Seeing that this woman who was sticky and tight before left angrily with an unnatural face, Li Jian breathed a long sigh of relief and gave Lu Yufei a big thumbs up!

"Don't say it, your mouth is really poisonous, and your combat power is super strong. But this time, I didn't feel annoying, but I felt that your poisonous mouth was cute sometimes. ”

may be because they have met Li Jian several times and are in a-for-tat hostile state, and Li Jian's praise is quite rare in Lu Yufei's opinion. It sounds pretty good to the ear.

Therefore, under Li Jian's praise, Lu Yufei rarely put away the mean creditor face that she had always had, couldn't help but smile, and after rolling Li Jian's eyes coquettishly, she joked:

"It's good to think about it in your heart, but don't be obsessed with my sister. Let's talk about it, it's a cooperative relationship, not for real. You have to hold on!"

Seeing Lu Yufei, who was either cold-faced or venomous-tongued before, rarely showed a smile and put on a narcissistic demeanor, which was quite coquettish, Li Jian couldn't help but laugh and quipped:

"I'm relieved to have your words, I'm still worried that after getting along for a while, you will find out that I am full of advantages, and then I can't extricate myself, I won't marry. ”

"The beauty of thought!"

After Lu Yufei gave Li Jian a big roll of his eyes again, he said:

"Okay, I'll tear off your dog skin plaster for you, it's time to tear mine. ”

"Okay, no problem, look at me. ”

"Behave better, I can do it in a few words, don't be ashamed. If it's too much, don't blame me for being mean. ”

"Look!"

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While talking, Li Jian and Lu Yufei raised their arms again, assumed the posture of a couple, and came to the No. 21 table where Lu Yufei was on a blind date.

Lu Yufei's dog skin plaster is a medium-sized, white and clean fat man, with a face like a full moon and a belly like a full moon. Small eyes, a collapsed nose, and a large number of craters left by pimples on the face, are not miserable, but they are also a little unbearable to look at.

When Li Jian saw this fat brother, the fat man, who had been waiting for Lu Yufei to come back, also saw Li Jian, and saw the intimate gesture of the two holding their arms.

Then, this buddy, who is said to run a supermarket at home and is quite rich, suddenly became angry, slapped the table and stood up, pointed to Li Jian's nose and questioned Lu Yufei:

"Who is he?"

The fat man stood up a little violently, and his expression was a little excited, so the two lumps of flesh on the cheeks flickered quite gracefully, and the belly like a water bladder flickered quite funny.

So, although Li Jian was pointed at his nose by a short and thick finger like a small carrot, he still couldn't hold back and smiled, and then leaned into Lu Yufei's ear very affectionately and said softly:

"This guy is the same as my little girl surnamed Feng before, the reaction when they met was the same! Even the tone of the three words 'who are you', the tone and frustration seem to be poured out of a mold.

You said before that his surname was An, so he shouldn't be that Feng Xiaoniu'er's brother and sister. They can't be cousins, right? If they are not related by blood, shall we match them? I think they are a good match. ”

Li Jian's joking voice was very small, and the fat man couldn't hear it at all, he only saw Li Jian and Lu Yufei biting their ears and looking very intimate.

So, this fat brother who fell in love with Lu Yufei at first sight and regarded him as a forbidden person, no matter how poisonous Lu Yufei was, he never gave up, and suddenly overturned the vinegar bottle. The pitch was three degrees higher than before, and he asked again:

"Feifei, I'm asking you, who is he?"

When the fat man's jealousy was surging, it was the first time a man blew into his ears, and Lu Yufei, who was so close to a man for the first time, couldn't stand it, only felt a panic and fever, in order to hide his helplessness, he simply stretched out his hand and twisted Li Jian's arm fiercely, put on a smiling expression, and whispered in Li Jian's ear with a voice squeezed out of his teeth:

"Warning you, don't take advantage of the opportunity, or you'll be good-looking. Hurry up and send him away to me, the old lady is already impatient. ”

After saying it in Li Jian's ear with a smile on her face and seemingly intimately, Lu Yufei changed her appearance and said to the fat man with a cold expression:

"Mr. An, we are not familiar with each other, please call me 'Ms. Lu' or 'Miss Lu', if you call me 'Feifei', it will make my scissors misunderstood. ”

After speaking, Lu Yufei took a step back and completely hid behind Li Jian, leaving all the frontal battlefield to Li Jian.

Now that he is already king to king, Li Jian, in the spirit of contract, no longer talks with the mud, and says to the fat man with a serious face:

"This is Mr. An, right? Let me introduce myself, my name is Li Jian, and I am Lu Yufei's boyfriend. Two days ago, I had a small fight with her and was kicked out by me. So in order to prove that she didn't want it, she gave me eye medicine and went on a blind date.

I'm sorry for the trouble!"

"You're her boyfriend?"

