"Where's my necklace?!"

Yao Zhenzhen stood up, stared at Liu Yi's empty palm, frowned and asked angrily. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I don't know where I went...... It's gone out of thin air!" Liu Yi replied truthfully, and shook his head helplessly with his hands outstretched.

"You said you would return my ...... if you took a photo"

"I'm sorry, I really don't know what just happened. ”

"That necklace is important, it's for my engagement ......"

"I said it disappeared suddenly, if you don't believe me, you can search me!" After Liu Yi finished speaking, he opened his arms and stood there straight.

"You...... Shameless! "Yao Zhenzhen thought that Liu Yi was deliberately trying to take advantage of her, but this time her face was red and angry, and even her voice was trembling.

"Uh...... I'm not letting you touch me, I didn't hide your necklace inside my clothes...... Alas, it's not clear. In this way, you say the original price, and I will pay you. Liu Yi saw that Yao Zhenzhen was in a hurry, so he had to say this.

"It's not about the money, you guy...... Please stay away from me, I don't want to talk to you in the future. ”

Yao Zhenzhen finished speaking angrily, and under the surprised eyes of all the teachers, she slammed the door and left the office. The other teachers didn't know him well, so no one said anything, and they were busy with their own business.

I had an unpleasant relationship with my colleagues at the beginning of school, and I was still in the same office in the future, and I didn't see anyone who looked up and looked down, how embarrassing it was!

What's more, I still like Yao Zhenzhen, although I have learned that she is engaged, but she can't be a husband and wife, it's always okay to play ambiguously. So we must find a way to get Yao Zhenzhen's understanding later.

Liu Yi returned to his desk, hurriedly picked up his mobile phone, and saw that the necklace picture in WeChat was still there, and the second monk suddenly received a message from the barbarian king:

"Thank you, Brother Liu, the necklace you gave me really helped me a lot. Ash said that it was the most precious birthday gift she had ever received today, and that she had worn the necklace around her neck to look even more beautiful and radiant. ”

What the?!

The pearl necklace was stolen by your kid?

It's impossible, it's just a photo sent, as for it?

Could it be the legendary "space teleportation"? It's not scientific at all. Liu Yi is also a probationary party member, and he adheres to the idea of Marxist-Leninist atheism, which is beyond the mystical phenomenon of scientific concepts, and he can't figure it out at all.

"How do you know my necklace is gone?"

"Definitely gone, now on Ash's neck, she's as perfect as a goddess. ”

"Really, which mental hospital did you run out of!"

"What is a mental hospital, I haven't heard of it. However, on the continent of Valoran, there is a war college, which serves as a place to adjudicate political disputes in Valoran. There were my good friends Ez and Ryz there. ”

Liu Yi really convinced this guy, and he really pretended to be a good one-handed! I also know the War College, why don't you talk about Noxus and Demacia?

However, the complete disbelief gradually turned into half-belief as the conversation between the two deepened. Taking a step back, if there is really a "space teleportation" and the necklace is passed to the Barbarian King, then it will definitely be able to be transmitted back as well. So Liu Yi suppressed his anger and made a final attempt:

"The necklace is a token of my colleague's commitment, brute, can you give it back to me?"

"Brother Liu, don't embarrass me, I've already sent it out, why do you want me to come back." Isn't that a shameful thing? I can't do it, and now that I'm a suitor of Ash's beauty, I can't do that. Since you are a little reluctant to give me the necklace, then, as compensation, you can make a price, how many gold coins?"

Since you live in the world of League of Legends, then Lao Tzu will tell you so, if you have the ability, you can pass me a blood-drinking sword!"

"The Blood Drinking Sword, that requires more than 3,700 gold coins, brother, you are too fierce!"

