Hades was furious. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Didn't the underworld make a rule, but anyone who has a lifespan of more than 100 in the yang world does not need to participate in the lottery and directly enters the reincarnation procedure? Why is there still a single one? Moreover, this person, the two judges under his command still know each other.

In fact, this person is not only known by the Division of Rewarding the Good and the Division of Punishing the Evil.

Judge Cui and the inspector Si, after seeing the visitor, also greeted them with a smile: "Oh, it's Daochang Zhang, disrespectful and disrespectful!"

This so-called drunkard Zhang turned out to be the famous Zhang Sanfeng.

The current king of Hades was assigned by the heavenly court and "parachuted" over, and he didn't have a long time to go to the underworld, so he didn't recognize it. And the Division of Rewarding Kindness and Punishing Evil also came with the new King of Hades, so although he was familiar with the drunkard Zhang, he didn't know about his heroic deeds during his lifetime, thinking that he was just an old drunkard who was lying in the underworld and refused to leave.

Zhang Sanfeng died early, when he came, the prefecture had not yet developed the habit of establishing archives, let alone the reincarnation of the lottery, basically using the "first-in, first-out" method, occasionally missing one hundred and eighty, and no one would know. It's just that celebrities like Zhang Sanfeng, when they first arrived, the high-level officials of the prefecture more or less had to go over to say hello, so they recognized it.

The inspector didn't expect that he had found such a master by mistake, and he was very happy.

This task, if Zhang Sanfeng can't be handled, the others will not be able to play much.

With Judge Cui and Inspector Si, two senior people in the prefecture, as guarantees, the interview procedure is naturally saved.

Not only that, Judge Cui also threw away the vain things written in the list and directly explained his intention to Zhang Sanfeng, hoping that he would go to the yang world and train a sports idiot into a "martial arts master" (I'm afraid he doesn't understand modern terms).

As for the remuneration, Judge Cui said to the king of Hades, you can discuss with the king of Hades, we can't be the master.

The king of Hades was a little dissatisfied when he saw that Judge Cui ignored his existence and told the truth without authorization, but when he saw that he finally put his high hat back on his head, he smiled again, and pretended to be generous: "Don't worry, Zhang Daochang, as long as the task is successfully completed, we will definitely not treat you badly." ”

Zhang Sanfeng was obviously not interested in this kind of empty check without any substance, and after snorting lightly with his nose, he pretended to be dumb and refused to say a word.

The king of Hades was embarrassed and asked for help from the inspector with his eyes.

Cha Cha Si Xiao groaned for a while, and asked Zhang Sanfeng with a smile: "With the qualifications of the Dao Master, even if you don't want to enter reincarnation, can't you still apply to go to the Heavenly Realm to enjoy happiness, how can you stay in the underworld?"

"It's not that I haven't been to the heavenly realm", Zhang Sanfeng has always had a good impression of the upright inspector, and when he asked, he told the truth, "That bird place, day and night to report, annoyed to death, or the underworld is clean." ”

It's really an old antique, and it can't keep up with the times at all. Hades laughed secretly in his heart, what was wrong with making a report, and he passed through forbearance. If I don't slip around and pretend to be deaf and dumb, I won't be able to sit where I am today even if I wait for a thousand years.

Of course, the inspector will not go against the grain, he followed Zhang Sanfeng's temperament, and chatted with him for a while, and then turned to the topic, wanting to hear his interpretation of those 12 words.

Because of the joy in front of him, Zhang Sanfeng no longer resisted and said his thoughts.

If you want to change a person's physique, the best way is to let him cultivate both inside and outside, which is commonly known as "practicing one breath inside, and practicing muscles and bones outside".

