035 Blown

This Jiang Haitao, I don't know if he doesn't want to listen to the poisonous tongue that the big beauty is about to squirt, or he is eager to show off his literary talent, so he kept talking and directly changed his face to a deep face, and rolled his tongue and recited it:

“du-bist-wie-eine-blume,

so-hold-und-sch?n-und-rein;

ich-schau-dich-an,-und-wehmut

schleicht-mir-ins-herz-hinein.

……

mir-ist,-als-ob-ich-die-h?nde

aufs-haupt-dir-legen-sollt,

betend,-da?-gott-dich-erhalte

so-rein-und-sch?n-und-hold.”

After reciting it in a low tone, Jiang Haitao put on a very professional and affectionate expression, looked at the big beauty, and waited for praise.

As a result, it was indeed a beautiful woman who waited for such a sentence:

"I'm sorry, I only understand human language, not bird language!"

It is said that the words of the big beauty are ruthless enough, judging from the belly of the big beauty's few words of 'miss' just now, which made Jiang Haitao, who is a bit of a mother, almost can't help but turn his face, this time this fat fan man should at least be embarrassed.

But it didn't come to pass, after the big beauty scolded her, this Jiang Haitao was not only not annoyed or embarrassed, but a flash of excitement disappeared.

Sure enough, he followed the words of the big beauty and got the opportunity to show off.

Jiang Haitao first straightened his waist and straightened his expression, and then put on a very tall and successful smile, and said:

"Oh, I forgot to mention, before I came back to start a business, I studied abroad at the University of Munich in Germany for a master's degree and a doctorate, so I lived in Munich, Germany for many years. I was in Munich when I wrote this poem, so I used German.

Translated into Chinese, the title of the poem is "You Are Like a Flower".

You're like a flower, like that

beauty, purity, and happiness;

I stare at you, sad

Quietly creeping up on my heart.

……

I couldn't help but put my hands together

Put it on your forehead and pray

May God bless you, always

Such beauty, purity and happiness. ”

After reading the poem with a self-absorbed face, this Jiang Haitao looked at the big beauty with affectionate eyes, and said with a baritone that deliberately held it out and sounded a little awkward:

"That night I dreamed of the most beautiful flowers in the world, so I got up in the morning and wrote this poem. Seeing you, it's like seeing the flower in my dream again, and thinking of the poem I once had.

So, allow me to send this poem to you......"

I have to say that this Jiang Haitao has a good appearance and good eloquence. In addition, he is a returnee doctor from a famous school, a successful entrepreneur, and what comes out of his mouth is German that everyone can't understand, and romantic poetry, which makes his compulsion very tall.

So much so that Xue Qi, who was squeezed away and stabbed before, and wanted to get mad, and other flies who wanted to come up and talk to them after seeing the beautiful woman, were embarrassed to squeak for a while because they were ashamed of themselves.

As a result, in the originally bustling small square, a quiet circle actually appeared here.

Just when Jiang Haitao was proud of himself for intimidating a lot of people, when Jiang Haitao saw that the big beauty didn't open his mouth for a while, thinking that he was about to conquer this big beauty with straight hair somewhere that made his heart itch, the guy who ruined the atmosphere appeared.

"Plop, hahahaha~ I'm laughing to death, I'm sorry, I can't help it!hahahaha~"

Li Jian, who had been standing by and watching for a long time, had been holding back for a long time, and had been holding back very hard for a long time, finally couldn't help laughing.

The sound of laughter not only broke the silence in the field, but also broke the aura that Jiang Haitao had managed to create.

Of course, Jiang Haitao naturally hated this guy who was ruining the scenery, and he immediately swept his knife-like eyes over.

glared at Li Jian fiercely, as if he wanted to eat people, and gritted his teeth and said:

"Don't you think it's rude to interrupt someone with such rudeness?

I really don't know how an uneducated person like you could be in the same place as me. It seems that I need to report to the organizers of the 'Queqiao Club', and don't let anyone in!

I don't understand how your parents educated you! I don't even know basic politeness!"

Jiang Haitao's unceremonious words, especially the accusations against his parents, made Li Jian annoyed.

Although there are godparents who are close to their own children, the parents who both died in a car accident a few years ago are still undoubtedly the deepest scars in Li Jian's heart, and they are one of Li Jian's scales.

Therefore, Jiang Haitao used this tone to say words accusing his parents, and even made Li Jian have murderous thoughts, and he had the urge to destroy him humanely.

Although after taking a few deep breaths, Li Jian reluctantly eliminated the evil thoughts in his heart, but he originally just wanted to watch the excitement, but he also changed his attention and planned to participate.

Without this bad breath, Li Jian would not be able to sleep for at least a few days!