"No matter what, I'm going to drink the blood sword! ”

"This ...... To tell the truth, our barbarian tribe is hunting every day, raising cattle and sheep and engaging in animal husbandry, just solving the problem of food and clothing, and there are not many gold coins, you directly ask for such good equipment, I really don't have money to buy it. Brother, can you be accommodating, it can be regarded as giving my barbarian king a face, and changing to cheaper equipment. ”

"Cheaper, do you want to get me a Storm Sword. ”

"Tempest Sword? That's fine, even though all the gold I have left is only enough to buy a Tempest Sword, I'm willing to exchange this piece of equipment as a necklace equivalent!"

"Okay, let's send it quickly, I want to see what the Storm Sword in LOL looks like. ”

After Liu Yi sent this sentence, the mobile phone prompted that the power would be turned off immediately. There are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my heart, I see how you send me equipment, but I can't see how you still pretend to be forced.

Unexpectedly, the Storm Sword was also sent in the form of a picture, Liu Yi couldn't help laughing, this is another picture from the Internet.

I received 50% of them, and suddenly the mobile turned off automatically.

"Sister, turn it on again, the first thing is to scold you for a bloody sprinkler, and then block it. ”

Putting the phone in his pocket, Liu Yi looked helplessly at the sunset outside the window, and really didn't know how Yao Zhenzhen could forgive herself. And that necklace has also become a mystery, and it won't really be "taken" by the madman in the mobile phone!

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At night, Yunhai City is brightly lit and the wide asphalt road is full of traffic.

In the "Dream Moment" slow shake bar in the North District, it is a joyful scene.

People sway on the dance floor, and the colorful laser lights, the low pop music, and the young people scratching their heads are all enjoying the joyful, relaxed, and free atmosphere.

In a small box at the slow shake bar, shrouded in dark red wall lamps, it looks like another paradise.

A few young men and women were sitting around the crystal round table, chatting about something.

The young man sitting in front of him was Yang Xiaobing, the lone star of Tiansha, holding a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of Irish Guinness in the other, the flesh on his waist was pushed up like a lifebuoy, tilting his head to listen to the girl next to him.

This girl is the sweet-looking little Lori who was late on the first day of school - Lin Yue.

Lin Yue is still holding a cup of milk tea, sipping the long straw in her mouth from time to time, looking small and cute. She is wearing a pink kawaii suit today, pure and cute, like a little girl next door, which makes people wonder why she came to such a messy place.

Sitting opposite Lin Yue was Chen Jianjun, a young man with light green hair who killed Matt. His home is nearby, and two years ago, when the northern part of the city was not developed, it was a vast farmland where eggplants, peppers, and cucumbers were grown...... In the face of rapid urbanization, the economy of Yunhai City has also grown by leaps and bounds, and in just a few years, the northern district of the city has been developed into a new urban area, and it is even more prosperous than the old city.

After Chen Jianjun's family's few acres of land were expropriated, his parents were farmers who were occupied, and the government also subsidized millions.

Chen Jianjun also inherited the glorious tradition of the urban-rural junction, killing Matt's spiritual soul possession, since he went to middle school, his hairstyle has always been green + explosive mode.

There were also two boys and one girl on the side, both classmates from the second (8th) class of junior high school. These few of them can also be regarded as problem teenagers in the problem class.

"Xia Ni, you are responsible for finding out the details of Liu Yi and seeing if he is really from an ordinary family. The smart and clever Lin Yue said to Xia Ni beside her.

"Hmm. Wearing a white suspender belt and a ponytail, Xia Ni nodded, took out an Apple's latest limited-edition ultra-thin computer from the sofa behind her, and began to operate it seriously, as if looking for something on the Internet.

Lin Yue took a sip of juice milk tea and continued:

"Liu Yi put down cruel words before class, let's not mess with him, it's really arrogant, I haven't seen anyone who dares to argue with us like this. Even if he really has any background, he should teach him a lesson. We can't be fooled by a few words. ”

Yang Xiaobing echoed: "What I said is that he has just become a teacher, he is young and vigorous, and he may not understand the style of our class teacher, we must let him touch the nail and smooth his sharpness! By the way, Chen Jianjun, I want you to scare Liu Yi first. ”

"Boss, what do you mean?" Chen Jianjun drank beer, and there was foam on the corner of his mouth.

