Lu, I'm He Feng. You may be seated...... Oh...... Already sat down. What would you like to drink...... I ......"

"Waitress, latte......! Plus add me a blueberry muffin......"

Before this buddy finished the perfect performance of the courteous steps, he was interrupted by the poisonous tongue beauty, and directly snapped his fingers and greeted his coffee.

Sadly, this guy is completely ignored by the big beauty!

It wasn't until the big beauty finished ordering the coffee and snacks she asked for to the waiter who came over that she finally seemed to see the buddy who seemed to be a little nervous sitting opposite, and said the first sentence to this buddy:

"Now we have seen each other, since we are here for a blind date. Let's get to know each other, you first?"

"Shall I say first? uh, okay, I'll say it first, I'll say it first!"

The buddy seemed to be shocked by the aura of the poisonous beauty, and became more and more nervous, and after taking a sip of coffee, he didn't dare to raise his head to look at the big beauty, and stared at the coffee cup with his head down and began to introduce himself:

"My name is He Feng, the geometric He of Euclid, the peak of the mountain, and I am twenty-nine years old. He graduated from the Department of Mathematics at Hokkai Institute of Technology, and then at Kyoto University, majoring in financial mathematics.

He is now working at Boyuan Data Company in Haizhou City as a data model analysis engineer.

My annual salary is 500,000 yuan, and the year-end bonus is about 650,000 to 800,000 yuan. There is a house in Wangjing Huating, which is a duplex of 160 square meters. There was an audi a4 sedan with a deposit of ......"

Hearing this buddy say a bunch of words, before Li Jian, who was eavesdropping behind her back, laughed, the big beauty over there became impatient first. The opening interrupted:

"I didn't ask you this, when you go on a blind date, what does the other party want to know, don't you know? Can you think about the problem with normal human thinking?"

In the face of the aggressiveness of the big beauty, this introverted buddy became more and more nervous, and after taking a sip of the coffee that had been cold again, he nodded:

"Okay, okay, I got it.

That ......"

The guy hesitated for two seconds, then his expression suddenly became firm, and after taking a deep breath, he opened his mouth and spit out like a machine gun:

"I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't like mahjong gambling, I don't beat my wife. In the future, the money will be in your charge, and it is enough to give me 300 yuan of pocket money every month, and if you bring food at noon, you can do it without pocket money. If you want to spend money on something, just buy it, I don't care. The house can be in your name, and the car can be bought for you again. What to do about the wedding, listen to you, Western, Chinese, or travel to get married. After I get married, I don't have to live with my parents, and I like to have children, whether they are boys or girls. If it's a difficult birth, I'll keep it big. If you fall into the water, I'll save you. My mom can swim. If you don't like housework, I can do it all. I can cook, tidy up the room, and do the laundry. If you want to exercise, I can accompany you, morning jogging, fitness, yoga, national standard, I can do it. If you like to travel, we can go out once or twice a year. Both domestic and foreign. If you don't want to work, you can just do anything. I am very committed to my marriage and will not cheat. If I cheat, I'll leave the house. I've never been in love, I don't have a first girlfriend. My classmates are all male, and my colleagues are all male......"

Such an introverted and wooden buddy, who doesn't know how to practice, said such a lot, he didn't even play a child, four or five hundred words, and it took an hour to come out. And the words are clear and not ambiguous at all.

It's so funny!

"Ahem......"

Li Jian, who was eavesdropping, finally couldn't hold back when he heard this buddy say this. A mouthful of juice that had been in my mouth for a long time squirted out at once, and the cough was mixed with laughter, one after another, with the virtue of 'I can't do it anymore'.

Li Jian's performance is so obvious, and the big beauty who is only separated from Li Jian by a backrest will naturally not hear it.

The big beauty originally felt that the blind date was embarrassing, but now she actually let Li Jian, a guy who has a lot of trouble with her, listen to it correctly, and she felt a little unbearable on her face.

"Stop!"

The big beauty first snorted coldly, holding back the words of this classmate He Feng, and then stood up suddenly, turned her head to Li Jian, who was already lying on the table behind the chair, and the tears of laughter came out, and said quietly:

"This gentleman, you have such a bad cough, you seem to have a terminal illness! ”

I'll go, I deserve to be a 'poisonous tongue beauty', and I'll let people die when I open my mouth!

Even Li Jian, who had already seen this girl's poisonous tongue, couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded after hearing it.

After a sentence burst out and made Li Jian's laughter stop abruptly, the big beauty sat down and said angrily to the buddy who had been scared by herself:

"Forget it, you'd better listen to my conditions first. If you can agree, we'll move on, and if not, then forget it.

I am a doctor and I want my husband to support me in my work. I usually spend three to four months a year in needing to go to poor areas for medical assistance and can't go home.

Starting next year, I will participate in the African Medical Aid Mission, which will be in Africa for about three to five years.

When I don't go out to help the doctor, I usually have to work one to two night shifts a week, but because of my work, I usually have to work three to four extra days.

I'm a conservative person who thinks that men and women need at least five to seven years to get to know each other before getting married. Also, I don't support premarital sex.

I'm a Dinkist and don't want kids after marriage.

I'm a liberal, and I don't want to be bound after marriage......"

The words of the big beauty almost made Li Jian squirt out again.

This girl is definitely deliberate, she doesn't want to get married at all, or even fall in love. She was completely refusing to say this. And it's not tactful at all.

Sure enough, as soon as the big beauty spoke, this buddy who had fallen in love with the big beauty at first sight before was vague. Troubled temptation:

"Well, can't you discuss it? I'm twenty-nine now, if it's five or seven years old...... There are also child problems, and you don't need to bring them, my mother ......."

"It's not negotiable, that's my bottom line!"

didn't wait for this buddy to finish speaking, the big beauty vetoed it categorically.

Then, after the two people at table No. 8 were silent for a long time, the buddy finally stood up with a reluctant face, and said with an apologetic smile:

"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't accept it. See you soon!"

Then this He Feng brother, who was still a gentleman, helped the beautiful woman settle the bill, and left disappointed, and the back was full of loneliness.

ps: Thank you for the reward of the "novelist to read" brother, thank you for the reward of "Swallowing the Heart with the Wind", "The Emperor of the King of Yama", "Haiyi, Heart", and "The Three Brothers".

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