Chapter 268: A stroke of genius

Cui Cody gave a hint, indicating that he was holding a capsule in his hand. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Then Director Zheng saw it and deliberately asked in a broken voice, "Oh, eldest son, what is that?"

In comparison, Cui Cody's fool is better played. Hehe smirked, with idiocy in his eyes.

"Ah, this, it's my lunch box. ”

Director Zheng was still shouting in that tone: "Wow! It looks delicious, and there will be leftovers for two people to eat." ”

Then the two of them pretended to be fools and kept going, and the sitcom ended there.

After reading it well, all six members of the Wuxuan sat still.

Such a bad plot, such a bad performance, what do we say?

What should we say?

We're desperate too.

But if you don't do something, you can't do it, looking at the look in the eyes of Director Zheng, the big guy had to smile bitterly.

Seeing everyone's appearance, Director Zheng and Cui Cody also knew that their performance was rotten, so they hurriedly remedied it.

They also prepared sketch props, and without waiting for the judges' instructions, they started to perform again.

This time it's not a lunch box, it's a mascara.

Seeing that Director Zheng was trying to show the appearance of an mascara brush with an oil pen, Park Myung-so was already slumped in his chair.

There was no response to the two skits in a row, and Director Zheng and Cui Cody were also anxious and hurriedly took out the last sketch.

But what if you switch to a sprayer?

Still want to make us laugh?

watched three sparse sketches in a row, and everyone's spirit was so tired.

As Choi Cody's agent, Jung Jun-ha lowered his head in shame.

"Why are these two together?"

Shi Zhenqiu was very afraid.

"Fortunately, Brother Da Kui just likes to break the news, and the others have no ambitions. It really scared the hell out of me. What should I do if he wants to make his debut?"

The fear on Liu Zaishi's face also reminded everyone.

"It seems that after we go back, we will have to manage the people around us. ”

Park Myung-so has completely given up and plans to let Director Zheng die early and be overborn.

"Alright, let's take a look at your individual skills. ”

Anyway, Dad had already proposed it, and Liu Zaishi said: "Maybe if you have prepared personal skills, please perform it." Is that okay?"

Absolutely.

Director Zheng's enthusiasm for debuting is very high, and he can't wait for more time to perform.

He hurriedly said: "I'll imitate the bleak reporter's tone." ”

As he spoke, he happily imitated it. But before he finished speaking, Park Myung-so lowered his head in pain.

"Even I can't do imitations, it's too outdated. ”

Shi Zhenqiu shrugged his shoulders, and tears of laughter came out.

"This is the gag of the 80s, and no one in the 90s did it. ”

Squad Leader Liu was still very kind and gave him a chance again.

"Or can you imitate Kim Heung-guk?"

This imitation has been done countless times, and everyone has seen it, and Yoo Jae-seok obviously intends to make Director Zheng perform better.

But obviously, Director Zheng has no talent for funny.

In addition to his voice image, whether it is his demeanor or the strength of his performance, he is completely unqualified.

Later, he imitated Huang Madan, which was also painless and itchy, and he couldn't see anything surprising.

Seeing that nothing could be done, Director Zheng was also anxious and began to imitate Park Myung-so.

"Hey, principled, I want to perform a positive and progressive sketch with a plain heart! I achieved a performance of 30% of the ratings, hahaha......"

Forget it, this time it's not just Park Myung-so, everyone has given up.

Seeing this, I understand that Director Zheng really doesn't have a talent for funny. It is impossible for someone like him to succeed in an interview.

After not getting praise several times in a row, Director Zheng was completely panicked and began to ask Cui Cody for help.

"You're going to help me. ”

Zheng Junhe kindly comforted: "Do it with confidence, be a little confident." ”

Yoo Jae-seok hesitated and looked at him with bad intentions.

"What, you're still ......"

Even if you don't say the rest of the words, everyone understands that you are not speaking of this position.

Jung Hyung-don gradually developed into a Jung Jun-ha killer, especially after Haha left.

"Zheng Junhexi, if you go up now, I don't know what to do. ”

Zheng Junha's grievance.

"Why do you just shut up, okay?"

Shi Zhenqiu said happily: "Okay." ”

What a crisp answer, what a please.

Zheng Junhe had no choice but to hit the table with his head, life was better than death.

These damn guys, every time they slap him in, make him lose his self-confidence.

In the end, Director Zheng had no choice but to tell the story of his rotten crow again.

The story is so bad, and most importantly it's really uninteresting.

When Director Zheng "Ka...... Karma ......", Park Myung-so couldn't bear it anymore and broke out completely.

He jerked up the pen on the table and threw it over.

"Ahh

Director Zheng's mood was also depressed, and he felt that everyone was worried about his ability.