So, after Li Jian's eyes turned around a few times, he suddenly changed his humble expression, hunched over, and held one of Dr. Jiang's hands with a look of adoration, shaking it while apologizing:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Heinrich, I'm so glad to see you, I'm sorry to interrupt you!"

Li Jian looks like a dog, and with a T-shirt and shorts on the floor, Dr. Jiang Da, who is well-dressed and looks like a successful person, is very uneye-catching.

After vigorously breaking away from Li Jian's hand, he said condescendingly with a proud face and a disgusted face:

"Sir, you've mistaken someone, I'm not Heinrich. It's impossible to know someone like you!"

After Li Jian's hands were shaken off, he didn't reluctantly shake them, but made a surprised expression and continued:

"How is that possible? Old man, I already recognize you, so don't deny it.

This poem of yours already says who you are. You are Heinrich Heine. "You Are Like a Flower" is one of your most famous works!"

As he spoke, Li Jian once again put on an expression of adoration and said:

"I remember that you must have been born in 1797, and you must have been over two hundred years old by now. But still looking so young, still so radiant, you're in good care!

The current academics and the media are really too much, and it is nonsense to insist that you died in 1856, even though you are still alive and well.

By the way, Mr. Heinrich, I have a question. I remember you didn't graduate from the Universities of Bonn, Goettingen, Berlin, and why do you say you graduated from the University of Munich?

Have you gone to further education?

Live and learn, you are really a role model for us!"

"Coax~hahahaha~"

Li Jian's words made the surrounding onlookers understand at once, knowing that they were bluffed by this Dr. Jiang before, this guy is obviously relying on everyone's general ignorance of foreign countries, and taking other people's works as his own blowing.

Unexpectedly, there was a person who knew poetry at the scene, but this Dr. Jiang pretended not to pretend to be good and was exposed!

Seeing Dr. Jiang's slightly embarrassed and sweaty face, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Li Jian's directness and the laughter of everyone around him made Dr. Jiang more and more flustered. After changing his face a few times at a loss, he yelled at Li Jian inwardly:

"Don't talk nonsense, what Heine...... I...... I don't know!"

In this era, how developed is consulting? Who can't access the Internet on their mobile phones?

Maybe if Li Jian hadn't jumped out before, everyone wouldn't have remembered to check it on the Internet. But now that Li Jian has said it, there will naturally be people with good things to check on the Internet.

Therefore, as soon as the postdoctoral fellow Jiang Da finished yelling at Li Jian, some onlookers held up their mobile phones to prove Li Jian:

"That's right, I found Heinrich Heine's You Are Like a Flower

…… Beauty, purity and happiness; Quietly crept up to my heart......

That's right, exactly what the doctor said before!"

"Yes, I found it too, it's Heinrich Heine!"

"This forced pretending is not good enough, and it is actually leaking. It's not your face, it's your ass, right?"

At this moment, Jiang Haitao was completely indefensible, and the cool words he said one or two made him want to have a crack in the ground to get into.

Just when Jiang Haitao stood there in embarrassment and didn't know how to deal with himself, Li Jian jumped out to be a good person again. After clearing his throat, he said:

"Art is universal, and perhaps Mr. Jiang's inspiration collided with Mr. Heine's, so it is not necessary to write the same poem. ”

"Yes, yes, that's it!"

Dr. Jiang didn't know why this guy with itchy teeth who made himself hate would help him speak, but at this time he was already a headless fly, and he wanted to go down with Li Jian's ladder when he was in a hurry, and he didn't have time to consider whether this ladder was strong or not.

Li Jian, whose scars were revealed, naturally didn't let go of this guy so easily?

As soon as Jiang Haitao nodded, Li Jian followed closely and continued:

"It's understandable that the inspiration is connected. But I still have a question!"

When Li Jian said the word 'but', Jiang Haitao, who was already sweating a little on his forehead, chuckled in his heart, the beads of sweat on his forehead became denser, and his eyes already revealed the meaning of begging for mercy.

However, Li Jian, who was still angry, continued as if he didn't see the meaning of begging for mercy in Jiang Haitao's eyes:

"I wonder why you don't have a Munich accent at all in German, since you have studied in Munich for many years?

Isn't it the Munich in the Bavarian capital of Germany, but the 'German course in Munich' on the edge of our university town?

If it were this Munich, your German accent would be reasonable!

But the question arises again, is this training course so high? There is also a doctorate?"

"Coax-"

At this moment, the onlookers laughed louder, and even the venomous tongue beauty who seemed to be paralyzed before couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Under Qianfu's finger, Jiang Haitao, who looked like a successful person before, claimed to be a doctor who returned from a famous school, couldn't hold it at all.

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