037 The so-called gentleman
When Xue Qi and Li Jian were summoned by their mother with a phone call before, it was almost half past ten in the morning.
When the two brothers, as the main supporting roles and leading actors, finished the scene of 'Dr. Jiang and the Big Beauty', they hid behind the blackboard wall and smoked two cigarettes, laughed for a while, and received their mother's 'lunch summoning order'.
Then, the two brothers snuffed out the cigarette butt in their mouths, patted their buttocks and stood up, and walked leisurely in the direction of the entrance of the small square.
Just as the two of them had just crossed half of the square, a man suddenly burst out of the diagonal and blocked in front of them.
As a 'human witch', Li Jian's ability to control his body is at its peak, and his reaction speed is even faster, so he stopped in time. But Xue Qi almost couldn't brake and collided with this person.
When Xue Qi, a slut, saw that it was the big beauty who was in the way before when he saw it, and he was still regretting that he braked too fast before and couldn't hit it, the big beauty frowned, stared at Li Jian and spoke:
"I see you're familiar, have we met somewhere?"
As soon as the big beauty's words entered his ears, Xue Qi almost spurted out a mouthful of fifty-two degrees of sauce-flavored old blood.
This sentence is also too familiar, except for the lack of the word 'beauty' as the head of the stage, it is exactly the same as what Xue Qi said when he got up to talk to him after seeing the beauty half an hour ago!
When Xue Qi had just endured the internal injury and swallowed this mouthful of blood, Li Jian immediately replied, almost letting Xue Qi squirt out the second mouthful of old blood.
"Auntie, are you old? You are from the Republic of China, right?
Except that the 'old man' became the 'aunt', Li Jian's answer was exactly the same as what this poisonous beauty replied to Xue Qi before.
Xue Qi had an internally injured expression on his face, looking at Li Jian and the big beauty who were staring at him with big eyes, and he thought in his heart:
'What are you guys doing?' Are you playing a parody show, or are you playing a re-enactment?'
looked at the scene that seemed to be very familiar, and watched the big beauty change from being cold and unapproachable to taking the initiative to talk to this subversive role, because of the two successive heavy blows, and Xue Qi, who had heavy internal injuries, was completely messy.
Fortunately, the plot did not continue to repeat as it had happened, but finally developed in a direction that Xue Qi's IQ could understand.
Women, especially beautiful women, can be unreasonable.
She can mock Xue Qi for being 'frustrated', and she can call Xue Qi 'old man', but she will never allow others to say the same about herself.
Especially the sentence 'aunt' is a taboo among taboos!
Anyone who dares to say that they are 'old', whether serious or joking, is their natural enemy!
What's more, she is a beautiful woman and peerless, and she has always faced a face, Li Jian's attitude of rejecting people thousands of miles away is simply a question of her beautiful red fruit.
It's unbearable!
So, the big beauty raised her jade-white hand, stretched out her long and straight index finger like a little white onion, pointed at Li Jian, and said in a tone that was an octave higher than before:
"You-"
"Don't say it, when you call it like that, this posture really makes me feel a little familiar. It's like I've seen it somewhere!"
Facing the posture of the big beauty as if she was fighting a beautiful, Li Jian didn't mean to be nervous, but nodded, showing an expression like a memory, and said lightly without hurrying.
Li Jian really felt that the voice and posture of the big beauty were a little familiar, but the big beauty who had been provoked by Li Jian's two words before was a little angry, but she misunderstood. thought that Li Jian was mocking himself in Hongguoguo, and he wanted to go crazy when he jumped to his feet.
"You-"
The big beauty with an angry face just popped out a word in a tone that raised the octave again, and she paused.
Then, I don't know if I didn't want to expose my hysterical appearance to the public, or for some other reason, the big beauty's tone dropped again, but her voice was much colder, colder than when she mocked Xue Qi before, and there was a strong mockery in her tone:
"Is this how gentlemanly you men are?"
"Gentleman?"
Hearing the big beauty buttoning her hat on her head, Li Jian touched the embarrassing stubble under her chin that had not been shaved for a few days, and looked down at the T-shirt with the 'gray wolf' pattern that was still on her body with the vegetable soup and oil stains left over from eating and drinking, the flower pants of the universal flag, the fluffy legs, and the silk flip-flops on her feet......
Then, the ruffian laughed:
"Do you think I'm a gentleman with that eye?
If you say I'm a beast, I'll admit it. But if you say that I am a 'well-dressed beast' nicknamed 'gentleman', I really don't dare to take the lead, I feel that my clothes are not qualified!"