Even though I tried my best to perform, I still didn't get the slightest praise.

When I was depressed, my eyes flashed, and it seemed that something was flying over.

He didn't think much of it, and casually reached out and copied it......

He actually grabbed the pen that Park Myung-so threw over!!!!!!!

Without stumbling at all, he simply raised his arm in front of his eyes, and there happened to be a pen on it that was firmly grasped.

This is really taken care of by the god of arts, even if it is a deliberate rehearsal, it may not be able to grasp it, but Director Zheng actually did it all at once.

The whole process was watched in their eyes, and everyone laughed.

Even the production team, the PD, writers, VJs and other staff members were amazed and watched this scene in disbelief.

Director Zheng, let you perform funny, but you messed up.

But so inadvertently, it created a big joke.

I don't know if you're a good fit for gagman or not?

Anyway, in the face of this genius, everyone finally felt that this interview was not in vain.

Grabbing the pen, Director Zheng was also surprised and happy. Anyway, it makes people laugh.

He was satisfied, but Daddy was on fire.

"Park Myung-so's nirvana was actually cracked by the will of Director Zheng. ”

Shi Zhenqiu also wiped his tears and sighed.

"It's worthy of being a partner for more than 20 years, how familiar you have to be with this to be able to do it. ”

Park Myung-so also collapsed.

"If you have that will, you might be able to succeed. ”

Back to Director Zheng's performance, this time Shi Zhenqiu gave a comment.

"The story you just told is not boring in itself, but in your tone and diction, which affects the final effect. The speed of your speech just now is too fast, too straightforward, without any inhibition and emotional investment, so that the listener can't get involved at all. The story has to have twists and turns to be attractive. In addition, before the final joke, you have too much foreshadowing, and there are too many useless parts, so that the judges are no longer interested in paying attention to the final result. ”

It was rare to hear Shi Zhenqiu speak at length, and Liu couldn't help but ask, "Then Shi Zhenqiu, can you give a demonstration to Director Zheng?"

Shi Zhenqiu joined halfway, and he was not from a Gagman class.

In the sitcom in "Infinite Challenge", he basically didn't participate much. More often than not, he's funny with sharp language and unlucky luck.

Over time, many people in the outside world have questioned whether he is qualified to be a member of "Infinite Challenge".

Here today, hearing Shi Zhenqiu's understanding of funny, Liu Zaishi, touched by Shi, planned to give Xian Nei a chance to prove himself.

Shi Zhenqiu didn't know Liu Zaishi's good intentions, since he asked him to perform, he just did it.

After sorting out his mood, Shi Zhenqiu began to rearrange the story of Director Zheng.

Unlike Director Zheng's anxious, fast and straight tone, Shi Zhenqiu spoke very slowly, and emotional investment was added to his voice.

This is a compulsory course whether it is learning music or learning acting.

At this time, he was full of emotion, and slowly unfolded a story that was not complicated, like a picture scroll into everyone's minds.

"In the cold winter, there is a family of crows. The crow child was so hungry that he was hungry and ...... It's going to die. In order to save their children, the crows braved the wind and snow to go out to find food. They flew far, far away and finally found a bite of food. ”

Because there was emotion in the voice, everyone slowly immersed themselves in the story.

For a while, I forgot that there was a speechless ending in the end.

It's as if these are two different stories entirely, and this one is more like a fairy tale.

Shi Zhenqiu continued.

The anxious mother crow returned with food, and saw her child's weak appearance with tears in her eyes. Just as she was about to feed the child, the little crow said a word. ”

Because everyone is tired of hearing this story, in order to achieve the effect, in the last part, Shi Zhenqiu did not pause, on the contrary, he sped up a little.

"Gaga...... Ga...... Ga...... Ga ......"

He imitated the crow's cry and crowed about ten times in a row.

Unlike Director Zheng, who just screamed, he added various techniques to it. Bass, treble, falsetto, dolphin, crying, etc., each one is different.

This time it was amazing, and it appeared in everyone's minds, as if there was really a little crow talking, and it was full of feelings.

It's the same story, but the result is very different.

The brothers were shocked, and while applauding and laughing, they also gave a thumbs up to the busy.

And after seeing Shi Zhenqiu's performance, Director Zheng's expression was even more gloomy.

This gap is too big, and after comparison, my performance is like garbage, and I should throw it into the dung pit.

Shi Zhenqiu was also naughty, in order to vent his anger to the Zheng family, he turned his head to Park Mingxiu and "quacked" non-stop.

At the same time, his hand imitated the shape of a crow's beak, and he chattered at his father's small hair.

No matter how you listen to his "quack" sound, it seems that he is scolding.