"Isn't there a lot of killing Matt here in your family, let's pay some money and hire them to intercept Liu Yi on the way home, don't beat him, don't make a big fuss, just scare him, and let him be a turtle with a shrunken head in the class in the future, understand?"

Chen Jianjun patted his chest and smiled: "Understood, boss, it's on me, but I first have to find out Mr. Liu Yi's route home." If he had a means of transportation, he would have destroyed it in advance. ”

The last thing that is lacking in the suburbs of the north of the city is to kill Matt, most of these people are playing with Chen Jianjun, the difference is that Chen Jianjun is still in school, and the other group of people have become gangsters.

"Wang Xiang, you can figure out Liu Yi's route home tomorrow and report it to Chen Jianjun, understand?" Yang Xiaobing instructed Wang Xiang, a sturdy sports commissioner wearing camouflage casual clothes.

"Got it, don't worry, don't lose it. ”

At this time, Xia Ni raised her head from the ultra-thin computer, with an excited expression, and said:

"Hehe, the education department of Yunhai City is about to be saved, the official website I hacked the year before last, and now it can be hacked at will with the same method, so they don't know how to add a firewall or something? ”

Lin Yue asked, "He also has information?"

"Hmm," Xia Ni nodded, her eyes returned to the computer screen, and said, "The information on the new teachers recruited in the city this year is complete." Liu Yi, male, from Qingcheng City, 22 years old, graduated from Qingcheng Normal University...... I don't know how he got to be a teacher. ”

"Hey, this is also the deep reason why we are poor in 49, even if it is a sheep herder, there is a whip, and when a teacher doesn't even have a certificate, what level can he teach. Peng Fei, another boy with big headphones around his neck, said. He is a typical music enthusiast man, and his favorite song is the type of Phoenix Legend.

"Shani, you go on to talk about his family and origins. Lin Yue urged.

"Hmm. Xia Ni stared at the screen for more than ten seconds, closed the computer with a "snap", shook her head and said: "This Liu Yi is really wasted! His parents are laid-off workers, and his relatives are ordinary citizens, so there is nothing that can be called a background, let alone what kind of official or rich second generation he is." The strange thing is that his bad credit record is CCB, ICBC, Bank of Communications, China Merchants, Bank of China...... As long as the bank can be named, it has issued a credit card, and every card has not paid off the arrears! ”

"Yes, it's really a wonder, go to college, what do you do with so many cards. Lin Yue also looked puzzled and puzzled.

"Now the teacher's salary is not high, is it enough for him to repay?" Wang Xiang said helplessly, "Does he have any hobbies?"

Xia Ni said: "In the interest column, it is written about LOL League of Legends, he teamed up with his classmates in college and won the championship of the Qingcheng College Cup - this is perhaps the most glorious page of his life so far." ”

Peng Fei smiled: "Look at Mr. Liu's appearance, he is destined to be a game otaku." “

Yang Xiaobing slammed the empty wine bottle on the glass table: "Damn, the game is so good, this kind of person doesn't go to an Internet café to be a network administrator, but he is also worthy of being a teacher? In any case, he must be cleaned up. Our goal is to make him understand that there are only two words to achieve as our homeroom teacher: tears. ”

"That's a good point! Find someone to scare him, and leave it to me!" Chen Jianjun raised the wine bottle and motioned for everyone to have a toast, and said in a contemptuous tone: "Liu Yi, a good man who went to school since he was a child and grew up in a dead house, has never seen the world, and he will definitely cry and call his mother after being intercepted by the little hooligans." ”

"Hahaha! Don't forget to take pictures. ”

"Cheers!"