Extra Part 1: A day in the life of pets
Among the mountains of the Eastern Kingdom, there is such a place. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info magic converges here, but it's extremely unstable. This is the home of the Guardian of the World, his castle, and his magical laboratory.
In recent weeks, more strange things have been creeping up on the Karazan Tower.
First came the visit of a group of adventurers of very different shapes, then I heard that the butler and maid had fished out a girl from the teleportation array, and that a stone statue of a Titan in the southeast of the castle had come to life, and so on. You know, when the owner was in the castle, these strange things were like a mouse meeting a cat, and they never happened, at least after the owner's brain was normal.
Early this morning, the eldest lady went out with her friends. Leave behind three (or head) creatures that have never been seen before.
Perhaps, in the eyes of my colleagues, I do not like to talk to them, nor do I tend to flatter them, I only prefer to communicate with the animals I manage, which are more innocent and clean than humans (including all races that stand and walk).
So I need to get close to these new friends, but before I do, I need to see what they're doing.
The beast had stayed in his master's room and had not been out since morning. I'm going to go there and observe first.
Sure enough, the seven-foot-tall fat bear was in the room, and there were many tunnels and flaps in the tower, which was very helpful for my observations.
According to yesterday's brief meeting, this big fat man needs to consume a lot of food, but at this time, he is not impressed by the mountains of snacks piled up on the desk. The zipper on his stomach was open, and the contents were thrown to the ground, and it looked like he was looking for something now.
Hmmm? Why is it tickling under my ass now? Could it be a mouse?
I was squatting in the dark passage, and when I looked down, it turned out to be the sprouted garlic. When did it enter this tunnel? I quickly made a 'shhh' gesture at it. It disagreed, laughing and chirping (in plant language): "That's it!"
Luckily, the big guy in the house didn't notice it, otherwise the hook implanted in his body wasn't vegetarian, and this thing had a lot of strength and could easily tear down the entire wall I was on. In order to avoid being discovered, I hurriedly and gently grabbed the garlic sprout and lifted it up and held it in my hand. It had a happy expression on its face, and it was still saying 'just that'. I had no choice but to plug its little mouth with my little thumb and continue to look at the anxious fat man in the room.
The fat man moved the bed away and continued his search. But he didn't speak, so I didn't know what he was looking for. It is difficult to define what exactly this fat man is, because of the hollow structure, he should not have been alive. But if it's a robot, he doesn't have a single screw or steel plate on him. He can speak the baby language of the beast, and he should be a lion cub or a bear cub.
No matter what, anyway, looking at the sutures on his body, this thing is artificially made, and it is by no means conceived by nature.
The fat bear searched for a while, but still couldn't find it, and he sat down on the ground with some disappointment.
The garlic in her hand was agitated at this time, she writhed the garlic cloves on her body, and I realized that the narrow dark passage was already full of the 'fragrance' of garlic, and it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, so I hurriedly retreated. As soon as I got out of the secret passage, a soul maid happened to pass through me, and we startled each other.
The maid reproached: "Listen to the root of the wall!
She hurried away with a gossip, leaving alone a stunned groom in the empty hidden hallway.
"Ahh
"Who's there?"
Looking back, it was a pair of armor. The empty armor suddenly spoke: "It's not me. "Most of the armor in the castle has souls sealed, and there are many people who can talk and walk back and forth, which is not surprising, but strangely he says it's not him.
"Ahh I saw a colorful puppy slowly walking out from behind the feet of the armor, and it wore a gas mask on its face.
"Oh scare me! Are you one of the visitors?"
A lazy and muffled voice came from the gas mask: "Wangwang!" (Well, I probably have a cold.) )”
"I think you're poisoned... ”
Cucumber: "Wow!" (Maybe!) I'm old and a little forgetful. )”
"Heavenly Father is with you, my friend. You really need a doctor right now. ”
Cucumber: "Even that arrogant undead priest can't cure me of the poison." )”
"But you look bad, brother. ”
Cucumber: "The idiot elf put this fool-looking mask on me, how did you see my complexion?"
