The downtown area, which has been gloomy for several days, finally ushered in the sun today.

The sun shines at 12 noon, and it feels like a few months ago.

The door of the eighteenth middle school was wide open, and the students rushed out of it, and when they were in a hurry to have lunch, Xiao Yuyu happened to be awakened by urine, and the dazzling sunlight penetrated into the room through the cracks in the curtains that were not tightly drawn, which made Xiao Yuyu very angry. He stepped forward and jerked the curtain, the wheels and the pole grinding violently, making a screeching sound.

"Hmm......" Under the quilt of the large bed, a snow-white smooth arm stretched out.

The woman sat up from the bed with a quilt over her breasts.

Apparently, she was undressed.

Xiao Yuyu turned his head to look at her, and suddenly felt that he didn't want to pee, so he immediately turned around and threw himself back, and squeaked and shook the bed under the woman's half-push and half-pandering. Ten minutes later, with a low groan, Xiao Yuyu stopped his movements, he lay on the woman and gasped for a long time, and after relieving his breath, he grabbed a handful on her chest, and then went to the toilet satisfied.

For Xiao Yuyu, life these days is simply too beautiful.

First met this girl named Jiahui in the bar, and after a few glasses of wine, she smoothly brought back the house she had just rented for a few days. After that, relying on the money in his pocket, Xiao Yuyu took Jiahui around to eat, drink and have fun for a few days. When you want to have a shot, you can find a nearby hotel and continue to play. Jiahui had a lot of fun, and it was natural for Xiao Yuyu to call her husband. Xiao Yuyu was shouted all over his body, and his heart turned out to be so easy to pick up girls. The only fly in the ointment is that he thinks Jiahui is not beautiful enough, if it is replaced by a pop with Su Tang, it will be really cool and worth dying immediately.

Xiao Yuyu stood in front of the toilet and thought. But I couldn't pee for half a day.

After waiting for a long time, Jiahui's voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Are you okay, I want to pee too......"

"Forget it, you pee. Xiao Yuyu put away the bird.

Jiahui immediately rushed into the bathroom, took off his pants and released water in front of Xiao Yuyu.

I don't know if this counts as a conditioned reflex. When Xiao Yuyu heard the sound of water, the sphincter of the urethra suddenly moved, and hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, hurry up, I want to pee too!"

"Why are you like this...... Jiahui complained, pulled out a tissue, and hastily wiped the matter.

Xiao Yuyu was impatient to grab his position, but when he took out the object, it suddenly got stuck again.

Just out of a man's face. Xiao Yuyu was unwilling to show weakness under Jiahui's gaze, he took a deep breath, sank into the dantian, plucked up all his strength and rushed to his lower abdomen, and finally, the water leaked.

This morning urine was finally dripped bit by bit, and Jiahui sighed very much: "Your kidneys are not good." ”

Xiao Yuyu habitually disagreed, and said: "Your kidneys are not good!"

Jiahui was stunned. looked at Xiao Yuyu for two seconds, but showed a smile: "Okay, good." My kidneys are not good, where are we going to play today? I heard that there is a hot spring in Tai'an, why don't we go there for the night?"

"Tai'an, it's so far away......" Xiao Yuyu was a little annoyed. In the past two days, Jia Huiti's requirements have become more and more outrageous, but he has slept with others for so many days. I'm too embarrassed to refuse. At present, Jiahui is talking about Tai'an, which is a county below Dongou City, and it takes half a day to go back and forth on the highway, and the most important thing is that Xiao Yuyu has never been there, and he is not familiar with the place. There is a feeling that the road is not far and I dare not go. He hesitated and made an excuse, "Let's forget it today, I'm going to go to the store to have a look, I haven't been there for a few days." ”

Jiahui pouted and said, "Then I'll go with you." ”

Xiao Yuyu thought about it for a while, and felt that it would be quite face-saving to bring a beautiful woman back to show the guys in the store, so he nodded and said, "Okay." ”

The two of them rubbed in the rental house for a long time, taking a shower and putting on makeup, and when they went out, it was close to 2 o'clock.

When he left the house, Xiao Yuyu first led Jiahui to find a noodle restaurant to fill his stomach. Xiao Yuyu didn't have much appetite, he threw down a bowl of noodles after eating a few bites, Jiahui was even more amazing, ordered a bowl of fish ball noodles, but didn't eat noodles at all, ate all the fish balls in it, and drank some soup to call it a day. The shopkeeper took the money, and after seeing the two customers go away, he couldn't help but shake his head, calling the loser in his heart, while calling the dog in the store, and feeding it the two bowls of noodles that had barely been touched.

When I came to the store, the door was not open yet.

Xiao Yuyu took out the key, tried it one by one, and opened the door after a while.

Jiahui, who was originally full of excitement, found that Xiao Yuyu's store was so big, and his excitement instantly collapsed, and he was quite disappointed: "This is your store?"

Xiao Yuyu couldn't listen to this kind of despised tone, and immediately explained: "I still have a factory at home! My dad can make millions a year!"

Jiahui's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Xiao Yuyu's hand and said, "Really?"

"Why am I lying to you?" Xiao Yuyu said.

While the two were talking, the guy from the store happened to arrive.

When the young man saw Xiao Yuyu, he looked at Jiahui, who could score at least 6 points according to Qin Feng's standards, and a trace of jealousy and unhappiness flashed in his eyes, but he still shouted knowingly: "Boss." ”

Xiao Yuyu hummed with satisfaction, and asked pretendically, "How is the business in the past two days?"