What kind of beautiful woman is she? That's a stunning beauty that everyone loves and flowers bloom!
Since elementary school, she has been pink and tender, and she is the object of the little boys' stuttering. After elementary and middle school, she has always been the princess in the hearts of boys.
After the fifteen or sixteen girls first grew up, they jumped from a princess to a goddess, and their suitors were like carp crossing the river.
For a long time, the man who faced her, even if he was an upstart, would pretend to be Svenwen. Even if it is a real beast, it will be crowned by a monkey and pretend to be human.
A man like Li Jian, who doesn't care about scandalizing himself and doesn't let his mouth go at all, let alone see it, even hearing about it is only in a novel.
Therefore, the big beauty is circled and the words are poor. He looked at the self-proclaimed 'beast' in front of him in a daze, but he didn't know what to say.
Fortunately, at the embarrassing moment when the big beauty looked at Li Jian and didn't know how to deal with it, a mobile phone rang in her pocket.
After the big beauty breathed a sigh of relief, she picked out her phone and picked it up.
"I'm on vacation today. β
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"Is it serious?"
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"Okay, I know, I'll go back right away!"
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The big beauty answered the phone, and after saying a few words, she hung up the phone and left in a hurry.
In the end, she didn't say a word to Li Jian again, and of course she didn't know how to talk to Li Jian. These two people don't do things in the same channel at all.
After seeing the big beauty swaying and leaving, Li Jian and Xue Qi also left, and after meeting with their mother at the entrance of the small square, the mother and son chose a nearby restaurant and sat in.
After ordering, my mother took out her mobile phone and opened the chatterbox.
"Look, this is all what I just picked out, you can see when you make an appointment to meet. β
The mother's expression was very excited, she had not been idle after she drove her two sons away. Along the blackboard wall with the information of the blind date, I walked all the way, and all the girls' information was studied one by one. As long as you feel good, take pictures of them all.
Now the mobile phone is full of the results of her more than an hour of work.
Mom was excited, but Xue Qike was bitter.
This is going to be a wave of high-intensity, high-density blind date rhythm!
Xue Qi heard Li Jian say before that his mother once picked out fifty-seven people from Aunt Du for Li Jian to go on a blind date. At that time, Xue Qi, who escaped the catastrophe because of the temporary mission of the unit, secretly rejoiced for many days.
Now, seeing this kind of thing fall on his head, Xue Qike can't be happy.
Today this is a blind date with thousands of people, although in general there are more men and fewer women, but the number of women is definitely above 400 people!
According to the proportion, since my mother can pick out fifty-seven out of Aunt Du's hundred-odd people, among the more than four hundred people today, she can't find two or three hundred?
This is really terrible!
Therefore, before his mother finished speaking, Xue Qi had already looked at Li Jian with urgent eyes, wanting to discuss a countermeasure with Li Jian through eye contact.
However, Xue Qi was disappointed, Li Jian, who had been in a trance since she separated from the big beauty, is still in a state of disappointment. I didn't even notice my eyes, and I didn't even hear what my mother said.
When the mother asked the two sons to turn on the Bluetooth of their mobile phones and prepare to receive the photo information, Xue Qi finally became anxious and couldn't help kicking Li Jian hard under the table.
As soon as he stepped down, Li Jian seemed to wake up suddenly, and finally came back to his senses.
But to Xue Qi's disappointment, Li Jian, who woke up, did not join hands with him to 'fight the enemy', but stood up suddenly, and hurriedly said:
"Mom, Kiki, it occurred to me that there was something to be taken care of. I won't eat lunch with you, so I'll go first. β
After taking two steps in a hurry, Li Jian turned around and said:
"I'm going to go to the mountains in the next two days, and the mobile phone signal may not be very good, so don't worry if you can't get in touch. β
After speaking, before Glenn and Xue Qi could say anything, they had already rushed out of the door like a gust of wind.
Looking at Li Jian's non-faked appearance, GΓΌlen was stunned for a moment and asked Xue Qi:
"Do you know what's going on with Jane?"
"What else can it be? Just now Scissors saw a beautiful woman at the blind date, the two of them seem to have seen each other, it is estimated that Scissors ran out in a hurry, is he looking for someone, and then bring it back to show you, right?"
As he spoke, Xue Qi's mind once again resurfaced the image of the bubbling beautiful woman. remembered the inquiring tone of the woman when she blocked the road before, and Li Jian's thoughtful expression after separation.
"Did they really know each other before, or did something ever happen between them?"
Xue Qi really couldn't figure it out.
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