[131] Poor Tang monks
"What did you say?"
"It's okay, I'm a good person, a really good person, there is an old Chinese saying, what is called Baishan. ”
"I know, Brother Zheng, filial piety comes first!
"Yes, that's it, then you say, what do you mean by that? ”
"That is to be filial to your parents. ”
"Then you have to be obedient to your parents' words. Gong Zheng sighed, "I didn't get the first place in this exam, and when I went home, my dad was angry again, do you say that falling in love is really so energy-consuming?"
Han Yan'er let out an "ah" and nodded, "It should be, my academic performance has also declined." ”
Gong Zheng lifted his glasses, "Shakespeare once said that he loves you very much, so he is willing to let you fly to more happy places." ”
"How can this be so familiar? ”
"It's right to be familiar, this is a famous saying, of course it's familiar, don't the famous quotes in your class stick to this? Actually, I think that if you love someone, you just need to look at him, and you don't necessarily have to be with her, right?"
Han Yan'er nodded.
"I am, no matter where you are, whether you are with me or not, I think that if you are happy, it is my happiness. ”
"Zhengzheng, you are so good!"
Gong Zheng nodded, "You're better," and then pouted helplessly, and said secretly, "Paralyzed, are you really so simple, you can't hear what Lao Tzu meant?" But after thinking about it, if you weren't so simple, you wouldn't be able to believe him so much.
Gong Zheng sent Han Yan'er back to work in frustration, threw his glasses aside, and went into the toilet sullenly, wanting to smoke a cigarette, just when he saw Wang Lung and they finished smoking, "You guys are inhumane, damn, I saw that Lao Tzu didn't go to help, and you still smoked here?"
"Brother Zheng, you can handle it yourself, how about it?"
"It's not good! This woman doesn't know if she's stupid or stupid, I fuck me so clearly, she doesn't understand it yet! I don't think it's good, I can only go through Plan B."
Gao Yu squinted, "What plan B?"
Gong Zheng instantly narrowed his eyes, "Dear Brother Yu, you ......"
"I, I warn you, you stay away from me, now I can stand it enough with Han Feiya, don't be tinkering with Han Yan'er, when the time comes, both of them will like me, what should I do." ”
"No, don't worry, Han Yan'er can't like you, but she can pity you, look, can you pretend to be sick, and then say that Ah Demon is your sister, let her fulfill me and Ah Demon or something?"
Gao Yu looked at Gong Zheng, "Are you still human?"
"I'm a good person, a really good person, we're brothers! Brother Yu!" Gong Zheng was unusually serious!
"You have to do this kind of immoral thing like weishenme, you can't let Wang Long, or Dazhong Li Lei do it?"
Gong Zheng frowned, "Brother Yu, look at you." ”
"It's useless to say less, you say a reason that can convince me, why do you shit and I wipe your ass, and I'm weird in my heart, this can't be dealt with Han Feiya, you have used it and I definitely won't get it, and now you want me to help you cheat Han Yan'er together, you don't bring me a high hat, and you don't use the word brother to press me, paralyzed, you don't do anything!
Gong Zheng said "I", and hurriedly smiled, "Brother Yu, Brother Yu, look at you, our brothers." ”
"You can't say it, can you say a reason to make me speechless, I'll do it for you immediately, otherwise, don't talk about it!"
"Don't, it's not good to say it."
"You say, you say, there's nothing we can't say between our brothers, you name it!!" Gao Yu didn't give up.
Gong Zheng frowned, "Brother Yu, do you really want me to say it? It hurts to say it, you see, let's"
"Gong Zheng, let me tell you, you can say whatever you say today, don't make that useless, you say!"
Gong Zheng nodded, "Okay, you said that we are five brothers, of course, of course, I don't mean anything else, that is, apart from me, first of all, except for me, you touch your conscience and say, is there anything more immoral than you? Besides me, is there anything more deceitful than you? Can you expect Wang Long Dazhong to deceive people? Both of them have everything written on their faces, can you expect Li Lei to fool people, and you can't make a fart with eight poles! Only you can do this, Brother Yu! I can't go to Dongyin and them, eat, drink, have fun, prostitute and gamble, they can't do this kind of thing. ”
"I, I" After Gao Yu said to me twice, he suddenly felt that he was speechless, and his eyes stared at Gong Zheng fiercely.
At this time, Wang Lung said on the side, "This Nima learns haode, and his brain is good, Brother Yu, this is enough to be in place" He patted Gao Yu's shoulder, turned around and left.
Da Zhong and Li Lei laughed directly and followed behind Wang Lung.
After Zuihou Gao Yu said "I, I" twice, he patted Gong Zheng's shoulder and stretched out a thumbs up at him, "You are ruthless!"
Gong Zheng's face was helpless, "You forced me to say ......"
"Brother Long, what will our sister eat at noon?"
"It must be for us to stir-fry new vegetables, and it's not easy for our sister, so we eat at home every night and we eat the rest at noon. ”
"Okay," Wang Lung smiled, "Who is easy, there is no smoke." ”
"No, do you have a big bell?"
"Zuihou Gong Zheng smoked. ”
"Go buy it. The five people stood in place, staring at each other with big eyes, no one had any money in their hands, and this time, they all laughed, "Go home and look for cigarette fart." ”
A few people shook their heads helplessly, now the brothers have also formed a habit, whoever has money, give Wang Ci half of it first, and the rest will be bad for themselves, just starve to death anyway.
When the group was about to arrive downstairs at Wang Long's house, suddenly, there was a bald monk wearing a Taoist robe sitting downstairs at Wang Long's house, and there was a round dot on the top of the head that a monk would order, this person was not young, with a very long beard, sitting on a small horse, a book was placed on the ground, a bamboo tube, a big flagpole on the side, and a rag on the flagpole "Knowing astronomy, knowing geography", two big characters in the middle, "fortune telling!"
Originally, Wang Lung and they didn't want to pay attention to him, but who knew that this person who didn't know whether he was a monk or a Taoist priest said to himself, "Fate is destined to be lonely, life is destined to be tortuous, it's a pity, it's pitiful, hateful, sad!" The fortune teller had a fairy wind and crane bone, and after speaking, he touched his beard.
Wang Lung was already zhanzhu at that time, he turned his head and looked at the fortune teller, "Are you a monk or a Taoist priest?" ”
"The poor road is the Tang Dynasty monk in the eastern soil!"
"What about your three apprentices!" Gong Zhengle's yin and yang weirdness "Can you be a little logical in speaking, you deceived the wrong place to choose, there are many poor people in this community, you change places and go to the city that never sleeps, there are many superstitious drunks there, don't thank me"
"Presumably the donor must be the queen of the official, right?"
Gong Zheng frowned, stared at the old Taoist priest, and stopped talking.