Chapter 1239: The Boat of Friendship Capsizes
Lu Dongbin still has a certain amount of influence in the Daomen, although he is ranked among the eight immortals, his personal influence is much higher than that of the other seven immortals combined. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info such a Lu Dongbin will naturally become an important object of Buddhism, fortunately, Lu Dongbin is worthy of being the later Lu Zu, and in some ways he is still an honest and reliable little Langjun, coupled with He Xiangu's surveillance, Guanyin and they have no chance of abducting him at all!
"Who knows?!, but I think that person must be extraordinary!" Tie Guan Li took a sip of immortal wine, shook his head and said, "But these are not something we can control, there are not many people in these three realms who can beat the Queen Mother of the West, and the other one has not released momentum, which is also very strange." ”
"That's right, we don't have to worry about this matter, I'm afraid this is another thunderous and rainy behavior, since the God Tribulation, they haven't been normal. "Because there is a relationship with the Queen Mother of the West, they don't dare to put their divine sense in the past, after all, the Queen Mother of the West is a quasi-holy power, not something that these people can watch!
Not only these people in the Heavenly Court, but even the Guanyin Bodhisattva who was far away in the South China Sea felt the evil aura of the Queen Mother of the West. This directly frightened her, I'll take it away, what's going on!?Who provoked this lord?!Didn't Sun Wukong appear early, and ran to provoke this eldest sister?!Thinking of the constipation on Guanyin's face here, this special thing is endless!?
Some time ago, she was embarrassed in the heavenly court, and she also asked the Buddha for a hundred years of vacation, but she just enjoyed a few days of vacation in Luojia Mountain, relaxed her mood, and then had a special accident!
Guanyin pinched his fingers and calculated the reason, the heavenly machine was particularly disordered, since Song Yichen appeared, the way of heaven has not been normal. It's just that she can't even be counted as a saint, let alone her. consumed a lot of mana, Guanyin gave up calculating this reason, and pinched his fingers to calculate Sun Wukong's condition, fortunately, this monkey does not have any abnormalities, and it is still in the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun!
Guanyin saw that nothing happened to Sun Wukong, and the damn monkey was honestly cultivating in the gossip furnace, so it was impossible to provoke the Queen Mother of the West, and those who followed would not care about her.
Thinking of this, Guanyin lay on the beach chair again, silently enjoying the sunbathing, which she learned from Song Yichen. Once when he was at the beach, Song Yichen unashamedly took off himself until there was only one pair of pants left, and that pair of pants was specially changed. He even put something called sunscreen on his body.
I don't know what that sunscreen is for, they are immortals! Are they still afraid of the sun!? So when Song Yichen asked to apply sunscreen to her, she subconsciously refused.
But now it seems that it feels really good to bask in the sun and blow the sea breeze like this! It's a pity that she can't do something immoral like Song Yichen. After all, she is one of the spokespersons of Buddhism, and she must pay attention to her image. And as a former saint disciple, her upbringing is still good, and she can't be like those goblins!
In the face of the anger of the Queen Mother of the West, the Jade Emperor was stunned,, Yaochi, what are you going to do?! I'm just seeking truth from facts, Song Yichen's kidneys have been damaged by you, as a good friend, shouldn't I remind you? Maybe you think this is a matter for you and your wife, but it's also about me and Lao Jun's stomach!
Almost without hesitation, the Jade Emperor said to Yao Chi: "Yao Chi, don't worry, this little thing is not difficult, the prince of the East was originally the head of all male immortals, and he was favored by Yang Qi, this little thing is nothing, just abstain from sex for a few days, and wait for me to let someone send a good dragon whip over, to ensure that after he eats it, the tiger will be vigorous!"
While speaking, the Jade Emperor's face also showed that I was very intimate, come and praise me for my cheap smile. It's really hard to help but slap him with a brick.
Song Yichen covered his forehead in pain, what kind of friends did he make?! This is a slut! He just expelled the elixir from his body, is it good, how can he be like this?! But then again, if he can work with Yaochi for dozens of days, it seems to be quite enjoyable! Unfortunately, he doesn't have this opportunity!
Listening to the words of the Jade Emperor, a black line rose on the head of the Queen Mother of the West, and she directly took out the measuring ruler that she used as her hairpin, and the momentum was extremely terrifying.
This really scared the Jade Emperor, it's not that he was afraid of the Queen Mother of the West, if he really compared with the Queen Mother of the West, it would also be the end of the five-five opening, and no one would be able to please him. But he, the Jade Emperor, adheres to the spirit of good men not fighting with women, and offending the Queen Mother of the West is offending Song Yichen, they are a couple, and the Jade Emperor does not want to turn his face with the Queen Mother of the West. Otherwise, what if Yaochi doesn't let Song Yichen cook for them in the future?!
"Yao Chi, if you have something to say!" the Jade Emperor waved his hand again and again, he was really frightened, did he say the wrong thing?
"I don't have the idea of talking to you properly!" Yao Chi pointed at the Jade Emperor with a measuring ruler, and the endless majesty had already made it difficult for the people in this palace to breathe.
Fortunately, the Jade Emperor is also the chief scoop of the Three Realms, if he has no ability at all, he will not become the master of the heavenly court, he directly dragged Song Yichen over and put it in front of him, and let his tall body protect his weak body.
Sure enough, when the Jade Emperor placed Song Yichen in front, the momentum of the Queen Mother of the West condensed, and her attack also stalled. Obviously, she was reluctant to hurt Song Yichen.
Originally, she just wanted to teach the Jade Emperor a good lesson and let him not talk nonsense in the future, but she didn't expect that he would use Song Yichen to threaten herself! Okay! Haotian! The courage has become bigger! Even the old lady's people dare to move?! The revolutionary friendship is over!
She said in an extremely cold voice, "Let him go!"
"Gurgle" A trace of badness flashed in the Jade Emperor's heart, he was a little too radical just now, it has nothing to do with the last fight with Yaochi, they have been friends for so many years, I think that the two of them came together on the master's side, and they can almost be regarded as brothers and sisters. Even if the two of them were going to have a fight, at most they would just get angry, but he was in a hurry for a while, and took Song Yichen as a meat shield, which is not considered to be holding Song Yichen hostage?! This is to play a big rhythm?! Not only is the revolutionary friendship with the Queen Mother of the West, but also the boat with Song Yichen is about to capsize now! He has taken him as a hostage, can he still be good with himself?!