"It's okay. The young employee replied, "The daily turnover is about 1,000 yuan." ”

Xiao Yuyu still thought that turnover was the meaning of income, thinking that he could earn a thousand a day, he thought it was quite beautiful, the corners of his mouth grinned, and he nodded: "Not bad, not bad, keep working hard!" But he didn't understand at all, the money he spent with Jiahui in the past few days was at least more than this amount a day.

The young waiter rolls her eyes and walks into the shop and starts her day quickly.

It wasn't long before the slightly older waiter arrived.

Seeing that the boss was coming, the old man nodded and greeted him busily.

Xiao Yuyu was very useful, and chatted with the old buddy, but Jiahui on the side was bored, and pulled Xiao Yuyu and said that he wanted to go home.

"Boss, let's go first, there are me and Ah Jian watching the store. The old man said very reasonably.

Xiao Yuyu was so entangled by Jiahui that he couldn't do anything, so he could only say, "Then I'll come back at night." ”

But this time, the old man didn't understand, but said, "Your mother will come in the evening, and she said to let you play with confidence." Don't worry about things in the store. ”

Jiahui's eyes lit up suddenly, and he took Xiao Yuyu's hand and shook it: "Then let's go to Tai'an for a hot spring at night!"

Xiao Yuyu was entangled, he glanced at the old man angrily, the confused old man couldn't think of where he offended Xiao Yuyu, and he was wronged in his heart.

"What a hot spring, what is there to soak. It will take half a day to get there by car!" Xiao Yuyu shouted.

Jiahui ate him, and said coquettishly: "I don't care, you said yesterday that you would take me anywhere." Where is Tai'an, drive there by yourself, and it will take an hour and a half at most to get on the highway. ”

"I can't drive......" Xiao Yuyu gritted his teeth, but finally honestly.

Jiahui was surprised and exclaimed, "You can't even drive a car?"

Xiao Yuyu blushed, but his IQ jumped up a bar, and suddenly Fu Ling found a legitimate reason: "I am not an adult this year." I can't even get a driver's license, so how can I drive?"

"Oh...... That's it......" Jiahui stopped.

Xiao Yuyu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

After this commotion, Xiao Yuyu and Jiahui went back.

Walking on the road, the two of them didn't have much to say.

Xiao Yuyu thought in his heart, since he had nowhere to go today, it would be good to stay at home and think about it, and there was everything in the rental house, and he wanted to play games and games. I want to watch TV and watch TV, facing the 50-inch large LCD. Watching a whole day of movies is not a waste of time. The most important thing is that he doesn't have to shuttle back and forth with Jiahui in various bright and colorful consumption places like he did for a few days, he doesn't understand anything, he can only be led by Jiahui like a puppet. If it weren't for the snap. He won't pay for sin.

As I was pondering in my heart, the shouts of the old man in the store suddenly sounded behind me.

"Boss!" the old man came running quickly.

Xiao Yuyu stopped and asked the panting old man strangely, "What's wrong?"

The old man breathed down and said, "The supplier has come to collect the payment and wants you to sign it." ”

Xiao Yuyu's eyes lit up, and he felt that the signing of the matter was so popular. He sighed, pretending to be calm: "Why are you running here, calling my mobile phone!"

The old man shook his head and said, "I don't have a mobile phone, and there is no phone in the store, fortunately you didn't go far, let's hurry up, people are waiting." ”

"Take your time and don't panic. Xiao Yuyu pretended to be calm and patted the old man's shoulder.

The three of them turned around and walked back to the door of the store, but the person who came to collect the money was not dressed as neatly as Xiao Yuyu imagined, but only wore a very ordinary casual clothes.

Xiao Yuyu stepped forward and opened his mouth and said, "You come to get the money, right? How much is it? I don't have much cash in my wallet, why don't you go to the bank with me directly?"

The person who came smiled slightly and said, "Don't be so troublesome, just swipe the card to transfer money." As he spoke, he took out a POS machine from the bag he was carrying. The business of swiping cards has only appeared for a year, and it has become popular within the urban area of Dongou City.

Xiao Yuyu has swiped his card many times in the past few days, and he is not surprised by this thing.

He took out his wallet, pulled out the card, and handed it to the other party with an inexplicable arrogant expression.

However, half a minute later, Xiao Yuyu couldn't be arrogant-

"There's not enough money in the card. The person said.

"Impossible!" Xiao Yuyu screamed, "I obviously have 50,000 in this card!"

"Not 50,000, not even 30,000. The person said lightly.

Xiao Yuyu was dumbfounded, and after being quiet for a long time, he suddenly turned around and roared at Jiahui: "It's all your fault, swipe my card randomly, now it's okay, I don't even have the money to buy it!"

Jiahui was shouted so wronged, and said in her heart that the old lady slept with you for nothing?

"Mom, I'm looking for my mother!" Xiao Yuyu panicked, and quickly took out his mobile phone to call his mother, as soon as the other end was connected, Xiao Yuyu actually had snot and tears, and cried on the street, "Mom, the money in my card is not enough, you come quickly......"

A few people on the side couldn't help but open their mouths.

Where the is this weird thing made?

Is he intellectually or mentally ill, or is it both?

Just as Xiao Yuyu was crying, a brand-new Volkswagen SUV that had not yet been licensed slowly turned into the alley on the side.

The window fell, and Qin Feng, who was sitting in the driver's seat, turned his head to look at Xiao Yuyu, who was in tears, and closed the window again with an expressionless face.

"That crying kid is your junior high school classmate, right?" asked Qin Jianguo, who was sitting on the side.

"Alas......" Qin Feng sighed, steadily drove the car into the alley, and sighed softly, "There are such classmates, it's really helpless to ......" (to be continued.) )

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