"Because of your special coat color, of course. ”
Cucumber: "I remember I was yellowskin. It doesn't matter, what do you have in your hand?"
"A talking head of garlic. With that, I picked up the garlic and showed it to the old dog.
Cucumber: "Hell, plants can walk now?"
"No, that's the only thing. ”
Cucumber: "Nice to meet you, I'm sad, goodbye." ”
"Wait a minute, do you know what the fat guy with you is looking for?"
Cucumber: "He's looking for a spare MONOCULUS, he told me this morning." ”
"Do you know where the MONOCULUS is?"
Cucumber: "Maybe, but I'm holding back, and if you can help me take off this stupid mask and let me breathe, maybe I'll remember." ”
"This... "This dog's sneeze must be poisonous, and if it contains magic, then even an undead groom like me may not be immune. But I'd love to study these three creatures, they're all special, and if you want to be friends with them, you'll have to do this favor. I put the garlic on the high windowsill so that the gas would not infect the little one.
I carefully removed the puppy's mask and prayed that I would never sneeze now. The puppy's snot had already flowed across the river, and it sucked back and exhaled deeply.
Cucumber: "Oh my gosh, I'm almost forgetting the smell of fresh air." ”
"Do you remember the MONOCULUS?"
Cucumber: "MONOCULUS?
"You just told me! That's what the fat man was looking for. ”
Cucumber: "Oh, it's the glass ball." I've seen it in the kitchen. ”
"That's right, I think the place where fat people go the most is probably the kitchen. Can you please come with me to find it?"
Cucumber: "Of course, I'll be happy to help, as long as you don't put a mask on me." ”
I picked up the garlic baby and followed the puppy to the kitchen. The kitchen was empty, it was lunch break, and the cooks and butchers were playing dice in the staff lounge, and I had been wondering why they hadn't gotten tired of playing for almost twenty years.
The puppy raised his head and looked at the hanging cabinet above the wine table: "Right there, I saw a cook pick up the glass ball and put it on it." ”
I stood on tiptoe, holding one hand on the edge of the open cabinet and touching it in with the other. Who knew that there was a bottle on the outside of the hanging cupboard, which happened to be knocked over by my fumbling hand. In mid-air, brown dust spreads and descends rapidly.
I saw that the puppy took two breaths in a row and opened his mouth wide. I thought to myself, this is the end of it, I'm going to die on a bottle of pepper. When I was sluggish, I saw Garlic Baby standing beside the puppy, stretched out his short two hands, reached the buds on his head, gently broke them, and then stuffed the two little green shoots into the puppy's nostrils at a very fast speed.
The "!!" sneeze still came out, but nothing happened, and its sneeze showed no signs of poisonous mist, not even a trace of color. I wasn't affected, but I was still tiptoeing around the cupboard because I was stunned.
After cleaning for a long time, I cleaned up the kitchen as it was. The orb was found, and I went with my two new friends to help the next creature.
The fat man was very happy to see that I had found his magic eye, and tried to share his snack with me. He shoved the MONOCULUS into the hole in his left eye, and reached out his index finger to press the pupil. It turns out that the so-called magic eye is a thing that stores photos, and through the magic eye, the photos stored in it can be reflected on the white wall in front of it.
In just a few dozen photos, the protagonist of the picture is the same fat lady, and in each one she is holding a little boy with ice cream or turkey legs. This middle-aged woman is definitely not pretty, but she will not let anyone say that she is not good-looking. Because her smile is the image of a mother in every orphan's imagination, ask me why I feel the same way, because I have never met my mother, for as long as I can remember, my family only has an abandoned horse, it is my only relative, I named him "Midnight", and he has accompanied me several times to stop the invasion of the tower.
With doubts, I suddenly felt a little sleepy, and unconsciously leaned on the fat man's bloated arm, and the puppy fell asleep on my lap, and its 'cold' (poisoning) had been inexplicably cured by Garlic Bao'er.
In a trance, the garlic baby seemed to be singing a slow-paced song: "That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, it's just that, it's it (End of Extra)
ps: "This chapter uses the perspective of the hunter Atumen.,If you don't understand.。。。 I'll fight with you!"