XIII. Chapter 3 of the Covenant
Zhang Sanfeng is a particular person, and such a major event as "accepting apprentices" naturally cannot be taken casually. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
What's more, he has put more effort into this disciple than any one in the past, and he has to adopt the teaching method of "upper body training" for the first time in history.
On the night before Zhen Shuai was discharged from the hospital, according to the method of Meng Buddhism, Zhang Sanfeng "entrusted his dream" to Zhen Shuai, saying that he was entrusted by others and wanted to teach him arts, and asked him if he wanted to be his disciple?
Although Zhang Sanfeng is a celebrity, after all, his dignity has never been exposed in the modern media, and where Zhen Shuai recognizes it, he naturally has little reaction.
If it weren't for his age, Zhen Shuai wouldn't have planned to deal with him. Since he was a child, the last thing he wanted to hear was to apply for this and that study class, what piano, calligraphy, Go, taekwondo...... He likes them all, but his family is reluctant to let him go, saying that it is a waste of money, and over time, he has a rebellious mentality and opposes all extracurricular tutoring classes.
And now, it is about to be the third year of terrifying high school, but a white-bearded old man suddenly appeared, saying that he would accept him as an apprentice, wouldn't he be happy that he was poor, so Zhen Shuai's first reaction was to refuse, and the second reaction was to refuse.
Fortunately, Zhong Kui had already helped him sort out his once chaotic brain, so Zhen Shuai pondered for a while, and then replied respectfully: "Thank you, Mr. for your love, Xiaosheng is already dull, and the course has been intense recently, I'm afraid I can't learn anything else." ”
When Zhang Sanfeng heard this, he immediately became angry: "Stinky boy, you dare to refuse me!
Zhen Shuai is neither humble nor arrogant: "The old gentleman is angry, it's not that I don't give you face, it's really powerless." ”
"I can't help my head", Zhang Sanfeng was so angry that he blew up his beard, "Could it be that I, Zhang Sanfeng, have lost my name?
Zhang ...... Three...... Feng?" Zhen Shuai was stunned, "You said that you are Zhang Sanfeng, the ancestor of the Wudang faction?"
"Well, it turns out that you also know", Zhang Sanfeng's face became more and more ugly, "Then you still have to ......"
Now Zhen Shuai has become a smart person, how can he hesitate at all, and directly kneel down and kowtow: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice!"
"That's pretty much it!" Zhang Sanfeng rolled his eyes, and a smile finally appeared on his face.
Because of the previous disrespect, Zhen Shuai kowtowed one hundred and eighty times in a row before Zhang Sanfeng let him stand up. Anyway, it's in a dream, no matter how many knocks you make, it won't hurt him, the key is to get your face back first.
According to the usual practice, the next step is to put Wudang's door rules, but because this door rule is too cumbersome and complicated, Zhang Sanfeng himself doesn't remember much, so he has to simply skip it, and when he is free, find it out and directly enter Zhen Shuai's memory.
Of course, although the systematic Wudang rules were not mentioned, Zhang Sanfeng had to explain some important rules in the stage of learning art in advance.
Zhang Sanfeng and Zhen Shuai have three chapters.
First, without Zhang Sanfeng's permission, he is not allowed to claim to be his disciple.
Zhen Shuai naturally has no objection to this, even if he wants to say it, no one will believe it.
Second, during the first three months of laying the foundation, you must keep a low profile and do not get into conflict with others, for whatever reason. His academic performance in all subjects should be controlled at a reasonable level, he can not answer the paper or deliberately answer it incorrectly, or even sleep heavily during the exam, but he must never get good grades, at least in the next three months, no.
Zhen Shuai was a little embarrassed: "Teacher, what about mathematics? I've already made a high profile, I can't say that I'm bragging or cheating, right?"
Zhang Sanfeng was about to answer, when Judge Cui's voice sounded in his ears: "Don't let him admit that he bragging! That course, let him continue to keep a high profile, anyway, there is only one course." ”
"Okay", Zhang Sanfeng pretended to be embarrassed, "In mathematics, you can just play at your current level." However, you'll have to find one or more classes to bring the total score back!"
"That", Zhen Shuai tilted his head and thought for a while, "I won't answer the English test paper in the future, and I'll go back to the exam." When I have a chance in the future, let them all learn Chinese. ”
Judge Cui, who was listening in the underworld, immediately got a big head, this kid, why is it a habit to brag now.
As for the third article, Zhang Sanfeng said very sternly: "As my personal disciple, at any time, you must not bully the weak and bully others!"
Zhen Shuai blinked his eyes and asked very seriously, "Then, can I bully those who do evil?"
"This rest assured, a teacher is not an ignorant person", Zhang Sanfeng laughed, "If you meet a wicked person, or see someone who is doing bad things, you can bully it casually." Even if you can't beat it, there is still a teacher for me. ”
I like such a teacher.
Zhen Shuai hurriedly retreated for a walk, then knelt on the ground again, and kowtowed respectfully three times.
After returning to school, although Zhen Shuai obeyed the teacher's orders, was humble and evasive everywhere, and tried to keep a low profile, he still caused a reputation that was enough to cause a sensation in the whole school.
Because Zhen Shuai's body has been very busy during the seven days of hospitalization, and he has no time to take a bath, the dirty things discharged from his body have formed a thick layer of "scale" skin directly on his skin, which is itchy and unbearable.
So, when he got back to school, as soon as the bathhouse door opened, he hurried over.
At first, it was normal, and the students took a good position, talking and laughing.
Zhen Shuai, who had been standing under the shower for nearly half an hour, finally soaked the "scale" skin on his body and began to rub it off little by little with his hands. And every drop of "scale" skin will spread a thick stench...... In less than 10 minutes, dozens of people have vomited and fainted. There were also a large number of students, screaming all the way, fleeing, and a few of them forgot to put on their clothes when they ran out.
All animals have "immunity" to their own smell, not to mention that Zhen Shuai at that time, with the help of Zhang Sanfeng, was practicing internal strength without distractions, while rubbing mud, he naturally didn't know that there was a panic around him. As long as there is no direct attack from the outside, he will not react.
After the emergency response team composed of firefighters, chemical experts and others broke into the men's bath at the risk of "risking their lives", they found that there was no chemical danger skin leakage at all, just a child who had just been discharged from the hospital and had not bathed for seven days.
On that day, many people got the long-coveted opportunity to become famous, because of Zhen Shuai. But no one came to thank him, this is the reality of today's society, and I don't know how to be grateful at all.
Moreover, after hearing the news, the other people in the dormitory found an excuse to go out to live that night. There were not many people left in the next two rooms.
Of course, Zhen Shuai doesn't care so much, sleeping alone is more comfortable.
It's just that, I don't know why, that night, he actually dreamed of Qin Xiao. And, like, she's not dressed yet. It's just that her body is shrouded in a thin layer of mist, and it is just the right amount of haze.
Qin Xiao looked at him with tears on his face, as if he had something to ask him, but in the end he didn't say anything.