In an airport in Huzhong City, a military helicopter is slowly taking off, soaring into the sky like a divine eagle with a huge momentum. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In the helicopter cabin, a young man with slight sword eyebrows was carrying a small black pot on his back, looking at a little yellow dog next to him in a daze:

I saw that the little yellow dog's front paws had been grasping the small flower bowl vigorously, and after a while, he would give you a sharp lick, and after licking, he actually looked intoxicated.

The young man couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Wangcai, can you have some great ambitions, what do you want to do with a small flower bowl all the time, do you want to beg in a helicopter?"

The little yellow dog Wangcai looked at his master Lu Xiaoyao with pitiful eyes and said, "Wangwang.."

Lu Xiaoyao was about to educate a few more words, but after hearing the jingle sound, a 1 yuan steel hammer was gurgling in circles in the small flower bowl.

Lu Xiaoyao saw that his two eyes were spinning around, and finally waited for the steel hammer to stop, and shouted: "Wangcai, don't say I know you, you little yellow dog has grown up, and you actually bent your waist for a steel hammer..."

Wangcai whimpered and was about to complain about his grievances, but Zhang Hongqiao, who had just lost a steel hammer, blushed and said: "Boss, I only have a steel hammer in my pocket, what do you want?"

Lu Xiaoyao looked at this sturdy man with a panicked look, and said seriously: "Brother Zhang, I heard that you said that there are a bunch of jade pendants in the ancient tomb, you won't have only that one, right?"

Zhang Hongqiao looked at the white and tender big boy and suddenly showed a surprised look: "Boss, isn't a jade pendant enough for your family?"

"Wrong, it's not that it's not enough, but it's just right, the crux of the problem is that you still let me go to the ancient tomb to cook, so I have to have an appearance fee anyway. ”

The editor-in-chief of the bare brain said: "Oh, this should be there, now the little boss is a big star, who doesn't give a thousands of appearance fees,

Other celebrities are also showing off their figures, but the boss is a real knife and a real black pot, and look, the little black pot is on his back. ”

Old Man Liu coughed, and also said teasingly: "Although saving people is like fighting a fire, but this saving people also has a price and cost, you see I have borrowed all the military aircraft of the NJ Military Region, no matter what you say, you have to give some benefits." ”

"Big guy, please be quiet, although the cabin is just full, but there are too many fat people causing serious overloading,

Please also think that you have grown fat and sleep less,

The plane is about to land,

Destination: Shennongjia Mountain, Hubei Province.

There is a large open space in front of it, report to the chief, request to land. Xiaohu said while overriding the helicopter.

Old Man Liu immediately replied: "Xiaohu, you can adapt to the situation." ”

Xiao Dada, the chairman of the food channel in the helicopter cabin, immediately changed his shy expression and said: "Big brother, although I am a little anxious, but I am not seriously overweight, why are you overloaded because of a fat person like me?"

Lu Xiaoyao touched the big black cauldron behind him and thought: "This little bowl is getting more and more chattering, and he will disappear without saying a word.

When I got out of the gate of the small shop, I found that there was a big black pot on my back.

I thought and groped all the way to understand that it was actually the big earthen stove of the gods.

Hey, I changed my vest, and I almost didn't recognize it,

That big earthen stove has to weigh three big fat people, can it not be overloaded?"

The heavily overloaded helicopter finally landed on the top of Shennong Mountain with bumps like a big stupid bear that had eaten up.

Lu Xiaoyao suddenly got out of the engine room like a swimming fish, stood on the top of the mountain, took a deep breath and shouted:

"Ahh ”

Halfway through speaking, Lu Xiaoyao had already opened his pants and found a place to hide, but he shuddered and said, "Oh, what the hell is this place, why is it so cold?"

In the sheltered corner that Lu Xiaoyao didn't know, a woman in black clothes and black pants was shyly closing her eyes and not moving, and there was a hemp bag next to her not far away.

On the helicopter, Editor-in-Chief He had already come down with a steel cannon, and the pot-bellied Xiao Dada also walked out.

But the old man Liu, who was supposed to come down immediately, didn't come out, and only heard the little tiger shouting at the big guy;

"Hello everyone, the chief has to go back first because he has a task, remember to do a live broadcast of food, we look forward to your good show...."

\'I'm going, why do you have to do live broadcasts everywhere, don't you know that there is no signal now?" Lu Xiaoyao immediately asked with a puzzled expression.

"Boss, have you heard of satellite channels? Have you heard of 4G 5G? As long as you are on Earth, you can broadcast live. This is our food channel's specialty. Xiao Da said solemnly.

"I said, two big guys, what are you doing with me, a little boss, aren't you afraid of wasting time and delaying attracting attention and earning ratings? I'm here to save people. Lu asked puzzled.

"Little boss, now we should change to you as a big star of Lu,

There is such a good exclusive live broadcast opportunity to take care of us, we still have something to say there, this year's ratings are the first to be Ding Ding's thing..."Xiao Dada was doing a long speech.

Editor-in-Chief He patted his head and thought: "Oh, I have a lot of things to deal with at hand, but as soon as I go back to the radio and television center, I will gather around the group of foodies to ask this and that, and even the office has become a disaster area, and the phone is not played, how can I not come out to avoid the limelight..."

......................

"Report chief, I have a doubt in my heart for a long time, I don't know whether to ask or not?\' Xiaohu asked as he piloted the helicopter.

"Xiaohu, if it involves personal cover-up and state secrets, then forget it...."Old Man Liu said.

"Chief, I just wanted to ask why you didn't go with them to save people?"

"I'm sorry, because I don't have anything to say about personal cover-ups and state secrets, and I have more important things to do."

"What's the matter?"

"I often listen to the art of war: Therefore, those who make good use of soldiers, surrender the soldiers without fighting, and pull out the city without attacking. Do you know the reason?" said Old Man Liu with a mysterious expression.

Xiaohu shook his head and asked, "Chief, it's okay if you don't say it, but I'm even more confused when you say it." ”

"How did the bear die?"

"How did you die. ”

"Stupid, do you know why I personally took this little boss out of the shop? Do you think I'm easy, I'm staring at the whole Huzhong City, oh no, it's the pressure of the whole Huaxia Kingdom that has persuaded all the forces..."

"Chief, it seems that it is really a state secret... I won't ask.."

"Okay, if you don't ask, I'll say it, go back the same way, and we'll go to the little boss's shop now.... Oh no, it's to scavenge the white cut meat pure goods to go. Old man Liu said with a pout..... (To be continued.) )