The fat man pointed at Li Jian with an indignant face, and then pointed at Lu Yufei, and asked.

Li Jian nodded, forcibly pulled out Lu Yufei who was hiding behind her, and then hugged this girl's thin waist, while enduring Lu Yufei's little paws raging on her waist, she declared her sovereignty and said:

"That's right, I'm her boyfriend!"

Lu Yufei's default posture with her head lowered made the fat man a little disappointed, but she still refused to give up and continued to work hard, and said in a gentle voice that made people feel numb:

"Feifei, I don't mind your past. Now that you've broken up, don't be nostalgic. He is not worthy of you, whether it is appearance, talent or family background, I am your best choice.

The two of us are the best match together. ”

Seeing that the fat man was staring at Lu Yufei eagerly, completely ignoring his own existence, Li Jian was not angry, but wanted to laugh a little.

Although I can't see it, this is Neixiu, maybe this fat man is really a talent. 'Feng Yan' Pang Tong is very ugly, and it is said that 'poet saint' Du Zimei and 'white-clothed Qing Xiang' Liu Sanbian are also very ugly. Therefore, if this fat man is really talented, Li Jian will not be surprised.

If this fat man's supermarket is not a small street store, but a big supermarket, or even a chain supermarket, maybe he is really rich. And it is very likely that he is richer than Li Jian, so he can get by by saying this.

However, who gave you this confidence and made you feel that your appearance is very compatible with Lu Yufei, a national goddess-level beauty?

A white and tender fat man can be very cute, but it is difficult to match the 'handsome'. What's more, you fat man not only have small eyes and a collapsed nose, but also have a pimple on your face, which looks like a Martian crater.

How distorted is your aesthetic to not only not vomit when you look in the mirror, but also think that the person in the mirror is handsome?

How much does the beautification function of your phone have to be against the sky to make you look handsome?

In other words, you guy is worse than a pyramid scheme, people just deceive their relatives and friends, you even deceive yourself!

Li Jian smiled in her stomach, looked at the fat man in front of her with a playful face, and once again had the idea of watching the play.

But Lu Yufei, who was staring at by the burning eyes of the fat man, couldn't stand it, so her little hand moved again, pinched the skin on Li Jian's waist and twisted it seven hundred and twenty degrees, and then gritted her teeth and said in a voice that only two people could hear:

"Can you talk harder, let him get out, right away, or I'll spit on your neck!"

Li Jian thought about the clothes he had just changed today, so he regretted letting go of his 'appreciation' for this fat man's cheekiness and opened his mouth to fulfill the agreement.

"This Mr. An, I admit that you are indeed more worthy of my family Yufei than me, no matter in terms of appearance or figure, whether it is in terms of talent or property.

But I'm sorry, I don't want my child to have sex with someone else. ”

Saying that, Li Jian also glanced at Lu Yufei's flat lower abdomen with a loving face.

Li Jian really lived up to Lu Yufei's expectations, and the words she said were quite powerful, which made An Fatzi directly confused, and also made Lu Yufei completely confused.

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

The two spoke almost in unison and looked at Li Jian together.

An Fatzi had a painful expression on his glass heart, and Lu Yufei, who didn't expect Li Jian to say this, was completely stunned.

He ...... Is he telling the truth?"

After glaring at Li Jian for a long time, An Fatzi turned his head in disbelief and asked Lu Yufei tremblingly.

As a result, before Lu Yufei, who was still in a state of vertigo, could speak, Li Jian was the first to interject. looked at Lu Yufei with a numb face, and said softly:

"Don't be mad at me, my dear. Don't worry, I promise you, if I get married, you will definitely be in the top three marriage partners.

I promise you that I will never go to your girlfriend's place for the night again. Xiaoli and Yanyan also try not to go there. No matter how late and tired I am, I will definitely come back to accompany you and our children!"

Li Jian's words made the fat man's heart feel as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past. even has some 'admiration' for Li Jian.

has such a beautiful girlfriend, and she also pedals on several boats. And it sounds blatant, it seems that as long as you go home at night, even if you spend it during the day, Lu Yufei can accept it.

This is simply a love saint!

An Fatzi was somewhat conquered by Li Jian's personal charm, but Lu Yufei was uncomfortable.

If you don't admit it, that fat man may have to be entangled. If you admit it, how cheap do you have to be to be reluctant to be such a scumbag?

Still pregnant? I'm pregnant with you!

The tangled Lu Yufei looked at the fat man with a strange expression for a while, looked at Li Jian who was squeezing his eyebrows at him for a while, and finally gritted his teeth, the lesser of two evils, nodded, and meekly said 'um' from his nose.

Of course, meekness is only the surface, and the hand hiding behind Li Jian's back has been twisted into eighteen patterns on Li Jian's back.

When An Fatzi left with a mixture of loss and admiration on his face under the blow of Li Jian, Lu Yufei exploded:

"The surname is Li, I'll fight with you!"

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