Among them, the cultivation of internal strength is the most fundamental, and the effect is also the best and most long-lasting. It's just that if you want to achieve something, in addition to the guidance of the masters, the cultivator himself must also have enough understanding and patience, and it will take a long time to achieve, which is for the long-term strategy; and the intensive training through martial arts and other methods, as long as the guidance is obtained, can allow the mortals in the yang world to achieve the purpose of strengthening their muscles and bones in a relatively short period of time, which is the middle strategy; if they want to achieve results faster, they can only help human beings to strengthen their physical functions one by one through the method of "ghost upper body".

Of course, his long, medium and short strategies can be parallel. If you just take a mortal as an experiment, he can do it alone, and the whole process is guided.

This plan is decent, in line with his identity as a martial arts master, and if he does it himself, the effect and efficiency are not much worse.

Judge Cui and Cha Si showed joy on their faces, and encouraged Hades to accept Zhang Sanfeng's proposal with their eyes.

As for the remuneration, Zhang Sanfeng said that he hadn't thought about it for the time being, and he didn't have anything to ask for in the underworld, so he would talk about it when he thought about it later. But there is one point, he emphasized, "stealing the teacher's side door" is a big taboo in martial arts, because he may be able to conduct upper body guidance at any time, and he cannot conduct any form of surveillance on his "disciples" in the yang world.

His request made Judge Cui a little embarrassed, if he didn't conduct real-time monitoring, if Zhen Shuai couldn't help but say something pretending to be forced, wouldn't the underworld be in danger?

Of course, there is no way to say this kind of thing in front of Zhang Sanfeng. Judge Cui had no choice but to snort and said to Zhang Sanfeng that they would discuss it again and inform him when they had a decision.

After sending Zhang Sanfeng away, the four judges discussed and discussed, but they were never at ease and completely lost their monitoring. They can only give in, install bugs, and only listen and not look.

When Zhang Sanfeng was retrieved again, Judge Cui euphemistically told the prefectural government that it was inconvenient to lose the difficulty of supervising the experimental process, and hoped that he would accept the compromise plan of installing the bugging device, and promised that the prefectural government would allow Zhang Sanfeng to teach the mental formula through the transmission of ideas. For specific methods, he can go to Meng Fo for consultation.

Zhang Sanfeng thought for a while and reluctantly agreed, but at the same time put forward another request: when he wanted to borrow the mortal body and enjoy drinking, the underworld could not interfere.

This was not a big deal, and Hades agreed without hesitation.

Just do it, after leaving the mansion of the king of Hades, Zhang Sanfeng went directly to find Meng Po, closed the door and chatted for most of the hour, and then left with a smile.

In addition to the transmission of ideas, Meng Buddha also taught Zhang Sanfeng how to deal with the threat from the sun, the easiest and quickest "upper body" techniques, and, after the upper body, how to make a more thorough internal transformation of the upper body.

After hearing that the test subject was Zhen Shuai, Meng Buddha did not hide his selfishness, and directly transferred the memories of the Yijin Sutra and the Pulp Washing Sutra left by the Bodhidharma Patriarch to Zhang Sanfeng. As a martial arts master, Zhang Sanfeng should be able to comprehend the content of the two books of Yijin Sutra and Washing Pulp Sutra better than Meng Fo, and use them flexibly.

When Zhang Sanfeng arrived at the sun, the sky was already dark.

Zhen Shuai had already woken up and was about to get up and go out for a run, but he yawned inexplicably, lay down again, and fell asleep solidly.

By the time he opened his eyes again, the dormitory was empty.

Zhen Shuai immediately found that he was sore all over, and he couldn't even sit up, as if he had just had a serious illness.

And at this moment, Zhang Sanfeng, who was "hidden" in him, also kept shaking his head and sighing: such a poor body, in his time, could be regarded as one in a million, and he really didn't know what he grew up eating.

It took him nearly an hour to conduct a thorough investigation of the functions of Zhen Shuai's body, and the results were not optimistic.

Although Zhang Sanfeng also knew Zhen Shuai, he was only limited to his heroic deeds in the seven days in the underworld, and did not know that his body had suffered a serious car accident, and when he was sent back to Yang, his recovery was not good.

Anyway, it's not a good task!