Chapter 3: Pranks
Shi Lei's pupils contracted instantly, and he looked at the screen of the cash machine......
What the hell is this?!
On the ATM, the tabs that should have appeared on the left and right sides did not appear, whether it was to transfer money, check the balance, or withdraw money, etc., there were no options, there was just a slowly flowing void like a starry sky, and in the center of this swirling hole, there was a ...... Stick??
Although he doesn't like to play games, Shi Lei has watched a lot of Western fantasy movies, and soon, he realized that it was not a bullshit stick, but a scepter representing supreme power. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
However, is this a virus in the ATM?
Speaking of which, the ATM is also a form of computer, at most a robot with the function of depositing and withdrawing money and counting money, it should also be a virus...... Right?
Shi Lei wanted to turn around and leave, he was really a little worried that the situation of the virus in the ATM was related to the damn bank card he stuffed in. After all, what country's bank would name itself a slave bank?
But wait, slave? What did this virus-infected ATM just say?
As if "Welcome, new slave"?
So, the slave bank, no, is the slave development bank, if the word order is changed, the development of the slave bank, it seems a bit ......
Shi Lei felt in a trance that he had found a clue.
This bank card, or is this bank for the sake of developing slaves? Well, the name could not be more apt, and it ......
me, I've become a slave to this bank?--Shi Lei tried to turn around and run again, but his legs seemed to be welded to the ground, and he couldn't move at all, his heart was full of fear, and his body began to tremble.
At this time, the strange voice that was neither male nor female came from the ATM: "Yes, you can still maintain a standing posture, it seems that the slave of this development is at least much stronger in terms of psychological quality than the previous ones." ā
The slaves of this development, the Malegobi, are really the development of slave banks.
This is a great socialist country, and it is not a poor and impoverished Africa, so no matter how rich and powerful you are, you can't play with two slaves, right? What's more, what's the use of having slaves?
"Can you see me, are you talking to me?" Shi Lei tried to calm his breathing, trying to keep his composure to say a word, but the trembling voice between his tones, and the movement of his upper and lower teeth bumping between each word, still betrayed him.
The ATM actually smiled, and the scepter on the screen slowly turned in a circle, and a ruby on the crown-shaped object at the top shone with a bewitching light, blinding Shi Lei's eyes.
Of course, laughter can't tell the male from the female.
"Hahaha, although you are pretending to be calm, but you dare to talk to me so quickly, your psychological quality is really better than your predecessors. I hope you can keep such a strong heart in the future, and I'm sure you don't want to be like that guy last night, right?"
Shi Lei looked around, he felt that he might have encountered some kind of prank, for example, a reality show on a TV station? However, a reality show like this type may be possible in Europe and the United States, but in this country, it can't be approved to be broadcast by the bare beard, right?
I have to say that Shi Lei is really different from everyone else, so it has to be his......
If you say it well, it is called simple, and if you don't say it well, it is called a lack of strings in your brain.
After inexplicably turning the words prank and reality show in his mind, he was not afraid.
He!
Don't be afraid!
"What did you just say, saying I became your slave?"
Seeing that Shi Lei really calmed down so quickly, and he no longer trembled when he spoke, the scepter was obviously a little stunned.
"It's really psychologically strong, this time it's finally a little interesting!" The voice that is neither male nor female sounded again, and then said: "That's right, you have become my new slave, you have adapted to your new identity so quickly, it seems that you are not only psychologically good, but also very smart." ā
Shi Lei was secretly funny, and said in his heart that the guy who made this prank was really good.
So he pretended to be at a loss and said, "But...... But I don't want to be anyone's slave. ā
"The slave itself has no decision, and when you pick up this card, insert it into this ATM, and enter the password, your fate is completely sealed. The voice began to look a little unhappy, and it said sternly, "Remember, I don't like my slaves to rebel, not even a word or two!"
Shi Lei continued to play the role of panicking, he said: "But...... But I didn't pick it up...... It was when I woke up that this card came to me on its own. ā
Belch......
The voice seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then said with some annoyance: "It doesn't matter, the important thing is that you inserted the card into the ATM and entered the password." I didn't force you, did I?"
Shi Lei crooked his mouth a little painfully, and said reluctantly: "Okay, greed kills people." ā
"You guy, why do you talk so much, from now on, you shut up for me and listen to me!"
Shi Lei nodded helplessly, without saying a word, but he was thinking in his heart, why hasn't anyone come in yet, today is the weekend, isn't there any student in the school who wants to withdraw money? Oh, this is a prank, obviously someone got a camera here, so there must be someone outside to prevent others from coming in......
This stupid and bold, he doesn't think about it, if it's really a prank, who would be so boring and make such a big battle just to play him like this, the reality show is even more impossible, and he is not Deng Chao's tease.
Seeing that Shi Lei finally stopped speaking honestly, the voice seemed to be satisfied again, and it continued: "The first article of the slave code is that slaves will receive income from their masters every week. The initial quota is 10,000 yuan. ā
What!
The so-called first rule seriously provoked Shi Lei's three views.
Is it 10,000 yuan a week? Or is it the initial amount? Does that mean it will be higher in the future?
If all this were true, it would seem ...... It's quite happy!?
But why 10,000 pieces?
That guy bought him a shirt for 100,000 yuan last night, that is, that guy has been upgraded to 100,000 yuan a week? But it's only 100,000 yuan, how long did that guy save to afford that Porsche?
Shi Lei pondered in his mind, if what happened today was just a prank, there was no doubt that last night's one should just be a magic trick. David Copperfield can even turn a locomotive into a vanishing in front of a crowd, and it doesn't seem difficult to make a person disappear.
It's a big battle!
Shi Lei's heart was inexplicably cold, he almost realized that the 100,000 yuan he had just gotten couldn't be kept, or perhaps, this was the reward for pranks?
Silently took out his Meizu mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and checked the change wallet......
Well, 100,000 dollars are gone.
Shi Lei silently scolded the spicy next door in his heart, although he didn't know how the manipulator behind this voice confiscated the money in his WeChat wallet, but he had already decided to change the WeChat payment password in a while.
Seeing that Shi Lei didn't react, the voice said again: "The second article of the slave code states that slaves must consume all the income given by their masters every week. ā
Shi Lei only felt that if all this was true, he should still be a slave! Who of you has ever seen a slave who can receive 40,000 oceans a month?
But that's not right, since this second rule is that all the income must be spent every week, it is impossible for that guy to save the money to buy that sports car last night, which means that the man's quota is far more than 100,000 yuan? The reason why he was in a hurry to buy his own clothes last night was only because he had 100,000 yuan left in his quota last week?
If I ask him, what is his weekly quota? millions?
Shi Lei became more and more inclined that this was just a prank.
Article 3 of the Slave Code...... Well, with your current slave level, you only need to know the first two. The voice continued, becoming extremely harsh, "but the most important thing is Slave Code Clause 0. ā
Shi Lei was already speechless and complained, Article Zero, it seems that the designer of this prank probably has some kind of flaw in his brain.
"Article 0 of the slave code, those who violate the slave code will be punished!"